Chapter 130 Uchiha Nan: Aspiring to become a well-known figure in the ninja world!

Chapter 130 Uchiha Nan: Aspiring to become a well-known figure in the ninja world!
"Uncle..Have you ever been a ninja before?"

The team leader tentatively asked Uchiha Madara, it is impossible for an elderly person to be so efficient. Only those ninjas with chakra can do this.

"Ah."

Uchiha Madara enjoyed everyone's gaze and admitted it lightly.

"No wonder."

The team leader nodded. This was not surprising. After a moment of not being surprised, the workers in the same group as Uchiha Madara expressed their joy beyond words. A big boss was parachuted into the group to work hard to achieve results, so their salary would definitely increase this month!

The workers in the excellent evaluation team even have different meals from ordinary workers. They can even get meat!
"Uncle, do I still have a chance to switch to your team now?"

"Me too. I work very efficiently and I won't hold you back!"

"Get lost, these are the assigned teams, sir. Ignore them and leave! Today, to celebrate your first day at work, let's pool our money to buy some wine and meat!"

Everyone wants to hold a big thigh. Everyone has witnessed the performance of Uchiha Madara, the new factory cow, in one afternoon. He raised a group that was evaluated as qualified to an excellent one. This is all money!
"Let's go then."

A slight smile appeared on Uchiha Madara's lips. He was indeed a strong man in every field!
Uchiha Madara was doing well in the factory. Black Zetsu, who was watching from the corner, was gritting his teeth in anger. If he hadn't put so much effort into Uchiha Madara, Black Zetsu would have given up on this crazy guy.
Uchiha Madara, you betrayed the Konoha you founded, fought a life-and-death battle with Hashirama Senju, went through untold hardships to obtain Hashirama's cells, stole Ashura's chakra, and spent ten years trying to open the Samsara Eye.
After doing so many things and returning to Konoha, you run to a place like this and sell your labor so cheaply?

Is Uchiha Madara really crazy?
Hei Jue didn't understand, but was greatly shocked!
Maybe I really need to re-select the executor of the Moon Eye.

Black Zetsu was conflicted, he felt that his main account of Uchiha Madara was wasted. He had to find a way to create a smaller account. But when did this main account become useless?
The days passed little by little. Uchiha Nan slacked off at work every day, and found time on time to guide Jiraiya in practicing the summoning technique. He sent a clone to practice with Orochimaru. His original body practiced with Tsunade.

In the meantime, they also found time to send the Sand Village delegation led by the pretty widow Chiyo away from Konoha. These days, Chiyo and Nara Shikato have already discussed the agreement on the alliance between the Sand Village and Konoha. After all, it is inappropriate to continue staying in Konoha.

Konoha has a good environment. You can see the blue sky, white clouds, and green trees. You can also eat food that you have never eaten in the Sand Village. There is an unlimited supply of clean water 24 hours a day. Apart from that, there is nothing else in Konoha that the Sand Village delegation is worth staying in. They really don't envy it at all.
"I hope that Sand Village can be as prosperous as Konoha one day."

Chiyo looked at the prosperous scene of Konoha and made a wish in her heart. Although she was reluctant to leave, Sand Village was their home. No matter how good this place was, it had nothing to do with them.
"Hokage-sama. Such an article..."

"Human Rights Report of the Kirigakure Bloodline Family"

"Kill that Kaguya clan member"

"Twenty Years a Slave"

"The things about Shuidou's first love!"

"Why does Mizuto hate the bloodline family?"

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Nara Shikaon looked at the magazines and newspapers that Uchiha Nan handed to him, and sweat broke out on his forehead. The rift within the Hidden Mist Village, the discord between the Mizukage and the bloodline family of the Hidden Mist Village. This kind of information came from the Hidden Mist Village almost every day.

Now Uchiha Nan actually wrote such an article. Isn't this just putting the Third Mizukage on the shelf again?

"It's no big deal. I just wrote down everything Mizuto did to the bloodline family truthfully."

Uchiha Nan didn't care. In order to speed up his strength improvement, he was trying to find ways to do even the ordinary draws. The bloodline godfather gave him sixty draws at one time, so he had to hurry up and do it.

We must continue to stir up conflicts between the Bloodline Family and Mizuto. Mizuto is definitely a capable person. He was born as a common ninja but was able to directly overwhelm the Bloodline Family and become the Mizukage. Mizuto was at his weakest before he became the Mizukage. Now that Mizuto has become the Mizukage, Uchiha Nan does not think that the Bloodline Family of the Hidden Mist Village can overthrow Mizuto's rule.

When the two sides start fighting, Konoha will be able to take advantage of the situation.

Anyone who can pry a ninja over is a ninja!
As for how the Third Mizukage would feel after reading these magazines and newspapers, that is not something Uchiha Nan needs to consider. Mizuto can't start a war with Konoha because of this matter. He can't even sit firmly on the position of Mizukage now. If he wants to start a war, he must first deal with the bloodline families in the village who are always trying to rebel.

"Hokage-sama, are you sure that Mizuto is resentful because his first love was taken away by a member of the Kizuna clan?"

“Ahem, this is for sales.”

"Intelligence wars are very expensive. This kind of story is quite attractive, so I'll sell it while I'm at it!"

"It's the true and false sources of information that can make people dizzy."

Uchiha Nan chuckled, half-true and half-false stories are the most attractive, he just did a little artistic processing. The Hidden Mist Village is quite closed, so just treat it as a little entertainment gossip for them.

"What about these pornographic magazines, movies and videotapes?"

"Sell it while you're at it, sell it while you're at it. You know, Konoha has shares in these pornographic film companies, and it invests in technology. Don't underestimate it. In terms of making money and profit margin, there are not many industries that Konoha is involved in that can surpass it."

Uchiha Nanshuai blushed, he had put all these at the bottom. Sese is the source of the driving force for human development!

Just think of it as providing benefits to the villagers of the Hidden Mist Village!
"Alright. Hokage-sama."

Nara Shikato was speechless. The dividends paid by the porn industry last year were already an astronomical figure. The emergence of color movies has made the porn industry take off like a rocket. There are many bachelors in the ninja world who would skip two meals just to buy the newly published movies.
The royalties from a rubbish novel like Jiraiya's could allow him to live a life of ease and comfort, but the profits from a small movie that is made with real swords and guns... Tsk tsk tsk. So scary... And the movies in this world are not censored.
"The intelligence department is not just about collecting intelligence, but also about writing essays constantly to split the ninja village and intensify their internal conflicts. Now they are all very poor. As the saying goes, poor couples have many sorrows. It is easy to stir up their emotions if the distribution is uneven. Sometimes there is no need to make up stories, just tell the truth."

I have learned it. I have learned it. Nara Shikayuan nodded repeatedly. He could always learn new things by following Uchiha Nan. If these methods were used, it would be difficult for the other ninja villages to recover their strength.
"Of course...intensifying conflicts and provoking confrontations are the most basic. The most important thing is to elevate yourself. That is Konoha. Every ninja village has different small essays aimed at it, such as the Sand Village."

“Do you know how to write it?”

Uchiha Nan felt that Nara Shikayuan just kept nodding, just like himself in the past when he was in a daze for a long time in class and then pretended to nod as if he understood.

“Um, I don’t know.”

Nara Shikaon shook his head. The Hokage's thinking was still too unconventional. In the past, ninjas used kunai, shuriken, and ninjutsu to fight, and also used sneak attacks, poisoning, kidnapping, and other means.

These ninjas who can only chop people have never used such despicable and genius-like methods as Uchiha Nan before.

"The Sand Village is now short of material resources, hungry and poor. It is easy to make up a short story about Konoha based on this." "Konoha is a rich, kind and friendly ninja village"

"I have a friend who came back from Konoha. In Konoha, if children quarrel with their parents and run away from home, if they are hungry, they can go to any store or restaurant to get a delicious meal, including cakes, sushi, and ice cream."

"It is because the villagers of Konoha are so friendly and kind, and they uphold the will of fire of the Sandaime Hokage that they can live a beautiful and happy life."

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"My friend who came back from Konoha also said that in order to make sure every villager could afford to eat, Konoha launched a 10-liang rice ball set meal. 10 liang can eat as much rice balls as you want."

"This kind of short story can be made up casually. It lacks some flavor. Now I remember that I should reflect on the ending."

"What a united, friendly, harmonious and kind ninja village this is. Konoha is so powerful for a reason. What exactly is the difference between us, the Sand Village? We can't help but reflect on it."

“This is just right.”

Uchiha Nan read out two modified versions of a certain Lin story with great emotion. In his previous life, a certain Lin story was widely circulated among primary and secondary schools in Rabbit Kingdom.

One dollar fried chicken, drinkable toilet water, and squid are the kinds of stories that can continue to shine in the ninja world.

"Hokage-sama, this is all fake..."

Nara Shikaon was shocked by Uchiha Nan's impromptu story. Anyone who had spent a day in Konoha would never believe the story told by Uchiha Nan.

"Don't care if it's true or not, just make it up like this, and then let the Sand Village spend some money to hire someone to promote it, saying how great Konoha is, and that we are allies with the Sand Village. You should have taken care of the delegation that came to Konoha this time, and you gave all the red envelopes that should be given. They have all seen how prosperous Konoha is."

"What's wrong with exaggerating the publicity?"

Uchiha Nan said with some regret.

"I understand, Hokage-sama."

Nara Shikato's mind was opened up again, and he nodded repeatedly to Uchiha Nan. He was really far from the level of Hokage.

"I'm afraid you ninjas are not very good at making up stories. You can go find some writers from the Land of Fire. They should be professionals. Lu Yuan, you will be responsible for printing and managing the channels within the Sand Village to spread these stories."

Uchiha Nan was not very confident in Nara Shikaon's ability to make up stories. Making up stories to fool people was what the literati in the Fire Country were good at, and it was too much of a stretch for them to ask the ninjas to cross over and steal his job.

"Okay, Hokage-sama."

Nara Shikaon nodded. Things like writing articles and making up stories were certainly not what ninjas were good at. It would be better to outsource it directly. After all, Konoha was not short of money now.

"The engineering team, material transport team, and factory facilities sent to the Sand Village will require your attention. The initial investment will not be small. Remember to bring Kakuzu with you. He knows how to save costs and spend where necessary."

Uchiha Nan gave some instructions to Nara Shikaon. Although the Konoha family was large and profitable every day, this time the subsidy was for an entire large ninja village, and the funds accumulated from the savings at huge expense would be a huge sum.

"I will do some ideological work on Kakuzu."

Nara Shikaon gave a bitter smile. Kakuzu was 100% against the trade between Konoha and the Sand Village. Even if Nara Shikaon told Uchiha Kusunoki about his plan, it would be useless. A loss-making business is a loss-making business. Who can predict what will happen in the future?

In the ninja world, everything is going badly, like throwing a meat bun at a dog... Such things happen every day, so it is better to hold on to the money in your hands.

"Then thank you for your hard work!"

Nara Shikayuan nodded, and just as he was about to go out, he heard some knocks outside the door, followed by a crisp sound.

"Hokage-sama!!"

“Here we go again!”

Tsunade pushed the door open without caring at all that this was the Hokage Building. Uchiha Nan had become familiar with Tsunade, Orochimaru, and Jiraiya these days.

With Tsunade's carefree personality and her noble status, it was as easy for her to enter and leave Uchiha Nan's office as it was to go home.

"Tsunade, come here!"

"Uh-huh."

"Uncle Lu Yuan!"

"Little Tsunade...you are here again. By the way, Hokage-sama, if there is nothing else, I will leave first."

Nara Shikaon greeted Tsunade, and then saw Tsunade circling around Uchiha Nan.

Ok?
Damn it!
There was something wrong with the way Tsunade looked at Uchiha Kusunoki. Nara Shikayuan had seen that kind of admiring look too many times. Although Uchiha Kusunoki's private life was a bit chaotic, it was said that he had affairs with girls from the Uzumaki clan and the Hyuga clan. This was circulated among the high-level officials of Konoha. Even the common people of Konoha knew that Uchiha Kusunoki had twin maids at home.

But even so, the halo around Uchiha Nan is too dazzling. For such an outstanding young man, who bears the responsibilities of Hokage, what's wrong with having two maids at home?
It is not normal for young people to have physical desires, not to mention that Uchiha Nan is the Hokage and has the responsibility to protect Konoha. What if he has physical problems because his physical desires are not released?
What's the big deal about having two maids? This kind of thing is not a big deal among nobles, wealthy merchants, and ninja families.

Lord Hokage is absolutely right to do this!
There was a great scholar who debated for Uchiha Nan and listed the necessity for Uchiha Nan to accept the daimyo's twin maids, and he explained everything in a very clear and logical way.

Uchiha Nan's legal wife has not been determined yet, and with the dazzling halo around him, there are young girls from all ninja clans who covet Uchiha Nan's body.
The young girl admired Uchiha Kusunoki's vision, and Nara Shikaton had seen it many times, as had the Nara clan.

Tsunade actually had tears in her eyes, but Hokage didn't seem to feel anything. But never mind, it's better not to get involved in this kind of thing, just pretend you didn't see it. Nara Shikayuan felt that it was not good. What if Mito knew what Tsunade did to Hokage? Hiss. Scary!

You can't stay here for long!

(End of this chapter)