Chapter 450 For the sake of the 108 cm long legs
Chapter 450 For the sake of the 108 cm long legs
Sea, clear sky.
Two yachts side by side.
Tan Wenjie was sitting on the yacht in swimming trunks, drinking a drink and looking into the distance.
After a few minutes, the "yacht" next to it suddenly moved.
With a loud splash, the tail rolled up, causing a huge wave on the yacht where Tan Wenjie was.
It wasn't a yacht, it was a giant carp.
[Carp Cloth Shoes: Transformed into a Dragon (33%), True Form Changed (40%)]
Equipment color: purple
After leaving the thatched cottage, he passed on the experience he had learned from the thatched cottage to the big carp. With the blessing of the "Five Elements Technique", the carp absorbed the dragon energy faster and faster.
What if the big carp suddenly turns into a three-headed evil dragon from the West during practice... That would be great. It is better than the big carp in front of it that is useless except for its big size.
There are hundreds or even thousands of fish and shrimps surrounding the big carp. The dragon energy emanating from it and the essence gained from absorbing and exhaling the essence of the sun and the moon have an inexplicable attraction to the brainless fish and shrimps. The fish and shrimps around it are huge in size.
This is probably the earliest symbiotic relationship between the dragon and the shrimp soldiers and crab generals.
It is unknown how long it would take for the big carp to turn into a dragon, and it is even more impossible for fish and shrimp to turn into monsters. However, the fish and shrimp infected by the "athlete's foot" of the carp cloth shoes grew in an exaggerated manner.
"Keep quiet! I have a call."
Tan Wenjie picked up the buzzing phone.
"Ajie." The caller was Zhang Ling.
"Ah Ling, did you miss me?"
"Don't talk nonsense." The voice on the other end of the phone sounded a little embarrassed.
Got it, there's someone next to me.
Zhang Ling's voice quickly returned to normal, and he said seriously, "I wanted to ask you about the incident of the ancient man descending from the sky."
"Oh, you mean them? I get angry when I mention them! They gave me free food, free drinks and free accommodation, and said they would take me with them to save the world, but they suddenly ran away and left me aside. I heard that it was the handsome and invincible red-robed immortal who finally eliminated the Ghost King."
Tan Wenjie and the Red Robe Taoist Priest rarely appear in the same shot, but no one doubts the relationship between the two. It's the Ultraman Law, the Batman Law, and the Law that Superman cannot be recognized when he wears glasses.
Because the two of them appeared at the same time, everyone automatically ruled out the possibility that they were the same person.
"So that's how it is. You don't have enough money, right? I left the gold card at home for you to pick up when you have time. It's the salary from your most recent job."
"Thank you, boss." Tan Wenjie asked, "Are you in the company?"
"Yes what's the matter?"
"I just happen to have a surprise for you."
After hanging up the phone, Tan Wenjie immediately called the flower shop. He had many girlfriends who wanted to send flowers, and he had long been a VIP of the flower shop. After one call, the other party guaranteed that the flowers would be delivered within 10 minutes at most.
He didn't need to worry about Zhang Ling. The meaning of the call was very clear, and he would leave it to her to handle the follow-up.
This is what it means to live off others without having to work hard.
As soon as he lay down, he saw the carp staring at him with its head tilted.
"Hurry up and practice. There are still a few months left. If you can't practice before I leave, I will take care of you!"
He adjusted his sunglasses and lay back down.
"The local wizard is too arrogant."
He actually wanted to get something for nothing. If anyone made a serious offer, he would not necessarily refuse it.
We sailed back in the afternoon, leaving the big carp alone in the water to practice.
You must pay special attention to equipment that you can upgrade by yourself. It is easier than spending money to get equipment. Good equipment may not be drawn, so it is better to raise it yourself.
Tan Wenjie was thinking about how to arrange San Tong's invitation to have dinner with him tonight.
Time management also requires time. He has been busy with cultivation recently and really cannot spare extra time to spend with his girlfriends. He can only find a few more excuses and make some big promises.
"Hey, this guy looks so familiar, hey, don't run!"
Cheng Sheng, who was wandering the street looking for a scapegoat to earn some pocket money, heard the shouting and subconsciously ran away. He looked back while running and stopped when he found out it was Tan Wenjie.
Cheng Sheng complained: "Damn it, Brother Jie, you just scared me to death."
"I just happen to have a score to settle with you!" Tan Wenjie said with a serious expression.
"You tell me a number."
Cheng Sheng took out a cigar and put it in his mouth, not caring about the external debt at all.
"Get rich?"
"It's just a small amount of money, not worth mentioning." Cheng Sheng's expression was both mean and complacent. He laughed strangely while holding a cigar and shrugging his shoulders.
"That's right, I'll treat you to dinner."
"Wait, you invited me?"
Cheng Sheng scratched his ears, fearing that he had heard it wrongly.
One second he was collecting a debt, the next second he was treating everyone to a meal. He felt that either there was something wrong with his ears or there was something wrong with Tan Wenjie's mouth.
The two walked into the restaurant.
Cheng Sheng looked around.
It's too high-end. Even he pretends to be rich and doesn't dare to come here. The waiters are all handsome men and beautiful women.
When I sat down and looked at the menu, I found it was in several languages.
"Brother Jie, are you really treating me? Will you pay?"
"It's my treat, just order whatever you want."
Cheng Sheng hesitated, but he was not stingy when ordering the dishes.
After ordering more than a dozen dishes in one go, he asked in a low voice, "Brother Jie, do you have something for me to do?"
"We are good brothers, how is this possible!"
"You must want to trick me, tell me quickly, or I won't be able to eat."
"It's nothing, actually. I'll call you later and you can help me. Just call me sister-in-law."
"It's that simple?"
"It's that simple!"
Tan Wenjie picked up the phone.
"Xiaodong, it's me. I'm having dinner with my friends today..." He winked at Cheng Sheng.
Cheng Sheng understood his meaning and immediately said, "Hello, sister-in-law!"
The voice on the other end of the phone paused, then suppressed the surprise and said: "Then have fun."
Get it done. Introducing your social circle to your girlfriend can make her feel recognized.
It's definitely not possible in a normal relationship, but for someone as shameless as Cheng Sheng, there's no need to think so much.
Everyone got what they wanted. The girlfriend heard someone calling her "sister-in-law", Tan Wenjie solved the trouble of dealing with three girlfriends at the same time, and Cheng Sheng got a free meal. It was a win-win situation for all parties.
Tan Wenjie dialed again.
"Xiao Nan..."
Cheng Sheng: “…”
When Tan Wenjie's eyes swept over him, he spoke again.
"Hello, sister-in-law!"
Brother Jie really didn't lie. "Xiao Xi..."
"Hello, sister-in-law!"
After Tan Wenjie hung up the phone, Cheng Sheng gave him a thumbs up.
He admitted that he was still far behind Tan Wenjie in terms of emotional deception. He was slightly more handsome, but he could not maneuver between three women as easily as Tan Wenjie.
It would be strange if he wasn’t jealous of the money that Tan Wenjie earned...
He was too jealous. It was fine that she could make money through love scams, but why were the rich women she found so beautiful every time? He couldn't sleep every time he thought about it.
The food was served quickly.
"Have you been in trouble recently?" Tan Wenjie suddenly asked.
"I've always been in trouble." Cheng Sheng answered as a matter of course, "Why, brother Jie, have you met anyone looking for me recently?"
"Some people mistakenly think that you and I are familiar with each other, but don't worry, the person has been sent to prison. You also know that my girlfriend is a senior inspector."
Cheng Sheng said faintly: "Of course I know."
If he wasn't that inspector, he wouldn't have developed the habit of wearing multiple layers of underwear when sleeping at night. Now when he sees Ah San, he can't help but squeeze his gluteus maximus.
"Could it be the loan shark?" Cheng Sheng thought hard.
There are many people who have grudges against him, and he occasionally cheats someone on the street, but many people are too lazy to pursue the matter because the money lost is too little. Only his number one creditor, the loan shark, is likely to take action.
"I don't know him and I've never heard of him." Tan Wenjie shook his head.
At that time, the female detective Xiaodong acted too quickly. By the time he reacted, both of their faces were swollen and even their own mother couldn't recognize them.
"Wait! You don't want me to pay for you." Cheng Sheng suddenly reacted.
There must be something wrong if you suddenly play the emotional card at this time.
Moreover, he hadn't had time to eat the food but he accidentally helped Tan Wenjie with the task just now. There was a high possibility that Tan Wenjie would be angry with him.
"I already said it's my treat."
"Damn, you eat so fast!"
The two of them shoveled the food into their mouths at a rapid speed. It was unclear who took the plate first, and the other followed closely behind.
They stared at each other and frantically put their chopsticks into their mouths.
When eyes meet, sparks fly, and the aura cannot be lost.
Ten minutes later.
The two of them sat down, rubbing their stomachs.
Watching Tan Wenjie take out his card to pay the bill, Cheng Sheng felt something was wrong.
"Brother Jie, are you really treating us?"
"How could I lie to you?"
"Brother Jie, I have always wronged you. Once you are Brother Jie, you will be Brother Jie forever." Cheng Sheng took advantage of him and praised him without reservation. "Men are most handsome when they pay. I admit that you are a little more handsome than me today. If you are interested, I can give you the opportunity to be more handsome than me every day for the next month."
"You are even more shameless than I thought..."
"Excuse me, are you that person?"
A very presumptuous voice interrupted their conversation, and Tan Wenjie turned around and saw a pair of long legs.
Very familiar legs, as if I have seen them somewhere.
His eyes slowly moved upwards and fixed on that face.
He looks a bit like Xiaoqian and Fu Qingfeng, as if he has seen them somewhere before, but he assures that he is not familiar with them. Otherwise, with his philandering and scumbag processor, he will definitely save the other party's relevant data, and the other party will definitely call him by his name instead of chatting him up.
Cheng Sheng couldn't help but secretly say "Damn" in his heart. They just came out to have a meal, and this bastard actually hooked up with the beautiful girl again.
"You don't remember me?" The woman said anxiously, "Just a few days ago."
Tan Wenjie nodded and said, "Of course I remember."
Cheng Sheng: (¬_¬)
Cheng Sheng dared to swear on the private money of his master, the bald man, that Tan Wenjie definitely did not remember the other party. His face was full of confusion, and when he nodded, his eyes were always fixed on the other party's long legs.
It's pure lust.
Damn it! He was only one point more handsome than me today, but he got the upper hand. I should have known not to admit that he was more handsome.
"Thank you for saving me before. My name is Gigi." She seemed to have just noticed Cheng Sheng standing next to her. "Is this your friend?"
"Hello!" Cheng Sheng took out a comb from somewhere, combed his hair in a few strokes, and then stretched out his hand, "Hello, I'm Cheng Sheng, Cheng is..."
"Hello."
GiGi's attention was all on Tan Wenjie. She just nodded slightly at him and then focused her gaze on Tan Wenjie again.
Tan Wenjie stood up and said, "Cheng Sheng, I have something else to do, so I'll leave first."
"Depend on!"
Looking at Tan Wenjie leaving side by side with Gigi, Cheng Sheng couldn't help but raise his middle finger.
A bastard who values women over friends is so enviable.
After walking two steps, Cheng Sheng came back, stuffed the tissue on the table into his pocket, then turned and left.
On the other side, Tan Wenjie and Gigi left the restaurant together. Tan Wenjie is quite experienced in being picked up by women.
Although he didn't understand why the other party took the initiative to ask him out, Gigi was not wrong about one thing: he was really easy to seduce. As long as the other party was pretty and had a good figure, he was very good at falling asleep while drinking tea and creating opportunities for the other party.
"Master, how should I address you?"
"You can call me Ajie."
The two walked into the coffee shop and just sat down to chat when GiGi's phone rang.
A man's voice came from the phone: "Honey, where are you?"
Scumbag!
Tan Wenjie was surprised that the other party turned out to be a master. He had not realized that at all. It was said that like repels like, but he did not expect to be wrong.
He absolutely does not want to waste his energy getting involved with this bad girl. It is too troublesome for them to put labels on each other, and he has a bad cervical spine.
Considering her 108cm long legs, it's just a casual act at best.
GiGi angrily said into the phone: "I told you not to bother me again!"
"Dear, dear, where are you? Dear..."
The call was hung up.
GiGi tidied her hair and smiled apologetically to Tan Wenjie. After the phone call just now, the previous atmosphere was gone.
"He has some mental problems and has always wanted to marry me." Gigi was distressed, and then suddenly realized that they shouldn't talk about this topic, "I'm sorry, I really want to thank you for saving me that day. If you hadn't stepped in, I might have died."
Because of the previous phone call, the two only chatted for a while before parting, and exchanged contact information when they parted.
Looking at Gigi's receding back, Tan Wenjie glanced at the phone.
"Play hard to get?"
You've misjudged me. He is known for having a heart as hard as iron and won't be easily moved by beauty.
Even if you use sugar-coated bullets to hit me, if there is any bit of sugar coating left on the bullets, it means you didn't lick it clean enough.
Just as Tan Wenjie was about to go back and drive his car, a figure in white ran towards him. When he saw the face clearly, it seemed to be Gigi who had just left in another direction.
She looked back as she ran, her expression nervous and frightened.
"You said you didn't look like Xiaoqian before, but now you're changing your clothes. You really put a lot of effort into it."
Wait, why are you acting so weird?
(End of this chapter)