Chapter 436: The Electric Chapter in the Pocket

Chapter 436: The Electric Chapter in the Pocket

Chapter 436: There's a Phone in My Pocket

Feng Shui Company.

As the boss's kept gigolo, when Tan Wenjie showed up, everyone in the office immediately greeted him warmly.

Men envy him for being supported by the real, white, rich and beautiful Zhang Ling, and wish they could take her place.

The woman also wanted to replace Zhang Ling and support him.

He looks energetic and strong, otherwise why would the boss, who had been married several times, choose him and not let go?

"Long time no see." Tan Wenjie greeted the front desk.

Today the other person happened to be wearing a low-cut dress. He is not a superficial person and he doesn't even like to look at it. But if he doesn't look at it, the other person will definitely be disappointed if she dresses like that on purpose.

Wearing more clothes to cover the head and face is because you are afraid of being seen, and wearing less clothes is because you are afraid that no one will see you.

Look down and take a closer look.

The receptionist smiled sweetly: "Are you free today? Let's have dinner together."

With the boss away, she became a little bolder. Normally, she wouldn't even dare to unbutton her clothes, but today, she was not only arrogant, she even didn't wear a breastplate.

"Just eating? I'm busy."

"Let's watch a movie after dinner."

Have dinner, watch a movie and finally go to the hotel.

The tricks are so sophisticated that some naive and innocent brothers must have been deceived.

"Definitely next time."

Watching Tan Wenjie go to Zhang Ling's office, the receptionist curled her lips and said, "It's just that the boss is taller than me, has a better figure, whiter skin, richer than me, and better looking than me... Humph!"

She has a good foundation.

The descendants of Zhang Tianshi brought their own customers, and a group of people rushed to give money to Zhang Ling.

Zhang Ling was out helping someone with feng shui and was not in the company, so no one stopped Tan Wenjie from entering the office.

I opened the computer and logged into my email, which contained the photos of the heavenly book that Cheng Xiaoxi had taken and sent to me.

"so much?"

It is not one heavenly book, but two. One is made of bamboo slips, but the other is a book similar to that made of sheepskin.

The bamboo slips contained ancient Chinese texts. Apart from the sloppy small seal characters, which he could barely recognize, he didn't recognize any of the other strange characters that looked like paintings, and could only guess based on the hieroglyphs.

Before Qin Shihuang conquered the six kingdoms and unified the writing system, people of the same era had a hard time recognizing the writing systems of all the countries, let alone modern people who have lived thousands of years later.

The other book has nothing to do with hieroglyphics, so there is no need to guess.

He immediately picked up the phone and contacted Zhao Zilong.

"Looking for an old ghost that has been dead for thousands of years? I can try to contact him. Wait for my news."

Zhao Zilong on the other end of the phone was very interested in helping, and Tan Wenjie's generosity was just enough to alleviate his situation of working two jobs as a yin and yang but always being hungry.

Zhang Ling was not in the Feng Shui company, so Tan Wenjie did not stay long.

I happen to have some free time in a short period of time, so I can go to the ghost realm and take a look.

The ghost realm where Wei Xiaodie is.

Hold an umbrella to cross the yin and yang.

The once barren land has now changed dramatically, with carved beams and painted buildings, green mountains and clear waters. For a moment, Tan Wenjie thought he had come to the wrong place.

When he focused his attention, he found that everything was made of paper.

Funeral supplies are enlarged in proportion, but they are made very well.

He picked up a brick and squeezed it gently, and it immediately turned into ashes and flew away.

A foreign maid in a maid outfit came hurriedly.

They followed the local customs and put rouge on their cheeks, which were as pale as paper.

Hot body and scary at the same time.

"Master~" The maids stopped and bowed.

"Where is Xiaodie?" asked Tan Wenjie.

The paper maid stayed on the outside and dared not get close. His yang energy had been restrained, but to the paper man who had no power, it was still like a high-temperature furnace.

"My wife is watching TV inside."

Ghosts behave more like humans than humans do.

In front of the villa, Tan Wenjie had just stepped on the stairs, but before he could gain leverage, a big hole was stepped on the stairs under his feet with a "pop".

He stopped immediately.

"They're all made of paper. You're a living person with a strong yang energy, so you'll definitely create a hole with one step." Wei Xiaodie floated over.

She was wearing a spotted long dress today and was barefoot.

The female ghost has a natural skin-whitening effect, and the charming look on her face makes her even more eye-catching.

Wei Xiaodie looked at Tan Wenjie with complicated eyes. She coveted Tan Wenjie's body, and Tan Wenjie also coveted hers. The two hit it off and staged a classic scene of a cuckoo occupying the magpie's nest. They killed Wei Xiaodie's husband, the Ugly Ghost King, and settled down in the ghost realm.

The gap in power between the two sides was too big, and she felt like a canary. Of course, being a ghost was so cool, she didn't reject it.

Anyway, I can't beat her, so don't say she hasn't refused. If she refuses and resists in her heart, that is also a rejection.

She suffered a lot when she was a human being, and she might not be able to enjoy happiness as a human being in the next life, so it is better for her to continue to be a ghost, where she can eat as much gold ingots and candles as she wants.

Tan Wenjie's funeral supplies store is equivalent to doing foreign trade between the Yin and Yang worlds. Ordinary people in the human world don't want to touch it unless it is necessary, but in the ghost world it is a hot commodity.

In terms of tribute alone, Wei Xiaodie and the temple Buddha are on the same level.

He looked inside and said, "I won't go into the room. Come with me for a walk."

"it is good."

The man and the ghost left side by side, admiring an artificial landscape made entirely of paper.

Green mountains and green waters are all paper.

"By the way, a ghost contacted me recently." Wei Xiaodie said, "They mistakenly thought I was the ghost king, so I didn't dare to go out."

"Hide here, ordinary ghosts don't dare to break in." Tan Wenjie nodded, "Don't worry."

There was no need to worry about the ghosts that couldn't get in, but the ghosts that could force their way in must be very powerful, so there was no point in being afraid. So it was best for her to just give in in her current situation.

Because they were walking too close, Wei Xiaodie's emotions gradually became uncontrollable and her body unconsciously moved towards Tan Wenjie's.

Tan Wenjie: "Wait a minute, the clothes are made of paper and can be easily torn."

Wei Xiaodie looked down at her clothes.

You should say this yourself.

Also, could you please move your hands away from your waist when you say this?

Tan Wenjie: "I thought we could have a good exchange of feelings when we met, but I didn't expect you were just greedy for my body."

Wei Xiaodie: “…”

Then she noticed that her hands seemed to touch a firm butt.

Well, at most it's just a courtesy.

Since you have already willingly fallen for the man's trap, it would be reasonable for you to use the beauty trap as well.

So Wei Xiaodie closed her eyes, floated up lightly to make up for the height difference, and took the initiative to give him a kiss.

Tan Wenjie has been afraid of ghosts since he was a child. Now a beautiful and charming female ghost opened her mouth to bite him, and there was nothing he could do except close his eyes and open his mouth to wait for death.

The female ghost arrogantly absorbed the Yang energy from his mouth, like a long drought finally meeting a downpour, and ate it with relish.

What’s next?

Tan Wenjie opened his eyes and looked at the female ghost who was immersed in it right in front of him. He thought she was a master, but he didn't expect that the war of words was so awkward.

He achieved an overwhelming victory just by speaking easily, and even counterattacked easily with his hands, gesticulating and pointing from the moral high ground.

"I can't breathe." Wei Xiaodie broke free with her cheeks flushed, her chin resting on Tan Wenjie's shoulder.

After absorbing a large amount of Yang energy, she became more and more like a human.

If she could consume the Yuan Yang essence more directly, she didn't even dare to think about it.

"You're a ghost, why are you breathing?"

"Yes."

Wei Xiaodie, who was suddenly awakened, counterattacked again. It was not because she thought it was fun to eat the other person's lips. Everything was for her yang energy. She had long seen through Tan Wenjie's beauty trap. She was just playing along with him. There was no way she could fall in love with him.

"Ajie, something on your body is poking me." Wei Xiaodie frowned.

Then I was surprised to find that they fell to the ground while eating.

She looked at her legs that were wrapped around Tan Wenjie's waist, and her cheeks became more and more red.

But thinking that she was taking advantage of the other party, she accepted it with peace of mind. It was all for the sake of Yang Qi.

"It's a phone call."

Tan Wenjie took out a phone from his pocket and placed it beside him. As a police partner, it made sense for him to have a phone with him.

Nodding, Wei Xiaodie closed her eyes and continued to move forward.

"Ajie, there's something on you that's hurting me."

"It's a phone." Tan Wenjie took out another one.

With so many girlfriends, it makes sense to have an extra phone in case they all call you at the same time and can't reach you.

Wei Xiaodie nodded. She didn’t think it was a phone call. After all, Tan Wenjie was very busy with his work.

"Ajie, your third phone hit me, let me help you get it out." Wei Xiaodie learned from it.

"Wait, this isn't it."

The ringing of the phone interrupted their conversation, but fortunately their quarrel was almost over.

"Excuse me, my phone number."

Tan Wenjie picked up the phone beside him and had to stop studying the third phone.

Wei Xiaodie held the third phone in both hands, feeling a little overwhelmed.

"Which one?"

The fact that Tan Wenjie was able to get through on the phone was related to Chu Renmei. Now that Chu Renmei had undergone a complete upgrade, she could really chop people along the phone line.

It’s so easy to make a phone call between the Yin and Yang worlds.

"Mr. Tan, I'm Lao K. I found out that someone was secretly selling antiques and magic tools. My cousin said they were all real things."

"What about people?"

Compared with the things themselves, Tan Wenjie cares more about the source of the goods. Buying them one by one is too troublesome, so he goes directly to the source of the supply chain.

"They are right here. I see they are sneaking around and the things in their hands must be dirty. I left them at home. Mr. Tan, do you have time now? They may have realized something is wrong and want to run away."

"I'll be there in half an hour...an hour."

Tan Wenjie put down the phone, then looked at Wei Xiaodie and found that the other party was studying new technological products.

"Jumped. Is there a phone call?"

"Try answering it."

After Wei Xiaodie finished a phone call with hesitation, the whole ghost was completely exhausted and fell to the ground.

Her skin turned red and she couldn't help rolling her eyes because of the excessive intake of Yang energy.

Even the aura on his body began to change.

"I really am the flesh of Tang Monk." Tan Wenjie was amazed. As his body continued to strengthen, he became more and more nourished.

Boys really need to protect themselves when they go out.

"No wonder those female demons all want to marry Tang Seng."

I didn’t understand it before, but now I understand.

To the female demon, Tang Seng is a good baby who can be eaten and played with. She can even eat and play with him at the same time without worrying about harming his life. He is a sustainable dairy cow.

As for male demons... male demons don't like to drink milk.

(End of this chapter)