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"I dreamed of a bald head..."
"Bald?" Dong Wanggong was stunned for a moment, then he explained with a smile: "I think you dreamed of Buddha. The Nine-aperture Golden Lotus is a divine object that represents the integration of the three religions. It is normal to dream of Buddha."
"I do not know."
Jiang Lu shook his head and recalled seriously:
“When I met him, he said that he and I were very connected and had the same fate, but it was a pity that he was already dead.
I was a little scared at the time, but he comforted me and said that it didn't matter if he died. He died often, but his brother would save him every time.
I asked him who his brother was and why he was so powerful.
He said that his brother was indeed very powerful, but every time he showed his power, it was after he died.
It was as if he was an engine, or a sacrifice, and his brother would only explode if he died.
So he had never seen his brother being awesome.
Oh, and he said his name was Klin."
"Klin..."
Dong Wanggong reacted for a while and shed tears of emotion:
"You still can't forget your dragon ball!"
Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!
It's Mid-Autumn Festival again, I feel so emotional
See you guys tomorrow, muah
Chapter 364 Coach! I want...
"Oh my god, it's Subaseyakin!"
"Alright alright..."
Dong Wanggong now wondered why he was so despicable.
Before, he just asked a question because he didn't understand the fusion joke. Who knew that Jiang Lu would be like possessed and kept telling him how powerful the Genki Bomb was, and that one shot could blow up Director Chang Qi Guang.
What's so great about a thing that can only destroy a city?
Now that he has died once, he is still trying to play the Dragon Ball joke. I don’t know what he is thinking.
"Eh?" Jiang Lu then noticed that Hong Yi was also there, and asked in surprise, "Why are you here?"
Hong Yi covered her mouth and smiled, deliberately saying in front of the Queen Mother of the West: "If you don't come to find me, I will come to find you."
Jiang Lu still didn't know Hong Yi's identity, and showed a trace of embarrassment. He was worried that as the disciple of Dong Wanggong, she would be hated by Xi Wangmu, so he quickly interrupted and said, "Oh, let's not talk about this. Safety first, safety first."
Hong Yi raised his eyebrows and glanced at Queen Mother Xi provocatively: "He is caring about me."
"Uh..." Jiang Lu was stunned and thought to himself, you unlucky child.
"It's hard to say who to care about. It's not like you just survived a catastrophe." Queen Mother of the West smiled, then asked Jiang Lu: "What do you think?"
Jiang Lu nodded: "I didn't see it just now, can you cross it again?"
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"Ha!" Hong Yi couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Queen Mother of the West took a deep breath and walked alone towards the courtyard destroyed by lightning. She found a relatively intact chair, dusted it off, and sat down with her back to the crowd.
Xuannv watched the two people fighting openly and secretly, and a hint of envy flashed in her eyes.
They can still fight for status... It's great...
Jiang Lu winked at Dong Wanggong and said, "Now, take Hong Yi down the mountain quickly. I will take care of your sister."
"Well... I think I should explain it to you." Dong Wanggong said somewhat embarrassedly.
"Let me do it." Hong Yi took over the conversation and told Jiang Lu that he had awakened the memories of Taiyi Zhenren in his previous life.
After hearing this, Jiang Lu suddenly showed an expression of disbelief and horror.
"What's wrong?" Hong Yi tilted his head.
“No, no, don’t!” Jiang Lu closed his eyes tightly and waved his hands in a struggling expression: “Don’t make such a cute expression!”
"What's wrong with you?" Hong Yi was really puzzled now.
Moreover, I felt inexplicably sad.
Is my past so unbearable in Jiang Lu's eyes?
"What's wrong with me? What's wrong with me?!"
Jiang Lu yelled like crazy:
"I fucking slept with a man! What's wrong with me?!"
He was desperate.
His fame throughout his life ended up like his good brother Zeus.
More than a man... hehe...
Now what's the difference between me and that guy who likes super men? !
I don't want to be the Lord of the Underworld anymore. Let whoever wants do whatever they want. I am no longer qualified to lead the underworld. Let the Emperor of Hell continue to do it. This will also save me from having to ban Nantong after I take office.
That's fine.
"You guys chat." He was completely hopeless: "I'm going to die."
Jiang Lu stood up and walked towards the cliff with a peaceful smile.
But before he took a few steps, his collar was grabbed from behind.
It’s Hong Yi.
"At this point, I don't want to live anymore..." Jiang Lu flicked away the cigarette butt in his hand, with a dead look on his face: "This is my bottom line, but now it has been destroyed by you. Of course, I don't blame you. I can only blame men who understand men the best. Ah, my life has been ruined by a man-woman!"
"When did he finish smoking the cigarette? And wasn't he chopped into charcoal just now? How did he get it out?" Dong Wanggong was puzzled.
Xuannv glanced at him impatiently: "Shut up! When has logic ever been used with him?"
"Too."
At this time, Hong Yi spoke up, and she asked a little sadly: "So it's not me you love, but my gender?"
Jiang Lu took two steps back in horror, feeling like he was hit by an invisible force.
With this punch, the Great Dao will be destroyed!
"I..."
But he was speechless.
If he says "yes" now, doesn't that prove that he is a superficial person?
"Let's take a step back and say that Taiyi is just my past life and I'm a woman now, so is this not okay?"
"But..."
Jiang Lu frowned.
"Can you ensure that every woman you have was a woman in her previous life?"
"this..."
Jiang Lu's mind was a little confused.
"As long as you're a woman now, it's okay, right?"
“No…it’s not like that.” Jiang Lu stepped back in fear, shaking his head, as if a demon had entered his body. “Although I can’t find any fault with it, it’s definitely not like that.”
Boom!
A few scattered flashes of lightning flashed across the sky.
“But he actually attracted the thunder tribulation with his uncultivated body. Although it is insignificant, should I say that he is worthy of it?” Dong Wanggong exclaimed: “His obsession is so terrifying!”
"Don't explain anymore at this time..." Xuannv covered his mouth.
"Then tell me what it is like?" Hong Yi pressed on.
Jiang Lu swallowed his saliva, his expression suddenly firm, as if he had made up his mind: "No! You are changing the concept!
According to what you said, as long as people who have been welfare girls change their ways, they can live a happy life like other good girls?
According to you, as long as people who have committed crimes say a few words of repentance, the harm they have caused to others can be eliminated?
So, you mean people who have given birth to children have no charm? Oh no...
In short, you are a man for one day and you will be a man for the rest of your life. I have nothing to say to you. You don’t deserve to hear it! "
"Is it possible that he is stealing the concept?"
"Shut up."
"So...what will Hong Yi do in response to what he said that was so hurtful?"
Hong Yi was silent for a long time, then suddenly raised her head, her bright eyes full of love: "You are so principled! I love you even more!"
"Ah?" Dong Wanggong's mouth shrank like a duck's, just like that speechless little yellow duck.
"No! It's useless for you to say anything now. Let me die. I can't give up my second brother, but I can choose to die with him!"
Jiang Lu broke free from Hong Yi and ran towards the cliff with his eyes closed.
In the corners of his eyes were two lines of tears of regret.
"No!" Hong Yi stretched out her hand: "I won't test you anymore. I am a woman, Hong Yi is a woman, Tai Yi is also a woman!!"
"what?"
Jiang Lu stopped, his eyes full of disbelief:
"Don't lie to me. I've seen Investiture of the Gods. The Taiyi Zhenren in it is an old man with a white beard. It looks like he never takes a bath."