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I knew it would turn out this way.
Haha, that’s probably what the situation was at that time.
Xiaoshan Yi ended his reminiscences.
"But Shin-chan, I remember there should be another part."
Xiaoshan Yi asked Xiaoxin.
"Hey, that's the next chapter."
Xiaoxin said with a smile.
What? So that’s how it is. See you in the next chapter.
Chapter 74: Oedo Paradise - Fire (Please vote for recommendation)
Xiao Shanyi remembers that the next development was...
"Stop right there, don't run ヽ(≧Д≦)ノ"
"No way, you old witch with a three-layer belly."
Xiao Shanyi looked at the two people running around the room, feeling extremely helpless.
Someone, come here, arrest these two rude people, so that I can regain my position.
Xiao Shanyi stroked his fake white beard, sighed helplessly with his hands behind his back.
"Ding Dong, the park's business hours have expired."
Just then, the announcement of closing time was made and all the staff came out.
"Thank you very much for joining us in our game of playing the city lord today."
The samurai said with a waiter-like smile.
"No, no, in fact, we are grateful to you for taking care of us."
Guangzhi said embarrassedly.
Haha, that’s right, I didn’t spend a penny and I had a lot of fun eating and playing.
Xiao Shanyi touched his beard and sighed, "You know what, this thing feels quite smooth and good to the touch, but I don't know what kind of hair it is used for."
"Also, since we have been open for fifteen years, guests who come today can participate in a free lottery."
The warrior took out a cardboard box with a smile.
"Oh, so that's it. Then Xiaoyi, you go and smoke."
Guangzhi asked Xiaoshan Yi, who was nearby, to draw the lottery.
Xiao Shanyi put his hands behind his back into the box, and one hand was touching the beard. Xiao Shanyi was curious if this thing felt like petting a cat and he couldn't stop touching it.
"Hey, second prize."
Xiao Shanyi took out the prize ticket, which clearly said second prize.
"Jingle Bell."
The warrior took out a bell and rang it.
"Congratulations to the four of you who won our second prize. The prize is a one-day hospitality voucher for the poor, which provides free accommodation and clothing."
"Oh, really? That's great."
The four of them celebrated with smiles on their faces, until...
"What? There's pudding in this dress."
Meiya looked at the clothes with disdain.
"So the poor people in the Edo period were not commoners."
Guangzhi thought they were commoners, but after a while he found out they were poor people.
"Haha, Xiaoyi's outfit is so weird."
Xiaoxin pointed at Xiaoshan Yi's beard and smiled.
Xiao Shanyi was also very puzzled. Why did he still have to pretend to be Xiao Xin's grandfather? It was obviously just a reception ticket.
"Why do I have to dress up as an old man?"
Xiao Shanyi looked at the staff speechlessly.
"Because our invitation ticket contains some scenario scripts, we also need to dress up as the appropriate characters."
The staff member explained with a smile.
"Then can I pretend to be the eldest son or something?"
Xiao Shanyi is still making his final struggle.
"Sorry, it's not in the script."
Wow, Xiao Shanyi was shut up with just one sentence. The script has been taken out by others, what else can I do but act.
Xiao Shanyi touched his beard and thought, forget it, this thing does feel very comfortable.
"Then guests, please follow us over here. I will take you to where you will stay tonight."
The waitress dressed as a maid brought the four people to a...bungalow.
Xiao Shanyi looked at the several holes in the ceiling and the several "insect-bitten holes" drilled by humans on the door, and felt very regretful. Why couldn't he have drawn a royal meal at the beginning? If not, the ministers could do it.
"Then I wish you all a happy life, poor people."
The young lady smiled and left after saying a few words.
The four of them looked at each other.
"Forget it. It's free anyway, so just treat it as an experience of life."
Meiya said with a smile.
"That's right. Sometimes it's nice to experience the poverty of the Edo period."
Guangzhi also smiled and said, after all, we are out to have fun, what we want is the atmosphere, and it doesn’t cost any money.
"Grandpa, this way."
Xiao Xin was already immersed in the role and walked inside holding Xiao Shan Yi's hand.
Seeing this, Xiaoshan Yi also started playing with Xiaoxin.
"My dear grandson, slow down. Grandpa's back is not in good condition."
Xiao Shanyi bent over deliberately, holding Xiao Xin with one hand and stroking his temporary beard with the other.
Guangzhi and Meiya looked at each other, smiled and went in to rest. After all, they had been playing for a whole day and were a little tired.
In this way, the four of them spent a relatively peaceful night in the Edo-era bungalow.
Silent all night.
The next day, Xiao Shanyi got up on time.
Looking at the tattered ceiling, Xiao Shanyi glanced at the patched quilt covering his body. You know what, although it doesn’t look very good, it’s still quite warm.
"Roll around, roll around."
Xiao Shanyi looked at Xiao Xin who was muttering something, and saw with his own eyes Xiao Xin rolling all the way and then rolling under the entrance.
"Pee."
Shin-chan sat up from the ground with sleepy eyes, then took off his pants and prepared to launch himself on the spot.
"Wait, Shin-chan, this isn't the toilet."
Xiao Shanyi hurriedly pulled up Xiao Xin's pants and said, "You're kidding. You might have to pay for peeing here."
Xiao Shanyi was afraid that Xiao Xin couldn't hold it in, so he put on his clogs and took Xiao Xin out to find a toilet. What? Why didn't you go to the toilet in the house? Maybe the poor people in the Edo period only went to public toilets.
Xiaoshan Yi held Xiaoxin in his arms and ran along the streets full of bungalows.
Fortunately, he memorized the location of the toilet early yesterday, otherwise Shin-chan would have to find a corner to solve the problem like the people in the Edo period.
As Xiao Shanyi ran, he had to adjust the fake beard on his face from time to time. The clogs on his feet were stuck in the gaps between his toes and it hurt so much.
I finally ran to the toilet.
"Come on Shin-chan, go ahead."
Xiaoshanyi put Xiaoxin on the ground, and Xiaoxin just...slept on the ground.
My goodness, I'm holding you and I'm shaking so much, the clacking of wooden clogs is so loud, how can you still sleep?
Xiao Shanyi woke Xiao Xin up depressedly.
Then I watched Xiaoxin stagger into the bathroom.
In less than a second, Xiao Xin came out again.
"what happened?"
Xiao Shanyi looked at Xiao Xin strangely.
"There's someone inside."
Xiao Xin said stupidly.
someone! ?
Xiao Shanyi suddenly opened the toilet door and saw, wow, there really was a female... doll squatting inside.
It’s over. I just took a look at it from a distance yesterday and didn’t expect it to be just a toilet for display.
Xiao Shanyi regretted not going to the toilet himself yesterday.
"Xiao Yi, it's coming out."
Shin-chan covered his crotch with both hands, his voice trembling.
"Wait a minute, there are no washing machines in this era."