Chapter 463 It seems that I can really become an immortal this time
Chapter 463 It seems that I can really become an immortal this time
The next day, when Uncle Nine was about to find Tan Wenjie to inquire about the eye-catching fishnet set and then to question him, he found that Tan Wenjie was eating noodles.
To be more precise, he was holding a piece of noodles, with his mouth slightly open, his mind wandering.
"Has he always been like this?" Uncle Jiu looked at the maid beside him.
Hearing the voice, Tan Wenjie came back to his senses: "Nephew, you got up so early?"
Tan Wenjie quickly locked his eyes on her, and when he saw the strawberry mark on her neck, he couldn't help but sigh that Zhe Gu had sucked too hard.
This is the legendary rain after a long drought. I don’t know how long Uncle Jiu can hold on, but he should be able to hold on for a while after surviving for several decades.
"This is a mosquito bite." Uncle Jiu's face changed and he immediately explained when he noticed Tan Wenjie's gaze.
He had to emphasize that he still retained his innocence.
It's okay for him to have misunderstandings with others, but not with Zhe Gu. He can't accept it psychologically.
"I believe you." Tan Wenjie said with a wink.
"What I said is true!"
"Yes, I believe you." Tan Wenjie blinked again.
His chest was heaving violently, sweat broke out on his forehead, and he was unable to defend himself.
At this moment, a voice like that of a demon from hell came.
"Senior brother~"
Uncle Jiu's face changed drastically, and he subconsciously looked towards the table where Tan Wenjie was eating, pretending to get in.
"Wait!" Tan Wenjie immediately stopped him.
It’s not that he values women over friendship, nor that he has any special hobbies, but an important plot like crawling under the table usually requires a beautiful woman wearing a deep V-neck dress that reveals her cleavage, which is in line with the development of subsequent events.
To take a step back, it should be a beautiful woman sitting in front of the table, and an adulterer like Tan Wenjie hiding under the table.
In short, Uncle Jiu’s face will never be associated with the under-the-table plot in this life.
"There is a window at the back." Tan Wenjie pointed.
Uncle Jiu did not dare to stop and rushed over immediately. The shouts of "Senior Brother" from behind were so captivating that he was afraid that his legs would go weak and his heart would panic if he heard them a few more times.
At this time, Zhe Gu's figure also came in front of Tan Wenjie, looked around, and shyly covered her face with a handkerchief.
"Uncle, I heard that my brother is here?"
"Yes, he escaped from the back window." Tan Wenjie betrayed the man without thinking and pointed to the door. "You turn left and you can just catch him."
"Thank you, Uncle Master!" Zhe Gu was overjoyed and turned around and ran away.
However, a few seconds later, Uncle Jiu walked out from behind Tan Wenjie.
"Why didn't you escape through the window?" Tan Wenjie looked at him in surprise.
Uncle Jiu's face turned livid, and he bared his teeth as if he was about to turn into a zombie: "I knew you would betray me."
He has seen through Tan Wenjie's true nature.
"Then have you ever thought that Zhe Gu hasn't left yet?" Tan Wenjie asked back.
"what!"
Uncle Jiu was startled and turned around suddenly, only to find that there was no one behind him.
"Hu." He let out a long breath. Fortunately, Tan Wenjie was not a hopeless prankster and did not sell himself out.
Tan Wenjie put down his chopsticks and said, "Actually, I was really helping you just now. I pointed out a dead end to Zhe Gu. She would find it in a few seconds at most and run back."
He raised his left hand, glanced at his bare wrist, nodded and said, "I'm back."
Sure enough, Zhe Gu's ghostly voice came from afar: "Senior Brother!!"
Uncle Jiu’s hair stood up, he turned around and jumped onto the roof.
"Brother, wait for me~"
Looking at the two figures, one chasing and the other fleeing, Tan Wenjie picked up his chopsticks and slurped two mouthfuls of noodles.
It’s really delicious!
Judging from their looks, they probably don’t even plan to take any luggage with them and are determined to travel day and night to explore the world.
Put down the chopsticks.
Tan Wenjie looked at his golden finger. A new round of [Secret Realm] had been refreshed, but it was only the level 1 "My Left Eye Sees Ghosts", a very classic love comedy.
If you don't want to experience the urban style, there is no need to go. If you want to relax, you can choose a world he has been to before, whether it is "The First Commandment", "The Haunted Cop Shop", or "A Chinese Ghost Story", at least there are familiar faces.
But he lacks energy, and the pace of the next chapter is too slow. He must first try to become an immortal to improve his strength, and then go back to abuse his power.
So Tan Wenjie first went back to his rocking chair and lay down, then took out a temporary ticket to the secret realm.
[The Legend of the Condor Heroes: East is the East, West is the West]
[Consumption: Temporary Secret Realm Admission Ticket x1]
[Please select the secret realm mode: role-playing (reincarnation possible)/free exploration (currently unselectable)]
[Optional Task 1: Number One in the World (Defeat the five top masters from the east, south, west, north and center); Reward: 1500 magic coins, 10 experience points]
[Optional Task 2: Immortal Realm (Transcendence, Rebirth, Transmigration); Reward: 17500 Magic Money, 5000W Experience]
[Optional Task 3: Unify the Golden Wheel (Punish the wicked and win the favor of the righteous path and become the King of the Golden Wheel), Reward: 1500 magic coins, 15 experience]
[Optional Task 4: Passerby A (do nothing, wait for the third princess to become the queen), Reward: 800 magic coins, 10000 experience]
"It seems like I can really become an immortal this time."
The previous experience of subduing demons and monsters increased his merits. Now the upper limit of the merit wheel has reached 510 points, which is enough to support him to roll 5 times.
He was wearing all kinds of luck-enhancing equipment, and he was sure that he must have been blessed with good fortune before investing 100 merits.
I'm so lucky that my scalp is tingling.
[Identity: Beggar B]
"My temperament is not suitable for being a beggar."
Without even thinking about it, it is too easy for others to see that you might be in disguise, and then suspect that you are a spy, which will cause a huge impact.
So, next one.
[Identity: Quanzhen Sect Disciple C]
Go straight to the next one!
[Identity: Guard A of the Golden Wheel Nation]
next.
[Identity: Tianlong Temple Gate Guard A]
Why are they all passers-by?
"If I had known earlier, I would have chosen a Quanzhen disciple."
He was just a little curious about the ancient tomb. Since he was close to the water, he could go over and take a look...if there really was an ancient tomb in that nonsensical world.
the last one!
[Identity: Wanderer]
No choice, it’s him!
[Rurouni Ken: Your Stamina +10]
[You admire the martial arts masters in the world. Although you have learned martial arts since childhood and have good skills, you still want to go further. You are determined to learn from a famous teacher, but you got lost on the way to find the master. It took you more than ten days to find the right direction. Now you are penniless...]
The scenery changed, and Tan Wenjie appeared in a forest.
He looked down at himself and saw that he was dressed in white with a sword at his waist.
"Is this a wanderer?"
Because he looked so good, and coupled with his handsome and elegant appearance, he was worried that when he walked downstairs of someone else's house, a pretty widow would accidentally drop a stick when opening the window, and then an old woman named Wang would come over to pimp him.
It is easy to attract hatred when wandering around in the world, and there is a high possibility that you will be killed because of jealousy.
"There are four optional tasks. I can unify the Golden Wheel Kingdom first, pass the throne to the third princess, defeat all the masters in the world, and finally ascend to become an immortal."
If it's optional, select all.
You can guess from the mission rewards that becoming an immortal is not that easy, but since there is a mission, there must be a way to fulfill it.
It just so happens that ordinary people have done enough, and he also wants to try to become an immortal. If he succeeds, he will kill two birds with one stone. If he fails... he must succeed!
In this movie, the one who can become an immortal is Prince Duan, because he is the reincarnation of an arhat. He can only become an immortal if he finds a true lover named Huang and has the other person say "I love you" to him three times.
"Another reincarnation of Luohan?"
I have met too many reincarnations of Arhats.
Touching his long hair, Tan Wenjie has ruled out the option of going to Lingshan. It would be a pity to perm his hair with such good hair quality, as it would affect his appearance.
Suddenly, there was a sound of horse hooves coming from the front, and Tan Wenjie appeared on the stage with a sword in hand.
The white clothes are whiter than snow and the black hair is fluttering.
There is still a lack of background music, so I'll leave this unimportant part to others to fill in.
Being able to imagine the music when seeing the hero appear is a necessary skill for the Dead Dragon Routine Passerby A.
"Unique move! Great martial arts! How many people in the world can reach the peak~~~"
Tan Wenjie turned around and searched: "Who is singing?"
He just happened to want to use this song, but he didn't expect that someone else would get there first.
"Kill!"
A cavalry army charged with drawn swords, and in front of them, a man dressed in tattered clothes, wearing a bamboo hat, stood still with a dog-beating stick in his hand.
Just from the way he stands, you can tell that this person is extremely powerful.
"Dog Beating Stick Technique!" the person who was singing suddenly shouted loudly.
The first stick brought up a sudden gust of wind, the second stick suddenly turned into an overwhelming force, the charging army froze as the other side smashed the ground with sticks, and then the ground exploded with "boom", "boom", "boom".
The blast surged into the sky, dispersing the clouds above.
This scene is very similar to the scene in martial arts TV dramas where a martial arts master uses his internal energy to blow up a fish pond. No matter how he attacks, the characteristic that appears on the scene is continuous explosions.
Tan Wenjie was also very surprised. The power of this move alone was no less than the first seven moves of Tathagata Palm.
He is a master!
In the explosion, people and horses fell to the ground.
The man wearing a bamboo hat: "Humph, if you offend me, Hong Qi, you're courting death!"
Hong Qi turned his head to look at Tan Wenjie, looked him up and down, and his heart skipped a beat.
This man was dressed in white clothes as white as snow, holding a sword in his hand, with flying black hair, sword-like eyebrows and star-like eyes.
He happened to be standing on a slope, with the sun behind him. Rays of sunlight sprinkled through the gaps in his flying black hair, making him look dazzlingly handsome.
She’s so good-looking and she knows how to dress well!
And just from the way he stands, you can tell that he is terribly strong.
Could it be that the enemy is here?
Hong Qi stared at Tan Wenjie and suddenly said, "You must be a wanderer!"
"Hey, how did you know that?" Tan Wenjie looked down at his clothes.
I don't see how my flashy outfit has anything to do with Rogue. Could it be that the system plug-in is so unreasonable and illogical now that people would believe it if I forcibly assign an identity to someone else?
Then he might as well wait a while before changing his clothes. After all, a white dress was too easy to get dirty. He had only taken a few steps just now and the corners of his clothes were splashed with mud, which really damaged his image.
He also often wondered why martial arts heroes always liked to wear white clothes. If they were accidentally stained with mud or dirt, they would be extremely clear. Aren't they worried that people would mistake them for urine stains?
Hong Qi on the opposite side was laughing in his heart.
It turned out to be a fool.
Even a blind man could tell that the pretty boy was not a vagrant. He had seen those vagrants, all of them with unshaven beards, sleeping in the open air, and having no food to eat.
As for the pretty boy in front of him, Hong Qi thought that if he was not mistaken, the other party's nails had just been trimmed and he was definitely not the kind of person who could endure hardship.
He just didn't expect that the other party would be fooled by his casual words. Today, Hong Qi wanted to use his superb wisdom to shake off the other party and take the opportunity to escape.
In response to Tan Wenjie's question, Hong Qi explained: "I see the story of the wanderer in your face, which ordinary people can't imitate."
"I see." Tan Wenjie touched his chin. Sure enough, the problem was with his face. He would wear a mask next time. He suddenly asked, "Are you the legendary Hong Qi from the Beggars' Sect?"
Hong Qi's heart skipped a beat and he thought to himself that something was not good.
Sure enough, it was the enemy who came to the door. At the same time, I reflected in my heart whether I had such a handsome enemy. If it wasn't an enemy, then it must be a killer.
"Yes, just as you said, I am the legendary most handsome man in the world, Hong Qi!"
After saying this, Hong Qi felt regretful in his heart. He didn't expect that he would be deceived into telling the truth because of the other party's sweet words.
It was really hard for him to resist denying it when he saw a super handsome guy praising him for being beautiful.
Tan Wenjie: "I didn't say he was the most handsome man in the world, don't add your own words."
He was embarrassed to use such exaggerated words to describe himself, and at most he would describe himself as "ordinary".
"Come on, let's do it!" Hong Qi took a deep breath, looked at Tan Wenjie, and secretly gathered his strength.
Since his exquisite disguise has been seen through, Hong Qi doesn't plan to pretend anymore.
The opponent exudes a strong dangerous aura, and he is not sure of winning this battle.
"What are you doing?" Tan Wenjie wondered.
"Hahaha, I'm just kidding." Hong Qi laughed, "I don't know what the hero's name is?"
He was also wondering in his heart, was the other party planning to fight him on the road and then take the opportunity to kill him? How cautious!
"Brother Jie."
"Is this your name?"
"It's true. If you think I look too young and feel embarrassed to call me that, you can also omit the word 'brother' and call me Brother Jie."
"I see. Then I'll call you Ajie."
"Then I'll call you Ah Qi."
"Damn it!" Hong Qi glared, and it sounded like Ah Qi was scolding himself.
He was too arrogant. He couldn't help but want to use the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms to slap the other person's shameful handsome face.
But after thinking about it, Hong Qi still said, "Brother Jie." "Hong Qi."
Everyone is satisfied.
Hong Qi asked: "Brother Jie, where are you going next?"
He planned not to go wherever the other party said they were going.
Tan Wenjie bent down and turned over the corpses, then found a man with a similar body shape and took off his clothes: "He's been wandering around, preparing to go to Jiugong Mountain. What about you?"
True Man Jiugong seems to know everything. Maybe he is really a peerless master. After all, he knows that there are four monsters in the Jiuyin White Bone Cave, and he also knows that one of them just died. Maybe it was this old man who killed it. It is very likely that he knows how to cultivate to become an immortal.
He didn't ask for much. He just gave him a practice method that could lead to immortality, and then he brute-forced the experience to reach the maximum level.
You can get tens of millions of experience points for completing the task, so it’s not a loss at all.
"Jiu...Jiugong Mountain? Hahaha, that's really unfortunate."
Hong Qi thought to himself that this boy's target was definitely him, otherwise how would he know that he was going to the foot of Jiugong Mountain to wait for his 18-year-old cousin who was about to fall in love.
His uncle said that when his cousin turned eighteen, she would definitely follow a man down the mountain, and he had to wait at the foot of the mountain to be the man for his cousin.
Tan Wenjie asked curiously, "You're not going?"
He remembered that Hong Qi was going to Jiugong Mountain to find his cousin who made him dizzy whenever he saw her.
Hong Qi was even more shocked, thinking that the other party had really made all the preparations and even knew that he was planning to go to Jiugong Mountain.
On the surface, Hong Qi shook his head: "No, I'm going to Shaolin Temple to burn incense! It seems that we are not going the same way, so let's say goodbye and never see each other again!"
After saying this, the figure disappeared in a flash.
"You're running so fast? I wonder what kind of light skill you used."
Tan Wenjie felt puzzled. Before he found the method to become an immortal, east, south, west, north, and center were not important. Other tasks were optional, but becoming an immortal was a must.
He raised his hand and pointed, and the flying sword came out of its sheath.
He jumped lightly and landed on the flying sword. The air waves surged, and the next moment he had stepped on the sword and broke through the clouds.
You can see far only if you fly high, so he wants to ask someone how to get to Jiugong Mountain.
From the bushes, Hong Qi slowly poked his head out.
"Ha! I knew there was definitely something wrong with this kid!"
Is there any martial art in the world that allows one to fly?
He had never heard of it, but he could guarantee that he would never be able to beat the other party!
He still wanted to go to Jiugong Mountain, but he wanted to go there quietly.
……
"So desolate?"
After flying for a while, Tan Wenjie finally saw a village in front of him.
He touched his pocket and thought to himself that this was not good.
"I actually forgot to search the body. Is the body still there when I go back now?"
I looked up at the village ahead and thought it would be better to ask for directions first.
Before they got close to the village, they suddenly heard a dog barking. Tan Wenjie turned around and saw a vicious dog rushing towards him with its teeth bared.
The "villagers" behind the vicious dog were burly and ferocious, holding axes, hatchets and even large gold-wire knives in their hands.
This is the first time I have seen such tough and simple folk customs.
The vicious dog rushed in front of him in the blink of an eye. Tan Wenjie raised his foot and kicked it. With a crisp "crack", the vicious dog's head was kicked into its stomach.
In the village, the bandit's men gathered around their boss.
"Boss, this idea is tricky!"
They just saw a person outside, but they didn't expect that the other party was the legendary martial arts master.
The martial arts were amazing, and none of them had ever learned them before.
But I have heard that there are martial arts masters who can kill people with just a finger from a distance, and there are also people who can reverse time and fly into the sky and hide underground.
"Is it okay to pretend to be a coward?" asked the bandit leader.
However, at this moment, three people rushed over in front of the village: "Kill!"
The sword flashed, and blood mist spurted out of the three people's necks, and their bodies spun and fell to the ground.
"Damn it!" The bandit boss's forehead was buzzing. His lair was right here and the opponent was a master.
Banana, watermelon and basil are doomed this time.
"Keep someone under the sword!"
The sound of horse hooves came from afar, getting closer and closer, and a figure riding a horse at full speed squeezed his legs against the horse's belly.
The horse actually violated the laws of physics by taking off in a reverse parabola and landing gracefully, blocking the way between Tan Wenjie and the village.
"What a gutless little thief, killing innocent people!"
Tan Wenjie looked at the "acquaintances" with heroic and slightly angry faces, Long Er, Cheng Xiaodong... It was another wife game, the same her in different worlds. The more he saw acquaintances, the more Tan Wenjie wanted to jump out of the Three Realms and Five Elements.
Otherwise you will just go around in circles and get trapped.
"Do you want to take a look?" Tan Wenjie pointed at the body on the ground, and then at the group of people behind him. "Do they look innocent?"
In the village, the bandit leader saw that someone actually came forward to help, and they immediately gathered together to discuss countermeasures in a low voice.
"That woman on horseback seems to be a top-notch rider as well."
"Yes, otherwise the man would have drawn his sword and killed her."
"Maybe he wants to rape her?" someone whispered.
"Get out!" everyone said in unison, totally disagreeing.
The robber boss explained: "That man is handsome and good-looking. He doesn't even need to rape a girl if he wants to pick her up. So the woman must be very powerful and should not be underestimated!"
Everyone: "Boss, that's a good idea!"
At this moment, the woman riding the horse turned her head and looked over.
The robbers felt nervous.
She said, "Sure enough, he has a rat-like appearance."
The bandit leader immediately said, "Lady, we are born ugly and fierce. When we go out, we are always discriminated against because of our appearance. In fact, we are just ordinary farmers."
The others also started to cry.
The woman on the horse stiffened: "What did you call me?"
"Lady Hero!"
She felt a pang of sadness in her heart.
"Okay, I will make the decision for you today!" She turned and looked at Tan Wenjie.
Tan Wenjie pointed again: "That guy is holding a large golden ring knife, and the other one is holding a mace. Na na na, the worst one is that one, he actually used a meteor hammer!"
Hearing this, the woman looked over again suspiciously.
The bandit leader stepped forward and said, "Lady, we have no choice but to do this. Only by making ourselves look difficult to deal with will the government not chop off our heads and claim the bounty."
"That makes sense!" The woman looked at Tan Wenjie again.
Tan Wenjie: "Why is there no woman in their village?"
"Yes, there are no women, children or elderly people in your village." The woman drew inferences from her experience.
The bandit leader immediately defended himself, "We just got together a while ago to keep each other warm. Did anyone stipulate that men and women must live together? How could any woman be willing to live with us when we look like this!"
"That makes sense!" She looked at Tan Wenjie again, waiting for his response.
Tan Wenjie: “…”
She asked, "You have nothing to say?"
The robber boss further said: "Lady, he just killed three of us and a dog. The evidence is irrefutable!"
"That's right! Lady, don't let him go!"
Hearing the shouts from behind, the woman suddenly raised her hands and pointed them at Tan Wenjie: "The sea is boundless!"
It was calm and nothing happened.
"The sea is immeasurable! The sea is immeasurable! The sea is immeasurable, immeasurable, immeasurable--!"
She flicked her hair awkwardly.
The robbers: "Damn, this woman is bluffing!"
Since the expert who was tricked here doesn't know any martial arts, they still have to face Tan Wenjie, the martial arts master.
"Go ahead, kill that man and take the woman back for yourself!"
"Boss is awesome!!"*N
Weapons such as gold-wire knives, meteor hammers, and maces were raised and rushed towards the two men.
The woman was shocked. Things seemed to be different from what she thought. It turned out that those ferocious villagers were not good people.
She looked at Tan Wenjie apologetically, turned back and was about to use her only trick again.
"boom!!"
The ground was suddenly shattered by a powerful force, and the bandit boss who was running at the back had his butt exploded, and his body was thrown into the air and exploded.
There were more than a dozen other people who were blown away.
Just when the robbers were confused.
"boom!"
Another explosion toppled the crowd.
Explosions were heard one after another, and the entire village was completely caught in endless bombing.
After a while, the bombing ended.
The houses collapsed and the demolition was thorough, with only one door standing stubbornly.
"I'm sorry." She said to Tan Wenjie immediately, "I didn't expect these thieves to be so cunning that they could deceive me. However, these petty thieves were vulnerable and all died under my infinite magic skills."
Tan Wenjie: “…”
A group of people look like bandits, speak like bandits, use weapons like bandits, and behave like bandits...then he is a bandit.
"It doesn't matter." Tan Wenjie said indifferently.
When the opponent used "Boundless Ocean", Tan Wenjie was completely unaware of the danger, which means that the opponent's "delay" + "no aiming" attack could not hit him at all, so he stood there calmly.
"I am the third princess of the Golden Wheel Kingdom. What do you call me, my friend?"
"Ajie is a wanderer who roams around."
"So that's it!" The third princess nodded.
I believe it again. No matter what I wear, there will always be people who think I am a wanderer.
Tan Wenjie walked up to a bandit who was still alive and patted him on the face. "Is it convenient for me to ask for directions?"
"explain."
"How do I get to Jiugong Mountain?"
"Go east." He looked at Tan Wenjie, "Are you just asking for directions?"
"Nonsense, do you have any attractions here for me to visit?"
"Ugh——" The robber opened his eyes wide and died.
If they had known that I was just asking for directions, why would they rush forward? Harmony brings wealth.
The third princess asked, "Are you going to Jiugong Mountain too?"
"I heard there is a very powerful Jiugong Zhenren there."
"That's my master!" The third princess was surprised, "We're on the way."
"You know the way? That's great."
"I don't know. I just saw a village here, so I wanted to ride over here to ask for directions."
When talking about the previous events, the third princess felt a little embarrassed. What was even more embarrassing was that she called him her master, but she didn't even know where Jiugong Mountain was.
She adjusted quickly and said, "Come with me to Jiugong Mountain, maybe I can make an introduction for you."
"Thank you so much." Tan Wenjie immediately clasped his fists.
There is no need to be stupid when it comes to human relationships. The world is not all about fighting and killing.
The third princess climbed onto the horse and asked in confusion: "You didn't ride a horse?"
"Correct."
"Why don't you come with me?" She took the initiative to invite, "My horse is a Ferghana horse, it can travel a thousand miles a day."
"This is not good. Men and women should not touch each other." As he said this, he had already turned over and jumped onto the horse's back and came behind the third princess. "Let's go."
The third princess: "..."
If the situation was not urgent and time was not tight, she would never give him this opportunity if she had not learned martial arts as quickly as possible to save the country and avenge her father. But it was all because of her misunderstanding of the other party before.
"Ajie, this horse only listens to me, I think you should go to the front."
"Isn't this not good?"
The next moment, Tan Wenjie appeared in front of the third princess.
Very cooperative.
In ancient martial arts, when riding a horse, the man usually rides at the back and the woman at the front, but Tan Wenjie rides like a motorcycle.
It’s best not to let him touch the reins, otherwise he will stop and go and brake suddenly along the way.
"set off!"
(End of this chapter)