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After thinking for a moment, he turned off the lights in the cave, then turned on the flashlight on his mobile phone, put the phone on its side, and shone the light on his stuck out tongue, casting a "concave"-shaped shadow on the wall of the cave.
Then, the shadows on the two tongue tips began to move, and with the cooperation of Jiang Lu's ventriloquism, they actually started a shadow play!
"The egg-laying rooster, the fighter among roosters, oye!"
"You are so talented!"
The series of incomprehensible scenes shocked Lu Qing directly.
Can you play with your tongue like this?!
Turning on the light, Jiang Lu took out two small condoms from somewhere that he couldn't use in the hotel but took with him anyway, opened the package and put them on his tongue, then lowered his head and controlled his tongue to move on the table like a living person.
"Look, the person wearing boots." Jiang Lu boasted to Lu Qing.
Before Lu Qing could react, Jiang Lu started tap dancing again, even doing Michael Jackson's 45-degree tilt.
"It's not you..." Lu Qing began to doubt.
Is the disability in the tongue really a weakening for this man?
Soon, Jiang Lu told her the answer with practical actions.
"What are you going to do?"
Faced with Jiang Lu who suddenly knocked him down, Lu Qing seemed a little at a loss.
“Practice calligraphy.”
Jiang Lu made Lu Qing do a split, and then said seriously:
"Watch out, I'm about to start writing."
There was no time to refuse, let alone resist. Lu Qing watched Jiang Lu stick out his alien-like tongue.
It seemed to have life. Jiang Lu didn't need to do anything. He used the fork at the front of the fork to tear open the package, and then dived into the swimming pool like diving.
This is not a tongue at all, it's a monster's tentacle!
This was Lu Qing’s first reaction.
But the next second, she lost the ability to think.
Sure enough, this was not a weakening for Jiang Lu, but an unprecedented strengthening.
This was no longer the ordinary tongue he had before. It was as if Jiang Lu himself had shrunk down and entered it, then caused a havoc in the Heavenly Palace.
Tongue knew all of Lu Qing's weaknesses, so he used them to his advantage and used his agile body to dodge every random but irregular map attack.
Lu Qing, however, was completely powerless to do anything about it.
As her toes tensed, Jiang Lu stood up expressionlessly and wiped his mouth.
“Start writing!”
I'm going to learn from the scriptures. Please take a day off.
Under the instigation of my roommate, I bought Black Myth, so I took a day off today to concentrate on playing games. Anyway, I believe that many people will play games instead of reading novels today~
See you tomorrow, everyone~
over!
Chapter 341 Kunlun Mountain Intelligence Expert
While Jiang Lu was teaching Lu Qing calligraphy, the director had already finished talking with Lu Qing's master, Taoist Yuzhu.
The miracle did not happen after all, and Taoist Yuzhu did not agree to send anyone down the mountain to help the Law Enforcement Bureau stabilize the situation.
Because in Taoist Yuzhu's opinion, this is the Law Enforcement Bureau's own business. No matter if they were framed or not, the smell was caused by themselves. Yao Chi has no obligation to clean up their mess for such risks within the scope of the Law Enforcement Bureau's responsibilities.
Otherwise, no matter who or which department encounters similar troubles in the future, they will come to her. Will Yao Chi be able to handle it?
We must not set this precedent.
But she did not give up hope at all. At least she said verbally that she should let the director go down the mountain first and then see the situation.
But in the director's opinion, no clear agreement would be a rejection.
There was no choice but to thank him and leave the hall.
Although he had expected this result, he still felt a little disappointed when he really faced it.
After arriving at the square outside the main hall, he asked Wang Yang, who was still waiting there, to tell Jiang Lu that he had left, and then went down the mountain.
After the director went down the mountain, Taoist Yuzhu did not pretend nothing happened as he had imagined.
After all, it is also the law enforcement department of the Three Pure Ones Realm. Although Taoist Yuzhu does not want to get involved in such trivial matters, she does not want to see the Three Pure Ones Realm fall into chaos. In addition, the appearance of the Hehuan Sect, an evil sect that has not been seen for a long time, in the territory of Kunlun Mountain always makes her feel a little uneasy, so she wants to find a more reliable person to seek advice as soon as possible.
Although she is the current leader of Yao Chi Sect, she is well aware that the leader of Yao Chi Sect is not equal to the Lord of Kunlun.
However, the Queen Mother of the West had clearly stated that no matter how big the matter was, no one could visit her without her order.
Therefore, the first person Taoist Yuzhu wanted to find was the Queen Mother of the West’s only confidant, and the only person who could enter and leave her villa at will - the Lady of the Nine Heavens.
But unlike the Queen Mother of the West who lives in seclusion, Xuannu is a person who cannot sit still.
She has a fierce personality, and the immortal rhythm she cultivates is of the golden type, emphasizing killing. She is like the Athena of Kunlun Mountain and the God of War of Yaochi.
As the god of war and protector, she has to patrol Yao Chi every day. It was because she heard Jiang Lu's indecent remarks during the patrol that she was able to suddenly appear and teach him a lesson.
This can actually be said in another way, that is, appearing and disappearing mysteriously, often not seen, but often appearing suddenly.
Therefore, finding her is actually quite difficult even for Taoist Yuzhu. Xuannv wants to hide her figure, so who else can find her except the Queen Mother of the West?
There is no other way, so I can only try my luck everywhere.
Taoist Yuzhu then went to several common refresh points of Xuannv, such as Shenbing Pavilion (blacksmith shop), Juxian Pavilion (public canteen), Siguo Cliff (Kunlun Mountain Concentration Camp), etc.
But nothing was found.
Then Taoist Yuzhu went to several uncommon refresh points that she had seen before.
But still found nothing.
As she wandered around, she came aimlessly to the cave where the true disciples gathered for meditation.
Just when she was feeling a little depressed and didn't know where to start, she heard a whistle.
She subconsciously looked in the direction of the sound.
Suddenly looking back, the man was in the dim light.
The Xuannv that she had been thinking about was actually far away in the sky, yet right in front of her, squatting behind a rock and waving at her.
"Grandmaster Xuannv!" Taoist Yuzhu called out.
Unexpectedly, Xuannv's face suddenly changed, and she lowered her voice: "Don't make a sound!"
Taoist Yuzhu was stunned and didn't understand.
"There's no time to explain, come here first." Xuannv waved at her again.
Taoist Yuzhu had no choice but to go over and squat carefully beside Xuannv.
"Master, what are you doing here?"
Xuannu had a strange expression on her face. She didn't say anything, but just lowered her head and stared at the ground.
Taoist Yuzhu was puzzled, but he followed suit and looked down, but there was nothing.
She was about to ask, but noticed that Xuannv's eyes were emitting a ghostly white light.
She suddenly realized that Xuannv was not looking at things on the ground, but at things under the ground.
But under this mountain is the cave where the true disciples live.
Thinking of this, Taoist Yuzhu was shocked: "Master, why are you peeping?"
Xuannv looked up at her, her expression becoming more and more strange: "Do you want to take a look too?"
"I won't watch!" Taoist Yuzhu refused sternly: "If my disciples knew that we were spying on their lives, how could I be the sect leader?"
"Take a look, really, I urge you to take a look."
"If you don't want to watch it, then don't watch it!" Taoist Yuzhu stood up and admonished righteously, "And I advise you, Master, not to watch it either. You are invading privacy. At the very least, it will tarnish your Taoist heart, and at worst, it will give rise to inner demons."
"I understand all that." Xuannv spread her hands helplessly, "But your beloved disciple is having sex with a mermaid."
"what?!"
Taoist Yuzhu was shocked when he heard this, and immediately squatted down, covering his eyes with magic and seeing through everything.
Sure enough, in one of the caves, her eldest disciple Lu Qing was being held by a man with one ankle held by each hand and bent into the shape of the Chinese character "土".
The man covered the "earth", and the two of them formed the word "幸".
He had his back to the sky and his face could not be seen clearly, but judging from his clothes, he was definitely not from the Yaochi.
"Where did this bastard come from? He's looking for death!"
Taoist Yuzhu was so angry that she raised her hand and wanted to destroy Jiang Luren across a mountain, but Xuannv stopped her in time.
"Don't mess around."
But Taoist Yuzhu refused to listen to any advice at this time. She was not only Lu Qing's master, but also her parents. What parents in the world could tolerate their cabbages being eaten by wild boars outside in front of them?
Seeing that she was already flushed and even lost her mind, Xuannu had no choice but to hold Taoist Yuzhu down with one palm, sealing all the spiritual power in her body back into her body, temporarily restraining her actions and allowing her to regain her sanity.
"Grandmaster, you..."
Taoist Yuzhu was puzzled.
The disciples of this sect are being defiled by outsiders, and it would be fine if you are not angry, but you even don't allow me, your master, to take action. What's the logic behind this?
"Even if you take action now, it's too late."
Xuannv chuckled:
"Look at the expression of your beloved disciple. Does this count as being defiled? She is obviously extremely happy. Who knows how many nights she has spent with her lover?
Even if you kill him, you can't undo what has already happened. Maybe it will cause your beloved disciple great psychological harm. It's not a big deal if he is unable to recover. But if he becomes dissatisfied with you and turns against you, that would be bad. "
"She dares?" Taoist Yuzhu didn't believe at all that Lu Qing would turn against her for a wild man.