Chapter 117 National Football Team Watching the Game, Arabian Nights Challenge
Chapter 117 National Football Team Watching the Game, Arabian Nights Challenge
9 month 4 day.
A question appeared on Bhu.
[What do you think of Song Wen needing to score six goals in tomorrow's game against Southampton? Can he do it? ]
The top comment on this question gave the following response.
Thank you.
I'm in Spain and just finished a drinking party with Cristiano Ronaldo and Messi.
When I saw the question asked by the thread starter, I smiled.
Since the questioner can ask such a question, he must be a fake football fan who doesn’t usually come into contact with football.
First of all, you need to understand a concept. The average number of goals in a football game is generally 0-4.
This number of goals refers to the result created by a total of 22 players from both teams.
In a football match, even if the total number of goals scored by both teams is six or more, it is already a very big game.
For a professional player, it is almost impossible to score six goals alone in the world's top league like the English Professional League.
To date, the number of players who have scored six solo goals in a single game can be counted on one hand.
Superstar Sivori, Barcelona striker Kubala, striker Bata, football king Pele and Australian striker Thompson.
Do you know what this concept is?
In the many years since the birth of the professional football league, countless players have emerged, but only these five people have achieved the feat of scoring six goals.
Every time this scene occurs, it can be said to be a miracle.
The purpose of this paragraph is to popularize some basic knowledge to some pseudo fans, so as to avoid some brainless nitpickers appearing in my subsequent remarks.
Next is the topic.
Let’s talk about Song Wen first.
To be honest, I am not like most people who blindly follow the trend.
In the eyes of many people, Song Wen seems to have become a leader of the contemporary younger generation. His future potential is immeasurable, and some even say that his future achievements will surpass those of Melo.
Whenever I see such remarks, I feel deeply that the Internet age has lowered the threshold for people to speak, so that I can always see various kinds of biodiversity.
I never believed that Song Wen could achieve great things.
It even seems to me that in a year at most, or half a year at least, he will completely become a clown.
The outbreak of this incident obviously verified my guess.
That’s right, I have never been optimistic about Song Wen’s future.
In my opinion, Song Wen is a typical example of someone who became famous at a young age and then became so inflated that he ended up destroying himself.
His current success is all based on the flattery of people around him.
He has not experienced any setbacks in his life.
Once such people encounter setbacks, they are likely to be completely devastated.
In the eyes of this young man, it seems that no one is worthy of his respect, which is why he said on the Internet that he wanted to score twice as many goals as the Chinese national team.
Because essentially, he looks down on the Chinese national football team.
He doesn't think the Chinese national team can win, and even if they win, he doesn't think they can score many goals.
But this time, the Chinese national football team did not disappoint us.
In fact, I watched that game.
The performance of the Chinese national football team in this final honor match that had nothing to do with qualifying was, on the contrary, the best and most positive performance in all the rounds of the World Cup qualifiers.
Combined with Zheng Zhi's remarks after the game, it can be seen that the Chinese national football team has suffered from Song Wen for a long time.
This time, the Chinese national football team seized the opportunity.
They launched a fierce counterattack.
And now, Song Wen is obviously going to pay a heavy price for his arrogance.
I have said before that it is basically impossible for a single person to score six goals in a game.
Then there might be some nitpickers who would argue with me and say that didn’t Song Wen also score five goals in the last game against Malta?
I would like to ask these brainless pseudo fans, what is the gap in strength between the England national team and Ipswich Town Club?
Although Southampton is only a mid-to-lower-level team in the Premier League, its overall strength is at least three levels higher than that of other teams.
You have to know that Malta doesn't even have players playing in the second-tier league.
From the perspective of strength positioning, Ipswich and Southampton are actually evenly matched opponents, or even slightly inferior.
How did you score six goals by yourself?
It is also worth mentioning that Song Wen’s remarks did not just cause a huge stir in China.
Even abroad, fans are discussing this matter now.
Do you think the Southampton players would know?
Will Southampton's coaching staff know?
Will Southampton's top management know?
Do you think they can afford to lose this person?
You have to know that Song Wen's words not only offended the fans of the Chinese national team, but also showed contempt for Southampton.
Southampton fans have already been cursing Song Wen online.
And now, the attention of football fans all over the world has been attracted by Song Wen’s clownish behavior.
As long as Southampton is not stupid, they will definitely give Song Wen absolute special care during the game.
You can lose the game, but you, Song Wen, must die.
So I can tell you clearly that it is pure fantasy for Song Wen to score six goals in the game against Southampton.
So under this premise, we can imagine what Song Wen will face next.
Although Song Wen's money has been transferred to the notary office, we see that he still has one thing to do.
That is to sincerely apologize to the national football team.
He has two choices.
One is to play dead and refuse to apologize.
The second is to apologize honestly.
But no matter what he chooses to do, his name will be engraved on the pillar of shame, and he will become a clown in the football world and be ridiculed by people.
And most importantly, it will have a huge impact on his mentality.
We just happened to discuss this topic at a dinner with Messi and Ronaldo.
What is the most important thing to become a superstar?
The answer is confidence.
It is self-confidence that allows you to dare to take action when facing the opponent's defense, dare to shoot, and dare to make a thrilling pass.
Without confidence, you can only be an average player.
After experiencing this storm, Song Wen’s self-confidence will be gone.
He had been smooth sailing along the way. He was obsessed with countless titles, including the Ipswich Miracle, the Tractor God, the Asian Football King, and the British Imperial Star. But now he has suddenly become a clown for people to laugh at.
I dare to assert that this game will become a watershed in Song Wen's career.
All we can say is that Song Wen's pride and arrogance led to his own downfall.
This comment received a lot of likes because it had so many words.
But it was originally just a trend on Zhihu.
After all, this guy just had dinner with Melo in England.
What he said is well-reasoned and logically clear, and it is hard not to be convinced.
But the real reason why he became popular was that a user named Song Wen gave him a like.
Although it is impossible to verify whether the account belongs to Song Wen himself, the comment was quickly spread.
And this like was indeed given by Song Wen.
Although Song Wen has a Baidu account, he almost never uses it.
There are already enough opportunities to show off in front of others, there is no need to pretend on Hu.
But he really likes to watch people brag on Hu.
Especially those who brag about themselves.
As we all know, the coolest way to show off is to step on other people's B.
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9 month 5 day.
It should have been an ordinary game, but at this moment it attracted the attention of fans all over the world.
Although Ipswich Town beat Arsenal and Tottenham at the start of the season, they only got a draw in the third game against Burnley.
This also caused them to drop from first place in the standings to fifth place.
Southampton ranked 13th with a record of one win, one draw and one loss.
Southampton is also a long-established team.
This team, originally founded by believers, is also known as the Saints.
Southampton has basically always played the role of a relegation team in the Premier League. Although the relegation journey every year is fraught with dangers, they have always been able to successfully avoid relegation at the last moment.
Although this team's record is not very good, they are known as the blood-making factory of the Premier League.
Southampton's ability to spot young players and develop potential is excellent.
Big-name stars such as Walcott, Bale, Mane, Van Dijk and others all made their mark at Southampton and were spotted by top clubs for their outstanding performances. Especially during the few seasons when Liverpool was rebuilding, Southampton was like Liverpool's youth training camp.
Liverpool fans said, "We are Liverpool and we will never take a single penny from our fellow Southamptonians."
Now Southampton's strength has declined again because the Reds have poached too many players in the past two years.
In the Douyin live broadcast room.
Zhan Jun and Fan Zhiyi were obviously not as relaxed as usual during the live broadcast.
Song Wen has already appeared in the starting lineup, and if nothing unexpected happens, there will not be too much pressure when playing against Southampton.
But the problem is that Song Wen has to score six goals in this game.
This is simply an impossible task.
Next to Zhan Jun and Fan Zhiyi sat several players from the national football team.
Zheng Zhi, Jiang Zhipeng, Zhang Yuning, Feng Xiaoting, Sun Ke and Yan Junling.
Although Zheng Zhi said at the time that the entire team wanted to watch the game, Fan Zhiyi's live broadcast room obviously could not accommodate so many people.
At this moment, the faces of the national football players were all flushed, and they were looking forward to the start of the game.
Fan Zhiyi sighed inwardly.
He didn't know what Song Wen was thinking.
This time, it was Zheng Zhi who contacted him first. He didn't want any money and just wanted to learn how to do live streaming.
During the last live broadcast, Zheng Zhi made a fool of himself, and it was obvious that he was here to get back at him this time.
But Song Wen didn't know why he agreed directly.
Zhan Jun was also a little worried, as Song Wen was almost challenging an impossible task today.
He looked at the lineups of both teams and began to explain:
"The game is about to start, let's take a look at the lineups of both teams. Southampton played in a 4-5-1 formation, which is a typical intensive defensive counterattack formation."
"And Ipswich, still took out the 4-4-2 formation they often use."
He paused, then said with some hesitation:
"Many fans must have known about today's game. Song Wen needs to find a way to score these... six goals..."
When talking about the six goals, even Zhan Jun himself felt a little guilty.
As a professional commentator, saying such things seriously goes against his cognition.
"Coach Fan, do you think it is likely that Song Wen will be able to complete this task today?"
Zhan Jun was asking Fan Zhiyi, but before Fan Zhiyi could even open his mouth, Zheng Zhi had already learned to answer.
"Scoring six goals in a game is almost impossible. But I think if it's Song Wen, he can definitely do it."
Feng Xiaoting saw Zheng Zhi using the method of flattery to kill Song Wen, and laughed and said:
"Yes, if it's Song Wen, it must be possible."
Jiang Zhipeng: "Song Wen can definitely do it."
After they finished speaking, they looked at each other and couldn't help but laughed out loud in schadenfreude.
Sun Ke said at the side:
"But it's still a little bit difficult. To be honest, I'm looking forward to today's game."
Yan Junling smiled:
"You played really hard in the last game."
Listening to the sarcastic remarks of several people, Fan Zhiyi felt extremely angry.
But now they are the passive party and cannot just turn hostile and lose their temper.
At the Portman Road Stadium, as soon as Song Wen stepped onto the field, he felt several unfriendly glances coming from the opposite side.
It was expected that Southampton players were unhappy with him.
After all, Song Wen's words and actions clearly showed contempt for Southampton, making them feel insulted.
At this moment, the Southampton players really only had that one thought in their minds.
The game can be lost, but Song Wen must die.
Feeling such malicious gazes, Song Wen waved at Grealish.
"What's wrong Song?"
Grealish ran over, scratching his butt.
Song Wen looked Grealish up and down, and said unhappily:
"Pull up your pants, and you won't have any energy at all."
Grealish looked down at his trousers and seemed a little hesitant.
His white shorts were even shorter than those of his teammates.
And it's a tight-fitting style.
In fact, according to his usual habits, he has already made it very high.
Both balls were wrapped so tightly that they couldn't swing anymore.
If you want to lift it up a little bit, you will need to adjust the sleeping position of your testicles.
"What are you standing there for? Come on."
Hearing Song Wen's urging, Grealish could only pull his pants up again.
Song Wen looked at Grealish's feet again.
"Why are you pulling your socks up so high? Put them down so your leg hair is showing."
Grealish could only do as he was told.
Looking at Grealish who had reached a new level of awesomeness, Song Wen seemed very satisfied and patted him on the shoulder.
"Very good, remember, I will pass the ball to you more today. When you get the ball, don't think too much, just show your footwork in front of them."
Song Wen often criticized Grealish for sticking to the ball during training. This time, when Grealish heard Song Wen take the initiative to let him take more ball, he was very happy and nodded excitedly.
Grealish, who was ready to play again, instantly attracted the attention of some Southampton players, which made Song Wen feel a lot more comfortable.
Diaomao walked over from the side with a serious expression.
"Song, don't worry. If anyone dares to touch you today, I will break his legs."
All Ipswich players know how important today's game is to Song Wen.
Although in their opinion, the task of scoring six goals in a single game seems like a fantasy, they have to ensure that Song Wen scores more goals no matter what.
They have long been a team that shares the same fate.
Song Wen patted Diaomao's shoulder with satisfaction, pointed at Southampton's defensive midfielder Romeu not far away and said:
"See that big fool? Give him a look."
Diao Mao glared at Romeu fiercely and bared his teeth.
Romeu seemed to have seen a lunatic and didn't dare to look at Diaomao.
Song Wen expressed great satisfaction.
With Diaomao Lashit as his two bodyguards, he felt relieved of some pressure before the game started.
And the game will start soon.
"With the referee's whistle, the game between the two sides officially began. The team wearing blue jerseys and attacking from the left side of the screen to the right side is Ipswich, who is playing at home today! And on the right side of the screen, attacking from right to left is Southampton. It can be seen that Ipswich's defense line is very deep today. But they did not just park the bus blindly. They separated two people and chose to mark Song Wen at the beginning of the game."
Southampton's formation before the game was a 4-5-1 formation, but at the start of the game, the three midfielders chose to retreat, while the other two midfielders directly guarded Song Wen from the left and right, as if they didn't even want Song Wen to receive the ball, leaving only a single striker hanging alone in the front.
Song Wen thought about it and decided to give up deliberately accumulating the energy of the Sea Cucumber players for this game.
Scoring six goals in a game is also a huge challenge for him.
He couldn't possibly put all his hopes on the second forty-five minutes of the second half.
And what is the best way to crack Southampton's bus-parking tactics?
Just score goals earlier and faster!
Once a goal is scored, the bus parking tactic will no longer be effective.
So in this game, using sea cucumber players is not the best choice.
Now he has been forced into a desperate situation. The fans outside want to watch the fun, the Chinese national football team wants to see the joke, and Southampton wants to embarrass him.
Then he would have to use nuclear weapons.
[Nuclear Kindness: Being kind to others will increase your energy. If you don't receive a yellow card in two games, you can activate the nuclear power mode for your third game, greatly increasing your strength.]
Driven by the nuclear power, Song Wen felt that his whole body was instantly filled with strength.
Davis, who was guarding Song Wen, opened his eyes wide.
The man in front of me looked at him with a face full of disbelief.
Because he was relatively close, he could see with his own eyes that the man's chest muscles had visibly grown two levels higher.
The arms have become stronger.
The thigh muscles make the shorts look fuller and sexier.
While he was stunned, Song Wen suddenly started moving, and Davis, who was stuck in position, was just bumped into, staggered two steps and almost fell to the ground.
Davis subconsciously reached out and grabbed the corner of Song Wen's clothes.
But Song Wen was not affected at all, and he pulled Davis and rushed forward.
After two steps, Davis fell flat on his face.
(End of this chapter)