Chapter 119: Te Tobirama: All the riddle masters deserve to die, ahhhhhhhhh!!!
Chapter 119: Senju Tobirama: All the riddlers deserve to die, ahhhhhhhh!!!
"Again?!"
Uchiha Nan sighed slightly, quickly formed seals with his hands, and in just a moment he seized control of Senju Tobirama's body. It had happened so many times, but Senju Tobirama really had no memory at all.
You want to fight with me, Uchiha Nan? Can you do it?
You could do it back then, cough cough, but the past is the past, and this is now!
"What else can you do besides playing dirty?"
"Come out and fight me one on one, if you dare!"
"I'll chop your head off with my Flying Thunder God Slash!"
Senju Tobirama's body could not move, but he was still shouting. Facing Senju Tobirama's impotent rage, Uchiha Nan smiled slightly and directly controlled Senju Tobirama to shut his mouth.
"Tobirama, why are you so excited? You don't know what kind of person I am. If you are still angry over such a small matter, how can I discuss the important matter of Uchiha Madara with you with confidence? The overall situation is more important. Those who are capable should do more work. You are going to die anyway, so you should do more for Konoha."
Uchiha Nan tried to persuade Senju Tobirama patiently. Senju Tobirama looked at Uchiha Nan's shameless appearance and was furious, but he had no use for someone under his roof.
Uchiha Nan has completely controlled Senju Tobirama, and has been keeping a close eye on the control of Impure World Reincarnation, not letting Senju Tobirama take advantage of any loopholes, and threatening the future with Konoha's safety all day long. Uh... PUA Tobirama, giving him chicken soup, and making him work hard on scientific research. Unless Senju Tobirama regains the autonomy of his body one day, this kind of life will continue forever. It's so cool.
After a few minutes, Uchiha Nan saw that Senju Tobirama had almost calmed down, so he released Senju Tobirama's restraints.
"Uchiha Nan, you're awesome!"
"But you have to remember that you are the boss today, but you can't be the boss forever."
"Thank you for the reminder. I will always remember that experiment. You must speed up the progress. Konoha's development cannot stop at all!"
"I...I understand."
Senju Tobirama compromised once again. For Konoha, he would just endure it a little longer. Anyway, he loves scientific research so much! !
"Then let's continue talking about Uchiha Madara. Compared to the little internal conflicts between the two of us, they are essentially all for Konoha. Konoha occupies a large space in my heart. And Uchiha Madara is the enemy that the two of us must face together. Internal strife now is not a wise choice."
Tsk, it was you who became a beast first. One day I will be free again, Tobirama Senju swore secretly in his heart and nodded calmly on the surface.
"It is almost impossible to defeat Uchiha Madara by force, but we still have to prepare early. On the one hand, we have to improve my own strength. The progress of Hashirama's cell experiment must be accelerated so that when I go to confront Uchiha Madara, I can hold on for a few more seconds and will not be killed by Uchiha Madara in three moves."
"When the time comes, we will have to summon the Shodaime-sama. Even if he can't beat Uchiha Madara, let the Shodaime knock him down. Maybe Uchiha Madara will be merciful and leave some seeds for Konoha."
What Uchiha Nan said sounded like he was making arrangements for his final affairs, which made Senju Tobirama's heart tremble. Things had come to this point, and it seemed unreasonable for him not to continue the experiment to the death.
"I understand. Don't worry. I won't be confused on such a major issue. I will fully cooperate with you."
Seeing that Senju Tobirama was so understanding, Uchiha Nan nodded with satisfaction. If he didn't make the situation sound more miserable, he would know that Senju Tobirama had surrendered on the surface but was not working hard secretly. There was really nothing he could do about it, after all, Senju Tobirama had mastered the core technology.
"Tobirama, can I use your Flying Thunder God Technique? I actually like it very much."
Uchiha Nan thought of learning the Flying Thunder God Technique of the Senju Tobirama. If he learned this move, he would at least be able to run away. As the saying goes, there is life, there is hope. He couldn't really fight with Uchiha Madara, so he had to run.
Uchiha Madara opened his Rinnegan when he was on the verge of death, and it almost cost him the rest of his life. The price must have been high.
Time is on your side
"Hmph, I have left all the training methods of the Flying Thunder God Technique in the Sealed Book. Do you still need me to teach you?"
Senju Tobirama showed a smug look, and looked at Uchiha Nan with contempt: "I've already given you the training method, but you still can't learn it."
"This step, I followed your method and tried to feel the Flying Thunder God Seal you left on the Sealed Book. I didn't feel anything."
"That only means that you don't have the talent to learn the Flying Thunder God Technique. Once you get started, the Flying Thunder God Technique is equivalent to learning it. You don't have the talent."
"But I can't blame you. After all, only a ninja like me can invent it. People with mediocre talents can only..."
Senju Tobirama stood at the commanding heights of his talent and pointed fingers at Uchiha Nan. He finally found an opportunity to ridicule Uchiha Nan.
"Alright, alright, forget it. Just pretend I didn't ask."
"It's not that I won't teach you. Even if I teach you personally, if you don't have talent, you don't have talent."
Interesting, interesting. Senju Tobirama suddenly felt that the resentment accumulated in his heart dissipated a lot. It was rare for him to see Uchiha Nan looking deflated.
Uchiha Nan rolled his eyes, very dissatisfied with Senju Tobirama's smug look. Sooner or later, he would be able to pull out the Flying Thunder God Technique from the turntable system, and then he would definitely give Senju Tobirama a good slap in the face.
After a short episode, Senju Tobirama and Uchiha Kusunoki continued to discuss the issue of Uchiha Madara. The two made several contingency plans for the possibility of Uchiha Madara's sudden attack on Konoha.
Uchiha Nan felt that the most effective way was to throw out Senju Hashirama first, and let Senju Hashirama shout that he wanted to duel with Uchiha Madara and talk some trash while leading Uchiha Madara away.
"Madara, you lost last time, why are you still thinking of attacking Konoha while I'm away?"
"Then I'm really going to look down on you."
After a few words from Hashirama Senju, Uchiha Madara would definitely be eager to follow Hashirama Senju and leave. The ridicule of his best friend was a real injury and a critical hit to Uchiha Madara, not to mention that Uchiha Madara did not think he had lost at the time.
"We must give Konoha some time to escape. I will conduct targeted exercises during this time."
The two quickly reached a consensus on this point. They must not let Uchiha Madara take action in Konoha. A few waves of Susanoo, which is several hundred meters high, could easily destroy Konoha.
"Uchiha Madara's fighting power is really unstoppable. It's great to have a big fist."
Uchiha Nan sighed slightly, saying that even Senju Tobirama was emo. Senju Tobirama thought that his IQ was invincible, and that as long as he was given time, he could develop countless powerful ninjutsu. However, facing the absolute force of Uchiha Madara, the things he was proud of were of no use at all.
"Uchiha Nan, do you think we have a chance to convince Uchiha Madara to give up the Moon Eye Project and let everyone in the ninja world fall into a sweet dream? This approach is really ridiculous. What's the difference between this and asking people in the ninja world to commit suicide?"
“No matter how bad the reality is, it is always better than a beautiful dream.”
Senju Tobirama thought that since they couldn't win, it would be better to let his elder brother talk to Uchiha Madara. Maybe Uchiha Madara would change his mind and they could work together to kill the other four major ninja villages and the daimyo. Konoha would issue unified orders, allocate resources, and vigorously develop productivity. No matter how bad the reality is, it should be better than a false dream.
"Tobirama, sometimes I even think you are innocent and cute. As ninjas, we fight all our lives and may die one day, but you have to know that there are differences between ninjas."
"For example, you and I were born into the top bloodline families in the ninja world. Our talents, the ninjutsu we were exposed to, and the resources we enjoyed were all things that ordinary ninjas could never even dream of. The things we have at our fingertips are things they will never even see in their lifetime."
"A considerable number of ninjas are civilians. They became ninjas by chance. When they were young, they suffered from hunger and were looked down upon. They learned a few skills, but when they met ninjas like us, they were nothing more than trash that could be dealt with by a shuriken."
"You're already considered lucky. You have the talent, qualifications, and luck to become a ninja. At least you can make a living. Those civilians who are really struggling at the bottom of society worry about their next meal every day. They even encounter cannibalism during disasters."
"In just one year, I have gained prestige in Konoha that even you can't achieve. Isn't it just that I gave these people who are really struggling at the bottom a bowl of rice and a job. Even if I force them to work twelve hours a day." Uchiha Nan directly broke the delusion of Senju Tobirama. In this ninja world, the majority of people are in dire straits. Compared to suffering in reality, they would rather sink in a beautiful dream. Only those who are high above can enjoy the beauty of reality.
"Everything Uchiha Madara has done has been known to the entire ninja world. I'm afraid he is the one that everyone wants."
Senju Tobirama fell silent again. What Uchiha Nan said was too realistic. He had no chance to refute it. This ninja world was so cruel that it made people feel depressed.
After a long while, Senju Tobirama finally spoke:
"Are we just going to watch Uchiha Madara's conspiracy succeed?"
"I still can't accept what Uchiha Madara did!"
People cannot truly empathize with each other. In the eyes of Senju Tobirama, Uchiha Madara is committing suicide with the entire ninja world. It is still unknown whether the so-called Infinite Tsukuyomi can make people have sweet dreams.
The Sage of Six Paths may have had ulterior motives in leaving behind this lousy story!!
"Of course, I won't accept it either. So-called infinite moon reading."
Uchiha Nan didn't finish his words, but the sarcasm was already evident in his expression.
The real function of Infinite Tsukuyomi is to absorb the chakra of the entire ninja world, and then use Uchiha Madara's body as a medium to resurrect Kaguya Otsutsuki.
All the poor souls who are caught up in a beautiful dream will become White Zetsu without exception.
"What do you mean.?"
"What happened to the Infinite Tsukuyomi?"
Senju Tobirama sensitively noticed the emotions in Uchiha Nan's words. There is a conspiracy behind this story!
"Infinite Moon Reading can make people fall into a sweet dream, but the real consequences are tsk tsk tsk."
"Honestly, if Uchiha Madara knew the truth behind this, would he go crazy?"
"But even if I tell you now, Uchiha Madara won't believe it."
Uchiha Nan fully demonstrated the characteristics of a riddle man and only spoke half of what he said.
It's hard to say what the result will be if we tell Uchiha Madara the whole truth now. After casting the Infinite Tsukuyomi, humans who have been hanging on trees for a long time will die sooner or later. Whether or not they will turn into White Zetsu will not affect the effect of this technique. This technique can really make people fall into a beautiful dream.
This is no different from what Uchiha Madara wanted. The only thing that could break Uchiha Madara's defense is that he was deceived by Black Zetsu. In the original work, he was directly beaten to death by Black Tiger when his heart was ripped out. His body was completely controlled until he was swallowed up and became Kaguya Otsutsuki.
If he were to tell Uchiha Madara now, would he be able to wake up completely? Uchiha Nan really had no idea. He did not have any evidence in his hands to prove that what he said was true, so it was better not to say anything for now.
"Why the hell are you saying half of what you're saying?"
"That's all!"
"What is the real function of Infinite Tsukuyomi?"
"What is the truth in your mouth?"
Senju Tobirama looked at Uchiha Nan and started sighing to himself after he was halfway through his sentence, as if he had exploded.
You are actually hiding such explosive information. Either you don’t say it, or you shouldn’t say it at all!
Senju Tobirama was yelling there, wanting Uchiha Nan to tell him the truth.
"Want to know?"
"Hey, hey, I won't tell you!"
"You just laughed at me!"
Uchiha Nan showed a smug expression, which made Senju Tobirama furious. His face flushed red as he said:
"You can't be like this! Is your heart full of black?"
"What the hell are you talking about!!!"
Uchiha Nan stood there without saying a word, watching Senju Tobirama jumping up and down, feeling extremely happy in his heart. No wonder some people like to be a riddler, the feeling is really enjoyable.
"Please, Uchiha Nan, just reveal a little bit. I will definitely help you with the experiment. I feel like there are ants crawling in my body. It's really uncomfortable."
As a top scientific researcher, Tobirama Senju is curious about everything in this world, not to mention that the truth told by Uchiha Nan has already involved the ultimate secret of the ninja world. Half of the truth is about attacking Tobirama Senju's G-spot.
After a while, Senju Tobirama's tone relaxed and he spoke nice words. He had a hunch that the truth in Uchiha Nan's mouth involved the ultimate secret of the entire ninja world. He had only heard half of it. If Uchiha Nan didn't tell him, Senju Tobirama felt that he would go crazy with curiosity.
"It's no use telling you. You can't convince Uchiha Madara. I will tell you the truth when the time is right."
"That's about it for today. I have to go back home. There are two beautiful ladies waiting for me at home."
"Just work honestly in the lab. You're not working for me. This is all for Konoha!"
Uchiha Nan just patted his butt and left. Senju Tobirama still wanted to pester him, but was directly controlled by Uchiha Nan.
"Orochimaru, remember to take good care of yourself. I'm leaving now."
"Yes, Hokage-sama!"
When Uchiha Nan left, he said hello to Orochimaru. He waited until Uchiha Nan walked out of the laboratory before he released Senju Tobirama's body control.
"Uchiha Nan, you are not a human being!"
"All the riddlers deserve to die, ahhhhh!!!"
After regaining his freedom, Tobirama Senju cursed loudly in the laboratory, but the sound insulation of the laboratory was very good and no noise was transmitted out.
I fell down, my computer screen broke, my iPad screen broke, and my heart was broken.
(End of this chapter)