Chapter 129: Poisonous Hands and Sticky Dual-Attribute Smelly Mud! Very Punishing, You Can Eat Your

Chapter 129: Poisonous Hands and Sticky Dual-Attribute Smelly Mud! Very Punishing, You Can Eat Your

Chapter 129: "Poisonous Hands" and "Stickiness" Dual Properties of Stinky Mud! Very Punishing, You Can Eat Your Jail Food with Peace of Mind! (Subscription Request)
"Perhaps this is why those who are righteous have many supporters, while those who are unrighteous have few."

Ye Yinchuan's tone was cold.
"Even God won't help you."

In fact, although this stinky mud egg is one in a million, it is very special.

But even if it was any other situation, Ye Yinchuan could handle it calmly.

Dandan was wrong from the beginning, and the fault lies lies with himself.

"what!"

Dandan smiled, but his smile was a little awkward and dull.

He was very panicked, but he could only hide it with a smile:
"You only took two glances and you were sure that this stinky mud had A-level individual values ​​and two special features? Are you exaggerating, brother? The stinky mud has three special features in total. How can you be sure which two features it has?"

Ye Yinchuan knew that the clarion call for counterattack had been sounded.

Dandan's rhetorical questions and his forced calmness were both manifestations of his extremely guilty conscience.

He will ruthlessly crush all doubts, dispel illusions, and beat the opponent to the ground in one go!

“It’s not an exaggeration. Old fans in the live broadcast room all know my ability to identify things. Just because you can’t do it or don’t understand it doesn’t mean it’s impossible.

The naked eye can judge the individual values. As long as a large number of samples of a population are observed, a rough range can be obtained through shape, color, and even the so-called aura.

The individual value of this stinky mud is around A-level, it can't run away!"

Ye Yinchuan was decisive and started to act strongly.

At the same time, his hands were tapping on the keyboard.

[Is the anchor looking up information? ]

[It's outrageous. Who would observe a large number of samples of stinky mud? Besides, the anchor is only a few years old. How can she have so much experience in identification? Did she start identifying since she was in her mother's womb? ]

Ye Yinchuan's eyes were fixed on the panel of the stinky mud.

[Sludge Pokémon: Slime]

[Attribute: Poison]

[Gender: Male]

[Racial value: C level (325)]

[Individual value: A level (186)]

[Features: Sticky, Poisonous Hands]

【Personality: Cautious】

[Evolution route: Smelly-Smelly Smelly]

[Skills: Slap, Poison Gas]

[Status: Curious]

[Features: None]

Although what he said contained some lies.

That is, the reason why he was able to identify so quickly and accurately was because of the panel in front of him, or the effect of his [Treasure Appraisal Eyes].

But the identification principle he mentioned is completely correct.

This is also the identification knowledge that Ye Yinchuan taught himself.

Humans are not machines, and there is no way to directly obtain the approximate individual value of Pokémon.

But as long as there are a large number of sample observations and comparisons for a certain Pokémon population.

Know what kind of individuals have higher value.

It is possible to identify with the naked eye and obtain a relatively accurate individual value range.

For example, if it’s stinky mud, you can observe its color, its stripes, the intensity of the odor, and even the level of the odor…

The darker the color, the clearer the stripes, the stronger the smell, and the more it has a faint sweet aftertaste, the higher the individual value is generally.

This requires the appraiser to have extremely rich and sophisticated experience and knowledge, as well as meticulous observation.

It is hard for ordinary people to imagine.

But it doesn’t mean that some appraisal masters can’t do it.

But then again, there are so many Pokémon, and we need to observe a large number of samples of each type, summarize and analyze them, and correspond them with the data of individual values...

As a human being, no one has that much energy.

No matter how powerful an appraisal master is, the number of Pokémon that can be appraised is limited.

Generally it is common.

Like stinking mud, few people are free to collect and summarize large samples of it.

This is also the reason why Dandan, including some of the barrage comments, were somewhat incredulous and questioned Ye Yinchuan.

"Yes, the anchor has been very smart since he was young. He is a genius in identification."

Ye Yinchuan said casually.

He didn't need to explain too much about this part of the identification.

"Haha, I also have a machine here that can identify individual values. I'll put this stinky mud in there and I'll know if what you said is reliable or not."

As he said that, Dandan was about to call his assistant who was wearing gloves to come and take the stinky mud for identification.

"Don't bother. Besides, I don't trust your machine. Let me just say this: I suspect all your machines have problems."

"Kirby, you can't slander me. Although I came here to expose your fakery today and you may bear a grudge, it's also for the sake of the audience watching the live broadcast. And even if you bear a grudge, there's no need to slander me like this, right?"

Facing Dandan's sharp tongue.

Ye Yinchuan sneered:
"Right and wrong will be judged by the public. Anyway, you don't need to use instruments to test the individual value of this stinky mud. That would be too troublesome and a waste of everyone's time. It is enough to prove whether it has dual characteristics."

The egg hatching machine has a secret operation that allows it to replace one thing with another.

Does anyone know if there is a problem with his individual value detection instrument?

Substituting one thing for another is one thing, and it is estimated that everyone can manipulate the test results and change the values ​​at will.

Don't fall into the other party's trap.

[Yes, a dual-characteristic stinky mud, even if its individual value is C-rank, it is still pretty good. ]

[But can the characteristics be verified? ]

"Okay, then tell me how to prove it. There are so many eyes watching in the live broadcast room, and we have Pokémon experts here, so don't try to fool us."

Dandan also started to argue with Ye Yinchuan.

In other words, he is in a difficult situation.

He became determined and angry and refused to believe in it.

Is this little anchor with less than 20,000 fans really that amazing?

At this time, Dandan and his assistant exchanged glances, both expressing their dissatisfaction with Ye Yinchuan.

"Okay. A friend asked, can the characteristics be verified? Of course the characteristics can be verified."

Ye Yinchuan was confident.
"Let's talk about the "Poison Hand" trait first. The effect of this trait is that it can poison the opponent through contact. And the power of poison-related moves will be significantly increased."

"Do you have other stinky slimes here? If so, bring them over for comparison and it will be very obvious. The stinky slimes with the poisonous hand feature will have a layer of poisonous energy on their surface, which will become particularly obvious when they are touched."

Dandan did not intend to cooperate with Ye Yinchuan in this regard:

"I don't have that much stinky mud here. I sell eggs, not stinky mud eggs."

Ye Yinchuan didn't expect the other party to cooperate actively.

After all, they have now torn their faces apart and seem to be determined to fight to the death.

Who will help the enemy?

"Then you can zoom in a little bit, okay?"

But there are always more solutions than difficulties.

If you can't even meet the most basic requirements, you will appear guilty.

[Really? There is energy flowing, so subtle.]

【So that's it...】

[But isn't the stinky mud itself poisonous? If you touch it, you will be poisoned. What's the meaning of this characteristic? ]

"That's a good question. The stinking mud itself is poisonous, but if you want to be poisoned by contact, it's a chronic poisoning. In actual combat, it's of little use.

However, the stinky mud with the "poisonous hand" characteristic is different. The poison energy in them can penetrate into the opponent's body at the fastest speed when it comes into contact, and quickly cause a poisoning reaction.

In other words, the toxicity of the stinking mud itself can only disgust its owner.

However, the stinky mud with the "poisonous hands" trait is a strong man in actual combat and can disgust his opponents!

Not only that, because the stinking mud has the "poisonous hand" characteristic, it naturally has a better control over poison energy. Therefore, it is easier for them to learn to restrain their own toxins.

Once trained, even if humans come into direct contact with them, it will not cause poisoning, including chronic poisoning!
That layer of poisonous energy is like a barrier, which can isolate the toxins and bacteria in the body and even prevent the bad smell from emitting.

This is called fighting poison with poison!"

[Wow! That stinky mud with the "poisonous hand" attribute is really top-notch! ]

[My goodness! You are so beautiful! ]

The reason why stinky mud is so unpleasant.

It's not just because they look ugly, but also because of the toxins and bacteria they contain.

If toxins cannot be controlled and bacteria cannot be isolated, the sludge itself will become a huge source of pollution.

Not to mention the smell.

Ms. Carrot's walking grass caused a lot of trouble and was disliked everywhere because it was too smelly.

Walking grass is still cute, but this stinky mud... can you tolerate it?
"Of course. Even if the stinking mud with the "poisonous hand" characteristic can achieve this level, it is impossible to completely isolate toxins, bacteria and odors. After all, they also get tired sometimes.

This requires breeders to have a certain degree of tolerance and be able to observe the state of the stinky mud in time and prepare for various emergency measures. "

Ye Yinchuan blew away the stinky mud with the "poisonous hand" characteristic.

Finally, don’t forget to talk about the disadvantages. After all, only by talking about both the pros and cons can we be objective and fair.

[That’s pretty good too.]

[Uh, whoever wants to raise one can do so. I won’t raise one anyway!]

Listen to Ye Yinchuan’s output.

Looking at this stinky mud again, there is indeed a layer of poisonous energy on the surface of its body.

Dandan was a little dumbfounded.

No buddy, do you really understand that much?
After he reacted, he was already sweating profusely.

Having said that, is there any need to try? It's just humiliating yourself!
"What about the "stickiness" property? What about that?"

Dandan didn't give up and continued asking.

But he could clearly feel that the momentum of his fans was gradually weakening.

Even in his own live broadcast room, some curses began to appear...

The current situation and public opinion have begun to lean towards Ye Yinchuan!

Seeing that he had a sure win, Ye Yinchuan smiled faintly and said:
"The "stickiness" property makes it easier to judge. The slime with the "stickiness" property has a very strong stickiness on its body. It can not only absorb a certain degree of physical attacks, but also stick to the opponent and affect the opponent's movements.

We can even use this characteristic to derive various tactics of the stinky mud..."

As he spoke, Ye Yinchuan paused slightly.

While organizing the language, also give the audience time to react.

Let the barrage fly for a while!

[That sounds awesome.]

[I seem to have seen a poison-type trainer's slime, which has a sticky property and is very effective against fighting-type trainers who need close combat! ]

Ye Yinchuan glanced at the barrage and continued to talk about the tactics related to "sticking":

"For example, the stinky mud can stick to the opponent's body, and ordinary physical attacks cannot deal with it. Moreover, if the opponent wants to attack the stinky mud, it may attack itself. Then the stinky mud can use poison skills on the opponent, making it impossible for the opponent to escape!"

"For example, the stinky slime can split off a part of its body and throw it under the opponent's feet, making their feet stick to it. In this way, the opponent will have difficulty moving or even fall down, which will give them a huge advantage!" [Damn, that sounds so cool, I want to raise this stinky slime! ]

[This is the ultimate item that poison-type trainers dream of! ]

[So, "poisonous hand" plus "stickiness"... this kid is invincible! ]

Ye Yinchuan was also in high spirits as he spoke.

It’s nothing but my love for Pokémon.

In other words, a strong interest in Pokémon.

Ye Yinchuan does not have many conditions now to train his own Pokémon and engage in real Pokémon battles.

But being able to fantasize and talk nonsense here is also a kind of disguised satisfaction.

It's like, many students in school can't play games, even if they discuss it during class breaks, they are full of chatter and excitement.

And the consequences...

I just feel itchy in my heart and really want to have actual combat. It’s so exciting to fight truly!
"Speaking of which, now that Litten has been tamed by me, I can arrange some actual combat training for Snorlax and Litten tomorrow."

In the past few days, Ye Yinchuan's training of Snorlax has been limited to endurance training, which is just dry running.

The last battle with Dalubi also triggered some reflection in Ye Yinchuan.

That means the battle is too bad!

It's mainly his master's fault. After all, Snorlax is very well behaved, and it's him who is responsible for its upbringing and training.

The reason for the victory is purely due to Snorlax's physique, or in other words, its racial value, which is a numerical crush!
Closer to home.

At this time, Dandan's expression was very complicated.

He failed in his fight against counterfeiting and was even counterattacked by Ye Yinchuan. At this moment, he was completely slapped in the face. Naturally, he was very unhappy.

But, since Ye Yinchuan described this stinky mud as being of such high quality, if he turns around and finds a boss who likes poison and sells it at a high price, won’t he make a fortune?

At this time, there were also comments, and the blind spot was discovered:

[Zhao! Isn't that a bargain for Dandan? He came to pick a fight, but the anchor had a keen eye and helped him identify a top-notch product! ? ]

[Dandan, apologize to the anchor! You should at least give me 10 or 8 Master Balls!]

Dandan also noticed these comments and started to show off:

"Kirby, you are indeed very capable. In fact, I have long known that this stinky mud is a top-notch one. I was just testing you. Congratulations, you have passed my test! Come on, I will give you a gift. It may be a small gift but it carries a lot of sentiment. Please don't mind it!"

[User "Dandan" gave a gift: Poké Ball*1! ]

[User "Dandan" gave a gift: Wound Medicine*250! ]

Looking at the gift given by Dandan, Ye Yinchuan's eyes were cold and calm.

It is obvious what the other party means. This is naked ridicule and provocation!
[Haha! Dandan did a great job! Giving you a Poké Ball means you are nothing! ]

[250 wound medicines? You mean you are an idiot, should I take medicine? ]

[Zhao! This is too uncultured, really tasteless! Isn't this insulting, treating people like fools? ]

Ye Yinchuan's gaze did not linger, but fell on a private message.

After seeing it clearly, the corners of his mouth curled up slightly.

He looked at Dandan in the live broadcast room with a smug look on his face, saying "Kill me if you can" with a very provocative smile...

Raised a middle finger:
"Thank you for your gift, your gift, like your person, makes me laugh."

Dandan smiled:

"I couldn't stop smiling, Kirby. Thank you so much for helping me identify such a top-notch fish. Otherwise, I would have thrown it away as garbage!"

Ye Yinchuan was also calm and composed. He was waiting, waiting for the opportunity to come.

"Dan, your live broadcasting career may come to an end for now. But it doesn't matter. I and all the viewers in the live broadcast room will always remember you."

"What do you mean, curse me?"

Dandan was stunned for a moment.

At this time, many comments were filled with hatred.

[Is it okay? Your insults have no lethality? ]

[That's it? When someone rides on your head and shits on you, you just give them the middle finger and say something indifferent? ]

[The anchor lost because he is too well-mannered! Unlike some people, who are shameless, he is already invincible! ]

But the next moment.

There was a loud bang, as if the door was kicked open.

A group of uniformed personnel rushed in, ignoring the obstruction, and showed their credentials:

"We are the Pokémon Protection Bureau! We have received reports from the public that someone is committing online fraud and counterfeiting Pokémon eggs here! Now all of you, don't move! Tell the truth about everything. Those who confess will be treated leniently, and those who resist will be treated severely!"

Dandan's face turned pale instantly and he looked at the camera in disbelief.

His eyes were filled with malice, cruelty, and resentment:
"What did you do?"

Ye Yinchuan just shrugged: "You asked for it."

"Hey! Baldy, what are you doing? Get down right now! Put your phone down!"

The balls are red and warm.

He knew that he was finished.

I wanted to cut off the live broadcast to maintain some dignity, but I was stopped.

Playing tricks? That's not happening!

At this time, an uncle in uniform picked up the phone.

Seeing that it was Ye Yinchuan, a smile appeared on his originally serious face:

"Comrade Kirby, thank you for delaying our actions! I promise you that all criminals will be brought to justice!"

The barrage exploded.

[I’m Chao! He calls me Comrade Anchor! ]

[The Dream Protection Bureau came so quickly. Are you still working so late... You must be so tired! ]

[Hahaha! Case solved! It turns out that the anchor used his middle finger to crush the testicles to death! I laughed, what a clown, just like a mosquito! ]

[I've already said it, why bother him... I don't know what the host's relationship is, what his background is? ]

A question was raised in the comments:
"Destroying someone's financial resources is like killing their parents. The anchor reported it, right? Aren't you afraid of retaliation?"

Ye Yinchuan smiled:
"Who said I reported it? Don't talk nonsense if you don't have evidence. Besides, is it necessary to retaliate against them for such a small theft? Do they dare?"

At this time, the uncle in uniform also raised his mobile phone to take pictures of the action scene:

"We at the Dream Protection Bureau have been doing all kinds of publicity and education, both online and offline, to combat Pokémon-related crimes.

It’s a pity that some people, some anchors, as public figures, not only fail to set a good example, but also break the law knowingly!
Look, this is what they call an incubation machine. There is a mechanism behind it that can be replaced directly! And this, an individual value detection instrument? It is basically an empty shell, and the values ​​are filled in manually!

The most abominable thing is this. Look, these Pokémon eggs are bleached, dyed, and counterfeited... These not only harm the vast majority of consumers, but also endanger the life and health of the Pokémon eggs!"

The uncle in uniform was heartbroken.

He did not want to perform in front of the camera, but to use the Internet to carry out publicity and warnings against crime.

In the Pokémon world, whether it is the Dream Protection Bureau or the Pokémon Center, it has always been of this style.

Because the Internet is so developed nowadays, it is not a bad thing to use it to serve the people.

Just like before Ye Yinchuan traveled through time, there was also a video of combating illegal and criminal activities, which was released directly by the official. It was essentially the same.

[Tsk tsk, these people are so mean! The anchor is still a rip-off! ]

[I've been a fan of Dandan for a whole year and even bought Pokémon eggs. I thought I was just unlucky, but I didn't expect that the eggs he sold me were problematic in themselves! ]

[Thanks to Kirby for the treasure appraisal! Thank you to the Dream Protection Bureau! Well done! ]

"Okay, comrade, I won't disturb you anymore. We will also carry out follow-up work and have relevant announcements. If you are interested, please pay attention to it later."

“Someone just asked about what will happen to these Pokémon and Pokémon eggs. I’ll just say it directly.

These are undocumented, unregistered, and come from illegal sources. They will be directly confiscated and subsequently resettled and processed.

The more valuable dual-attribute slime may go through the auction process, and the details will be explained in the public notice. "

"Thank you for your hard work! Thank you very much for your work!"

Ye Yinchuan responded to the people from the Dream Security Bureau and ended the connection.

[Haha, so Dandan can't get anything, right? ]

[I got a meal in prison, and a pair of silver bracelets! ]

[I checked, if the amount involved is large, I really have to go to jail and work on the sewing machine! ]

[He has been doing this for two years, it must be very punishable! ]

Ye Yinchuan saw that Dandan’s live broadcast room had been banned by the platform.

I can only say that the action was really fast, and all of Dandan’s homeless fans flocked to his own live broadcast room.

But I didn't expect that there would be some brainless fans scolding me——

[Is the anchor an idiot? I just placed an order with Dandan, and it hasn't been shipped yet. You ruined it for him? Did you use your connections to harm Dandan? ] (This user has been permanently banned!)

This kind of person is a minority. Ye Yinchuan just moves his fingers and makes him disappear forever from his live broadcast room.

It's pure stupidity. Any more words will be a waste of time.

Thank yourself, or most people -

【Thanks to the host! I just realized that I have been deceived by Dandan all along! 】

【Follow! The anchor is the real real anchor! 】

[He is a ruthless man who doesn’t talk much. He just put the egg in! I’m a fan! ]

At this moment, Ye Yinchuan deeply felt what it meant that when a whale falls, all things come to life...

Dandan was defeated by his own wave, and all his fans came over.

The number of his fans has experienced an exaggerated growth.

Of course, given the size of the egg, it cannot be considered a "whale", but the principle is the same.

Fans don't disappear, they just move!
"Does this count as giving me gold coins?"

Looking at my fans, I’m afraid the number will exceed 30,000 tonight.

Ye Yinchuan felt a little complicated.

He sighed slightly and decided to accept this wave of free fans and traffic.

"Dandan, just go to jail and eat your food. I will take care of your homeless fans for you!"

Although these fans have been deeply poisoned by Dandan, it is not a bad thing for them to turn back from their mistakes!
"Family, the broadcast is over! We will continue tomorrow!"

Ye Yinchuan quickly ended the live broadcast and stretched.

Litten and Snorlax both came over very consciously.

The former jumped directly onto the table, meowed, and wagged its tail, obviously asking for something to do.

"Ka-hmm!"

The latter stood behind Ye Yinchuan. Although he could not see his shape, he could feel the invisible magnetic field brought by the mass...

This is for sticking.

Although there was a moment when I felt like I was being attacked from both sides and was overwhelmed.

But Ye Yinchuan quickly got the hang of it and showed a doting and happy smile.

The energy consumed by the live broadcast is also recovering quickly...

Double the fun, double the energy!
“Hey…”

After a while, the ugly fish finally made a sound of "I want one too".

(Slow, didn't react just now)
　The results of the physical examination showed that my uric acid level was high, I had fatty liver, and my triglycerides were a bit high. Uh… I’ll finish the update this month, and I’ll have to exercise more in the future! Here’s the update, and everyone should pay attention to their health! The story of the stinky mud is over!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)