Chapter 123 Adasi, you know my tricks
Chapter 123 Adasi, you know my tricks
Don’t force yourself to fit into a circle that you can’t fit into.
Of course, if you really want to squeeze it, there is no way around it, the garlic cloves can get mixed into the oranges.
Xue Jian was like a natural chasm that separated Lin Li and Bai Bufan from each other, and separated father and son from each other.
As for who is the father and who is the son, both of them have their own answers in their hearts.
"Teacher, why don't you sit in my seat? Yongfei just came to me for something. I'll go talk to him now." Zhou Baowei stood up and said at this time.
Everyone at the table widened their eyes.
This kid wants to leave all of them behind to survive!
After the surprise came regret, wondering why I didn’t think of it. Unfortunately, there can only be one person who eats the crab.
Now that Xue Jian was right in front of them, everyone could only clench their fists to express their anger, and no one even dared to speak up to stop him.
But this time everyone really misunderstood Zhou Bao.
He was simply afraid that if Xue Jian was added to the table, there wouldn't be enough food.
And according to calculations, the students at the next table should have smaller appetites, and since there are fewer people, they can eat even more!
This is pure foodie trick.
"Okay, let's start eating." Xue Jian agreed with Bao Wei's suggestion, sat down in his seat, glanced at the most dangerous people in the class at the table, and nodded with satisfaction in his eyes.
Staring at this group of people, he felt relieved.
then.
Although we are in the same space, people's joys and sorrows are not shared.
"Fuck, today was so much fun..."
"Awesome, by the way, XXX, fill up your dad's drink..."
"What are you planning to do tonight?"
"Dry."
These were conversations at other tables, and Lin Li just thought they were noisy.
Confucius once said that not talking while eating is a kind of etiquette. These people have no etiquette.
My table was quite quiet, and the occasional conversation was polite:
"Bufan, could you please pass me the tissue?"
"Of course, I'd be happy to do so."
"Thank you."
"You're welcome, it's my pleasure."
Look at what Xue Jian has done to everyone here.
Are the words they say still human language?
It can only be said that Xue Jian, the serious middle-aged man, is still too oppressive. Only Lin Li has alleviated most of his fear because he has been scolded so many times.
The atmosphere at the table became more and more uncomfortable as Lin Li thought about it, so his expression turned cold and he decided to take revenge on Xue Jian.
You know, as a cultivator, Lin Li has plenty of means.
……
Xue Jian stretched out his chopsticks, which were suspended in the air, and then he retracted them.
Is it my own illusion?
Why is it that every time I want to pick up some food, someone is turning the table?
……
"When the leader picks up food, I turn the table. When the leader opens the door, I get in the car. When the leader toasts, I don't drink. When the leader walks, I ride in the car."
"When the leader talks, I chat; when the leader's mistress, I touch her; when the leader drinks water, I brake; when the leader takes the microphone, I change the song."
Lin Li was humming a song about promotion skills and was in a good mood. He felt that he was indeed a master of promotion and possessed the most powerful promotion tool.
Lin Li's method was indeed very effective. It would have been even more effective if Bai Bufan had not said something like "Lin Li, why are you turning the table so secretly?" and Xue Jian had heard it.
To fight is to kiss, to scold is to love.
Xue Jian loved him deeply at that time, and Lin Li kissed Bai Bufan very happily afterwards.
Lin Li was standing at the door of the hotel at this time, leaning against the wall, looking at the passers-by.
He ate quite fast, and it was not very comfortable for him to eat with Xue Jian, so he finished eating quickly and left first. Most people were still eating slowly.
The plan for the evening was to drive to Pingjiang City's more prosperous commercial district and let everyone move freely.
Although we didn't leave the province, it was still a seven or eight hour round trip, and there would always be people who wanted to buy something.
And it's also nice to take a look at the commercial areas of big cities.
These are things that cannot be seen in Xiling Town.
"Squad leader, why are you getting off the bus now?" Lin Li asked curiously when he noticed Chen Yuying getting off the bus out of the corner of his eye.
"I didn't take the lip gloss. I need to apply it after dinner." Chen Yuying explained, waving the lip gloss in her hand.
“So—” Lin Li was about to continue chatting when his expression suddenly changed and he became serious in an instant.
An emergency! An emergency! We must hurry!
He picked up the phone and started typing. If Bai Bufan didn't reply to him within three seconds, Lin Li would call him.
But fortunately, Bai Bufan immediately replied to himself with a 1.
Lin Li continued to concentrate to prevent any accidents from happening to the target.
"What happened?" Chen Yuying asked with some confusion and nervousness when she saw this situation.
"Look over there, squad leader." Lin Li reminded.
Chen Yuying looked over, but there seemed to be nothing worth noting in the picture.
At this time, hurried footsteps were heard behind the two of them.
Lin Li turned around and saw that almost half of the people at his table had rushed out. After seeing Lin Li, Bai Bufan lowered his voice and asked anxiously, "Where are you?!"
"At ten o'clock, pretend to chat, but don't go too far!"
"The sun is so bright tonight."
"Yeah, yeah, the sunset is beautiful too."
The target that Lin Li and others were following did notice a large group of students suddenly gathered at the hotel entrance, but they didn't take it seriously. After taking a quick glance, they continued walking forward.
And when she walked through the hotel entrance with her back to everyone.
Everyone was more orderly than in military training. They all stood at attention, turned right, and began to salute in silence.
Everyone didn't even blink until the target turned the corner and disappeared from sight. "The ceremony is over."
After Lin Li gave the order, everyone relaxed a little and began to sigh:
"Good legs, can play for years."
"Yes, I want to lick it."
"It's a worthwhile trip."
"A big city is indeed a big city. These legs are really too big for a big city."
"I will forgive you for beating me today." Bai Bufan rubbed his dry eyes and patted Lin Li's shoulder with satisfaction.
The message Lin Li just sent to Bai Bufan consisted of only six words, without any punctuation marks - "There's legs at the door, come quickly."
As for why a group of people came, it’s like this among buddies, news spreads easily.
"I haven't finished my meal yet. I'll go back and continue eating. Lin Li, you keep an eye on it and notify us if there is any situation." Wang Ze said as he turned around and walked back to the restaurant, with grease stains still on the corners of his mouth.
"No problem, this is what I should do." Lin Li nodded.
Brothers should share happiness.
"What are you doing?"
It was at this time that Xue Jian slowly came to the door, looking alert.
Just as he lowered his head to eat a bite of food, he noticed that half of the people at the table were gone, and he was almost scared.
“Enjoy the beautiful scenery of the big city of Pingjiang,” Lin Li explained.
"That's right." Everyone nodded.
Xue Jian frowned in confusion. This was right in front of a restaurant, and all he could see were other shops. What scenery was there to see?
Fortunately, Chen Yuying, whom he trusted the most, was also here.
"Yuying, what were they doing just now?" Xue Jian asked.
Under Lin Li's gaze, Chen Yuying pursed her lips and nodded: "They are really enjoying the scenery."
Xue Jian had no choice but to believe it.
After everyone left, Lin Li was left alone to accept Chen Yuying's contemptuous gaze.
"You boys are really..." Chen Yuying didn't know what to say for a moment.
"It's not that I'm lustful, it's just that the flowers were in full bloom when I came. If I don't take a few more glances at them, it would seem that I don't understand romance." Lin Li explained seriously, while staring at Chen Yuying's legs.
Chen Yuying: “…”
Now, are you still understanding the situation?
Because they were going to the amusement park today, the girl wore loose straight jeans for convenience and aesthetics. The beautiful curve of her legs was obscured, which made Lin Li feel a little sorry. Chen Yuying was glad that she escaped.
If she changed into high heels and a short skirt like the woman who just passed by, she would probably look better as the squad leader.
"Squad leader, regarding legs, I have some ideas..." Thinking this in his mind, Lin Li decided to share his insights.
"abnormal!"
Chen Yuying blushed and cursed softly, then without waiting for Lin Li to ask her to change her name, she trotted back with the lip gloss.
The squad leader gave up a way to success.
It doesn’t matter. I’ll try to persuade him more in the future and there will still be a chance.
He was the only one left at the door again, and Lin Li continued to efficiently use his eyes that were good at discovering beauty in life.
[Task 2 has been completed. 】
[You have received rewards: Title: Light of the Stream Spirit; Random Ability*1; Low-grade Spirit Stone*5; System Currency*200. ]
Lin Li, who was originally lazily staring at the pedestrians on the road, became serious again when he saw the message suddenly pop up in front of him.
My second task is to cooperate with the Demon Suppression Division to clear out three chicken farms.
Without the prerequisite of personally joining the game, obtaining accurate information about the chicken farm and providing it to the Demon Suppression Bureau can also be considered as in-depth cooperation. Now that the mission is completed, it means that the Xiling Demon Suppression Bureau has started and successfully carried out the demon-hunting operation again.
……
The Three Bridges of Xiling.
"Finally finished another file. How are the three places over there?" It was five o'clock on Friday, but today it was obviously impossible to get off work before ten o'clock. After sorting out the files, Yang Liang stood up and rubbed his waist, walked back and forth in the office, and asked colleagues at nearby workstations.
"There are still a lot of people to interrogate. We have arrested too many people." The colleague also sighed, and then saw Yang Liang's phone light up, and reminded him: "Yang Liang, someone sent you a message."
"Who?"
"The remarks are Lin Li, the poor child in brackets, the careless friendship in brackets, he said to you uncle, thank you for your hard work." The colleague read aloud after taking a look.
Yang Liang: “?”
It’s over. It’s over. It’s over.
Yang Liang had a bad feeling that he might have to stay at home today.
……
"Yang Liang:?"
"Yangliang: Xiaolin, I remember you went to Pingjiang City, didn't you make new friends?"
"Yang Liang: I can't participate in that area. I don't even know anyone there. I really can't help you this time."
Yang Liang responded to the message very quickly this time, and he was suspected to be suffering from Lin Li's PTSD.
It should be considered a work injury.
"Lin Li: No, no, no, I've been very obedient in Pingjiang. It's just that when I was sorting out the files on my phone just now, I found that the last map of Xiling chicken farming was incomplete and missed two items. I'm going to fill it in for you now. "File."
This was the intelligence I had used last time just in case.
Now that the mission is completed, it is no longer of any use and can be provided to the Demon Suppression Division.
This time it took a long time to reply to the message.
"Yang Liang: Thank you."
A long, long time passed.
"Yang Liang: Do you have any new ones? How about sending them all at once?"
A very, very long time passed.
"Yang Liang: Is it really true that you are gone? My heart is not very good, and sometimes I cannot stand the stimulation."
Asking for monthly ticket
(End of this chapter)