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But the matter was of great importance, and he had to treat it with caution.
After a long time, he made a decision: "I have to call Lingbao."
"Thinking that if I lied to you and dragged in one more person, it would not be considered as the law does not punish everyone?"
Jiang Lu saw through the thoughts of the Lord of Morality at a glance, and the latter smiled without saying anything.
"Okay, this is exactly what I want, so come with me."
Although the Lord of Morality looked normal on the surface, he was actually much more at ease in his heart.
Everything you make is a tool, and you are also a tool person. This is the correct way to use Lingbao!
As he spoke, Jiang Lu also waved Niu Hai to his companions on the city wall and made arrangements.
"Let's go, let's fight back together!"
"it is good!"
Seeing this, Yinjiao, who always had a confident smile on his face, finally put his mind at ease, and his pretense was finally resolved safely.
"See, I knew it would be like this."
He hooked Dong Wanggong's shoulder and said with a smile.
At this time, Jiang Lu also noticed Yinjiao. He looked at Daode Tianzun and then at him, and shook his head seriously: "I won't accept the mount."
Yinjiao's smug smile froze.
"I am a human being, not that old cow of Master!"
"I won't accept any disciples either." Jiang Lu was firm.
Chapter 389 The Way of Abstraction
Jiang Lu and Daode Tianzun withdrew their Dharma images one after another, and then slowly landed on the city wall.
His companions crowded around to express their concern. Three women were the most worried. They pulled Jiang Lu to look left and right, up and down, trying to see if he had any injuries.
Ah Yin watched from afar, sizing up the former Lord of the Underworld, whose name he had long heard of but never seen before.
"I heard that this master is also an abstract master in the same field as me. I just don't know if his previous abstracts can compare to the current ones."
Ah Yin stroked his chin and muttered to himself:
"Times have changed... Although I approve of the method you used to deal with my master, it was just because of a reason. You have no other choice. As for whether you are like this in real life or just a gimmick to attract attention, I have to study and observe carefully..."
At the same time, an accident suddenly occurred on the other side.
It was true that Jiang Lu had completely recovered his original appearance, but the Lord of Dao and Virtue was unable to completely take back his Dharma image.
His seven alchemy furnaces now became the size of a palm. If you didn't look closely, they looked like bronze wine glasses floating around him.
As for why there are seven, it is naturally because there are two more floating around Jiang Lu.
"Come back!" When Lord Daode found that the two alchemy furnaces had not returned, he thought that Jiang Lu was still controlling them, so he urged them in an unfriendly manner.
Jiang Lu felt a little aggrieved.
"But, I can't just pay it back if I want to. You have to ask their opinions. After all, I said they are on my side."
The Lord of Morality was stunned for a moment.
For some reason, hearing this news made him feel worse than if Jiang Lu had controlled them.
But he was too lazy to delve into it, and just wanted to resolve the issue as soon as possible: "Then you should think of a solution quickly!"
"Don't be impatient." Jiang Lu put his finger on the bridge of his nose and said in a deep voice: "Let me think about it..."
"What are you doing?" The Lord of Morality frowned.
"I have been doing this." Jiang Lu replied.
"..."
"I figured it out." Jiang Lu's expression suddenly relaxed.
After saying that, he stretched out his hands, one in each hand, and grasped the alchemy furnace.
Amid the puzzled gazes of the crowd, he handed the two small alchemy furnaces, each the size of a wine glass, to Hong Yi and Xuan Nu respectively.
"What are you..."
The two girls looked at each other, not knowing what Jiang Lu meant.
Jiang Lu cleared his throat and said seriously:
“I was able to go all the way from humble beginnings to where I am today, all thanks to you two. Even though it was only three short days, you have left an indelible impact on me that I will remember for the rest of my life.
I can't express my gratitude to you in words, so please drink this glass of wine, which carries my full love. You know, although my efforts are important, without your company for the past three days and without your dance when I was in trouble, I would never have been able to do it on my own! "
"what!"
After a moment of trance, Hong Yi and Xuan Nu's eyes were suddenly covered with a layer of mist.
At this moment, they were moved beyond words and they very much hoped that this moment could be frozen forever.
Although Jiang Lu did not treat them as human beings in the back room, that must be Zeus' fault, the fault of his dual cultivation method. This must not be Jiang Lu's original intention. The two of them have always believed in it firmly.
Facts have proved that this is indeed the case.
If I didn't care about them, how could I say such sincere and heartfelt words, and how could I produce such rich wine?
These two cups...are full of love!
Without any hesitation, Hong Yi and Xuan Nu took the alchemy furnace and drank it all.
Their throats rolled and their eyes were closed, revealing expressions of happiness and satisfaction.
After wiping the remaining tears from the corners of her mouth, Xuan Nu finally couldn't hold back her tears and smiled, "I don't know why, but my throat and stomach feel warm."
"It's even a little bit feverish." Hong Yi nodded: "We must have felt his enthusiasm."
"Oh no..." Ah Yin's eyes were wide open like copper bells, and he whispered: "Is the Yin Lord so outrageous? And these two, have they become so crazy?"
The Lord of Morality was a very moral person. He could not bear to see this, so he turned his head away and muttered, "The morals of the world are going downhill. How can this be tolerated? How can this be tolerated?"
The others were not surprised, and even the performer was in the mood to chat with the sickle: "They said it was warm, could it be because the alchemy furnace is heated up?"
"Hmm...it's possible. I seemed to see some bubbling just now. Maybe it's boiling."
The sickle asked Dong Wanggong again: "You gods shouldn't get cancer, right?"
"Cancer?" Dong Wanggong had obviously never heard of it.
"It seems that there is no risk of burns causing ulcers and thus esophageal cancer." Sickle felt relieved.
"You guys..." Ah Yin looked confused and couldn't bear to watch: "This is all too weird, right?!"
At this moment, Lu Qing, who had been silent all this time, suddenly clenched his fists, stretched his arms straight at both sides of his body, leaned forward slightly, lowered his gaze, closed his eyes, and shouted with all his might: "What on earth are you doing?!"
Jiang Lu was startled. Hong Yi and Lu Qing, who were handing him the cup, also shuddered and turned back in confusion.
"Finally, someone stopped this outrageous scene..." Yin felt a lot more comfortable. It seemed that there were still normal people in this team.
Then, he heard Lu Qing continue to roar: "I danced too! I also paid! What about mine?!"
"Oh, what? It's a Shura Field?" Yin smiled awkwardly but politely, suddenly feeling relieved.
So how will you deal with it, Lord Yin? He was a little curious.
Then, he watched Jiang Lu hesitate for a moment, and then replied: "This is just a reward for this incident. My love for you is equal. This is just a small reward for this time, and it doesn't mean anything."
After saying that, he handed over the cups that Hong Yi and Xuan Nu had handed to him just a second ago to Lu Qing.
"But it was indeed my negligence. You have also made a contribution. How about this, if you don't mind, there is still some sediment, you can lick it all."
"What do you mean by licking the yogurt lid?" Yin couldn't hold it in.
What made her even more unbearable was that Lu Qing actually took over both furnaces, and then carefully stretched out his tongue to clean up all the parts that had been carbonized into a solid state and could not be poured out smoothly and adhered to the walls of the furnaces.
After licking, her mood finally turned from gloomy to cheerful and she revealed a sweet and satisfied smile.
“It’s sweet and has a caramel flavor,” she commented.
Hong Yi and Lu Qing were a little annoyed: "Damn it, I actually overlooked that part and let you taste something else!"
Dong Wanggong turned around and asked the most knowledgeable Scythe here: "Why does she taste like caramel?"
"It's probably because the furnace wall is too hot, and the main component of these things is a part called deoxyribose, so it has a caramel taste after being burnt."
Scythe speculated, but soon he felt something strange:
"But it stands to reason that there should be a fair amount of protein in it, so why can't I taste the flavor of burnt protein?"
"You don't understand this. Emotions play a role." The performer's statement was more idealistic, but it did make sense.
"Oh no...you guys are fucked..." Yin looked left and right, his worldview about to collapse.
In fact, what he didn't tell everyone was that although he only claimed to have touched upon a little bit of abstraction, he had actually already been deeply involved in it, and even thought that he was a master of abstraction.
But compared to these guys, he was just like a rookie.
As for the instigator, the Lord of Yin who was able to do such a thing as distributing that thing as a prize to other people, he was an indescribable existence. He didn't even dare to look at him for even a second!
As he was thinking this, Jiang Lu made his next move.
He threw the alchemy furnace, which had been eaten clean, to the Lord of Daode.
"Well, now they are no longer my golden basins, take them back!"
The Lord of Morality almost didn’t catch it.
Subconsciously, he nodded timidly, then stroked them lovingly: "Let's go home."
"Oh my god!" Ah Yin's expression was distorted: "Master, please don't act like a poor old father who was forced to bow to the evil forces, okay?!"
"Asshole! Who are you talking to your mother about? You are such an uneducated thing!" The Lord of Morality kicked Ah Yin to the ground angrily. Everyone heard a crisp snapping sound, followed by Ah Yin's wailing.
"No good will come of touching abstraction." Jiang Lu put his hands in his pockets and shook his head regretfully: "Do you think you are me?"
"There is no time to lose." Daode Tianzun put away all the alchemy furnaces as if nothing had happened, and then nodded to Jiang Lu: "Let's go first, and you can tell me everything on the way."
"Where is your mount?" Jiang Lu asked.
"I'm not a mount..." Yin retorted with trembling lips, covering his broken spine.