Chapter 101 He is the No. 1 Killer of the Qing Dynasty

Chapter 101 He is the No. 1 Killer of the Qing Dynasty

Chapter 101 He is the No. Killer in the Qing Dynasty

Lin Li found that he didn't need to read any tutorials at all.

All you have to do is stare at Chen Yuying, see what she is doing, and then follow her and apply the paint all over your face.

This is the fastest way to progress.

Chen Yuying didn't read the tutorial, so it would be unnecessary for her to read it herself.

At this time, more than twenty minutes had passed since Lin Li started to put on makeup. The task progress bar had moved through a quarter of the way in these twenty minutes, and now it had reached nearly half of the total, which was quite fast.

If only this makeup time could continue.

Unfortunately, Chen Yuying has now reached the last step of her makeup. She uses grapefruit-colored lip gloss to add a layer of moist and shiny finish on her lips, and when she presses her lips together, the beautiful color spreads.

Lin Li followed suit - although Chen Yuying didn't lend him lip gloss, it didn't matter. He just applied the excess foundation on his face on his lips. It was totally fine to be a little smaller anyway.

After looking at herself in the mirror for a few seconds, Chen Yuying turned her head to see what was happening to Lin Li.

Lin Liben was looking at Chen Yuying, so at this moment they looked at each other.

Makeup really is a magical thing.

The bright street lights shining through the car window made Chen Yuying's face look almost transparently white. The smudged eye shadow at the corners of her eyes made her eyes, as clear as spring water, have a barely perceptible agility, as if there was a little deer hiding inside.

The numerous words made him at a loss for how to describe this makeup. Although it was very light, it could even be called fake bare face, but it did give him a bright and shiny feeling.

Perhaps it is a kind of elegant freshness. In short, the colors are harmoniously matched and set off each other, showing Chen Yuying's pure vitality to the fullest.

Ma Xiaotiao came and called her Bai Yueguang.

Xiaojing, Xiaojing, Xiaojing, Xiaojing, Xiaojing.

After silently reciting the name of his own dark and sexy moonlight a few times in his heart, Lin Li's expression was natural, and the Taoist heart of a cultivator remained firm.

But Chen Yuying, who is not a cultivator, has an unstable heart in Taoism.

Just as he was about to speak, he paused when he saw the imitation makeup on Lin Li's face.

Then Chen Yuying began to tremble all over, and then she covered her mouth tightly. The full moon outside the car broke into two crescent moons and appeared in her eyes.

The trembling body suddenly lost its balance and fell into Ding Sihan's arms, still trembling.

Lin Li smiled softly. It was obvious that the squad leader was completely conquered by his charm and was almost fainting.

It would be better if Chen Yuying could restrain her laughter a little, otherwise Lin Li's attempt to deceive and comfort himself would seem a little unconvincing.

Ding Sihan, who was 'attacked', had just finished putting on her makeup, so she turned her head and looked at Lin Li.

The way she smiled was not ladylike at all, not concealed at all, and had no manners at all.

“Lin Li, what on earth are you wearing? Hahahaha!”

The commotion in the front row made Bai Bufan feel itchy. He stood up and leaned over to look at Lin Li's face. He was about to spit out a mouthful of saliva, but luckily Lin Li was prepared and slapped him in the face, so that all the saliva flowed down the crooked face and sprayed onto the face of Zhou Baowei next to him.

But Zhou Baowei was not too disadvantaged, because Lin Li was about to slap Bai Bufan, so he turned his head to look behind him. The moment Zhou Baowei saw Lin Li, he spat out a mouthful of water on Bai Bufan's face.

All we can say is that the two of them were exchanging body fluids crazily.

I wish them a long and happy life together.

The laughter gradually began to spread around me, with myself as the center.

Lin Li was indignant. He picked up the small mirror on the table and looked at himself. Then he calmed down.

I can't spray it, this is really ugly.

Lin Li realized one thing. When she was putting on makeup, she was only focused on Chen Yuying and following her steps. She didn't care at all whether the makeup was applied in the correct position on her face.

He smiled himself.

"Lin Li, come, let's take a photo!" Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei leaned out from behind again, holding mobile phones with front cameras turned on.

Lin Li was not afraid of the camera and gestured with confidence.

He is a god who even when caught during a crackdown on pornography would still make a cheerful gesture in front of the camera, so what's wrong with ugly photos.

Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan on the side finally managed to calm down and sat up straight.

"Can we take a photo together?" Chen Yuying's voice was filled with a hint of smile.

"of course can."

Lin Li's arms were longer, so he took Chen Yuying's phone and stretched it towards the window, taking a few clicks and recording a photo of the three of them.

After the photo was taken, Lin Li zoomed in on his own part, looked at it carefully, and said to Chen Yuying seriously:

"Squad leader, I think inner beauty is more important. What do you think?"

The two people who had finally stopped wanting to laugh burst into laughter because of what Lin Li said seriously.

Lin Li also smiled gently. He was also very happy. There was nothing to be embarrassed about. Lin Li was even certain that this would become a beautiful memory for him in the future.

He was even happier when he saw the progress bar of the task rising rapidly.

It seems that the system cannot respond to Lin Li's intentional behavior of guiding Chen Yuying, but it still recognizes the butterfly effect caused by the imitation process.

"It's okay, just try harder next time." Chen Yuying, who was tired of laughing, rubbed the corners of her mouth and comforted Lin Li insincerely.

“There probably won’t be a next time.” Lin Li smiled.

"Can I post this picture on WeChat Moments?" Chen Yuying asked, looking at the group photo on her phone.

"Of course, it's up to you."

Lin Li had no objection and began to look forward to one thing: would his good buddy (lunch break limited edition) Wang Yuezhi like this circle of friends after Chen Yuying posted it?

In the past, whenever it was Chen Yuying, whether it was a post in a Moments, or even a signature or status, this guy seemed to be afraid of being one second behind in giving the likes.

What about this time?

whee.

Lin Li stuck his head out and happened to be sitting next to the aisle. After hearing Chen Yuying's laughter, he kept looking over here and met Wang Yuezhi's gaze, who was not laughing.

Urgent notice! Physics no longer exists!

According to the law of conservation of hee hee, hee hee will not disappear, nor will it be created out of thin air. It will only transform from one form to another, or transfer from one object to another, while the total amount of hee hee remains unchanged.

But at this moment, Lin Li saw that Wang Yuezhi, who was not laughing, became even more laughing. When Wang Yuezhi saw Lin Li's current state, he also laughed! How did the laughter appear out of nowhere?

The sky is falling.

"Lin Li, does my makeup look good?" Chen Yuying, who was looking at the continuous photos in the album, looked at herself for a while, poked Lin Li with her hand and asked.

Her eyelashes trembled slightly, like a butterfly fluttering across petals, and her eyebrows were long and soft, gently raised, hiding expectation.

Fortunately, Lin Li is a cultivator with a firm faith in Taoism, otherwise he would not be able to handle it.

He thought about it and gave a thumbs up: "I lost the direction of north and south, but there is something beautiful about it."

Chen Yuying actually had some resistance to Lin Li's compliments, but she couldn't help feeling a little shy when these little naughty words came out.

"Thank you."

"It's my turn, it's my turn, it's my turn!" Ding Sihan raised her hand, pointed at her face with both hands, and asked sincerely: "Lin Li, what about me, what about me, what do you think of my makeup, does it look good?"

Lin Li looked at Ding Sihan.

This makeup is really makeup.

"Ding Sihan, do you want to hear the truth or a lie?" Lin Li asked sincerely after thinking for a while.

Ding Sihan: "..."

I changed it here!

The eager smile turned false. Ding Sihan took a deep breath and then said with a smile: "I want to hear lies."

A toad cannot eat swan meat! If you want to be with Yuying, I, Ding Sihan, will never allow it! Lin Li? You are worthy!
At night, I will blow pillow wind to you to death!
snort!
But for now, just listen to some compliments to make yourself feel better.

"It doesn't look good." Lin Li shook his head.

Just know.

Eh, that's not right.

Aren’t lies ugly?
After Ding Sihan reacted, the corners of his mouth began to rise and then quickly moved down, repeating over and over again, like a twitch.

I want to suppress it but I can't.

Dead mouth! Be reserved! Smile with tonic!
Then again, Lin Li seems to be quite worthy of Yuying.

Lin Li is so sexy.

He is really good at playing this little trick. My emotions are really stirred up by him, going up and down.

Alas, I wonder if Yuying will be deceived in the future.

Ding Sihan looked at Lin Li and was a little surprised. Was Lin Li much more handsome than when they met last semester? And was his figure better?

There is no doubt about Lin Li's height, but he has always been very thin. This kind of bamboo pole figure is okay in winter, like a walking clothes rack, but in summer when he wears short sleeves, he sometimes even looks scary, a top skeleton soldier. But Ding Sihan now finds that Lin Li doesn't seem to be as thin as before?
I feel that my arms have become thicker. My whole appearance, whether in terms of temperament, figure or facial features, is much better than last semester.

Is this fitness?
Well, Ding Sihan had to admit that Lin Li might not be a toad, he was at least a frog.

And she is willing to praise herself for being good-looking. Forget it, forget it. Let all previous grudges be forgotten. The pillow talk will continue, but it will be in a good direction.

Ding Sihan smiled foolishly, shaking his head and asking Lin Li: "Then I want to hear the truth, hehe."

"It's really ugly." Lin Li replied immediately.

"Hehe, thank you, hehe." Ding Sihan continued to smile.

After 1.14514 seconds, Ding Sihan's smile froze.

What did you hear just now?

Lies are ugly, but is the truth really ugly?

Damn it! This is the truth!

Well, well, well, Lin Li! You dead toad! I'll blow you to death with my pillow wind!!!
"Lin Li, you are a disgusting stinky dog. I hate you!"

Sister, you curse like you're acting like a spoiled child.

"Just kidding, after brightening your skin tone, you look much better and perfect!" After seeing Ding Sihan pouting and being glared at by Chen Yuying, Lin Li began to make amends.

"Hmph!" Belated compliments are cheaper than grass. I, Ding Sihan, won't fall for them.

At most the wind will blow on you once.

At this time, Wang Ze in the front row turned his head and saw Ding Sihan's appearance. He said to Lin Li with disdain: "Ding Sihan's makeup is very good."

Wang Ze is good, Lin Li is bad.

But before Ding Sihan could respond to the compliment, Wang Ze continued, "But, Ding Sihan, I'm more used to the way you look when you take off your makeup and can celebrate Halloween directly."

Ding Sihan: “?”

"You! You!" Just when Ding Sihan was so angry that his teeth were itching, Lin Li suddenly leaned over and motioned Ding Sihan to bring his ear closer to him.

Ding Sihan hesitated for a while and then came over. After listening to the instructions, he suddenly understood and pointed at Wang Ze's nose:
"Hey, Wang Ze, you can still celebrate Children's Day even if you take off your pants!"

Wang Ze: “?”

Chen Yuying lowered her head and began to giggle.

It is hard to say which of the two is more aggressive.

"Lin Li! You beast! You are expelled from the male class!" Wang Ze had no idea that Lin Li had taught Ding Sihan these words, and he said with great sorrow.

"I'm already wearing makeup, who cares about my male nationality?" Lin Li pointed at his face and said indifferently.

Looking at Lin Li's face, three seconds later, Wang Zexian couldn't help laughing.

"I am the number one killer in the Qing Dynasty. Who dares to look me in the eye for ten seconds?" Lin Li became even more arrogant and began to look down on all the heroes in the world.

No one dared to accept the challenge. Even Xue Jian, who was beyond the student level, did not even look back after taking a look.

This is invincibility.

The invincible immortal cultivator is as lonely as the snow.

　Asking for monthly ticket
　　
　
(End of this chapter)