Chapter 125: The Thunder God of the World, Only I Can Survive
Chapter 125: I am the only Thunder God left in the world
I hope Bai Bufan won’t use dirty brotherhood to taint pure money next time.
This is blatant blasphemy.
After the play, the three decided to follow the choice of most of the class and go to Pingjiang’s most famous shopping mall in the commercial district.
On the way to the commercial center, the three of them were so busy that they couldn't move their eyes.
A big city is a big city. Its prosperity is incomparable to that of Xiaoxiling. There are constant hustle and bustle of traffic and flashing neon lights. It is clearly night, but it is as bright as day.
It doesn’t really matter whether it’s day or not, but each one is really white.
This is the good thing about summer, everyone wears less clothes.
However, girls still have to pay attention to their safety at times like this, as there are often men following them. Lin Li lost one last time.
"I have decided that I will work hard to stay in a big city like Pingjiang in the future!" A light of yearning lit up in Zhou Baowei's eyes.
"Pets are not allowed here." Bai Bufan said, pointing to the sign of the shop next door.
"Zoos will only be opened in the suburbs, so give up on me, Bao." Lin Li also nodded.
Zhou Baowei: “…”
These two guys are still performing steadily.
I feel like if I lick the corner of my mouth, I could poison myself to death.
"Fuck, is that lady a rich woman? Why does she look so handsome even when she's holding hands with that guy?" Bai Bufan pointed at a young couple not far away. Seeing that the woman was middle-aged but her boyfriend was young and handsome, he complained in a low voice.
"The flower language of steel wool is forbearance and wealth." Zhou Baowei also took a look and then sighed.
"I won't sacrifice myself for money." Bai Bufan curled his lips, "Not even if you give me two million."
“What if the rich woman recharges your Genshin Impact monthly cards every month?” Lin Li added.
"Let's reject the childish aesthetic, starting with you and me. You don't understand the charm of my old baby." Bai Bufan immediately said seriously and sincerely, "If it's the Genshin Impact monthly card, then I'm willing to do anything."
The raw stone is equivalent to US dollars, so Bai Bufan’s judgment is understandable.
The three of them just kept complaining about passers-by with the utmost malice and without any manners along the way.
After entering the shopping mall, the three of them began to look for stores that interested them.
"A big city is a big city. The prices here are higher than those in other cities." Three people came out of the gift shop empty-handed.
The prices were beyond budget.
I feel it is not as good as Pinduoduo.
"I can only say that I wanted to spend my money wisely, but I found that life is full of swords." Lin Li also sighed.
As a cultivator, it is really pitiful that he is still trapped by worldly gold and silver.
A sensible system should give itself gold coins at this time.
But this system is still not sensible.
"Has Coca-Cola in big cities all released blind boxes? I can afford it." When the three of them passed by a vending machine, Bai Bufan stopped.
On the side is a machine that does not display any drinks, but only question marks. It can be purchased for three yuan each, and it can dispense a random Coca-Cola product. In an era when 500 ml already costs four yuan, it seems to be cost-effective. However, it is indicated on the machine that some of the drinks are near-expiry products, but they will never expire.
As a fan of delicious food, Bai Bufan immediately went up to scan the code excitedly.
Zhou Baowei, a Pepsi fan, covered his nose as if he had seen a mobile toilet.
They often attack each other on this point, one saying Pepsi is a toilet cleaner and the other saying Coca-Cola is fermented urine.
As for whether Lin Li is a Coca-Cola fan or a Pepsi fan, it depends on whose Coke is closer to Lin Li.
"Lin Li, do you want to drink?" Bai Bufan turned his head and asked while scanning the code.
Lin Li nodded: "Okay."
"What is Pepsi?" Bai Bufan asked.
"Toilet cleaner!"
Gentlemen, Lin Li is a delicious party.
"Okay, then I'll buy two bottles." Bai Bufan was very satisfied.
With two clangs, the iced drink fell out.
Bai Bufan took it out with a grin.
Pure joy.
The suggested retail price is two dollars.
Bai Bufan: “?”
He squinted his eyes and looked at the machine. It turned out to be a product of Coca-Cola Company. Isn’t it a product of Coca-Cola?
It doesn’t matter, a small loss is not a big loss, there is still one bottle.
Ice dew.
The suggested retail price is one dollar, and it’s the god of air bottle cap cannons.
"Baowei, you are right, Coca-Cola is fermented urine." Bai Bufan picked up the drink and handed Binglu to Lin Li while speaking to Zhou Baowei expressionlessly.
The blind box machine played an indispensable role in the century-long reconciliation between the Coca-Cola Party and the Pepsi Party.
"Let's go. There's a LEGO flagship store over there. Let's go take a look and feast our eyes." After buying the drinks, the three continued to stroll around the shopping mall.
[The secret realm of Pingjiang has been broken into. When digesting the gains and losses, he unexpectedly meets a hidden master of Lei Dao who is teaching in the mortal world.
Now that we have this opportunity, why not go there right away and learn from it? 】
【Limited time mission triggered! 】
[Task 2: Within one hour, have a friendly competition with the Thunder Master nearby, show your perseverance and indomitable spirit, never admit defeat, and bravely pass the opponent's test.]
[Task Reward: Physical Improvement: The effect of the Pure and Righteous Thunder Controlling Body is increased by 100%; System Currency*50. ]
"Stop for a moment." Lin Li, who was walking leisurely on the road, stopped and shouted to Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei.
"What's wrong?" The two stopped and turned back, asking with some confusion.
Who is the master of thunder?
Didn’t Brother Xin already go in?
Lin Li turned his head and looked at the place where he had just triggered the task.
It is a maternity and baby products store.
But Lin Li's eyes were fixed on the advertising billboard at the door.
"We are now offering a labor pain experience! Just collect 18 likes and you can experience it for free! The full experience also includes coupons and physical rewards!"
Behind the advertising sign, through the transparent glass, you can see a middle-aged man sitting next to a labor pain experience machine, quietly waiting for his destined partner.
.
You call this a fucking thunder magic exchange.
Although this experience is indeed simulated through electricity.
But I'm the only one who got electrocuted, right?
However, although Lin Li had never experienced the pain of childbirth, he had heard about it. On the pain scale, it is level 10. You know, severe fractures or large-area burns can only be considered level 9!
Will you brave enough to pass the test?
Will he win? He's sure to win.
I'm sorry that I didn't let the pain delivery experience machine use its full strength.
But the reward is not bad. The improvement of Qingzheng Yulei Body's effect has brought about changes in thunder techniques that are visible to the naked eye. It is also the only means for him to become an immortal at present.
Besides, now that the mission has arrived, it is impossible for Lin Li not to give it a try.
"Why aren't you talking?" Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei came to Lin Li from behind and looked at the billboard with him.
The master of Lei Dao behind the glass seemed to have noticed the three people as well. He had stood up, with a smile on his face as if he was waiting for his destined person.
"It's free, we can afford it, what do you say?" Lin Li asked the two.
As he said before, when he was about to die, Lin Li planned to take his brothers with him as much as possible.
"Are you looking for trouble? Although I have never experienced it, it must be really painful, right? I'm afraid of pain, I don't want to do it." Bai Bufan first pretended to be a cowardly lizard.
"This doesn't start at level 10. You have to start from level 1 and increase it slowly. If you can't hold on any longer, just surrender. You're just here to have fun." Lin Li said.
Bai Bufan thought it made sense after hearing this. It wasn't like the kind of projects in an amusement park. Once the arrow is shot, there is no way back. So he became interested again.
"If you try it first, I can follow you. But this thing requires posting on WeChat Moments to collect likes, which is very troublesome," said Zhou Baowei.
"Eighteen is fine, just let Wang Ze and the others order one for us." Lin Li has already started scanning the code and posting it on WeChat Moments.
I first blocked my mother and some relatives, as well as my old friend, who would definitely ask me questions after seeing the message. After sending the message, I sent a message to the boys’ group, the black group, and the group of four people I just joined today, asking them to like my message.
"Ding Sihan:?"
"Ding Sihan: I'll go check it out now. You'd better abide by the agreement and not post that photoshopped picture, otherwise this will be your last message in this group."
After a few seconds.
"Ding Sihan:????"
"Ding Sihan: Have you started buying maternal and child products? Have you thought about everything about your child? What are you doing? Is this still 24 years? @陈雨盈."
"Qu Wanqiu: Have you chosen a cemetery?"
"Chen Yuying:?"
Ding Sihan had this question because the post on WeChat Moments was actually an advertisement for this maternity and baby products store.
Lin Li explained and asked them to ask the other three roommates to give him a thumbs up as well.
"Chen Yuying: OK. Why do you suddenly want to experience this?"
"Lin Li: Because I've heard that it's painful for girls to give birth, but hearing about the difficulties of pregnancy and childbirth a thousand times is meaningless and I can't empathize with them at all. Now that I have the chance, I want to try it. In this way, in the future, I can better understand the difficulties of girls and be able to empathize with them better."
"Chen Yuying: "Little bear nodding emoticon package."
"vomit--"
"vomit--"
Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei, who were standing by, couldn't help but feel nauseous after seeing Lin Li input such disgusting words.
"Lin Li, you really are such a fucking person. You speak differently to different people and bark at different dogs." After spitting, Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li with contempt.
Facing Bai Bufan's contempt, Lin Li sneered and looked at him: "Woof woof woof."
Bai Bufan: “…”
"Grass!!"
Lin Li looked at Zhou Baowei who was slapping his thigh and laughing wildly: “Hehehehehehe!”
Zhou Baowei: “…”
"Grass!!"
18 likes are not a lot, and it is even easier for a student who has not yet entered society. With the help of the boys and six people in Chen Yuying's dormitory, they got the number quickly.
A pig and a dog nearby also agreed to try it out, but the prerequisite was that Lin Li had to play it first, and they wanted to see the feedback before making a decision.
Lin Li and the other two looked at each other and nodded, then walked towards the entrance of the maternity and baby store.
"Come on, I've been waiting for you for a long time."
Before Lin Li even showed the screenshot of his collection of likes, the Thunder Dao master who had been watching the three people through the glass had already walked forward in anticipation.
Upon hearing this, Lin Li also stepped forward in a cool manner.
I passed the eight items of Pingjiang with ease, so today I will fight you in a battle of thunder magic!
Old man, let’s have some lightning!
(End of this chapter)