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"So you don't want to get me a new towel?"

"Could you please stop thinking about that torn towel of yours?!" The Queen Mother of the West's years of cultivation had failed and she got angry in front of Jiang Lu.

Seeing her like this, Jiang Lu was a little afraid to speak.

He suspected that the Queen Mother of the West had reached her due date and her endocrine system was a little out of balance, so it would be best not to provoke her at this time.

Seeing that Jiang Lu had become much more cowardly, Queen Mother of the West was too lazy to get angry with him anymore.

"You can hide it from others, do you think you can hide it from me?" She suddenly said, "Picking lotus roots? Haha, what a joke."

Jiang Lu suddenly became nervous.

"What do you mean?"

"Don't think I don't know you're hiding something. I'll know once I see where the traces are."

Queen Mother of the West was very familiar with Jiang Lu's various quirks:

"I guess... you must have used the holes in the lotus root in the cold water and did something strange, causing your blood to surge up, and you were cold outside and hot inside, so you fainted due to high blood pressure, right? Otherwise, I really can't imagine how you would drown and faint while picking lotus roots."

Finding it was a false alarm, Jiang Lu gave a thumbs up to Queen Mother Xi: "Your reasoning is really brilliant!"

"Hmph." Queen Mother of the West snorted coldly, inadvertently showing a hint of pride.

All she could say was that magic could not replace humans. If she had done some serious calculations, she would not have come to such an outrageous conclusion.

"Okay, now you can tell me what you want to do with me?"

"Shouldn't I ask you this?"

There is deep resentment in the words of Queen Mother of the West:

"You suddenly left without saying goodbye and disappeared for a long time. Then I heard that you were dismembered. Since then, there has been no news. I almost forgot about you, and now you suddenly appear in front of me. What do you want to do?"

"Ah, didn't you just say that you would think of me occasionally? That's inconsistent."

"Shut up!" Queen Mother Xi realized that she was being evasive and immediately became angry: "You'd better die cleanly!"

"Pay attention to the bottom line." Jiang Lu coughed twice: "Don't curse people in front of them."

Queen Mother of the West looked at him deeply.

Then he said meaningfully: "In fact, I recognized you when you first stepped into Yaochi. I just wanted to see what tricks you would play. What I didn't expect was that under my test, Xuannv was actually speaking for you.

This is really new, Jiang Lu, Jiang Lu, you are so capable. "

"So..." Jiang Lu narrowed his eyes: "You are the Infernal Affairs? Reconnaissance and counter-reconnaissance, right? Xuannv thought she was spying on you, but you spied on her spying."

"I didn't monitor her. I just felt that there were two different people entering and leaving my study. No one except Xuannv and you can enter my study. Since it wasn't her, it could only be you."

Queen Mother of the West admired Jiang Lu's shocked expression and showed a mocking look on her face:

"Some people think they are unnoticed by anyone, but they don't know that I have noticed everything."

"No, what I'm curious about is, didn't you just say that you discovered me the moment I stepped into the gate of Yaochi Mountain? How come the evidence has become this now?"

Jiang Lu had a strange expression on his face: "You are a little too strong."

After a brief moment of shock, Queen Mother Xi broke down again: "Shut up! Don't say any more!"

"Okay, I think I understand." Jiang Lu cleverly changed the subject: "Probably you noticed me early on and confirmed that I had met Xuannv, but no matter how you tried to get her to tell you, she wouldn't tell you the truth, and she even spoke for me, so you got anxious and brought me here. Is that the process?"

"Don't take yourself too seriously. Do you deserve to make me angry?"

"Okay, okay, let me put it another way. So you got suspicious and curious, so you brought me here. Is that okay?"

"Barely acceptable."

Queen Mother of the West nodded proudly, and then said with hostility:

"I wanted to see what tricks you had, but I didn't expect you to give me such a big surprise. I realized that if I continued like this, I might really be left alone, so I captured you.

Okay, I have been so kind to tell you so much. Now you can give up and tell the truth, right?

What is the purpose of your visit?"

"Hey, hey, hey, can you please stop thinking so badly of me? It's so scary, with swords drawn. " Jiang Lu really couldn't understand. It was ok that Xuannv was sure that she had some purpose when she went up the mountain at the beginning, but why did the Queen Mother of the West also think of her this way.

The Queen Mother of the West did not care and said sarcastically: "Once bitten by a snake, one will be afraid of ropes for ten years."

Jiang Lu just felt that she was unreasonable.

Didn’t we all have an unforgettable time when we were inseparable?

It is true that I left without saying goodbye and disappeared for a long time without any news, which was almost the same as disappearing from the face of the earth, but I am a good boy and not a scumbag at all.

And as the saying goes, the dead are greatest. Can't you give me some space as someone who has died once?

You're so petty and forcing me like that. You don't even have the dignity of a woman at all!

Of course, although he thought so in his heart, Jiang Lu would not say it out loud.

It’s not that there is any special reason, it’s just that he can’t defeat the Queen Mother of the West now.

Even though I really want to draw my sword, and the brave will win when two meet in a narrow road, I can only hold back and find a way to outsmart the enemy.

"You are angry that I left without saying goodbye, but how could you know that I also have my own difficulties?"

Jiang Lu sighed:

"That year, I was terminally ill. I found the great doctor Hua Tuo in the underworld, but he concluded that I didn't have much time left. In order to prevent you from being sad and always thinking about me, I left cruelly. I only hoped that you would replace your love for me with hatred and forget me as soon as possible after my death, but I..."

"Stop, didn't you die because you were dismembered?"

"Just tell me whether he's dead or not."

"Well..."

"Anyway, I was lucky enough not to die, but I couldn't find my way home.

After that, I became a wandering soul, drifting alone between heaven and earth for thousands of years, and finally found the opportunity to return to the world.

Later, I lay dormant for a long time, originally just wanting to protect you silently, but I never expected that I would accidentally uncover a shocking conspiracy. I searched for clues all the way, and because of this, I met Xuannv again.

After some mutual testing, we finally put aside our past grudges and laughed it off because we both wanted to protect you. That's why she spoke up for me and covered for me.

Just because I really don’t want to see you in your current state…”

At this point, Jiang Lu slammed his fist against the wall beside him, causing Xuannv, who was still scratching her head and trying to climb over the wall to browse the outside world, to have her ears buzzed. She then said sadly:

"I feel ashamed... and even more ashamed!"

Queen Mother Xi frowned, not quite believing it, but still asked, "What is this earth-shattering conspiracy?"

Jiang Lu was stunned, showing an extremely shocked expression, and even started to act coquettishly and awkwardly: "Shouldn't you first ask me how I successfully came back to life? You don't even care about me!"

Seeing that he would not speak properly if she did not get his way, the Queen Mother of the West had no choice but to ask, "Then how did you return to the world of the living?"

"Because I took my penis with me after I was dismembered, hehe."

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Chapter 352: Above the Ascension, the Forbidden Land of Gods

The short segment starting at zero frame is Jiang Lu’s favorite part no matter what.

"If I can't return to life..." Jiang Lu said solemnly, "Then it would be meaningless for me to steal the penis."

You have to steal first before you can return it, the logic is flawless.

However, Queen Mother of the West could not accept his approach.

"If I'm not paying attention I'll have to listen to you talking about these meaningless things. You really haven't changed at all." After she came to her senses, she said angrily.

In just a few minutes, this was the second time she said that Jiang Lu had not changed at all, and she repeatedly emphasized that it was.

Therefore, this also made Jiang Lu secretly happy.

"It seems that you still remember my past appearance clearly." He recalled and said with certainty: "You still care about me so much."

"Nonsense!"

Queen Mother of the West seemed a little stressed out for some reason and didn't want to dwell on this topic any further. She changed the subject and asked in a not very friendly manner:

"Tell me quickly, what earth-shattering conspiracy have you discovered?"

Having gained some advantage, Jiang Lu decided to stop while he was ahead and did not pursue the victory. He said in a more serious tone, "I found that someone in the Sanqing Realm was using the Three Original Sins to spread chaos, and it has even spread to Kunlun Mountain. I had no choice but to leave the mountain early."

At this point, he sighed softly: "It is really not my intention to meet you in this way."

However, compared to Jiang Lu's lyricism, Queen Mother of the West was obviously more concerned about the conspiracy that he made out to be incoherent: "Three original sins?"

"Yes." Jiang Lu nodded: "They are gambling and drugs."

"Aren't these just two? What about the other one?"

"Oh." Jiang Lu explained: "I think Huang is innocent. He just made two bad friends."

"Pornography, gambling, drugs..." the Queen Mother of the West murmured.

As she spoke, her eyes flashed with a faint white light. In a flash, the room was filled with intricately entangled silk threads, with dots of light attached to the threads. Jiang Lu felt as if he was in a maze or in the starry sky.

These silk threads seem to have their own consciousness and thoughts, creating a landscape painting that has no other colors but is still magnificent.

The Queen Mother of the West fiddled with these silk threads, and the coordinates she arranged in various places in the Three Pure Realms gathered all kinds of information into a torrent, which was fed back into her consciousness.

"The northwest has poison, the east has gambling, and my southwest...is porn."

"So you already know everything." Jiang Lu was a little surprised: "It seems that you have been paying attention to the slightest movement in the Three Pure Ones Realm."

Queen Mother Xi did not say much about this, but just said: "If the conspiracy you mentioned is just this, then I am a little disappointed. I want to hear what I don't know."

Hearing this, Jiang Lu helplessly spread his hands and said, "Since you already know what is happening in various places, you should be able to guess who is behind this. If that's the case, then what else can I tell you that you don't know?"

"This is interesting." Queen Mother Xi couldn't help laughing: "So, you actually don't know anything at all. You are just a headless fly, bumping around everywhere."

"Your words are a bit hurtful. I was thinking of protecting you at the first moment."

Jiang Lu was extremely dissatisfied with her attitude, and felt that she took her self-esteem lightly: