Chapter 126: Have you changed all the men in the crew?

Chapter 126: Have you changed all the men in the crew?

Chapter 126: Have you changed all the men in the crew?

"Forehead"

Huang Junwen was stunned.

Originally, he wanted to say that they didn't plan to film the castration scene in detail.

You, Jiang Nian, just need to lie on the stone slab, speak your lines, and act like you've been cut.

But now, looking at Jiang Nian's excited reaction.

Huang Junwen felt that there was no need to say this.

He nodded: "Okay."

"OK!"

Jiang Nian responded and then walked to the front of the scene.

He didn't change his clothes, after all, this plot happened a few days later, when Lin Pingzhi was about to get married.

This kid's train of thought is really straightforward.

He kept saying that the "Bearing Evil Sword Technique" would make the Lin family extinct.

But he doesn't know how to adapt at all.

We are getting married soon, and don’t want to experience the bliss of life and have a few children first.

He was so excited that he ran to castrate himself.

It would be fine if the "Bearing Evil Sword Technique" could only be practiced by boys.

But this thing doesn't have this requirement.

Yue Buqun has been practicing Ning Zhongze for twenty or thirty years, and his kidneys are almost exhausted. He cut off his kidneys and practiced it, and there is still no problem.

All I can say is that Lin Pingzhi was too impatient and too young.

"However, this is probably why he later became so perverted and even killed Yue Lingshan."

"After the impulse, I calmed down and realized that the Lin family could have left behind an heir, but he was fooled and destroyed by him."

"With all these blows and the deep hatred, it would be crazy to be alone."

"Of course, it's also possible that Mr. Jin confused himself when he was writing the book, and it's full of bugs."

Jiang Nian silently evaluated Lin Pingzhi in his heart.

Then he came in front of the camera.

As the thought moved, Lin Pingzhi's memories appeared in his mind.

In an instant, the aura around Jiang Nian suddenly changed and became extremely desolate.

Lin Pingzhi raised his head, looked at the bright moon in the sky, then looked at the joyous wedding room not far away, and crystal tears welled up in his eyes.

Does he love Yue Lingshan?

The answer is yes.

Non-vegetation, ruthless Practice makes perfect.

Although he knew that Yue Buqun's purpose in arranging Yue Lingshan to be by his side and marrying her to him was not pure.

But after spending such a long time together, he inevitably developed a love for this lively and lovely junior sister.

Lin Pingzhi knew it very well.

If he swung the sword at this moment, there would be no possibility between him and Yue Lingshan.

There is no way to express the love in my heart.

but.
Thinking of my parents who died tragically at the hands of Mu Gaofeng.

Thinking of the more than a hundred people in the Lin family who were killed by the Qingcheng Sect.

He had to avenge such a blood feud.

Lin Pingzhi closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and tears rolled down his face.

When he opened his eyes again, the reluctance and attachment in his eyes were gone.

What replaced it was endless sorrow and determination.

"I'm sorry, Junior Sister. If there is an afterlife, I, Lin Pingzhi, will never let you down even if I have to work like a slave for you!"

Lin Pingzhi murmured in a trembling voice.

Then with a "swoosh", he took out the long sword from his waist.

This was the sword that Yue Lingshan gave him when he first practiced sword with her.

Similarly, this was the first gift he received after his parents died.

Therefore, Lin Pingzhi was very concerned about this sword.

I take good care of it every day and it remains sharp until now.

Lin Pingzhi stretched out his hand and gently stroked the sword with his fingers as if he was caressing his lover.

Feeling the coldness from the fingertips and listening to the slight sound made by the trembling sword.

Lin Pingzhi waved his hand, and his long hair, which was neatly tied behind his head, fell down.

Grabbing her long hair and biting it in her mouth.

Don't dare to hesitate at all.

Swing the sword and turn the sword.

"Pfft!"

As the mechanism on the prop sword was triggered.

The plasma hidden in it suddenly spurted out and scattered all over the ground.

Lin Pingzhi raised his head. The severe pain made veins bulge on his forehead and neck. His teeth were creaking as he bit his hair. His eyes were wide open and bloodshot.

"Yu Canghai, Yu Canghai!"

"I want you to be like me, childless and without any descendants, childless and without any descendants!"

"hiss-"

Watching Jiang Nian's eyes widening and almost crazy performance.

All the men present took a deep breath and couldn't help but reach out their hands to cover their lower bodies!
Even though they knew it was a show.

Although they saw that Jiang Nian did not swing the prop sword downwards, but swung it in front of him.

But the tension displayed by Jiang Nian was simply too strong.

They couldn't help but immerse themselves in it.

They had the illusion that it was not Lin Pingzhi who cut off the root of happiness, but themselves!
"No, no, this illusion is not allowed!"

People shuddered and groped around quickly.

It was not until the touch on their hands confirmed that they were fine that they breathed a sigh of relief.

"Click, click!"

After checking the trajectory, Huang Junwen quickly picked up the phone and said, "Passed, Teacher Jiang, passed."

Hearing this, Jiang Nian woke up from Lin Pingzhi's memory, feeling a little unsatisfied: "Is this it? Director Huang, to be honest, I'm still a little dissatisfied. How about I perform it again?"

Huang Junwen was sweating profusely: "No, no, no, please don't act anymore, this one time is enough, please put away your magical power!"

After seeing Jiang Nian’s performance just now.

He really didn't dare let Jiang Nian continue acting.

Because Jiang Nian’s performance is so immersive.

As they watched, they all felt as if they had been struck and could hardly recover.

If Jiang Nian does it again.

It might take them two or three days to recover.

Seeing Huang Junwen's reaction.

Jiang Nian suddenly felt a little regretful, and asked unwillingly, "Really not?"

"Really not necessary!" Huang Junwen shook his head like a rattle.

"Okay." Jiang Nian didn't force it.

He just turned his head to look at Huo Jianhua and others, wanting to ask them how they felt about their performance.

He found that Huo Jianhua and the others were looking at him with horror and chirping.

Seeing this, Jiang Nian became curious and listened attentively.

Then I heard Huo Jianhua and others say:

"Fuck, was Teacher Jiang really acting just now? This is too immersive."

"Be more confident, take it off, I feel like Teacher Jiang is not acting, this is just her true nature!"

"To be honest, this self-castration really makes me feel terrified, as if I were the one being cut. I feel like this is totally not something that can be acted out."

"By the way, have you ever noticed him when you went to the toilet? Is Teacher Jiang really there? Why do I feel like Teacher Jiang might really be a eunuch!"

"Fuck, who would look at others when they go to the toilet? Isn't that perverted? But now that you mention it, I realize that I have been in the group for such a long time, and it seems that I have rarely seen Teacher Jiang go to the toilet. Could he really be..." "Hey, hey, hey, stop talking for now. Teacher Jiang is looking at me. You all should restrain yourself."

Someone noticed that Jiang Nian was looking over, and Huo Jianhua and the others who were chirping quietly suddenly shut their mouths, looked at Jiang Nian with smiles on their faces, as if nothing had happened, and loudly praised Jiang Nian's acting skills.

Seeing their exaggerated performance, Jiang Nian's mouth twitched.

"As expected of an actor, he is amazing at saying one thing in front of others and another behind their backs."

"If I hadn't heard their conversation, I would have almost believed it!"

Jiang Nian was speechless.

He felt that Huo Jianhua and the others were really hypocritical.

Chen Qiaoen and the others are still the best.

No one has said a word until now.

So I prepared to go up and chat with them.

Unexpectedly, Jiang Nian had not come close yet.

Deng Sha looked at him and suddenly asked, "Teacher Jiang, are you really a eunuch?"

As soon as these words were spoken, everyone's eyes fell on Jiang Nian.

Facing those curious gazes, the smile on Jiang Nian's face froze.

As if he didn't say it, these women are not good enough!

Damn it, when Huo Jianhua and the others were teasing him, they at least knew to talk about it in a low voice behind their backs.

When it was your turn, you just shouted it out.

This is a joke.

"What do you say?"

Jiang Nian stopped and looked at her with a forced smile.

Deng Sha stared at him and after thinking seriously, she said, "It's hard to say!"

"What the hell!"

Jiang Nian failed on the spot.

He raised his hand and was about to slap him on the head.

Isn't it obvious whether he is a eunuch?
What the hell are you talking about?

Seeing this, Deng Sha was not stupid, she quickly dodged and said with a wry smile: "Teacher Jiang, don't be angry, I was just joking with you, please don't be like this."

It would be better if she didn't say this.

After saying this, Jiang Nian became angry again and said unhappily:

"How can you joke like that?"

"Deng Sha, I think you're just itching for some help, and you want me to loosen your bones!"

After saying that, he rushed over directly.

Deng Sha was so frightened that she screamed and quickly ran behind Chen Qiaoen and Yang Rong, begging for help: "Sister Qiaoen, Sister Rongrong, save me, Teacher Jiang is going to kill me!"

Jiang Nian's eyes suddenly widened: "You still want to ask for help? Qiaoen, Rongrong, don't help her. I must teach him a lesson today and let her know the consequences of talking nonsense."

Hearing this, Yang Rong and Chen Qiaoen did not say anything, but just looked at each other, and then tacitly took a step to the side and made way.

"???"

The protective umbrella in front of her suddenly disappeared, and Deng Sha was confused.

No, Jiang Nian told you not to interfere, so you really sold her out?
She still wanted to run, but Jiang Nian had already come to her, so where could she run to?

Looking at the trembling and cowardly Deng Sha, Jiang Nian grinned and clenched his fists: "Shasha, you have been quite crazy recently. Is it because I gave you too much freedom that you can't tell the difference between the big and small kings? Come on, repeat what you just said?"

Deng Sha shrank her neck, her eyes rolling around: "I just said, uh, I said you acted so well, Teacher Huo and the others were almost scared into eunuchs by you."

Jiang Nian: “.”

Huo Jianhua: “???”

Han Dong: "Come, Shasha, come here, your eunuch Han and eunuch Huo want to talk to you about something!"

Just when everyone was laughing and playing, the atmosphere on the crew was extremely cheerful.

On the side, Zhang Linyu hurried over after receiving a call, handed the phone to Jiang Nian, and said, "Brother Jiang, Sister Mi wants to talk to you about something."

Jiang Nian asked, "What's the matter?"

"It's about work." Zhang Linyu said, "You didn't bring your phone with you when you were filming, so she couldn't get through. So she called me."

"Oh, okay."

Jiang Nian responded, then walked over with his phone in hand: "Hello? Sister Mi, what's wrong?"

Then I heard Yang Mi say: "Jiang Nian, do you still remember what you promised me at the beginning of the month?"

"Are you talking about the variety show?" Jiang Nian asked.

"Yes, that variety show will start filming in two days. The filming location is in Beijing. When are you free? I'll buy you a ticket."

"Time. I think I'm available these two days. Just come when you want to get the ticket."

"OK, then I'll book a date for you for tomorrow at noon. See you then." After saying that, Yang Mi acted decisively and pretended to hang up the phone.

Hearing this, Jiang Nian raised his eyebrows: "No, wait, Sister Mi, you've told me so much, you have to tell me what the variety show is about!"

Yang Mi was stunned, her voice sounded a little dull: "Ah? Didn't I tell you?"

"What the hell are you talking about? From the beginning of the month to now, you've only told me to participate in a variety show. You haven't revealed a single word other than that. Are you expecting me to guess?" Jiang Nian said unhappily.

Although he is not very interested in variety shows.

But since I'm going to perform, I have to learn about it and make some preparations in advance.

Otherwise you will be completely in the dark and have no idea what to do when the time comes. How can that be?

"Oh, sorry, sorry, I've been busy lately and forgot about this variety show. It's a new variety show launched by Mango TV. It's called... A Longing for Life. It's a very novel variety show with a farm theme. The regular guests are variety show star He Jiong and veteran actor Huang Lei. It might be a bit boring, but it's okay. Just think of it as going on vacation with me to relax."

Yang Mi said a lot of things in a flash.

But Jiang Nian only heard the name of the variety show and then became distracted.

"The life you long for?"

He repeated it in disbelief. Jiang Nian was very surprised.

He was very familiar with this name because it was a very popular variety show in his previous life.

It was filmed for seven seasons and supported many online writers.

But the problem is that in the previous life, this variety show was only launched for the first time in 2017.

But now?

It’s only 2012!

Five years too early!

What the hell.
"Is it because of the parallel world again?"

Jiang Nian muttered to himself.

I think that should be the case.

After all, many things in this world are different from his previous life.

A few days ago, when he was browsing his phone, he saw that the official said it would take action to rectify the chaos in advertising. The legendary writer Jiang Bei was accidentally involved in a car accident after finishing writing Long Qun III, and O God started the internal testing.

Compared with these, it seems that there is nothing wrong with a variety show being released a few years in advance.

"But Huang Lei is such a jerk, I really don't want to deal with him!"

Jiang Nian rubbed his eyebrows.

As a young man of the new era, he, like many people, does not like dealing with those people who sound like dads, who talk about realm when they open their mouths and education when they close their mouths.

Coincidentally, Huang Lei is such a person.

It was difficult for Jiang Nian to have a good impression of him.

Not to mention that when he participates in "A Longing for Life", if nothing unexpected happens, he will have to eat the food cooked by Huang Lei there.

This guy looks just like Fan De Biao, he can't even fry the beans.

Although with Jiang Nian's physique, this amount of poison is not a problem for him at all.

But it still feels torturous.

"What should I do if I suddenly don't feel like going to shoot?"

"How can this be called a vacation? This is just asking for trouble!"

At this moment, Jiang Nian suddenly felt a little regretful.

He should have asked more questions when Yang Mi told him about this a month ago.

Now, it’s hard to refuse.

(End of this chapter)