Chapter 104: The school is a protective umbrella, but classmates are not necessarily

Chapter 104: The school is a protective umbrella, but classmates are not necessarily

Chapter 104: School is a protective umbrella, but classmates may not be
As I said, Ding Sihan doesn't hold grudges.

After checking that nothing was left behind, everyone got off the bus one after another.

"I'll take your suitcase first this time. You'll feel better, right?" Lin Li asked as he moved Ding Sihan's suitcase out of the storage space.

"I put it in later... Of course I took it out first. Why don't you show me how you take out Yuying's box first..." Ding Sihan, who was in the state of a resentful ghost, said dimly.

Do you still have a brain? Damn it.

Ding Sihan must not leave his sight, otherwise it will be very dangerous.

"Squad leader, you guys go ahead and I'll cover your back." After taking out Chen Yuying's suitcase and handing it to her, Lin Li said leisurely while holding the back of his head.

Theoretically, a gentleman at this time would do the gentlemanly thing of helping the girl carry her suitcase all the way, but the only thing Lin Li had in common with a gentleman was shi.

Of course, if Chen Yuying was really tired from carrying it, or asked for his help, Lin Li would take it without any hesitation.

As for taking the initiative to propose it, forget it.

The bootlicker is behind Bai Bufan.

"We're staying together tonight, right?" Lin Li walked over to Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei and asked.

For a two-day and two-night autumn outing at this price, it is naturally impossible to have a single room. The school arranged a four-person dormitory. Looking at the accommodation preview pictures posted in the group, the environment is very excellent and luxurious, which is exciting.

"Yes, there are four of us, and one is Tianming. Hey, where is Tianming?" Bai Bufan nodded in response, then looked around with some confusion.

"Tianming, what are you doing?" After finding Chen Tianming, Bai Bufan went up to him and patted him heavily on the back.

"Qiaoqiao and the others seem to be arriving too. Maybe we'll meet them soon. Let me wait and see." Chen Tianming looked expectantly in the direction where the bus was coming.

Lin Li and the other three: "..."

"Why are the symptoms so serious? He seems to be even more of a bootlicker than Wang Yuezhi." Bai Bufan frowned.

"Wang Yuezhi is actually a very interesting bootlicker, much better than Tianming." Lin Li said something good for his good buddy (lunch limited edition).

"Can you two do it behind my back when you're bullying others? And what's wrong with this world? Why do you call deep affection a bootlicker?" Chen Tianming could no longer tolerate it.

"Okay, Brother Shenqing, stop waiting, let's go, Xue Jian is going to scold us." Lin Li signaled to his classmates that they had packed their things and were about to follow Xue Jian. At this time, Xue Jian also noticed and looked at the four of them, with an unhappy look on his face.

"Fuck—" Chen Tianming shuddered.

It seems that Xue Jian can still make Chen Tianming sober.

"What did I just say in the car and at school?! Just ignore your own actions, hahaha - cough cough! Just ignore your own actions, you four hahaha -"

Xue Jian, who was about to teach the four people a lesson for not following the team with a serious face, laughed twice without finishing his sentence when he saw Lin Li's face.

"Lin Li, lower your head. I get angry when I see your face!" Xue Jian became even angrier.

Lin Li: "..."

It's unfair that you're taking your anger out on yourself. I'll draw a circle on the ground with my feet and curse you.

After being scolded, Team 4 began to take action.

You really can't trust what adults say.

Their horse is not just a horse, their moment is not just a moment, and their hundred meters is definitely more than a hundred meters.

"Teacher, are you sure we are only a hundred meters away from where we live?" Lin Li, who felt like he had walked several hundred meters, asked sincerely while waiting for the red light.

"I'm talking about the straight-line distance." Xue Jian said calmly, "We're not walking in a straight line now. Also, keep your head down and don't look towards me."

As expected of a math teacher, he is rigorous and Lin Li understood it.

But appearance discrimination is not acceptable.

"Why is waiting for a red light called waiting for a red light? Isn't it waiting for the green light?" Bai Bufan asked suddenly at this time.

Xue Jian was about to explain that he meant waiting for the red light to end when he heard Lin Li say, "Raw fish or dead fish? Firefighting or fire-extinguishing? Before life or before death? Taking the elevator or standing in the elevator? Cigarette butts or cigarette butts? One and a half hours or three and a half hours?"

Zhou Baowei followed closely: "Caffeine comes from coffee fruit, so the fruit is the cause and the cause is the effect? ​​Why is drinking called a nightclub and staying overnight called a hotel?"

Chen Tianming, who was still occasionally looking behind, also said: "Dante is Italian, Dante is really Chinese. You should give way to pedestrians. If you don't give way, it's still three points. The operation was successful, and my failed life is over. So is it really a success?"

Don't make any noise, I'm thinking.

Xue Jian felt his brain trembling. More and more strange things were coming into his mind! Why were these kids asking these weird questions so fluently? !
Looking at Xue Jian and some of the people around him whose pupils were shaking, Lin Li sighed.

See, this is the consequence of not playing with your phone properly when you were a kid and only focusing on studying.

……

The destination is actually not a hotel, but more like a youth base or homestay, a place that specializes in hosting team-building activities.

Because the school had already uploaded the identity information, after Xue Jian negotiated with the front desk, it was not necessary for each person to show their ID card again.

After getting their room numbers and a room card each, the four of them went to their rooms.

turn on.

Damn you.

All is subject to the actual product.

The value of this sentence is still increasing.

But it’s not that bad, just not as luxurious as I imagined. But compared to a six-person dormitory, it is much better in terms of space and bed comfort.

If you include the cost of the autumn outing, the price/performance ratio is still satisfactory.

"Qiaoqiao is here. I will help guide them. Don't worry, they won't leave this area." After putting down his things, Chen Tianming immediately said this to the few people and left.

If it wasn't necessary to report his itinerary, Lin Li probably would have just run away without saying anything.

"Lin Li, you really shouldn't have asked for this WeChat for Tianming." Zhou Baowei shook his head. "It's only been a weekend, and the licking cells have spread all over your body."

"To be honest, if you want to cure this disease, just take Tianming to the chicken farm to see Feifei. Feifei is a miracle doctor." Bai Bufan praised Feifei's name.

He is now a believer in chicken farms and believes that chicken farms can cure all mental illnesses.

After all, he himself is a living example.

"Then take me first." Zhou Baowei said seriously, "To be honest, I am also a bootlicker."

"Then you are also a pig licker." Lin Li tested the softness and hardness of the bed and said suddenly.

Zhou Baowei: “…”

"Who will take a shower first?" Zhou Baowei put his schoolbag in the corner and asked with a sigh.

"Baowei, you said bathing is weird. Try using a different word next time," Lin Li continued.

"Ah? What word?"

People really like to be humiliated. Zhou Baowei knew that Lin Li’s dog mouth could not spit out ivory, but he was just curious.

"It would be more appropriate for you to blanch it in water." Lin Li explained.

Zhou Baowei: “…”

So cruel.

"Or Baowei can just say 'I, the old pig, am going to rub mud.' That's also fine." Bai Bufan would not miss any opportunity to humiliate Zhou Baowei in the competition.

"You, you!"

"I want to lose weight! I want to be as thin as a lightning bolt!" Zhou Baowei was inspired to fight!
"What a great opportunity! I'm planning to make a tribute movie called 'Mala Tang Gun'. Let's work together." Bai Bufan applauded Zhou Baowei and suggested.

"But...is there any way to burn fat quickly without exercising or controlling diet?" Zhou Baowei's three-second heat experience card expired, so he said with a chuckle.

"That's true." Lin Li thought for a while and nodded, "Should I arrange it for you now?"

"What?" Zhou Baowei asked curiously.

"The nearest crematorium is 1.2 kilometers away. You can just go there directly. I'll make an appointment now. You'll still make it in time." Lin Li looked at his phone, then looked up and said.

"I don't want to physically burn fat!!"

It is said that school is a safe haven and the last piece of pure land before entering the big dye vat of society.

But how did Zhou Baowei leave Class 4 of Grade 1 and discover that everyone in society is a good person?
　Asking for a monthly ticket.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)