Chapter 469: All Kicked Down

Chapter 469: All Kicked Down

Chapter 469: All Kicked Down
"It seems like there's a real fight going on outside, let's get out quickly."

Tan Wenjie, who had almost become a background figure, spoke.

"What!" X2
When they left the inn, they saw a group of people watching from a distance. Huang Yaoshi and an Indian were pointing at each other from a distance.

Flying here and there, up and down.

"Magical power at the snap of a finger!"

"One Yang Finger!"

Seeing this, the third princess raised her hands.

"I'll stop them, the sea..."

"Wait, let me go." Tan Wenjie grabbed her hand.

There are too many people, and we can’t let the third princess commit murder.

The junior sister stared at the two people holding hands.

Tan Wenjie rushed into the circle, faced the two people flying and poking at each other, and raised his hands and pointed his sword fingers.

Shake your wrist, click, click, load the gun.

“Thump, thump, thump—!”

The wrist shook wildly.

The two men's faces suddenly changed, and they immediately turned to face Tan Wenjie, raising their hands and trying to use their unique skills to block Tan Wenjie's sword attack.

"Magical power at the snap of a finger!"

"One Yang Finger!"

They all shouted in unison: "Holy crap!"

No matter how fast you flick your fingers or how fast you poke, it can never beat a semi-automatic.

Tan Wenjie's shoulders shook slightly, his wrists seemed to be pressing down on the muzzles of two rifles, and his fingertips moved up and down.

The invisible finger force was as dense as raindrops, easily defeating the slow counterattacks of the two men, and dozens of impacts hit the two men in an instant.

There were dents on his face as if poked by invisible fingers, and holes were poked in his clothes.

"Ah!" X2
Both men flew backwards.

The ground was like a puddle under the eaves during a rainstorm, full of holes poked by fingers.

"Duan Lang!"

"Brother!"

The third princess and the junior sister squeezed over.

"It's just a minor injury!" X2
You can lose anything but your face.

Prince Duan turned to look at the ragged Huang Yaoshi, and his eyes suddenly fixed on his chest.

A birthmark with three 6s.

His expression changed: "You, are you my true love?"

Huang Yaoshi wanted to cry but had no tears. If he hadn't gone down the mountain, he wouldn't have known that the men down the mountain were so interested in men's chests.

Tan Wenjie blew on his fingers and asked, "Do you still want to fight?"

He just shot very happily, and it felt like he was playing a real-life FPS game. The opponents were all using small-caliber pistols and were completely suppressed by his firepower.

Prince Duan stretched out his hands and shouted at Tan Wenjie: "Don't hit my sincere people, hit me if you want to."

"Eh——!"
Including onlookers.

"You lied to me and said you wanted to become an immortal. It turns out you like men!" After the third princess said this, she turned around and left in anger.

Junior Sister: “You guys!”

She also turned and left.

"My sincere lover, I beg you, I just want you to say, I love you." Prince Duan held Huang Yaoshi.

Huang Yaoshi leaned close to his ear and said something, then turned and left.

"Hey, if you don't want to say it, then don't say it. Why are you swearing?"

Prince Duan straightened his clothes and stood up, but found that Tan Wenjie had not left and was even looking at him.

"This brother~"

"Are you Indian?" asked Tan Wenjie.

Prince Duan said: "It's just that it's relatively close to India. Thank you for your help just now, otherwise I wouldn't have found my true love."

"You're welcome."

"Brother, is there anything else?"

"To be honest with you, Lord Duan, I also want to become an immortal."

The relationship between the two people, who had just finished a game and the atmosphere was a bit awkward, immediately became much closer.

People with similar interests are more likely to become friends, especially when one is trying to ascend to become an immortal, it is too difficult to find similar people.

The two found a table on the first floor of the inn, sat down, drank tea and chatted.

"My grandfather told me that I became an immortal. He said he dreamed of an Arhat reincarnated, and then told me that I could find a true lover with the birthmark 666 on his chest. As long as he said "I love you", I could become an immortal."

At this point Prince Duan sighed.

He saw Huang Yaoshi's attitude. The other party was hiding from him, so it would not be easy for him to hear those three words.

Tan Wenjie: "Come on."

Prince Duan looked at Tan Wenjie after he finished speaking, "Brother, what about you?"

"I don't have a chance to be an immortal, but I have heard that I can shatter the void with martial arts."

Even if you don't have a chance to become an immortal, as long as your fists are as strong as those of a god, it shouldn't make much of a difference.

"I have never heard of Wu Sui Xu Kong." Prince Duan scratched his head. "How about this, I will help you find out after I ascend to become an immortal?"

"How embarrassing." Tan Wenjie said, "I'll help you find someone who really loves you."

"Really?" Prince Duan was delighted. "Thank you very much, brother. What is your name?"

"Since you are a few years older than me, you don't have to call me Brother Jie. Just call me Brother Jie."

"Brother Jie? Your name must have never suffered any harm." Prince Duan asked, "Brother Jie, how are you going to help me?"

Tan Wenjie pointed his finger at his neck and said, "The methods are nothing more than coercion, inducement, and forcing people to drink!"

"Isn't this bad?"

"do you want?"

"Of course!" Prince Duan nodded without hesitation.

……

Outside Huang Yaoshi's door, Tan Wenjie raised his hand and knocked.

The door opens.

"Brother Jie, and you, why are you here?" Huang Yaoshi asked puzzledly.

"This is Prince Duan who is engaged to the third princess. You also know him." Tan Wenjie pointed at Prince Duan, "If you say "I love you" to him three times, he will become an immortal and leave the human world."

Prince Duan, who was standing at the side, also said in a mean way: "A sincere person~"

"Shut up!" Tan Wenjie raised his hands and rubbed his arms. "Your tone is too mean. I, a passerby, can't stand it. If you want to become an immortal, don't say a word."

"Although she's a bit mean, she's very cute." Prince Duan muttered softly, and when Tan Wenjie turned his gaze over, he immediately put his hand to his mouth, indicating that he would shut up and not say a word of nonsense.

"Brother Jie, you are going to trick me again." Huang Yaoshi didn't believe it at all.

During the days that Tan Wenjie stayed in Jiugong Mountain, he was the one who got cheated every time.

"Prince Duan, please give us two some private space." Tan Wenjie said as he put his arm around Huang Yaoshi's shoulders, and the two of them went to a corner and whispered.

Huang Yaoshi spoke first: "Brother Jie, no matter what you say, I will not agree. This is a matter of principle."

Tan Wenjie said, "Now the Third Princess may choose Prince Duan for the sake of marriage and restoration of the country. If you help Prince Duan ascend to heaven, everything in the world will have nothing to do with him."

Oh no! Huang Yaoshi was shocked and admitted that he was moved by Tan Wenjie's words.

This person is not only handsome, but also very good at manipulating people's hearts.

It was an open conspiracy, but Huang Yaoshi found that he could not refuse what Tan Wenjie said.

"Then, just say that you are willing to help the third princess restore her country... I will give you the first chance to rush in and take action. Just think about it..." Tan Wenjie suddenly stopped, but it gave people endless reverie.

"Hey, wipe your saliva."

"Oh." Huang Yaoshi subconsciously raised his sleeves, and then woke up, "Brother Jie, I promise you, but you have to promise me not to tell anyone else about this."

After a few words, the two reached a consensus.

Saying I love you is not a problem at all.

Then go back to Prince Duan.

Huang Yaoshi looked at Prince Duan's smirking face and opened his mouth but no sound came out.

Tan Wenjie was already sitting at the tea table in the room. He poured himself a cup of tea and reminded, "Junior Sister, Third Princess~"

"it is good!"

Huang Yaoshi closed his eyes and gritted his teeth, "I love you! I love you! I love you!"

After he said these three sentences, a cloud of mist appeared out of nowhere.

“I feel so light.”

Prince Duan was spinning in circles.

"I'm going to become an immortal. I'm flying! Brother Jie, wait for my good news!"

The fog is getting thicker.

"Cough cough!"

Huang Yaoshi fanned himself with his hands and emerged from the liquid nitrogen.

The ascension special effect appeared quickly and disappeared quickly. After everything disappeared, only he and Tan Wenjie were left in the room.

"Brother Jie, has Prince Duan really become an immortal?"

"Yes."

He was not envious at all. Although Prince Duan ascended to heaven, he could still meet him in other worlds. He did not jump out of the Three Realms and was still within the Five Elements. He really did not envy him at all.

"Brother Jie, is what you said before true?"

"Of course it's true. I'll take you there now."

It's convenient to be in the same inn.

Tan Wenjie took Huang Yaoshi to find the third princess.

"Ajie, what's up?"

The third princess deliberately ignored Huang Yaoshi, because whenever she saw him she would be reminded of the previous eye-catching scene.

"I came to talk to you about three things. The first thing is that Prince Duan has ascended to become an immortal."

"what?"

"The second thing is that the pharmacist and Prince Duan have nothing to do with each other. They are not truly in love. No, they have never been in love."

"what?"

"The third thing is that the pharmacist said he would help you restore your country."

"what?"

Every time the third princess let out an “ah”, her mouth opened a little wider.

"Ajie, thank you. I promise you that when I succeed in restoring my country, I will definitely make you my consort." The third princess blinked gently with a sweet smile on her face.

He's so manly, asking her to help him in a commanding manner, she likes it very much.

"Why don't you let me be the king?"

"It's okay if you hate it~"

Huang Yaoshi had a resentful expression: "Wait, I said I wanted to help, why did I make Brother Jie the consort?"

The script didn't develop in the right way and I ended up being treated as a supporting role, standing here and watching the two of them flirting with each other.

Damn, I got cheated again.

Hearing this, the Third Princess looked at Huang Yaoshi and said, "Thank you for your help, Junior Brother. After the restoration of the country is successful, I will enthrone you as..."

"Prince consort?" Huang Yaoshi asked expectantly.

The third princess paused before saying, "...General."

Huang Yaoshi pointed at Tan Wenjie and asked: "Why is Brother Jie the prince consort?"

The third princess explained: "You can't force feelings."

This is the difference between being a slave in the next life and being pledged one's life to someone in this life. There are many ways to repay a favor, and the choice lies not with the benefactor but with the repayer. Just smile if it doesn't say you'll be a slave in the next life.

After all, no one can guarantee that they will still be a human in their next life.

Although he said he was unwilling, Huang Yaoshi was actually still eager to help the third princess restore her country.

Where there is sincerity, even metal and stone can be opened. It must be that you haven't licked it enough.

The little sister who finally heard the news that she was going to help the third princess restore her country: "?"

How many plots have been skipped?

The next day, the four of them had breakfast downstairs and discussed plans.

"Don't we need to get the Nine Yin Scriptures?" asked the third princess.

Tan Wenjie shook his head: "No need, let's make it quick and decisive."

It just so happens that Tan Wenjie's strength is slightly higher than that of other masters.

Ouyang Feng was no match for Hong Qi. Hong Qi didn't even dare to show his dragon claws in front of Tan Wenjie. Moreover, Tan Wenjie had recently improved a lot of attributes in Jiugong Mountain, and his strength had ushered in a new wave of growth. Just now, he easily defeated Huang Yaoshi and Prince Duan.

With the addition of Huang Yaoshi, they really had the upper hand.

In the world of high-level martial arts, soldiers and horses have little significance.

With the overwhelming force and the flying around with left foot stepping on right foot, the number of people has lost its meaning.

Moreover, without the help of the Third Princess and others, Ouyang Feng would definitely not be able to get the "Nine Yin Scriptures" in the Nine Yin Bone Cave. The three monsters in the Nine Yin Bone Cave are not so easy to deal with.

Since no one has upgraded, Tan Wenjie can continue to be the number one in the server.

"What are you going to do?"

A head suddenly came over, it was Zhou Botong.

"Go back for revenge."

"I'll help you!"

Zhou Botong was very loyal. He glanced at Tan Wenjie and Huang Yaoshi, rubbing his hands like a fly:

"Ajie and the third princess helped me and my senior brother, and I always repay a favor!" The junior sister and the third princess stared at Zhou Botong vigilantly. This guy was a habitual offender, and they absolutely could not let their poor and weak boy be taken advantage of.

"Hey, you don't believe me!" Zhou Botong cried out.

The third princess and the junior sister nodded.

"Uncle-master, we still have to help our master get revenge." The three muscular men at the side advised.

Zhou Botong: "I am kind-hearted and like to help others. And with my woman's sixth sense, the murderer is likely in the Golden Wheel Kingdom!"

Everyone: "..."

I've gotten used to his crazy talk.

Zhou Botong is proficient in the "Xiantian Gong" and his strength is not inferior to Huang Yaoshi. If he goes crazy and uses the Three Flowers Gathering at the Top of the Head, everything within a radius of five miles will even be reversed by his will.

Tan Wenjie nodded and said to the third princess: "One more person means more strength."

"I know that you, Third Princess, are the most reliable."

Zhou Botong wanted to take advantage of Tan Wenjie, but found that they were too far away from each other. He looked at the third princess and the little junior sister beside him and curled his lips in dissatisfaction.

They are all stinky women.

The Third Princess: "I am the Third Princess. Oh, forget it."

……

Cross the desert, forest, and bypass the mountains.

There are few people on the road.

After several days of rapid horseback riding, the city of Jinlun Kingdom finally appeared at the end of the horizon.

After getting closer, Tan Wenjie looked at the building with a very strong mixed style, and comforted himself in his heart that he would just get used to it.

The journey into the city was smooth and without any obstruction.

It seemed that the treacherous concubine and Ouyang Feng had no extra manpower to be deployed outside and were only guarding the palace.

The old king was killed by his treacherous concubine and the third princess was exiled, but for the people of the Golden Wheel Kingdom, life remained unchanged.

It may be that the treacherous concubine had not had time to change the government decrees or impose heavy taxes, so to the common people it made no difference who was the king.

The horse stopped at the gate of the palace. The dome-shaped religious building made Tan Wenjie unable to help but take a few more glances.

"Three princesses!"

The guards were surprised to see the man coming on horseback.

Then their faces changed: "Third Princess, the treacherous concubine has used a giant centipede to control us. As soon as it hears the drum sound, the centipede will drill around in our stomachs. You should run away quickly, or we will be forced to become your enemy."

The third princess' eyes were slightly red: "You are too loyal, I must rescue you!"

"..."

Tan Wenjie turned his head left and right: "Could it be that Hong Qi followed us again?"

Not far away, Hong Qi, who was being protected by a group of Beggar Gang disciples, quietly peeked out.

"Damn, he could find me even though I was hiding so deep?"

This person is unfathomable, stay away from him.

The deep affection between master and servant is still going on in front of Tan Wenjie, and the phenomenon of red eyes spreading from person to person has appeared.

The sentimental Huang Yaoshi's eyes turned red, and then it was Zhou Botong's turn... Zhou Botong reached out and touched Huang Yaoshi in silence.

understood.

It’s all a scheme, you’re worthy of being called Bo Tong.

As for the little junior sister? She snorted. Little Lajiao didn't cry, but her nose was a little red.

The third princess' expression was serious and her tone was firm: "I can't leave. This time I must deal with Ouyang Feng and the treacherous concubine and take back the throne!"

This time, with help, she has seen Tan Wenjie's strength. Even Prince Duan and Huang Yaoshi are not his opponents. He can defeat the treacherous concubine and Ouyang Feng with ease.

Guard: "But we will be helpless."

If they were truly loyal, they would slit their throats and commit suicide to prove their loyalty. If they were truly disloyal, they would immediately report the news of the third princess's return.

The stalemate here is because the salary is not high enough. Everyone has a conscience but does not want to work hard and just wants to maintain the status quo.

"Cough cough!"

Tan Wenjie cleared his throat, interrupting the conversation between the two parties and drawing their attention to himself.

"Since you don't want to follow the treacherous concubine's orders to attack the Third Princess, just drop your weapons and run away."

"what?"

"I heard that the treacherous concubine needs to use a drum to control the centipede in your stomach." Tan Wenjie asked.

"That's right." The guard nodded.

"Just run away so that the centipede can't hear the drum beats."

"Is it possible?" The third princess was surprised. "Ajie, you are so smart."

Tan Wenjie: “…”

This kind of praise will make him feel that his IQ is also very low.

Huang Yaoshi frowned and said, "What's the situation inside? There may be many people under control."

"Ouyang Feng has been missing for a long time." The guard said, "Now only the treacherous concubine is in the palace. She can only rely on the small drum to control us. There are at least hundreds of guards inside."

There are hundreds of guards, all of whom are masters of martial arts. Moreover, they cannot be harmed when they are forced to act, so they will be restricted in their hands and feet when fighting.

Tan Wenjie took out a suitcase, and dozens of generator chickens flapped their wings and flew out.

They occupied the rooftops immediately.

"Whoa whoa--!!"

The crowing of cocks echoed throughout the palace.

The guard was surprised: "I felt the centipede in my stomach curled up into a ball, not daring to move, as if it was very scared."

This is an electric chicken that can fight against the thousand-year-old centipede monster. What are mere centipedes? When they raise their heads and cry, all insects in the world will tremble in fear.

Tan Wenjie also whispered to Huang Yaoshi beside him: "You helped me before and sent Prince Duan to heaven. This time, the opportunity to show off is given to you. You go first."

Huang Yaoshi quickly said, "Thank you, Brother Jie!"

As expected of Brother Jie, he gave himself the chance to show off, but he didn't even want to miss it.

Inside the palace.

The treacherous concubine sat on the throne and ate fruit.

Suddenly a rooster crowed and she frowned.

"what happened?"

A subordinate ran over quickly, kneeling on the ground to report: "Princess, it's bad! The third princess is coming in with a group of experts!"

"what?!"

The treacherous concubine immediately sat up straight, "Let everyone get ready and set up a formation to stop the third princess!"

She had seen the Third Princess's martial arts, and it would have been fine if she could really hit accurately, but in fact she couldn't hit accurately at all and couldn't pose a threat. Instead, it was those so-called masters who made her worried.

"Yes!"

The men took the order and left, but after a while, no one came to help.

"Don't wait any longer."

The third princess took the lead and walked into the palace hall.

"All the centipedes in their stomachs have been taken out." She smiled at the treacherous concubine, "You are done, treacherous concubine!"

The treacherous concubine grabbed the golden wheel weapon and leaped forward.

"Magical power at the snap of a finger!"

A burst of force was sent flying into the air, and the treacherous concubine screamed "Ahhh" and flew backwards.

Huang Yaoshi: "..."

The hero saving the beauty he imagined never appeared, nor was there any romantic scene of one man defeating thousands of troops. There was only a charming woman who was killed instantly by him in one move.

It doesn't seem like a hero saving the beauty, but rather like he is bullying the woman.

I was cheated by Brother Jie again.

"Why are you looking at her so lustfully?"

A familiar voice came from the side, and Huang Yaoshi shuddered almost instinctively.

When he turned around, he realized that the junior sister was not talking about him, but Brother Jie.

Breathe a sigh of relief quietly.

Tan Wenjie: “…”

He admitted that he was looking at the concubine with lustful eyes.

As a young man with a sound mind, it is not excessive to look at the legendary queen of Category III films a few more times when you meet her.

"Why aren't you looking at me with lustful eyes!" the junior sister said angrily.

Have you ever shot a trilogy? In this era, the works speak for themselves.

The concubine's heart was moved, and she said softly: "Young man, if you can save me, I am willing to marry you~"

She is too familiar with the honey trap.

"You're looking for death!" X3
The third princess and the junior sister rushed forward almost at the same time.

Wait, why are you rushing up there too, Zhou Botong? This doesn’t look right.

"Hey!"

Tan Wenjie looked at the treacherous concubine who was kicked away and thought to himself what a pity it was, she was kicked flat.

"Don't you think it's a pity?" The third princess turned around and asked.

Tan Wenjie poked Huang Yaoshi next to him and said, "I'm asking you."

Brother Jie, you want to trick me again!

Although he didn't say anything, Huang Yaoshi couldn't hide the resentment on his face.

"Third Princess, you are finally back."

A voice came from the side.

"Imperial Master!" The third princess was very surprised to see the person coming.

Tan Wenjie looked at the familiar face. The National Master and Cheng Xiaonan looked exactly the same. It felt like the wives playing role-playing games in different dungeons wearing different skins.

The third princess asked, "Where is Ouyang Feng?"

"Ouyang Feng took the Invincible and Flying Shoes from me." The Imperial Master spoke in a special rhythm, pausing at the last two words, "He said he would hunt you down and take the Jade Seal back."

"Eradicate all evil."

Compared with the treacherous concubine, Ouyang Feng, who has higher martial arts skills, is more dangerous.

"It's a pity that my crystal ball is broken and I haven't had time to repair it yet." The national teacher also sighed, "I wonder where Ouyang Feng is hiding now."

Upon hearing this, the Third Princess immediately turned to look at Tan Wenjie and said, "Ajie, it seems that you can only stay in Jinlun Kingdom for a while longer, otherwise we may not be able to cope with Ouyang Feng's return."

Please take off the smile on your face.

It's too blatant. You also want to hide a handsome man in a golden house. It's not that Mr. Tan looks down on the Jinlun Kingdom, but the climate here is dry and not good for his skin.

However, when Tan Wenjie saw the national master, he nodded without hesitation.

"I'm not in a hurry. I can stay a little longer."

"Invincible Flying Shoes?" Zhou Botong, who was standing by, caught the key information, opened his bag and took out the flying shoes, "Is this the one?"

The Imperial Master nodded and said, "How come my invincible flying shoes are in your hands?"

"The one who killed my senior brother was Ouyang Feng?" Zhou Botong's nostrils widened. "I'm going to kill him! Third Princess, we have the same enemy. I want to stay here too. You don't have to make too much trouble. Just arrange for me and the two handsome guys to live together. We can just squeeze in together as a few stinky men."

The abacus beads all fell on his face.

The third princess' smile froze: "There are many rooms in the palace, Zhou Botong, you don't have to worry about squeezing with others."

Not only could they not be crowded, she also had to move Zhou Botong's residence away from Tan Wenjie and Huang Yaoshi, and it would be best if they didn't meet each other.

……

After the third princess returned and regained control of the Golden Wheel Kingdom, the situation did not change much.

Apart from the rapid spread of the rumor among the old ladies, the top intelligence organization under the trees at the intersection, only the guards who were queuing up to remove the centipedes in their stomachs cared about it.

In the main hall.

The third princess read the memorials.

"It turns out that father is so free as a king."

There is not much work to do because the country is not large so there are not many things to worry about. Besides, they are now on good terms with the Central Plains court, so apart from sending some local specialties over at fixed times, there is nothing else to do.

She finally understood why her father, whose beard and hair had turned white, still made a special trip to bring back the treacherous concubine. It turned out that he was just idle.

Eat and sleep every day, life is too boring. We need to do something interesting.

"Why are you here? Why aren't you with your brother?" The third princess looked at her junior sister.

The junior sister curled her lips: "You made him a general, and he is busy every day."

Huang Yaoshi, who had never left the mountain, has now become a general and is excitedly training his men in martial arts.

Fortunately, Tan Wenjie was not appointed as the princess consort, otherwise she would have ruined this bitch's face.

"By the way, where's Ajie?"

The third princess suddenly realized that she hadn't seen Tan Wenjie for a day or two.

The long-legged maid at the side replied: "Reporting to the Third Princess, Hero Tan is with the Imperial Master."

"What?" X2
Failed.

Although the national teacher is usually weird, her dressing style is arrogant and she shows off her northern hemisphere every day.

A man like Tan Wenjie, who does not hide his lust, will definitely take the initiative to approach.

"Let's go and take a look!" said the third princess.

"Senior sister, I'll listen to you." The younger sister nodded in agreement.

"Junior sister~"

"Senior sister~"

The two held hands, and the two people who had always disliked each other suddenly became intimate.

They walked a few steps and suddenly stopped, all looking at the long-legged maid.

"Third, Third Princess?" the maid asked puzzledly.

"The slit of your skirt is too high. Wear more pants."

(End of this chapter)