Chapter 476 Exciting Games Under the Table
Chapter 476 Exciting Games Under the Table
As Ren Tingting's cousin within the fifth degree of mourning, Boss Ren had already lived in the small villa in the Tan Mansion arranged by the housekeeper.
Smoke rises in the distance, and the aroma of food wafts in the air.
"Zhuzhu?"
He looked puzzledly at the girl who was walking towards him carrying a food box, and there were four or five maids following behind her.
No, my daughter went shopping with Tingting and they were dressed differently.
But it really looks like it.
The other party stopped, bowed, and then left.
Boss Ren walked a few steps and saw a maid. He took out a dollar and handed it to her.
The other party shook his head repeatedly, not daring to take the money: "Sir, please give me any orders you have."
Every once in a while someone gets fired from the mansion. Life in the Tan Mansion is very different from life outside. And with the Tan Mansion's reputation, one can hold their heads high even when returning to their own village. But if they lose this reputation, even if Mr. Tan doesn't pursue the matter, there will be people who will voluntarily rush forward to "vent" for Mr. Tan.
"Who was that just now?"
"Are you talking about Miss Jingjing?" the maid said, "She was brought back by the master last year. She is now the head maidservant of Madam Rourou."
"Boss Tan brought it back personally?"
Boss Ren rubbed his chin and frowned in thought.
After saying thank you, he turned and went back to his yard.
After a while, the servants he brought with him came carrying food boxes.
"Master, I just went to the Tan Mansion to pick up the food."
Tan Wenjie was not at home, and all the people in the house were women, so Boss Ren nodded and asked the servants to serve the dishes.
The dishes were nothing special. Due to war and famine, all the chefs and royal cooks could be invited home as long as one had money.
Just as he was about to pick up his chopsticks, he heard footsteps.
Boss Ren stood up and looked outside, and saw his daughter Zhuzhu hopping back humming "A little bird fell into the water~ fell into the water~ fell into the water~"
"Are you back? Did you have fun playing with Tingting?"
“I bought a lot of things.”
Zhuzhu pointed behind her and saw several maids holding bags of things, including clothes, jewelry, cosmetics, and snacks.
It just cost a little money.
Boss Ren was concerned about something else: "Did Tingting talk to you about Boss Tan?"
"Boss Tan? Are you talking about Wenjie?" Zhuzhu looked at her father in confusion, "Why are we talking about him?"
Hearing his daughter address him, he was choked: "Ahem, Wenjie, are you familiar with Boss Tan?"
"Yes, he and Tingting know each other. I introduced them to each other." Zhuzhu nodded.
She glanced at the dishes on the table: "Wow, these are all my favorites."
"What!" Boss Ren almost vomited blood. It turned out that the rich son-in-law was introduced to Ren Tingting by his own daughter.
It’s a good deal for Ren Fa.
"Wait, you said Boss Tan and you have known each other for a long time, before Tingting?"
He suddenly thought of Jingjing, the maid he had met before.
He could understand the man's thoughts very well.
Zhuzhu took a bite of the food and nodded slightly, looking at him in confusion.
"Did you know that there is a maid in the Tan Mansion who looks very similar to you? She was brought back by Boss Tan himself."
The head maid is responsible for serving the mistress personally and helping to push the mistress's butt or share the workload when necessary.
"what?"
"What do you think of Boss Tan?"
"what?"
"You and Tingting are sisters. You can help each other after you enter the Tan family." Boss Ren continued, "Boss Tan is a man of character. He married three wives in one year. I heard that there is also a first wife. However, the Tan family is rich in more than tens of millions of taels. They must expand their family."
He was speaking from the heart. For someone like Tan Wenjie, who is rich and powerful, it would be unsafe if he didn't have more than ten or twenty children.
"what?"
"Don't just focus on eating." Boss Ren was very disappointed.
No wonder her daughter met Tan Wenjie first, but ended up letting Tingting marry him. With this character of being two steps slower than others, if she doesn't miss it, then who will?
"I'm full, let me go find Tingting." After saying that, Zhuzhu got up and ran.
"Run slowly!"
……
Spell Mountain.
Tan Wenjie was observing Qiu Chu'nan's alchemy furnace: "Do you think it is possible to refine a monkey in here?"
Qiu Chu Nan rolled his eyes. He looked like a child but spoke in an old-fashioned way: "Are you here just to chat?"
"Of course not, Senior Brother." Tan Wenjie squatted down and rubbed Qiu Chu'nan's head. "I remember you have a lot of wonderful recipes for alchemy."
In his "box domain" there is an invincible alchemy workshop that can be replicated in batches as long as materials and energy are put in to drive it.
"Don't rub my head! The books are all here." Qiu Chu Nan pointed to the bookshelf in the distance, "You can use the alchemy furnace as you like."
After saying that, he ran away. He couldn't win and had to suffer in silence. He might as well go out and act cute. If he was lucky, he might meet a beautiful girl and let her hold his hand and take him to find his mother.
"Damn!" Tan Wenjie raised his middle finger.
He flipped through the book and found elixirs that could increase his cultivation, as well as elixirs that could arouse sexual desire, increase hardness, and last longer...
"Damn, these are all unreliable things."
Choosing some recipes such as those for avoiding obstacles, detoxifying, and prolonging life, most of the materials needed are precious medicinal materials such as ginseng, so it is not a problem.
Quickly refine a few furnaces, then let the Invincible Alchemy Workshop analyze and copy them to fill his backup resource library.
Also includes the elixir of rejuvenation.
He can't eat this thing, but he can give it to others.
My wife always gets 30 off on orders over 12, so there will definitely be people rushing to buy it, or women will buy it themselves.
When he came to find Caiyi, Bai Min'er, who was practicing flying sword outside, happened to come back.
The three of them sat at the table.
It was also lunch time.
The chickens and offspring of Tan Wenjie's electric chickens have become a regular meat dish because of their excellent breed.
There are also silkworm pupae that are transformed from the silkworms' offspring and grandchildren.
In addition, there are two plates of vegetables.
"The secular world is not good for cultivation." Bai Min'er suddenly said, "Do you really plan to live here forever?"
Just like when the army came before, even if they did nothing, there would be people causing trouble.
While living in this world, one cannot escape from the disturbances of the outside world.
Tan Wenjie was puzzled.
He is now rich, has people to serve him, eats delicacies every day, and has beautiful wives. Even a god would not trade for such a life.
He has already become an immortal, so there is no need for him to change anything. He can just take them all.
Tan Wenjie: "The cave is too damp. I can't get used to living there."
Bai Miner: “…”
Caiyi, who was sitting opposite, saw that her closest senior sister was choked, so she raised her foot under the table and gently kicked Tan Wenjie.
"Hmm?" Tan Wenjie suddenly raised his head and met Caiyi's gaze.
As expected of the Seven-Star Witch, she actually plays such a big game.
Then, Caiyi felt her toes being kicked gently. She glared at Tan Wen and lowered her head to eat.
The two people under the table started playing a kicking game, then slowly moved to the calves.
Clank, clank, clank…
The table was shaking and the food on it was jumping around too.
Bai Min'er suddenly bent down and looked under the table, and the table immediately stopped shaking.
His junior sister Caiyi's feet were hooked inward, which was nothing special, but the legs of Tan Wenjie opposite him were twisted together like a spiral.
What amazing flexibility.
"Senior Sister, what's wrong with you?" Caiyi asked.
"My chopsticks dropped." Bai Min'er sat up.
She didn't notice anything wrong, but she suspected that given Tan Wenjie's character, he must have done something just now.
"You have been holding the chopsticks in your hand all the time." Caiyi asked in confusion.
"Haha, really? Because I picked it up very quickly."
"Senior sister, let me get you a new pair of chopsticks."
"Okay."
After Caiyi stood up, Bai Min'er's eyes fell on Tan Wenjie.
Tan Wenjie turned and looked at her in confusion.
Their eyes met, and Bai Min'er blinked to convey information through her eyes.
Bai: Be honest!
Tan: I understand.
He has a strong talent for reading people's expressions and acting accordingly.
The next moment, Bai Min'er felt her foot being touched.
His eyes widened uncontrollably. It turned out that this was what he was playing with his junior sister under the table just now.
The foot was actually moving slowly upwards. She couldn't let her junior sister know about this. After glaring at Tan Wenjie, she lowered her head to eat her meal while kicking out to block.
Clank, clank, clank…
The table began to bounce again.
Caiyi, who had just returned with chopsticks, glanced suspiciously at the two people opposite her who were eating with their heads down, then suddenly bent down to look under the table.
Under the table, Bai Min'er crossed her legs.
Tan Wenjie crossed his legs.
"Caiyi, what's wrong with you?" Bai Min'er's voice came, and Caiyi had to straighten up.
"The chopsticks I just brought you fell. How can you use chopsticks that fell on the ground to eat? They are not clean. I will get you another pair."
They sat down to eat again, but they were full of suspicion while eating.
Then the two of them suddenly lowered their heads and ate their food in tacit understanding. One of them had his legs not behaving properly and this time he had to restrain himself and must not let the senior/junior sister find out.
After the meal, Tan Wenjie was driven away by the two sisters.
"I really am here to teach you how to cultivate." Although he became an immortal purely by chance, an immortal at any low level is still an immortal, with different levels of life. One can easily practice the cultivation techniques of the mortal world as long as the upper limit does not exceed level 10, and can also help others to open a speed-up cheat.
Tan Wenjie turned around and found Chuyi.
"Mr. Tan! This is my new invention!" Chuyi excitedly pushed out his cannon.
With the financial support from Tan Wenjie, the "Cinnabar Divine Fire Sky Thunder Cannon to Subdue Demons and Kill Monsters" has finally reached version 1.0.
It can even be considered a magical weapon.
"Well done." Tan Wenjie nodded, "Keep improving it."
It doesn't matter if you can't keep up with the speed of your own strength improvement, you can give it to others. Besides, you only have this one cannon, so if the Zombie King comes, you have to consider whether your small body can withstand it.
In the future, it can be used as standard for paper soldiers.
"I'll take this cannon first."
Tan Wenjie grabbed the cannon and lifted it up, and the next moment the cannon disappeared out of thin air.
Chuyi tried hard to open his eyes wide, but he didn't even blink.
"me……"
"correct."
Tan Wenjie took out the ghost-sending pistol.
As the only technician who likes hot weapons among the many weapon prop forgers he knows, Chuyi may not have much talent, but he has a stubborn spirit.
"What an exquisite magical instrument."
"Study it carefully, and then try to imitate and mass-produce it. In short, it's up to you how to study it."
The Ghost-Sending Pistol can load ghosts into it to gain different bonuses, but it has little effect on Tan Wenjie. Even the bonus from the Ghost Fairy is not as high as the damage from Tan Wenjie's slap.
The main reason he kept this gun was that he was not used to using cold weapons and preferred hot weapons.
His favorite weapon is the broadsword, which is very convenient for chopping heads. Unfortunately, the real "Demon Slayer Broadsword" cannot keep up with his progress. Now it has become part of the wheel and will always be with him.
"Yes, I will be careful and will never break it. No, I will never damage this treasure!" Chuyi nodded vigorously, and there was nothing else in his eyes except the gun.
Tan Wenjie was very respectful to the scientific researchers. He ordered them to take good care of Chuyi's vital signs and not let him die suddenly, and then he went down the mountain.
After some delay, it was already time for dinner.
It was only when the housekeeper came to remind him that Tan Wenjie remembered Boss Ren.
"Go and invite Boss Ren to have dinner together."
After all, they are relatives and guests. It would not look good to just leave them in the yard and ignore them.
After a while, Boss Ren arrived.
The men eat while the women stay away.
What do men like to talk about most when they are drunk? National affairs and international situation.
Boss Ren really went to America to make money, but Tan Wenjie was skeptical about going to San Francisco to dig for gold.
Seeing that Tan Wenjie had no interest in those big businesses, Boss Ren became anxious.
"Boss Tan, you are 21 this year, right?"
"Hmm?" Tan Wenjie recalled and nodded, "That's right."
It’s hard to calculate his age, but he looked like this until he died.
Boss Ren added: "It's time to get married and have children."
Tan Wenjie: “…”
He suspected that the other party had lost his memory, and his wife Tingting was his niece.
"Zhuzhu is studying abroad and will be 18 this year. I am worried about her future. She is too lively and outgoing. After all, she is our daughter and I don't want her to marry too far away."
Your Renjia Town is farther away from Tanjia Town than Renjia Town is from Renfa’s Renjia Town. It is definitely a marriage far away.
Tan Wenjie strongly condemned his act of selling his daughter and hoped that there would be more.
After the meal, Boss Ren was helped back to rest, and Tan Wenjie turned to rest with Tingting.
After helping Tan Wenjie change into his pajamas, Tingting asked, "What did my uncle say?"
"He probably wants to marry Zhuzhu to me."
"what are you thinking?"
There are so many people who want to marry him, and that’s because he hasn’t told anyone that he is a god, otherwise he can’t even imagine how exaggerated the scene would be.
How can Caiyi marry someone else before she even gets married? There’s her father-in-law, the Demon Lord from the Demon Realm, watching over her.
"Let's talk later. Go to bed first."
……
Boss Ren and Zhuzhu were preparing to leave the next day. When they rushed back, Nintendo's body was almost delivered home.
It's "Music Zombie".
The mutated flying zombies are the best among corpses except that they are afraid of thunder. The most important thing is that their brains have become more useful and can think.
To get to the next step, you just need to take some hormones.
Tan Wenjie also has a zombie. The smartest little zombie can easily deal with some ordinary little Taoist priests, but it can no longer keep up with his current level of strength.
Therefore, the music zombies must not be let go.
"Boss Tan, what's this?" Boss Ren saw that Tan Wenjie was dressed as if he was getting ready to go out.
"I need to go to Renjia Town."
"It's just on the way."
Boss Ren looked at his daughter.
Who says beauty traps are useless?
Ren Zhuzhu: “?”
Don't look at yourself. After she came to the Tan Mansion, she didn't say a few words to Tan Wenjie. There were more monks than porridge, more meat than wolves, and she couldn't get along at all.
"It's not on my way. I have other places to go." Tan Wenjie shook his head.
I flew myself, but they took a carriage and wasted too much time on the road.
Tan Wenjie asked casually, "I wonder when the funeral of Old Master Ren will be held?"
It would be fine if he didn't know, but even if he knew, he would have to send someone over there. Besides, Nintendo's mutated zombies were his backup. If he didn't find the scientist from France, at least he could catch a zombie.
"The burial will be at 3:00 or 4:00 a.m. on the 7th night."
"The seventh day of the lunar month?"
There was no need to count on his fingers, because that day was an auspicious day and time, and he now remembered the good time very clearly.
"Good day."
"Yes, I specially asked you to calculate it."
After watching the two leave, Tan Wenjie turned invisible and flew into the air, stepping on a train spewing flames, heading straight for Renjia Town where Ren Zhuzhu lived.
The horse's hooves stepped on the soft dirt road.
Boss Ren still regretted not being able to finalize the relationship between Tan Wenjie and Zhuzhu, but when he saw his daughter sitting outside the carriage without a worry, he thought that this was not bad; even if the family fell into poverty, they would not have to sell their children, and it was better than an ordinary life.
"Dad, look!" Zhuzhu suddenly pointed upwards.
"what?"
“Look at that cloud.”
Boss Ren was puzzled and opened the curtain to look up at the sky.
I saw a thick snow cloud above my head with a crack burned by the hot coals.
The clouds burned red as they rolled to the sides.
After watching the red glow spread to the end of her sight, Zhuzhu asked excitedly, "Is there a fairy?"
"There are no gods!" Boss Ren shook his head.
He is not well educated and won't be fooled.
……
Renjia Town.
After landing, he kicked his toes and the train floating next to him disappeared instantly.
Tan Wenjie turned around on the spot, and his appearance changed, transforming into a foreigner.
Hooked nose, blond hair and blue eyes.
The transformation techniques used by the immortals are so difficult that even people with great Taoist skills cannot see any problems.
"Mud howl~"
What an authentic British accent.
As soon as he entered the town, he attracted a group of curious looks. Foreigners were indeed rare, especially since this place was remote and ordinary people could not walk more than a few dozen miles away in their lifetime.
As soon as Tan Wenjie entered the restaurant, a waiter immediately came over with a smile on his face.
Tan Wenjie asked, "Have any foreigners come here recently?"
The waiter had a strange look on his face. Aren’t you a foreigner yourself?
"Except me."
"Yes, I heard that he rented a house in the next village to do some research."
"Thank you." He flipped through the menu twice, then stood up and left.
The waiter watched him leave and sighed to his companion: "That foreigner speaks Chinese really well."
"That foreigner didn't order any food."
"It must be that the Western food here is not authentic and people don't like it."
"Yes."
After leaving Renjia Town, Tan Wenjie asked around and found the residence of the foreign scientists.
Never doubt the village intelligence system. They can make up something that didn’t happen. What’s more, a foreigner with blond hair, blue eyes and a big nose can be said to be living under complete surveillance.
Moreover, the village’s intelligence system has a special ability to integrate information, piecing together fragments and using imagination to form a complete story.
After arriving at the other party's residence, Tan Wenjie changed his appearance again, transforming into a Taoist priest wearing a Taoist robe.
As for zombies.
He had already prepared the zombie Uncle Dong and the little zombie, and attached them with corpse-suppressing talismans.
The Yin and Yang corpses are born rebellious and will not cooperate, so he will not find them to cause trouble for himself. He will summon them out next time he is struck by lightning.
Knock gently.
The door opened, and a foreigner in a double-breasted suit looked at Tan Wenjie in confusion: "Who are you?"
"I heard you were looking for zombies," Tan Wenjie pointed at two zombies, one tall and one short, behind him, "I'm a zombie chaser."
(End of this chapter)