Chapter 113 Birthday Gift and Extravagant Plan

Chapter 113 Birthday Gift and Extravagant Plan

Chapter 113 Birthday Gift and Extravagant Plan
Just when Stark was about to speak, white light lit up again, and this time two figures appeared together, one tall and one short, with long and short hair. They were Esdeath and Xiao Mei who had not yet arrived.

"Long time no see, my dear."

Esdeath looked around at the surrounding environment.

He quickly ignored everyone else, walked up to Borsalino, put his arms around his neck and kissed him.

Fortunately, Esdeath has a pair of long legs and likes to wear high heels. If it were Fubuki, she might not be able to kiss Borsalino on the face without his initiative.

"Wow, how enviable!"

Tony Stark let out a strange cry, but was given a sidelong look by Esdeath. He suddenly felt cold all over and couldn't even speak.

In front of Esdeath, who has already mastered the three colors of domineering, the rookie Iron Man is obviously not good enough.

"Sir, I detected that your heart rate suddenly increased and your body temperature dropped by 1.5 degrees..."

Suddenly, Stark heard the voice of the Iron Man suit on his body. It was the artificial intelligence equipped on the suit.

"JARVIS, SHUT UP!"

Stark, who was shocked by Esdeath's glance, shouted in a low voice.

If Pepper knew that Tony Stark was scared by a woman, she would probably laugh at him for a whole year.

Fortunately, Esdeath had no intention of targeting Stark. After being intimate with Borsalino, she glanced at everyone casually.

"Zhang...Zhen Ren, right? This is my birthday present, please accept it."

Esdeath tilted her head to look at Zhang Sanfeng, and after confirming that the old man's strength was average, she lost interest in him.

After saying that, Esdeath initiated a trade invitation to Zhang Sanfeng. The gift she wanted to give was a bit big, so it could only be sent through the chat group's trading platform.

"I almost forgot! There's also mine! Sir, please accept my gift!" A passerby on the side suddenly came to his senses at this time, and without giving Zhang Sanfeng a chance to refuse, he quickly followed Esdeath to initiate a trade invitation.

"Ai-chan, my gift..."

Fubuki came to Haibara Ai and asked her to help prepare a birthday present.

It’s not that Fubuki is stingy, it’s mainly because Haibara Ai’s idea is obviously better, and she also took the responsibility to help her prepare everything.

"It's all packed up. I'll trade it to you after they're delivered."

Haibara Ai would naturally not make any mistakes in her work, and their gifts were 3,000 doses of injectable antibiotics and aspirin, which was the amount of two large backpacks, so there was no need to take them out so quickly.

On the other side, Zhang Sanfeng declined a few words before accepting the deal. Then, under the gaze of everyone, a gorgeous tiger with hanging eyes and a white forehead suddenly appeared in the open space, scaring the little Taoist boy Song Qingshu behind Zhang Sanfeng and making him scream.

This giant tiger is almost larger than an ordinary buffalo. When it stands up, its head is almost as tall as an ordinary person.

The giant tiger that suddenly appeared in an unfamiliar place was obviously frightened and roared at the people around it. But before it could make any move, a small iceberg crashed into its side with a loud bang.

Frozen in the iceberg is a huge, lifelike animal head. Judging from the size of the head, the original owner of the animal head was at least a hundred times the size of this giant tiger when he was alive!
"I made a special trip to the Arctic Ice Field and spent a lot of effort to hunt this extremely dangerous species deep in the ice field. Although it is not yet fully grown, the head of an extremely dangerous species is quite precious."

Esdeath lightly punched the small iceberg, and the seemingly solid iceberg instantly shattered.

The huge blood-stained animal head was revealed.

Whether it is the sharp fangs on the beast's head or the pair of eyes that are still wide open after death, they are enough to prove how powerful this giant beast was when it was alive.

The poor tiger was so frightened that its limbs went limp beside the huge beast head and it lay on the ground, not daring to move at all.

Shivering, looking like a poor little kitten.

"What a big head..."

Xiao Lin glanced at the beast head, then looked at Thor beside him, as if comparing which one had a bigger head, Thor's dragon form or the beast head.

"Tsk, what? If it weren't so inconvenient to go back, I could catch a big one... Hey? Xiaolin, let's go catch a whale!"

Thor was a little unconvinced. If it wasn't so troublesome to return to her original world, she would be able to catch a monster big enough.

But Thor immediately remembered that there were also huge animals in Xiaolin's world. The last time she and Xiaolin saw whale meat in the supermarket, Xiaolin told her that whales were bigger than houses.

"Forget it, haven't we already prepared the gifts..."

Xiaolin pulled Thor with a frown on his face.

Others might say this as a joke, but Thor is serious.

Although Xiaolin was not averse to whale meat, he always felt that something was wrong about letting Thor catch a whale for no reason.

"This is unscientific! Only planets with very low gravity could give birth to such a large land animal. Logically speaking, in a gravity environment similar to that of the Earth, it should turn into a pool of meat paste!"

Haibara Ai walked forward and looked at the animal head carefully. Her little face was full of disbelief. She felt that her common sense was severely challenged.

Fortunately, she is not a little girl who has never seen the world.

Strictly speaking, the existence of Borsalino and Esdeath is enough to subvert Haibara Ai's cognition.

"Well... well, Master, this tiger is my gift. How about I find some hunters to skin it and use it as a blanket for you?"

The passerby scratched his head. Compared with the gift given by Esdeath, the tiger he had spent a lot of effort to catch seemed really not that good.

However, giving such a large tiger skin as a gift is quite sincere. If it were placed in the world before he traveled through time, it would not be surprising for such a large tiger skin to be sold for hundreds of millions.

Even the largest Siberian tiger is nothing compared to this giant tiger. The skin of this giant tiger, which is the only one of its kind in the world, would definitely fetch a sky-high price if it were put up for auction.

"Why bother killing it for the sake of this old Taoist? Just keep it...in captivity in the mountains."

Zhang Sanfeng had a headache. Although Taoism was not like Buddhism that prohibited killing, at least the Wudang Sect did not emphasize these things. But for the sake of his 100th birthday, he killed two such giant beasts one after another, which was somewhat unacceptable to Zhang Sanfeng.

There is nothing we can do about the animal head that Esdeath sent since it is already dead, but we should just let the giant tiger sent by a passerby continue to live.

However, looking at the giant tiger's body, which is much stronger and more ferocious than ordinary tigers, it would probably bring disaster to the people if it were really released into the wild.

In desperation, Zhang Sanfeng had no choice but to raise the giant tiger on Mount Wudang. At least there were his disciples watching over it, and he didn't have to worry about the giant tiger coming down the mountain to eat people.

"Eh? You don't want to peel the skin and make a blanket... What a pity. I was thinking of peeling the tiger's penis... Ahem, this is also good. Saving a life is better than building a seven-story pagoda."

The passers-by looked at the giant tiger with a bit of regret. The tiger, which was frightened by the huge beast head and lying on the ground, did not realize...

It had just been at the gates of hell, and even its little brother almost left it.

Just when passers-by were feeling extremely regretful, Haibara Ai used the transaction function of the chat group to deliver two large backpacks of medicines and injections that she had prepared in advance directly to Fubuki's hands.

"Master, this is the birthday gift that Fubuki and I prepared for you. It includes 3,000 servings of portable antibiotic injections and 500 boxes of aspirin..."

Haibara Ai and Fubuki came to Zhang Sanfeng together, and two oversized marching backpacks were floating behind Fubuki.

After Huihara Ai explained to Zhang Sanfeng the effects and uses of these injections and medicines, Zhang Sanfeng, who had a headache just now, finally smiled.

Having practiced martial arts to this level, although he is not immune to all diseases, he is rarely troubled by illness.

But Zhang Sanfeng has always been very compassionate to the people, and the Wudang Sect is a well-known upright sect in the martial arts world. In Zhang Sanfeng's eyes, Huibara Ai and Fubuki have brought him countless merits and blessings!

The little Taoist boy Song Qingshu stared at the two oversized backpacks without blinking, wondering if these guests of his master's were all gods or monsters that had descended from heaven, otherwise how could they look so strange and have so many incredible gifts.

The gorilla monster could summon such a big tiger. The woman with long blue hair waved her hand and an iceberg appeared. She waved her hand again and the iceberg broke open, revealing a huge animal head inside. No one knew what monster's head it was.

And the first person who appeared was a ten-foot-tall god-like being, so handsome that he did not look like an ordinary human being. Even Pan An and Song Yu were probably no more handsome than him?

At this moment, another white light lit up, and Jotaro Kujo with a cold face appeared in front of everyone. He was also the last member of the group to arrive.

"Mr. Borsalino, long time no see."

Jotaro Kujo subconsciously looked at everyone present, and his eyes soon fell on his only acquaintance, Borsalino.

Although for Borsalino, going to the JOJO world was just a few months ago.

But for Jotaro Kujo, several years have passed.

"Um, it's Jotaro."

Borsalino glanced at Jotaro and found with some regret that Jotaro's strength seemed to be weaker than before. He didn't know whether it was because he neglected training or for some other reason.

However, Borsalino did not mean to give a special reminder.

After all, without crises and powerful enemies, few people can persist in exercising.

Even Borsalino was in a state of decadence for a period of time, and even gave up his layout in the revolutionary army.

Fortunately, Borsalino joined the dimensional chat group and found a new way forward, and he cheered up.

"Master Zhang, this sword is a birthday gift. I wish you good health..."

Jotaro took off the long sword wrapped in cloth on his back.

Therefore, since they had agreed before to come and celebrate Zhang Sanfeng's birthday, in order to prepare a gift, Jotaro specially found a blacksmith shop that still insisted on hand-making weapons, and personally made a long sword for Zhang Sanfeng.

Just by looking at the obviously hand-forged sword and the thick calluses on Jotaro's fingers, Zhang Sanfeng understood the young man's intention and took the sword with both hands.

"What a nice sword, thank you."

Zhang Sanfeng flicked his fingers lightly on the blade, and the seemingly ordinary sword body emitted a long vibrating sound, as if it was not a long sword used to kill people, but a special musical instrument.

"sounds so good……"

Thor squinted his eyes and raised his head, quietly listening to the sound of the sword, until the sound gradually disappeared, then he turned around and looked at Xiaolin excitedly, his beautiful big eyes full of "want".

"No, no, there are children at home, we can't leave dangerous weapons."

Kobayashi shook his head violently and rejected Thor's request. Although Kanna was actually a white dragon much older than her, Kobayashi always treated Kanna as a child because he only looked at her appearance.

However, judging from the age of the dragons, Kanna is indeed a child.

"Master, this is a gift from my cousin Xiao Yan and I. May you be blessed with good fortune as vast as the East Sea...er, and live as long as the Southern Mountains!"

Xiao Mei, who had pink hair, stepped forward timidly. As the only genuine minor in the chat group, it was not surprising that Xiao Mei felt nervous.

I just thought of my cousin Xiao Yan’s instructions.

Moreover, Zhang Sanfeng looked extremely kind, so Xiao Mei was able to muster up the courage to present the gift box in her hands to him with both hands.

"Thank you very much. Please also thank our friend Xiao Yan for me."

Although Xiao Mei's gift was obviously much more shabby than others, and she even stuttered and almost forgot the words, Zhang Sanfeng's attitude did not change at all. He still stretched out his hands and solemnly took the gift box.

Seeing this, Orochimaru and Tony Stark also presented gifts respectively. Orochimaru presented a tube of light green injection. It is said that as long as the injury is not fatal, an injection can save the patient's last breath.

Borsalino could sense an astonishing vitality from the injection. The vitality contained in less than 20 milliliters of unknown liquid was not much different from that of an A-class hero in the One Punch World.

Stark gave an authentic painting by Wu Daozi from the Tang Dynasty, which he reportedly bought for seven million US dollars. Fortunately, he was able to give such a targeted gift.

Unfortunately, Stark didn't know Zhang Sanfeng well enough. If he had a choice, the old Taoist would probably prefer antibiotics that cost only a few thousand dollars rather than so-called celebrity calligraphy and paintings.

"Everyone, just follow me." Zhang Sanfeng picked up two oversized backpacks and walked briskly in the front.

Taoist boy Song Qingshu quickly followed the master, holding other gifts.

Although there were some handsome men among those strange guests, Song Qingshu still felt a little scared by the gorilla monster and the iron man with high eyebrows and deep eyes. He didn't dare to stay with these people without his master.

Borsalino called out to Fubuki and followed with Esdeath. As for the head of that super dangerous species, it didn't matter if it left it there.

Even a dead super-dangerous species still exudes a very terrifying aura. Even a giant tiger caught by passers-by almost peed itself in fear in front of the animal head. There is no need to worry about any accidents happening if it is left here.

Everyone then followed Borsalino, talking and laughing. They had been in the chat group for so long, but this was the first time they met their regular chat friends. They felt very fresh about each other.

Especially the good friends Fubuki and Haibara Ai, who were almost beheaded a chicken and burned yellow paper to become sworn sisters. Even Orochimaru had a good chat with Stark.

Although one of them is described as a 'mad scientist' and a 'mastermind', and the other is described as a 'playboy' and an 'arms dealer', they had the experience of jointly establishing a laboratory, so there was no obstacle at all when they met and communicated with each other for the first time.

Seeing that they seemed to have met too late, Borsalino had no doubt that they would join forces to produce biological weapons later.

After they left the back mountain, they soon arrived at a villa. Zhang Sanfeng, who was celebrating his 100th birthday, specially prepared a banquet in the Wudang courtyard to entertain the guests who came from other worlds to celebrate his birthday.

But before Zhang Sanfeng had the time to chat with the others, a little Taoist boy ran over anxiously. He said something that made Zhang Sanfeng's face change slightly.

"My dear friends, you have come from afar, but I have urgent matters to attend to, so I cannot entertain you wholeheartedly. I hope you can forgive me for my impoliteness."

Zhang Sanfeng made a decision after pondering for a moment. He first apologized to everyone and asked his disciple Song Qingshu to stay and entertain the guests on his behalf. Then, with a serious expression, he left with the new Taoist boy.

Everyone looked at each other, and finally Borsalino took the initiative to speak and asked everyone to sit down and eat first.

The passers-by who were time travelers were also very cooperative, and soon everyone sat down at the round table. There was a special Taoist priest who was in charge of the banquet in the courtyard, and soon delicious dishes were served like flowing water.

“These are all Chinese dishes I’ve never seen before!”

Xiao Lin took out his cell phone and started taking pictures non-stop.

The only pity is that after leaving her original world, her mobile phone could not connect to the internet, otherwise she could have posted it online to show off.

"If Xiaolin likes it, I'll make it for you when I learn how to cook it!"

Thor, sitting in a chair, wagged his big tail, wondering where to find the recipes for these dishes later.

"Hey, stupid... ahem, passerby, what's going on with Master Zhang?"

Haibara Ai subconsciously wanted to call the passerby's nickname, but when she really faced this muscular burly guy who was over two meters tall, she couldn't help but feel a little scared, and the stupid dog that was about to be eaten became a food.

Most members of the chat group know that if you have any questions, just ask passers-by.

The only problem is that this guy's memory is not very good. Except for a few anime including JOJO that he likes very much, he only remembers a few bits and pieces of many plots.

Especially in the Conan world where Haibara Ai lives, passers-by simply remember a few main characters, which almost made Haibara Ai angry to death.

"Uh, little brother, has your Wudang Sect's Zhang Wuxia returned?"

The passerby scratched his head and asked the little Taoist boy Song Qingshu beside him.

If he remembered correctly, it seemed that Zhang Cuishan returned to Wudang Mountain with his wife and children for Master Zhang's 100th birthday party, and was visited by the six major sects.

Zhang Cuishan, who would rather die than reveal the whereabouts of his sworn brother Xie Xun, chose to commit suicide. Yin Susu, who had once caused Yu Sanxia, ​​one of the Seven Heroes of Wudang, to become disabled, also chose to commit suicide for love. Before her death, she left the famous saying "The more beautiful a woman is, the more likely she is to lie" to Zhang Wuji.

"How did you...how did the distinguished guest know about this?"

Song Qingshu was somewhat timid in front of the 'gorilla monster', but believing that his master would not harm him, he still mustered up the courage to ask back.

"It seems that this time period is correct... This is what happened..."

Passersby also wanted to ask Zhang Sanfeng for help.

Although he didn't think Xie Xun was innocent, there was really no need for Zhang Cuishan to die for Xie Xun.

It's just that the passers-by couldn't think of how to help for a while. With his strength, it wouldn't be difficult to drive away the six major sects, but the problem was that the Wudang Sect would definitely not accept such a simple and crude approach.

In desperation, the passerby could only tell everyone everything he knew and ask everyone if there was any solution.

The little Taoist boy Song Qingshu's eyes almost popped out when he heard this. He was extremely certain that this group of people must be gods or monsters, otherwise how could they know things that had not yet happened.

"Isn't this a simple matter? Since Zhang Cuishan doesn't want to reveal the whereabouts of his brother, we can help drive away those who come to interrogate him!"

Tony Stark spoke carelessly. He totally couldn't understand what was so tangled about. With their backing, the Wudang Clan could easily drive away those who came to cause trouble.

If they are not convinced, they can just go to the judicial department to file a complaint, and then the two sides will argue back and forth, and it will take ten or eight years before it ends in nothing.

Mr. Stark is very familiar with this process. Every year, Stark Industries faces countless lawsuits and counter-lawsuits. If Mr. Zhang needs it, he can lend out a platoon of lawyers to help with the lawsuit.

"It's too troublesome. Just kill all the troublemakers. If Master Zhang is inconvenient, I don't mind helping out."

Esdeath was very impatient. After her last experience in the world where Borsalino was, she had thought that even if there was no strong man like Borsalino this time, she would at least be able to find a few decent opponents.

It can be seen that after Wen Sebaiqi swept around, except for Zhang Sanfeng who was slightly interesting in the chat group, the rest were all rotten fish and shrimp.

Moreover, the number of strong people in the chat group was much smaller than she had imagined.

Even the powerful Orochimaru is far inferior to Borsalino.

The only person who could be considered an opponent was the girl with horns and a tail, but Borsalino would not allow her to fight, which was very boring.

Song Qingshu was trembling on the side. Even though it was just a little murderous intent released unintentionally by Esdeath, and even Haibara Ai who was sitting a little further away didn't notice it, it was enough to scare the young Taoist boy to death.

Fortunately, Esdeath's murderous intent was only fleeting. If she had not been completely relaxed, she would not have been unable to control her murderous intent.

"If it's just quadriplegia, I should be able to solve it..."

Orochimaru spoke slowly. Although he had not yet reached the point where he could create a human out of thin air, at this stage Orochimaru already had a lot of experience in human body modification.

Not to mention that Yu Daying was only paralyzed in all four limbs, even if all four limbs were cut off, Orochimaru could reattach them, and it was even possible to transplant new limbs to Yu Daying.

Of course, Orochimaru didn't suddenly become overwhelmed with love.

What really made him want to help was the brand new world where Zhang Sanfeng lived.

That is the resources of the entire world. Even though the average strength is much lower than that of the ninja world, there are many things that Orochimaru wants.

"If she can be cured, given Yu Daying's personality, he should forgive Yin Susu! Then the only ones left are the six major sects and those martial artists..."

The passers-by's eyes lit up when they heard this. After all, Yin Susu was only an indirect cause of Yu Daying's quadriplegia. As long as Yu Daying's limbs could be cured, I believe the other Seven Heroes of Wudang would also be willing to accept Yin Susu.

However, the real problem lies with Zhang Cuishan's sworn brother Xie Xun. Although the Golden Lion King killed innocent people indiscriminately, the main reason was that he was tricked by Cheng Kun, but there were more than one or two people who died at his hands.

Out of brotherhood, Zhang Cuishan was unwilling to reveal the whereabouts of Xie Xun, nor did he want to implicate his master and fellow disciples, so the only option he had was to commit suicide to apologize to the world.

"It's really a difficult thing..."

Haibara Ai frowned. She could not understand the so-called martial arts world and chivalrous spirit.

People only roughly understood Zhang Cuishan's situation as someone who knew the whereabouts of a serial killer, but was unwilling to reveal the other person's whereabouts.

What’s worse is that this person admitted that he knew the whereabouts of the murderer, but refused to tell anyone.

If it weren't for the fact that Zhang Cuishan was one of their own in a sense, and according to passers-by, Zhang Cuishan was unwilling to speak even at the cost of committing suicide, even Haibara Ai would think that he had a problem with his brain.

Even in modern society where laws are highly valued, Zhang Cuishan's behavior is a typical act of sheltering someone.

"Well, I have some ideas here. What do you think of them?"

Borsalino was also a little speechless. If someone around him, such as Vivian or Nami, wanted to cover up for others, with Borsalino's character, he would naturally protect them without hesitation and stand on the side of Vivian and Nami.

However, Zhang Sanfeng would definitely not accept such an approach. If he wanted to have the best of both worlds, he could only start from the ancient oriental traditional thoughts and culture.

If there is anything that can override the blood feud, it can only be the national hatred. It just so happened that Zhang Sanfeng personally experienced the change of dynasties from the Song Dynasty to the Yuan Dynasty.

He had a natural hostility towards the Mongols. In addition, the entire family of Guo Xiang, the Emei heroine whom he admired in his early years, died in the war when the Mongols invaded the Southern Song Dynasty. Zhang Sanfeng would not object to using the cause of resisting the Yuan Dynasty to offset the blood feud.

It has only been a few decades since 100,000 soldiers and civilians jumped into the sea and sacrificed their lives in the Battle of Yashan. As long as the anti-Yuan ideology, which is already popular in the martial arts world, can be guided and this force can be completely turned towards the anti-Yuan cause, the Wudang Sect will be morally invincible.

Since Zhang Cuishan was willing to commit suicide for Xie Xun, he would not refuse to persuade Xie Xun to join him in fighting against the Yuan Dynasty.

As long as Xie Xun devoted himself to the anti-Yuan cause, even if those enemies were unwilling to let him go, they would not be able to attack Zhang Cuishan morally, and they could not even cause trouble for Xie Xun openly, otherwise they would be regarded as a lackey of the court.

When Borsalino finished speaking his thoughts, everyone present fell into silence unconsciously.

They didn't know the history of the Song and Yuan dynasties, but they were still extremely shocked to see that Borsalino was leading a group of people to subvert a country with tens of millions of people with just a few gestures.

"This...isn't this a bit exaggerated..."

Kobayashi looked around and spoke nervously in a low voice.

"To overthrow a country... Is it necessary to go to this extent?"

Haibara Ai was also very shocked. The most exaggerated thing she had imagined was still limited to giving sufficient compensation to the victims, including the six major sects.

Who would have thought that Borsalino would make a big splash and even want to overthrow a country to help Zhang Cuishan escape.

"Great! I like this plan, let me be the general! No matter what country it is, I can destroy it!"

Esdeath, however, showed a very excited expression, participating in a war of annihilation level in a completely unknown world. And from Borsalino's description, this seemed to be a huge country that was no smaller than the Empire.

This approach was exactly what she wanted. Even though theoretically it did not benefit her at all, she was willing to take the initiative to participate in this war.

"Haha, as expected of Borsalino-kun, this is a really good plan. If you want to overthrow this country, you can count me in as one..."

Orochimaru licked his lips. At first, he was a little disapproving of Borsalino's actions. He thought that there was no need to go to such lengths to help Zhang Sanfeng's disciple.

But when Esdeath spoke, Orochimaru suddenly realized what a large-scale war would mean to Konoha Village.

Even if the Konoha ninjas were unable to personally participate in this war, simply selling weapons and supplies would bring in unimaginable huge profits for Konoha and even the Land of Fire.

It is a country that is larger than all the countries in the ninja world combined. Even basic trade can make the Fire Nation very wealthy.

"Hey! When it comes to war, how can we forget Stark Industries! I have all the weapons you need!"

Tony Stark's eyes lit up at this time.

Perhaps because of Borsalino's intrusion, he missed an experience, and he didn't see Dr. Ethan die to protect him. Today, Stark is still a standard arms dealer.

If there was anything he looked forward to more than an arms order, it was a large or even more arms orders.

The only pity is that the technological level of this world does not seem to be very high. Even if Stark Industries is willing to sell, it can probably only sell some low-end goods.

Fortunately, as an arms dealer, Stark is not picky. The key is that he got inspiration from the plan proposed by Borsalino.

There are so many members in this chat group, and so many worlds are infinite markets waiting for Stark Industries to develop. Even if there is no demand, he can find a way to create demand. This is the real way to make a fortune!

(End of this chapter)