Chapter 113 The source of Li Zhishan’s pain!

Chapter 113 The source of Li Zhishan’s pain!

After teasing Liu Li, the meal is not ready yet.

Qin Han scrolled through his Moments again and soon saw the Moments that Tang Tang had posted today, which was another nine-square grid.

The blue sky, the vast prairie, the snow-capped mountains looming in the distance, and the two pretty girls in the middle ground, all smile at the camera.

One is Wu Manni and the other is Tang Tang.

There are also photos of the two of them riding horses, Wu Manni riding a white horse and Tang Tang riding a black horse, the two standing one in front and one behind, with their backs, side faces, and front faces.

Judging from the photos, the two had a very happy trip to Altay.

Three days ago,
Through the circle of friends, Qin Han learned that the two had finally arrived at their destination, which was Altay.

Unexpectedly, three days later, they were still there.

Qin Han liked it, and then commented below: "The scenery is beautiful and the people are even more beautiful. Have fun and have a safe journey! Remember to eat mooncakes during the Mid-Autumn Festival~"

After reading the circle of friends,

Qin Han felt a little strange. Why didn’t the two of them say they would come back for the Mid-Autumn Festival? Don’t they need to reunite with their families?
When thinking of reunion, Qin Han thought of his parents.

He quickly made a video call to his mother. After a while, the call was answered and a middle-aged woman with long black hair and delicate features appeared on the screen.

This is Qin Han’s mother, Miao Lan.

Qin Han grinned and called out affectionately, "Mom, I greet you. Where's my dad?"

"Hey! Do you still remember us two old guys? Go ask your dad to video chat with him, why are you video chatting with me? Hang up." He said he would hang up, but Miao Lan did not.

"Hey, don't, don't, don't!"

Qin Han smiled and said, "I'm just asking casually. Actually, the person I want to find most is you, mom. Mom, are you doing well recently?"

"not good."

"What's wrong? Did my dad make you angry again?"

At this time,

A middle-aged man with an elegant appearance, black-framed glasses and a bookish look appeared next to him. This was Qin Han's father, Qin Changqing.

"Qin Han, please don't put the blame on me. Your mother and I have a good relationship."

"Dad, are you doing well recently?"

"not good."

"Did my mom make you angry?"

Miao Lan couldn't help laughing and scolded, "You bastard, you're just playing dumb here. Tell me, you're already over 30 and still haven't started a family. How can this be okay for me and your dad? We're both over 50, buried up to our necks in the dirt and still don't have a grandson... How can this be okay?"

"Qin Han..."

Qin Changqing took over the conversation and said earnestly: "When it comes to your generation, our Qin family has been relying on you for the succession. You are still reluctant to get married... Your grandfather and uncles are also worried. They call me every now and then to ask if you have found a girlfriend..."

"..."

Qin Han was speechless. Since you can't give birth to a son, why do you put all the incense on me?
So since I'm a man, I deserve to be unlucky.

There are three sons in the Qin family. Qin Changqing is the eldest, and his two younger brothers are Qin Han’s uncles. The two uncles have four children in total, all girls.

Qin and Han became the only remaining descendants.

Ugh……

Qin Han rubbed his brows and quickly interrupted, "Okay, okay, I know, Dad, I know, don't say anymore."

Without this interruption, the old couple could talk nonstop for an hour.

"Well, I called just to tell you that I won't be going back for the Mid-Autumn Festival. It's almost the National Day. I'll go back after the National Day. I'll have a longer vacation then."

"Humph! I knew that you must have something to do since you rarely call me. It doesn't matter if you don't come back. Your dad and I are going on a trip tomorrow, and I'll have to serve you when you come back."

"Travel? That's great. Where are you planning to travel?"

"Don't worry about it. Find a girlfriend and bring her back to us. This is the top priority. Do you hear me?"

Okay, here we go again!
Qin Han could only smile bitterly and said, "Okay, okay, I got it, I got it. As you command, as you command.

Um, Mom, I've been doing well at work lately and got a bonus. I'll transfer some money to you later. You and my dad should spend some money. You don't have to be too frugal when you go traveling. Just buy whatever you like."

"No, no, keep it for yourself. We have money."

Miao Lan refused directly, and then complained: "Finding me a wife is better than anything else. Have you met a suitable one recently?"

Qin Han was about to speak when he suddenly saw Li Zhishan standing at the kitchen door from the corner of his eye, looking at him with anticipation and joy, her ears perked up high.

Qin Han paused for a moment, then changed the subject and said with a smile: "I've looked for it, and I'll bring it back for you to see."

Upon hearing this,
Li Zhishan and Miao Lan were both delighted. Seeing Qin Han waving his hand, Li Zhishan pouted her red lips, then turned around with a satisfied smile and went back into the kitchen to continue cooking.

Miao Lan was so surprised that her voice cracked, "Really?"

"Mom, this can't be fake. I wouldn't dare to lie to anyone but you, right?"

"Humph! How come you haven't fooled me enough?"

Miao Lan asked happily: "Where is that girl from? How old is she? What's her zodiac sign? Is she your colleague?"

“Mom mom mom… stop stop stop!”

Qin Han interrupted quickly and said, "Let's talk about this later. I'll tell you in detail when we get back, okay? I have something else to do now, so I'll tell you that I won't be going back for the Mid-Autumn Festival."

"Okay, okay, I got it. Then you won't come back. You can ask other girls out to play, watch a movie, have a meal, etc."

"Well, I know, do I need you to teach me these? Teacher Miao, Teacher Qin, goodbye."

finished,

Qin Han hung up the phone decisively and let out a long sigh.

Both my parents are teachers, so they are very eloquent, especially when it comes to finding a girlfriend, getting married and having children.

I can talk about it for three days and three nights without repeating myself!

She can even tell you about the story of Nuwa creating humans out of clay!

Qin Han just hung up the phone.
Li Zhishan trotted out of the kitchen with a smile on her face. She dived into Qin Han's arms like a young swallow, put her arms around his waist, tilted her pretty face up, and looked at him with her charming fox eyes sparkling.

She exhaled softly and said, "Dear, when are you going to take me home?"

"Do you think Mom and Dad will like me?"

"hehe."

Qin Han laughed, lifted her chin and pinched it gently, "Who said I would take you home?"

Li Zhishan's smile froze, and then she pouted and twisted around in his arms, unwillingly saying, "You said it, you said it, you just said it, everyone heard it! A man should not go back on his word!"

"Well~~~you just said it~~"

Feeling the softness, Qin Han said with a smile: "Okay, okay, I've said it, don't dawdle any more. If you dawdle any more, you will bear the consequences at your own risk!"

"Hehe~ You are so conceited, who is afraid of who?"

Li Zhishan smiled and said sweetly, "My dear, you have admitted it yourself now, so you can't regret it in the future."

"Ah."

"Then when will you take me back to meet our parents?"

"Hey, are you ashamed? They are my parents, who cares about you?"

"Hmph~ That's right~~"

……

As soon as the meal was over, the dining table turned into a battlefield.

It is a perfect interpretation of what a table with multiple uses means, and it also fully proves the durability of this marble dining table. It can not only easily bear the weight of two people, but also the impact of two people, without moving, shaking or swaying, and it is really solid.

……

Vertical sun.

When the sun was at noon, Qin and Han felt refreshed.

He glanced at the system interface, and the [Happiness Value] column showed: 19.

So many days have passed, and he hasn't even saved one-fifth of the money needed to upgrade to the next level. It's not that Qin Han is incompetent, he is just ridiculously strong now.

He has [Time Reversal], and once he feels that he can't hold on any longer, he can directly [Time Reversal] and quickly return to the original state.

As a result,
As long as he wants, he is almost made of steel, with no threshold and no CD.

One day and one night, no problem.

The reason why I only accumulated 19 happiness points is mainly because Li Zhishan's copy is not very good. The copy is often overloaded. Once it is overloaded...

The dungeon often goes on strike, and you can't even enter it, let alone grind it to gain experience...

Turning his head to look at Li Zhishan, who was lying there, too lazy to move, sweating all over as if she was exhausted, Qin Han reached out and patted her perky body twice.

He chuckled and said, "I'll introduce the two sisters to you later."

"Ok?"

Li Zhishan, who had closed her eyes to rest and secretly recover her blood, immediately opened her eyes. Her thick eyelashes trembled and she said coquettishly, "I won't see you."

"Hey? Why aren't you here?"

"No reason, I don't want to see you."

"Haha, it's good to get to know each other. Won't it mean that you will have someone to share your pressure in the future?"

"..."

Seeing that Li Zhishan remained silent, Qin Han teased, "Do you still have the strength to fight?"

Talking
He pretended to turn over and stand up, as if he was going to mount the horse and go down the dungeon again.

Li Zhishan was so frightened that her body twitched, her face turned pale, and she kicked, crying out, "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, come on, go over here."

"Ahahahaha... honey, I really can't take it anymore, no more, no more, I was wrong, please forgive me, do you want to kill me?"

"I was wrong, I was wrong..."

Qin Han stopped laughing and said, "Look, you can't do it alone. I introduced two helpers to you, but you don't want to... What should I do? It's difficult for me, right?!"

"..."

Li Zhishan gritted her teeth and glared at him angrily, "Pervert! Animal!"

"Eh? I'll just take it as a compliment from you, hahaha..."

Looking at Qin Han who was laughing heartily,
Li Zhishan bit her lip, feeling a sense of powerlessness in her heart. She had tried very hard, and every time she did her utmost to deal with the situation.

Sometimes I even have to grit my teeth and hold on!
But even so, it still didn’t work, it really didn’t work, in the end it still failed miserably, it was a complete failure…

Sometimes, she even fainted!

Li Zhishan felt that this was more tiring and difficult than running 3,000 meters when she was in school!

This person is simply not human!

How can one be so strong? How can one be so strong?

Although she had never had a boyfriend and had no experience in sex before, with the development of consulting services nowadays, she could find any kind of knowledge by just searching on the Internet.

The ones Li Zhishan saw were all ten or twenty minutes long, and rarely half an hour.

There are also many sisters complaining in the comment area, saying that their own homes only last five minutes, and many others said that it is less than five minutes...

To sum it up,
Half an hour is already very awesome and impressive. It is enough to be proud of and stand out from the crowd!

Those who lasted more than half an hour basically took medicine, so we won’t talk about that for now.

Can be the pillow of Qin and Han,
Li Zhishan knew very well that her man did not take the medicine and there was no such thing in the house!

She asked weakly in the comment section: Why is it that my family’s time is never less than an hour?
She was really asking the question sincerely, and hoped that there was an understanding sister or senior who could answer her question.

but,

Her comment was filled with ridicule.

'Your electric one is electric, right?'

'What brand is yours? Is it good?'

"An hour? Haha, then you'll get sparks from rubbing it, right?"

"Sisters, it's not good to take medicine frequently. If you take too much, you will become weak and can't even last a minute."

'How can an electric car be as comfortable as my automatic car? My car has temperature, do you have it?'

And so on,

Li Zhishan was both angry and amused by their weird words. These people were so pitiful, short-sighted and like frogs in a well.

If you knew that what I said was true, wouldn't you be so envious?
snort! !

I really want to record each of my private chats and send them to you, so that you can understand that there are always people better than you!
Just because yours doesn’t work doesn’t mean others won’t work either!

Although she couldn't find the answer, after this incident Li Zhishan also understood that her man was extraordinary, or had a unique talent that was far beyond ordinary people!
Logically speaking, this is a great thing for her, something that many women cannot even dream of.

But it’s okay once or twice, but I can’t help it happening every day, over and over again…

Even if it's a machine,
After running for a long time, it should be turned off and let cool down, right?

Thinking about my own experience,
Li Zhishan wanted to cry but had no tears. Suddenly, an idea came to her mind.

'like……'

'Does he have some truth in what he says?'

"If there is someone to share the burden, I can at least reduce my usage rate by half. In this way, I won't be so tired so often..."

Li Zhishan glanced at Qin Han, pouted, and said nothing.

This kind of thing should never be expressed lightly.

Once the door is opened, it will be difficult to stop it...

After breakfast,

Li Zhishan lay down on the sofa again. Qin Han was a little bored. Thinking about his previous proposal, he found Li Baobao on WeChat.

This woman is really...

Demolish the bridge after crossing the river; kill the donkey after it has done its job.

Ever since I told her about the trend of the futures market in September at the beginning of the month, this woman seemed to have disappeared from the face of the earth and has not contacted me anymore.

This behavior must be severely condemned!

Qin Han searched for several pictures on his mobile phone and sent them to Li Baobao one by one.

The first one is a well.

The second one is a bridge.

The third picture is a wolf, but this wolf’s eyes are all white.

send.

……

(End of this chapter)