Chapter 445: The Hang-up Technique of Swallowing the Essence of the Sun and the Moon

Chapter 445: The Hang-up Technique of Swallowing the Essence of the Sun and the Moon

Chapter 445: The Hang-up Technique of Swallowing the Essence of the Sun and the Moon
Outside the church, there was a constant rumbling sound.

Inside the church, the priest was trembling.

"Congratulations, congratulations, both of you... Congratulations to you..." He raised his hand to wipe the sweat from his forehead, his eyes glancing outside uncontrollably.

Who would have thought that the scene at a wedding would suddenly change and a huge robot would fall from the sky.

The wind was surging and the flames were raging. I couldn't tell whether it was the floor that was shaking or my legs.

The priest has decided not to take this kind of job anymore, and if he must take it himself, he must reimburse the cost of the diapers.

After much hesitation, I finally finished hosting the wedding.

Zhong Kui sighed.

"Sister, you have finally married successfully and can be reincarnated."

He had already put his mind at ease. Even though he knew that Guipan was using tricks to plot against him, he didn't care. All he cared about was getting his sister married.

"Brother, what about me?" The duck man swallowed.

When he took the order, he only said that he would give 10 yuan for a wedding, but he didn't say that there would be robots fighting ghosts outside.

"You?" Zhong Kui said, "You still have three days to live, just in time to reincarnate with my sister."

"Ah?" The duck man was shocked. He hadn't lived long enough.

He turned and looked at his newly married wife. His brother-in-law looked down on him, but there would be no problem in controlling his wife.

How can he die when he hasn't enjoyed enough of this colorful world?

"Little sister, I'm going out to help."

"Be careful, bro."

When Zhong Kui walked out of the church, he saw Tan Wenjie jumping up from the shoulder of the Black Mountain Old Demon and kicking the hilt of the Ghost-Slaying Sword. The sword broke through the air and pierced the Ghost Judge's chest and nailed him to the cross of the church.

The Black Mountain Demon raised his arms and his fists transformed into dragon cannons.

The simplest way of attack, no other skills, pure mana bombing.

A long rainbow of magical power spewed out from the dragon's mouth, instantly overturning the roof of the church.

Tan Wenjie held up the Five Thunders Heavenly Master's Order, and as if he was holding lightning in his hand, he suddenly swung it down. Thunder roared, dark clouds covered the sky, and lightning snakes twisted.

The forked electricity chased after the ghost judge who was blown away.

There were continuous bombardments, and with the added power of the Demon-Slaying Sword, the Damage Curse, and so on, the dazzling lightning made people subconsciously turn their heads away and close their eyes.

When I opened my eyes again, I was still seeing white light.

The ghost judge was even more frightened to death by the thunder.

"As expected of a cultivator who has passed the devil's test." Zhong Kui was not surprised that Tan Wenjie could defeat the Ghost Judge.

With his demon-slaying sword, it's not easy to win, but it's not so easy to lose either.

Tan Wenjie landed on the ground, holding his knees and breathing heavily. The fight made him dizzy and dazed. Fortunately, it was a group fight, otherwise he might not be able to withstand it.

The Black Mountain Old Demon behind him also lost his guardian deity form, turned into a normal size, and disappeared into thin air together with Chu Renmei.

"So much experience?"

It was the first time that he killed a public official in the underworld, and after seeing the huge profits, he suddenly became interested in causing trouble in the underworld.

"Swish" the Ghost-Slaying Sword fell to the ground and pierced the ground obliquely.

The judge's pen also fell down.

Exploded equipment.

Just as Tan Wenjie was about to go over to pick up the treasure, Zhong Kui picked up the Ghost-Slaying Sword and the Judge's Pen first.

"..."

"The Ghost Slaying Sword is the sword I carried when I was ordained as a god, and the Judge's Pen must be returned to the underworld." Facing Tan Wenjie's gaze, Zhong Kui explained, "You will be in trouble if you take them away."

Tan Wenjie didn't believe it. How would he know if he didn't try? At worst, he wouldn't come back if his fist wasn't strong enough.

The wedding is over and everything is kept simple.

As the only invited guest, Tan Wenjie paid for a banquet for the bride and groom and the bride's brother out of his own pocket.

Tan Wenjie and Zhong Kui were drinking. The other party said that he would go back to the underworld to reorganize and then go to the heaven to report the situation. It would probably take only one or two days.

One day in heaven is equivalent to one year on earth, so it will probably take one or two years.

Wine cannot intoxicate the spirit; the spirit intoxicates itself.

Zhong Kui and Tan Wenjie, who had solved their thousand-year-old worries, drank happily.

No matter whether you are a human or a god, you can’t be too proud. Zhong Xiaomei suddenly came over and said, “Brother, give me the Book of Life and Death.”

"What do you want to do?"

"Help Li Lang to live longer."

It’s broken, it’s love-brained.

No wonder she got married 18 times. She is definitely the worst sister among all the sisters married by Zhong Kui in all versions.

Zhong Xiaomei said: "The judge's pen is in your hand, you can change his life span."

"Nonsense! This is a serious violation of the Heavenly Law!"

There are reasons for stealing the Book of Life and Death and destroying the Ghost Judge, but to modify the Book of Life and Death for a damned mortal is not because he dares not, but because it is not worth it.

That guy was just a concubine, doing the job for money. Now the job is done, the other party has received the payment, and no one owes anyone anything.

Even the relationship between husband and wife is not a problem. The other party's life span has ended, and all the grudges in life are wiped out after drinking Meng Po soup.

"I have a way." Tan Wenjie said, "It's definitely not possible to change the Book of Life and Death, but you can make him willingly reincarnate with you. You are a ghost in this life and he is a human. How can the separation of Yin and Yang compare to growing up with him in the next life and being childhood sweethearts?"

Unfortunately, he has some experience in picking up girls. When facing a love-brained person, he cannot deny the other person. He must agree with the other person and then outline a better future for the other person.

After all, you only broke the law of heaven, but I lost my love.

Zhong Xiaomei hesitated.

"I know your worries," Tan Wenjie said, "I will take care of your husband. I will make sure he is willing to be reborn with you, and fly together as a pair."

Zhong Xiaomei immediately thanked him: "Thank you for troubling Master Tan."

While waiting for the other party to go back to find Brother Ya, Tan Wenjie took out his phone to contact Wu Ying.

After some inquiries, I found out that Brother Ya had recently slept with a married woman, who happened to be the boss of a gang. What's more, Brother Ya happened to need the protection of this gang when doing the flesh trade.

Sister Gou, three cuts and six holes, no wonder Brother Ya’s life is coming to an end, he will not die a good death.

Tan Wenjie found Brother Ya and explained his situation.

"You are wanted now. Unless you flee abroad, you will be stabbed to death, poured with cement and thrown into the sea."

Brother Ya tried to ask for help, but he didn't know foreign languages ​​and didn't have any skills to make money. If he couldn't sweet-talk others after going abroad, he would surely starve to death. Moreover, his consumption level was very high, and he made money quickly but spent it just as quickly.

"They are ghosts and cannot help the living. Why not take advantage of the chaos in the underworld and ask the ancestors to help you get in touch with others so that you can be rich and powerful in your next life, and you can also continue your relationship with your wife."

When Wu Ying's voice came from the phone and he repeated the information he had told Tan Wenjie before, Brother Ya became obedient.

There is no chance of changing the Book of Life and Death. It is not even a question of whether you will die by three knives and six holes or die painlessly without any injury.

The most important thing is that Zhong Xiaomei is a ghost. Rather than letting him "suffer" alone in the human world, she hopes that the two of them can fly together.

"Do you really want them to continue their relationship in the next life?" The dwarf ghost approached Tan Wenjie and asked in a low voice.

The young Taoist priest in front of him could kill the Ghost Judge when he was alive, and after his death he would at least be a judge. He also had a very good relationship with Lord Kui, so he was definitely one of their own.

"They drank Meng Po soup and forgot everything they should have forgotten." Tan Wenjie asked curiously, "Will they care about it in the next life?"

One is eager to get married, the other wants to make money, there is no friendship at all.

"You are lying!" the dwarf ghost was surprised.

Cunning human beings.

[Zhong Kui's Favorability +2]

"The wine in the mortal world is still far inferior!" Zhong Kui took off the gourd from his waist and said, "Try the wine in my gourd."

The dwarf ghost standing by looked at him greedily but dared not say anything and could only stare.

Pour the turbid yellow wine into the small wine cup, and Tan Wenjie's nose twitched slightly: "Use evil spirits to make wine?"

"Taste it!"

"Okay!" Tan Wenjie tilted his head back and poured the cup of wine into his mouth.

The dwarf ghost next to him was shocked when he saw this: "Wait, Master Tan, don't drink so much!"

That was wine brewed by evil spirits, and he didn't dare to drink it in big gulps. Unexpectedly, Tan Wenjie drank it all in one gulp.

Zhong Kui waved his hand, picked up the gourd and poured the wine into his mouth, not caring at all.

The ghost wine went down his throat, and his talent for swallowing ghosts allowed him to digest the wine easily. The Five Thunders Righteous Method quickly absorbed this power and refined his five internal organs.

With a loud bang, the third refining process began.

"Can you still drink?" Zhong Kui asked with a smile.

"Continued Cup."

Zhong Kui was not stingy and this time he directly took out a large bowl and filled it with wine for him.

After a few drinks, Tan Wenjie succeeded in refining his five internal organs for the third time, and his talent in thunder magic increased again.

……

Suddenly, gods and even giant robots appeared in the city. After learning that it was created by a red-robed Taoist priest, everyone tacitly pretended not to know.

They also wanted to get involved, but the other party had Gundam.

It’s better to pretend to be deaf and blind. At least they are professionals in this area.

Feng Shui Company. Tan Wenjie arrived with flowers in his hands, raised his finger to signal everyone in the office to keep quiet, and then he knocked on the door gently.

"Please come in."

Everyone immediately pricked up their ears and looked gossipy.

Finally they came, and they didn't really want to eavesdrop, but the little boy and the mature woman whose husbands had died several times were together, so they knew that the war would be fierce, and they were just curious.

Tan Wenjie closed the door and handed the flowers to Zhang Ling.

"Ajie, you're here." She happily took the flowers, but said, "Didn't I tell you not to send flowers? It has a bad influence."

"Really? They didn't see anything. If you don't believe me, go out and ask."

Zhang Ling gave her a kiss and decided not to dwell on this issue any further.

"How's it going? Is the investigation clear?"

He found that Zhang Ling was not excited, but very calm.

"It has been solved. This one is the Five Elements Technique. You cannot become an immortal after practicing it."

Not being able to become an immortal has little appeal to Zhang Ling. She has magical powers and can borrow the magic power of her ancestors anytime and anywhere if she is defeated. She can already walk sideways in this world and there is no need for her to practice the magic of alchemists thousands of years ago.

From Zhang Ling's attitude, it can be seen that she looks down upon "The Five Elements Technique" at all. She thinks it is a wild fox Zen and not authentic.

"Where's the other one?"

"It's the Eternal Life Curse. The power of the Word Spirit can make people immortal." Zhang Ling said, "But it is a kind of curse. In addition to living a long life, there is also a curse. If you violate a certain requirement, you will turn into a clay figure."

It turned into the Terracotta Warriors.

Then pour the water of life on it and you will come back to life.

Tan Wenjie asked, "Have you tried it?"

Zhang Ling pointed to a mud rat on the table.

Tan Wenjie took out a bottle of life-giving spring water and poured it on the mud rat.

"Crack!" The mud mouse's body shook.

"Ajie?!" Zhang Ling was surprised.

"This is the fountain of life I found. It can dispel the curse."

Using the Word Curse to gain immortality, and then using the Fountain of Life to dispel the curse, does this count as exploiting a loophole to achieve painless immortality?
After the mud mouse shed the mud, it turned into a little white mouse again.

Tan Wenjie stretched out his hand and poked the mouse's head with a finger, squeezing its upper body.

The little white mouse died on the spot, its body twitched, and mud gushed out of the deformed parts, repairing the deformed and flattened parts.

The body shook again and turned back into an ordinary white mouse.

"It's still the Terracotta Warriors. So becoming a Terracotta Warrior isn't a curse."

It can't die, it's very powerful, and it really has no flaws other than being made of mud.

Tan Wenjie then used the Samadhi True Fire to burn the little white mouse, and it was roasted into a mud mouse.

The surface glows red, like porcelain just unearthed from a kiln.

It stands motionless, like an ornament.

Not escaping the Three Realms and still existing in the Five Elements, just being an ordinary person who lives a long life, has no appeal to Tan Wenjie, not to mention that this is exchanged for a curse.

But releasing the news of "The Spell of Immortality" would definitely cause a storm, because this is about immortality, and in the face of long life, any shortcomings can be tolerated.

He turned his attention back to the "Five Elements Technique".

The exercise consists of five parts, namely gold, wood, water, fire and earth.

It is very simple to practice the first level, but if you want to go deeper you must practice your true nature.

What is the true form of the Dragon Emperor's cultivation? The three-headed evil dragon from the west, I don't know how he cultivated it, maybe he cultivated it wrongly.

"Is this a technique that involves absorbing the essence of the sun and moon and the power of the five elements?"

Tan Wenjie suddenly discovered the key. Maybe this technique was only suitable for him to practice lightly and learn by analogy. He liked being a human being and did not like heavy tastes.

But there are many things around him that can be cultivated, no matter if they are zombies, carp or electric chickens, let alone turning into a three-headed evil dragon, he can directly feminize them and turn them into a mermaid, chicken essence, zombie girl...it will be considered a profit for him.

Tsk, they must be allowed to practice.

They are very poorly endowed.

The carp's transformation into a dragon is developing in the direction of the thousand-year-old centipede monster. It keeps getting bigger, but it has no dragon appearance at all. Considering that the dragon has nine sons, each one is different, no one stipulates that the dragon must grow into the legendary appearance.

The talents of the electric chickens are all in the Lightning Thunder Fist and Thunder Patterns. They are not like Tan Wenjie who can really practice boxing, they just took advantage of it. Besides, even if the Lightning Thunder Fist is practiced to perfection, it cannot make people become immortals.

Pick up Zhang Ling from get off work, go shopping, go to the restaurant, and go to the hotel.

The next morning, Tan Wenjie slowly moved the white arm that was on his chest away. Fortunately, he had strengthened his kidneys through internal training, otherwise he would not have been able to withstand the fatal series of sits from the female knight.

"Is it a conceptual husband-killing thing?"

He clearly felt that Zhang Ling's fighting power was gradually increasing in the second half. It can only be said that the "husband-killing fate" is very powerful. Even if he is an iron man, the opponent can still kill his husband physically.

"Um, Ajie, are you awake?"

"I have something else to do. I'll come see you in the afternoon. Have a good rest."

"I'm so tired." Zhang Ling hugged the quilt and said tiredly, "I have to help someone with Feng Shui this afternoon. You can go for me."

Going to work? He hated going to work.

"That person wants to pursue me."

"what!"

Seeing Tan Wenjie showing jealous anger, Zhang Ling put her arm around his waist with satisfaction.

"I'm so tired and don't want to go, so I'll leave it to you."

"Don't worry, I will definitely give him a good beating."

After all, it was his girlfriend's request, so he had to agree reluctantly.

After a quick wash, he pulled up his pants and left.

……

After returning home, Tan Wenjie opened the "Five Elements Technique" and was finally able to practice well.

He also prepared a small blackboard and knocked on it with his hand.

Mr. Tan’s class has started.

Below are the students from his first class.

Giant carp, electric chicken, zombie Uncle Dong, little zombie, Black Mountain Demon and Chu Renmei.

"Forget it, go back and have some rest." Tan Wenjie put the zombie Uncle Dong away.

After being completely transformed by imagination, the opponent, although mechanically intelligent, has no self-awareness and can basically say goodbye to practicing to improve his strength.

When the little zombie appeared, Junxiong of course followed it out. One was a corpse and the other was a ghost, one squeaking and the other meowing.

"You two are disrupting the order of the class. Stand on the side with your stools in your hands as punishment!"

Tan Wenjie understood as he was being taught; his comprehension in cultivation had already improved, and the Five Elements Technique was not difficult.

[You easily master the "Five Elements Technique"]

Five Elements Technique lv1 (1/50): Condenses the five elements magic ball of gold, wood, water, fire and earth.

As for the part about condensing the Dharma image, he only read it to the "students". After all, it was specially marked on it that this was an opportunity for cultivators with poor talents to change their fate.

Tan Wenjie's talent lies entirely in the system. He can change his name by completing more tasks and participating in the lottery. Why should he turn himself into something other than a human being?

"How's your learning going?" Tan Wenjie kicked the big carp.

There is no water in the living room, but fortunately it is not to the point where it will die due to lack of water.

"Boss, can you find me a pond? I think I can practice there."

"That's quite a request. How about throwing you into the sea?"

"Boss, I'm a freshwater fish."

"Adapt yourself. If you really have the chance to become a dragon in the future, do you want to be a pond dragon?"

It's too uncool.

Carp: "Boss, I'll die in front of you."

There is no hope for rotten employees.

The remaining big roosters have too small brains and just crow when asked. It seems there is no hope at all.

Black Mountain Old Demon: “…”

There's no hope. It can increase its strength by eating ghosts, so it needs to marry more wives and cut off more heads.

Chu Renmei: "..."

She is simpler, killing and robbing, or absorbing other resentful female ghosts.

After turning over and over, it turns out that only the carp and the little zombie are the tallest among the short ones. The little zombie is even more talented in cultivation. Worshiping the moon is the instinct of zombies.

After leaving the class assignments, Tan Wenjie was not in a hurry to take them all back, as they must practice outside.

"Letting them practice on their own, isn't that just a form of AFK?"

He drove out and brought the big carp to the beach. After making sure it was not dead, Tan Wenjie threw it into the sea.

A carp as big as a shark would not be able to find a pond of that size in a short time. Even if he really found one, it would be easily discovered by others. Anyway, he was just a little uncomfortable. The big carp cultivated its water nature, so sea water was not a problem for him.

If you encounter difficulties, try to overcome them. If you leave all the problems to your boss to solve, what use is there for him?

(End of this chapter)