Chapter 127 Asking for 8 likes, thank you everyone

Chapter 127 Asking for 8 likes, thank you everyone

Chapter 127 Asking for likes, thank you everyone
"Let go! Lin Li, let go quickly! I can't stand it anymore!" Seeing that the master of thunder refused to believe him, Bai Bufan could only try to break free frantically. However, Lin Li held him too hard and all his struggles were in vain.

I must abstain from sex when I get back, otherwise I really won’t be able to do anything to Lin Li.

"Dad, I need you!" How could Lin Li let go?

With a stable channel to output the lightning accumulated in the body, Lin Li himself has a greater tolerance to lightning.

What's more, Bai Bufan's screams were like heavenly music to him. Listening to how miserable his brother was, Lin Li felt that most of the pain had gone away.

Doctor Bai, you have a miraculous healing skill.

"Get out! I don't need you! Divorce! Let's get divorced now! It hurts so much!" Bai Bufan's whole body twitched, and he began to frantically beat Lin Li's left hand that was holding his with his left hand that was not caught.

Then his left hand was grabbed by Lin Li's right hand again.

Bai Bufan: “?”

Super! Super! Double!
Bai Bufan: “!!!”

"what!!!"

"No, I don't accept divorce!" Lin Li rejected Bai Bufan's request for divorce.

"Ah!!! Who cares whether you accept it or not! Hurry up and divorce me!"

"The law stipulates that non-litigation divorce and separation for more than two years cannot be unilaterally divorced unless there is a serious fault! So you have to let me accept it!" Lin Li grabbed even harder.

"Please, brother, let's get a divorce. All the property will belong to you, including Baowei. I will leave the house with nothing, and I will pay you alimony! Divorce!" Bai Bufan was still struggling, but after he was sure that even when Lin Li was being electrocuted, his brute force could not match Lin Li's, there was more pleading in his voice.

"I don't want anything but you!" Lin Li demonstrated what it means to be deeply in love.

"But there is a kind of love called letting go!" But Bai Bufan is such a scumbag.

"That's not my way of ninja!"

"Oh my god, I'm breaking down, I'm really breaking down - Lin Li, you're electrocuting me and making me pee and shit!!"

"It doesn't matter. You may have forgotten what kind of store this is. The people here have a lot of experience in dealing with shit, piss and farts!"

"Grass!!"

The beast Lin Li used his invulnerable skill and Bai Bufan's defense was broken.

There is already an obvious and irreparable rift in the relationship between the two.

When parents quarrel, the children are always the ones who suffer the most.

At this time, the poor child Zhou Baowei, who had witnessed his parents' relationship breaking down to this point, was so scared that he began to twitch on the ground and made a crying sound that sounded like wild laughter.

Zhou Baowei got up from the ground after laughing for a while and said weakly, "Stop arguing, stop arguing. You won't kill me."

"Yes! Baowei, there is still Baowei! Lin Li, grab the child, the child can give you more strength. Baowei, roll over and grab your mother's hand!" Bai Bufan noticed Zhou Baowei and immediately shouted loudly as if he saw a savior.

"I won't." Zhou Baowei took a step back cautiously after hearing that.

Although he knew that Bai Bufan was putting on an exaggerated show and was not electrocuted at all, it would still hurt if he got close to Lin Li and got grabbed. This was totally unnecessary.

If Bai Bufan knew what Zhou Baowei was thinking right now, he would definitely shout, "I am exaggerating, your mother is exaggerating!!"

So Zhou Baowei just watched Bai Bufan's life breath weaken little by little.

He was almost dying, and finally he couldn't bear it anymore, so he persuaded, "Bufan, if it really doesn't work, let's just confess."

"Just ask me, I confess! I confess everything!" Bai Bufan, who was tied to Lin Li and had given up struggling, said weakly.

His body would twitch from the electric shock from time to time, and he would scream occasionally.

"No, Bufan, don't try, hold on, maybe, there will be a beauty trap later--" Lin Li, with a pale face, encouraged from the side.

"Then I won't confess for now." Lin Li's words made sense, and Bai Bufan clenched his teeth again.

Time passes little by little.

Lei Dao Master's eyes became more and more surprised.

You know, the most important customers of maternity and baby stores are mothers. If they let fathers endure the pain of childbirth, they may feel that that's all. It may also easily make the most important group of mothers dissatisfied and feel that it is not doing enough.

Moreover, after completing the entire activity, large coupons and gifts are given away, so there is actually no intention to allow people to pass.

Therefore, although the current output by the machine is within a safe range, it is more painful than normal childbirth, and it remains at this high intensity. Even Wu Jing would have to say a few words about this national quintessence.

But although this kid in front of me screamed very hard at the beginning and is still visibly suffering in pain, it seems that he really persisted?
The young are to be feared, this is the real legendary King of Electricity Endurance.

At this moment, Lin Li closed his eyes tightly. Although Bai Bufan had given up on escaping, Lin Li still did not loosen his grip on his hand.

The Qingzheng Yulei Fa was constantly running, absorbing electric current and then transmitting it to Bai Bufan with his hands.

However, the power output is far less than the power absorbed, otherwise Bai Bufan would have run away even if he had to cut off his own arms.

The main stinging pain was still spreading throughout his body.

Practice, this is practice! Lin Li used this thought to comfort himself constantly.

Damn it, when ordinary people encounter this kind of practice between life and death, shouldn't they be able to reborn like a phoenix and gain a great opportunity, such as achieving the great perfection of Qingzheng's control of thunder body? Why is it that here I am just being electrocuted, and I haven't made any progress in the thunder body after such a long time?

It must be because there is no spiritual energy flowing. If I had known earlier, I would have always kept two spiritual stones in my crotch.

How could spiritual energy be such an inconvenient thing?

"Baowei! How long will it take until the beauty trap--" Bai Bufan, who was lying on the ground, felt like two centuries had passed. He opened his eyes, and asked while twitching.

"It's over in three minutes, hold on! Father, Mother, I'm proud of you!" Zhou Baowei replied after looking at the time on the machine.

"It's not difficult. I suddenly became energetic. Haha, that's it."

"It's a last hurrah, it's a last hurrah! It looks like you're going to die soon!" Zhou Baowei said happily.

"Great, I'm finally going to die."

Bai Bufan was equally happy. He had seen his grandmother greeting him a long time ago, and now he could finally hug her.

……

The extremely painful electric current finally slowly stopped.

It turns out that a simple and ordinary life can be such a happy thing.

"Congratulations! Young man, you are the first customer to fully experience painful childbirth since the launch of this activity in our store! Congratulations!" Lei Dao, who turned off the instrument, said with great satisfaction.

There was warm applause all around.

"Bufan, we are the champions." Lin Li finally released the two hands that he was holding on Bai Bufan. He collapsed on the recliner, opened his eyes weakly, and sighed softly.

The hand beside him fell down limply after he let go, and Bai Bufan did not respond.

Probably dead.

But not important.

Lin Li prayed devoutly in his heart for a while before opening the system.

[Task 100 has been completed.] [You have received rewards: Physical improvement: Qingzheng Yulei Body effect increased by 50%; system currency * .]

Lin Li then breathed a sigh of relief.

Although he did not beg for mercy or cry out in pain the entire time, Lin Li was still worried that the system would think he was not brave enough.

If he were to be shocked again, this wouldn't be an amusement park ride, it would be too much for him.

"Fuck, why are there so many people? Why are you all here?" Completely relaxed, covered in cold sweat, Lin Li sat up and looked around, startled.

A huge group of people gathered here.

The employees of this store, male classmates such as Wang Ze, and some unfamiliar passers-by.

No wonder there was so much applause. Zhou Baowei hadn’t been crazy for several minutes.

"We were standing in front of the video game store on the opposite floor. We heard Bufan's screams and Baowei's laughter from afar, and then we came here." Wang Ze explained while giving a thumbs up, "You're awesome, Lin Li. You can withstand level 10 pain for 10 minutes."

"It's okay, I don't feel anything. I feel like I can give birth ten times." Lin Li shrugged.

"Indeed, it's just like playing house. All you need are hands." Bai Bufan, who was still lying on the ground, also nodded.

"Hello sir, these four are your coupons, and here is a pack of baby wipes..." The clerk also took the reward for the complete experience and then asked, "Do you need help packing it?"

"No, I've already packed it."

Lin Li sneered, stood up, and then staggered due to weak legs.

Fortunately, he had strong body control. After twisting a few steps, he stood up completely and said to the clerk with a smile: "You are so conscientious. Such a simple activity is giving away benefits."

Shop assistant: "..."

I can't spray it, this one is really fake.

But why don’t you wipe the cold sweat from your forehead first.

After Lin Li got the prize, he was in a dilemma for a moment. These maternal and child products and coupons were useless to him.

Although some baby shower gels and talcum powders are perfectly fine for adults to use, it seems unnecessary for Lin Li to buy them just for the vouchers.

"Baowei, do you like it?" Lin Li shook the rattle in his hand towards the 1.80-meter-tall Zhou Baowei and handed him a pacifier. "These are toys that mom won for you. Take them if you like them."

Zhou Baowei: “…”

"Get out of here."

Lin Li suddenly had an idea and asked the clerk: "Are these coupons bound so that only I can use them?"

"That shouldn't be the case, but the coupon can only be used once a day." The clerk said after hesitating for a while.

"Okay, thank you, everyone! Look here! We're selling discount coupons at a low price, with these small gifts attached. Does anyone want them?" After Lin Li thanked them, he simply shouted to the customers in the store and passers-by who were watching.

The clerk did not stop him.

Theoretically, the right to use the coupons belongs to the store, and this transfer behavior can be debated and prevented, but I am not the store manager and I don’t receive a fixed salary.

——If you’re wearing the clerk’s clothes, don’t worry about the manager.

When Lao Da wore the No. 8 jersey, he only slept eight hours a day. When he wore the No. 24 jersey, he slept twenty-four hours a day. This is the experience of the older generation of artists, and it also verifies this theory.

Don't waste your time on this, as it will not only cause unpleasantness with customers and affect your own mood, but you may end up not being able to get any good results in the store. It's unnecessary.

This kind of coupon still has a market, especially for customers who originally planned to shop in this store. In the end, Lin Li sold a bag of goods plus coupons for 150 yuan. It was a win-win situation. Lin Li directly accepted the other party's offer, since it was free anyway.

Everyone is happy, half of the Spring Breeze Elf (a replica of Lu Zhishen) is obtained.

"How can you still earn so much? I want to experience it too. I'm a sports student, so giving birth to a child shouldn't be easy. Take this and retweet this, right?"

Seeing that Lin Li could even make money by doing this, Wang Ze and his group immediately became interested and started taking photos and forwarding them.

……

Commercial area parking lot.

On the bus, the well-informed Xue Jian had no interest in going shopping in the commercial district, so he stayed on the bus.

"There are three ways to help students with bad intentions change their ways—"

Xue Jian listened carefully to the experience sharing of other key teachers.

But after listening to half of it, my brows did not relax, and I felt it was useless.

Lin Li's intentions are not just evil.

After thinking about it, Xue Jian switched to another video:

"How to maintain a positive attitude towards students with bad intentions, there are three ways -"

Right.

This is what you should learn.

Xue Jian's brows relaxed and he nodded.

After watching the video, Xue Jian benefited a lot and planned to share it on his Moments.

"Zhang Haoyang: Collect 18 likes, quickly. "Link: Pingjiang Baoshu Maternal and Infant Products Store is having an event! If you spend more than ...""

Xue Jian clicked the "like" button, probably because he was buying things for his children at home and needed to forward it.

"Qin Zeyu: 18 likes. "Link: Pingjiang Baoshu Maternity and Baby...""

Do you have children too?
Xue Jian liked it again.

"Zhou Baowei: 18 likes. "Link: Pingjiang Baoshu...""

"Ding Sihan: 18 likes, thank you. "Link: Pingjiang Baoshu...""

"Wang Yuezhi: Everyone please help give a thumbs up↓↓↓."

"Chen Yuying: Like it, thank you everyone. "Link: Pingjiang Baoshu...""

"Zhuo Yongfei: Asking for 18 likes. "Link: Pingjiang Baoshu...""

"..."

It’s all friends circles, all likes, except for Wang Yuezhi, who doesn’t even have a link. I don’t know what he’s doing.

But it didn't stop Xue Jian from having a question mark on his face: "???"

Buho!

It’s impossible for everyone to have children at home!

Something's fucking wrong again!

"Master, open the door! Let me get off! Quick!" Xue Jian shouted at the driver who was sleeping with his hat on his face.

(End of this chapter)