Chapter 131: You think violence is too rough, but you can’t argue with words
Chapter 131: You think violence is too rough, and you can't argue with words (two in one)
The wind started to blow, getting stronger and stronger.
The wind rustled the leaves in the forest.
Jiang Nian maintained the posture of drawing his sword and stared at Huang Lei steadily.
He Jiong and others nearby were stunned.
It happened so suddenly.
They only saw a brown shadow flashing through the air.
Then things became what they are now.
He Jiong was dumbfounded: "What happened?!"
Song Dandan replied subconsciously: "It seems that it was Teacher Jiang who attacked Teacher Huang?"
"Do it? Teacher Song, you must be kidding. Teacher Jiang obviously has nothing in his hand."
"No, there must be. When we came here just now, didn't you see that Teacher Jiang was holding a branch in his hand? Doesn't his current posture look like he is stabbing forward with the branch?"
"Now that you mention it, it seems to be true. But I have a question now. Where is this branch? Why is it gone?"
"Just now I saw black mist coming out of Teacher Jiang's hand. It looked like he was self-immolating. Is it bad?"
As Song Dandan said these doubtful words.
He Jiong was suddenly confused.
He looked at Song Dandan with a suspicious look, as if asking, "Are you sure you didn't say anything wrong?"
The branch set itself on fire?
You know, the ignition point of tree branches is as high as 200-290 degrees!
If you want to carbonize it in an instant, the temperature must be raised by at least several times.
What on earth did Jiang Nian do to make the temperature inside this branch reach this level in an instant? ?
Is this something a human can do?!
He Jiong was very shocked.
At the same time, in front, Huang Lei froze.
Jiang Nian's sharp eyes were like a sword, piercing through his eyes and into his heart.
Huang Lei felt so numb all over that he dared not move.
He kept recalling Jiang Nian’s actions just now in his mind, and his heart was filled with horror!
fast!
It's so fast!
He had no time to react before Jiang Nian's attack had already arrived in front of him.
"What kind of speed is this?!"
"Is that human being?"
Huang Lei's heart was in turmoil and he couldn't calm down at all.
He discovered that the martial arts displayed by Jiang Nian were completely different from those of the martial arts masters he had met before, and were not even on the same level.
He seriously doubted whether all the previous masters were fake.
Just then, Yang Mi came trotting over.
"Jiang Nian, calm down, calm down!"
"This is Mr. Huang, please don't do anything."
After saying that, she quickly reached out and pulled down Jiang Nian's arm.
Seeing this, Jiang Nian pretended to come to his senses, with a look of mild anger on his face:
"what are you doing?!"
"Can't you see I'm practicing martial arts?"
As soon as he came on, Jiang Nian took the lead and started scolding Huang Lei.
Huang Lei didn't say anything before Yang Mi said, "Hey, Jiang Nian, don't say that. Teacher Huang just saw that you were not practicing correctly and wanted to teach you a lesson."
After saying that, she winked at him playfully in a blind spot where only Jiang Nian could see.
It has to be said that after falling in love for a long time, the tacit understanding between each other is amazing.
Jiang Nian understood Yang Mi's meaning in an instant. He sneered and pointed at Huang Lei and said, "He, teach me? Does he know how to practice martial arts?"
"How can you not understand? Teacher Huang just told us that he knows many martial arts masters who have dabbled in martial arts."
"Doesn't he know that he shouldn't be disturbed when practicing martial arts? He rushed up here rashly. He really doesn't fear death, does he?"
"Tsk, Jiang Nian, how can you say that? Do you mean to say that Teacher Huang doesn't understand?"
"Whether you understand or not is not up to you. The facts have to tell. Huang Lei, you said you practiced martial arts, right? Here, I'll give you this branch. Repeat what I did just now. I believe you!"
After saying that, as if he was getting anxious, Jiang Nian directly picked a branch from the tree and handed it to Huang Lei.
But if you look closely, you will find that there is a barely perceptible sneer in Jiang Nian's angry eyes.
The same was true for Yang Mi next to her.
Obviously, these two people were planning to do something bad and were trying to embarrass Huang Lei on purpose.
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Huang Lei said nothing.
Because he is now completely set up.
Jiang Nian and Yang Mi's concerted response before was like a slap in the face, hitting him in the face and making him feel painful.
Now Jiang Nian asked him to repeat what Jiang Nian had just done.
He reproduced it a few times!
Although he didn't want to admit it, given the current situation, not to mention him, a newbie, even the masters he knew couldn't do it.
Knowing this, Huang Lei’s silence became even more deafening.
No matter what Jiang Nian said, he remained unmoved.
It seems that as long as he doesn't face the problem directly, the problem will pass and he will not be affected in any way. He will still be the perfect Teacher Huang.
Seeing this, the sneer in Jiang Nian's eyes became even stronger.
He is indecisive and acts like a turtle.
Huang Lei's way of handling the problem is really awesome!
No wonder he remains pure and innocent till now.
Don't get involved in anything, and just stay away from it when something goes wrong. Isn't that pure and innocent?
Finally, the good man He Jiong couldn't stand it anymore and quickly stepped forward to help Huang Lei:
"Stop it, stop it. Hey, Mimi, please stop making trouble."
"Teacher Jiang, I'm sorry. I'm here to apologize to you on behalf of Teacher Huang. We were indeed inconsiderate of this matter. We shouldn't have approached you without permission while you were practicing martial arts."
"Then Mr. Huang, don't just stand there. Let's go. It's getting late. It's only two hours until noon."
"Go back and cook first, okay?"
He Jiong said that he was extremely tired.
First, Huang Lei inexplicably began to target Jiang Nian, looking down on this and that, making all kinds of comments and acting condescending, causing the relationship between the two to take a sharp turn for the worse.
And now come and watch Jiang Nian practice martial arts.
They haven't even finished practicing yet, but you went up to disrupt them and cause this trouble.
If you, Huang Lei, can sort out all these things afterwards, He Jiong won't have much to say.
But the problem is that you, Huang Lei, don't clean up at all.
Every time he gets into trouble, he goes to that place, as if nothing happened.
As a result, He Jiong had no choice but to follow Huang Lei around, cleaning up the mess Huang Lei left behind.
"I have really paid too much to film this variety show."
He Jiong said to himself.
And seeing that this good old man had spoken.
Jiang Nian also felt that he had scolded enough, so he slowed down his tone and said, "Teacher He, today I won't say much for your sake, but if something like this happens again next time, don't blame me for being ruthless. After all, this kind of thing, at the very least, is peeping, and at the most, it's called stealing skills!"
As soon as these words were spoken, Huang Lei, who had been silent and pretending to be dead since just now, suddenly became unhappy.
Huang Lei has such a high status in the circle, is it necessary for him to steal your skills?
He hissed and opened his mouth to retort.
Seeing this, He Jiong's eyes widened immediately.
No, you Huang Lei are not done yet, right?
If something happens, just stand aside without saying a word, like an idiot.
Now he has finally tried to calm the matter down with all his persuasion, and you're going to make trouble again?
You really are sent by God to torture him, right?
So, in order not to let my efforts go to waste.
He Jiong directly chose the simplest and most brutal method.
Before Huang Lei could say anything, he covered Huang Lei's mouth and said with a smile, "Teacher Huang, stop talking. Let's go home, okay?"
Huang Lei: “.”
He didn't know if it was an illusion, but at that moment, he actually saw an unprecedented threat in He Jiong's eyes!
This is very unbelievable.
Because He Jiong is well-known in the circle for his good temper, few people have ever seen him lose his temper.
And now from the look in his eyes, it was obvious that if Huang Lei continued to speak, Huang Lei would have the opportunity to see this scene.
Realizing this, Huang Lei closed his mouth and dared not say anything else.
Seeing this, the anger in He Jiong's eyes dissipated a little, and then he directly pulled Huang Lei away.
I watched them leave and saw that there were no cameras around.
Jiang Nian turned his head and looked at Yang Mi with a smile on his face: "Of course you can. When did you become so bad that you even know how to set traps for others?"
Hearing this, Yang Mi acted innocently: "What did you say? What do you mean by set a trap or not? I don't understand."
Jiang Nian rolled his eyes: "Still pretending, if I'm not mistaken, the reason why Huang Lei came here was because of your instigation, and I heard everything you said when you got here, you're so mean, you let him put you up here"
See Jiang Nian point this out.
Yang Mi stopped pretending to be innocent and spread her hands: "There's nothing we can do. He is the one who bullies us too much. He makes things difficult for us for no reason and looks down on us in various ways. If I don't fight back, he will think we are easy to bully. So, how did I do this?"
"Beautiful, very beautiful, especially when you came up to speak for him just now. Originally, I wasn't able to perform well, but now you have increased my attack speed." Jiang Nian gave a thumbs up and expressed his high approval of Yang Mi.
Yang Mi laughed out loud after hearing this and enjoyed it very much.
And it was a time when they were chatting and laughing, having a great time.
On the other side, after being led by He Jiong for a distance, he saw that He Jiong's anger had subsided.
Huang Lei said: "Teacher He, why don't you let me speak?"
Seeing Huang Lei so unaware, He Jiong's anger, which had just subsided, suddenly rose again.
But they had already entered the village and there were many people around.
He Jiong didn't lose his temper. Instead, he took a deep breath and frowned at him: "What do you want to say? This matter is your fault in the first place!"
"What do you mean it's my fault? It was obviously his training that had problems, and I went up to give him guidance out of kindness. What's wrong with me?"
Huang Lei didn't think there was anything wrong with him from beginning to end.
I even feel that repaying evil with kindness is a righteous act.
Jiang Nian should thank him!
Hearing this, He Jiong's breathing suddenly stagnated. He looked towards Huang Lei with his pupils popping out.
No, how the hell can you feel so good about yourself? !
Do you really think that the world revolves around you, that you are the only one who is right and everyone else is wrong? !
He Jiong was silent.
He Jiong is trying to organize his language.
But failed.
He Jiong's momentum declined.
"you're right!"
Seeing Huang Lei's unconscious look, He Jiong gave him a thumbs up and gave up arguing with him.
Just this morning, he had already seen through Huang Lei's character.
This is an extremely self-centered person.
There is only himself in his world.
This means that it is useless to argue with him, as he can always find an answer that is favorable to him to refute the argument.
This made He Jiong feel very upset.
Because he thought of something.
That is, he will have to work with such a person for a long time until the filming of this drama is completed.
"You are indeed the one sent by God to torture me!"
Time flies.
In the blink of an eye, it was noon.
After seeing Huang Lei off, He Jiong turned back and took Jiang Nian and Yang Mi to work in the fields for more than an hour. After planting some vegetables, they returned to the mushroom house.
It can be said to be expected, or it can be said to be destined.
Huang Lei cooked his famous dish - Nongyao.
Watching him pick up the unripe beans.
Jiang Nian's eyelids jumped. Based on the idea of saving as many people as possible, he lowered his voice and said to Song Dandan beside him: "Teacher Song, I want to remind you warmly. If you don't want to go to the hospital, I personally recommend that when he invites you to taste the beans later, don't eat them."
Hearing this, Song Dandan was slightly stunned: "Why?"
"You'll find out in a moment. By the way, let me remind you that half-cooked beans are poisonous and hard to chew."
Jiang Nian said that was all he could say.
After all, he couldn't tell the other person that this was something he saw on TV in his previous life. He was afraid that Song Dandan would think he was crazy.
Moreover, even if we put aside his past life, the personality Huang Lei displays now is enough to give us a glimpse of him.
He is too greedy. Ever since he set up a perfect personality for himself, he has become obsessed and wants to grab everything.
Especially when it comes to cooking.
Huang Lei seemed to want to create a different style to show the difference between him and ordinary chefs.
Therefore, he often gets an idea and makes some shit for people to eat.
Things like sweet and sour pork with hawthorn, pork elbow cooked with two pounds of cooking wine without a drop of water, crabs cooked with pure ginger, and rice porridge with chili and pepper.
If that were all, then so be it.
The key is that he cannot accept criticism or rebuttal.
In an episode of the previous life, He Jiong had a disagreement with him over setting up a shed, so Huang Lei simply turned his face away from this colleague with whom he had worked for several episodes and quit.
Not to mention that there are problems with cooking at the moment.
He would never think that it was because he didn't cook it long enough.
She only puts the blame on others and clears herself of all blame, like a pure and flawless white lotus.
as predicted.
After Huang Lei took a bite of the half-cooked beans, his brows immediately frowned and he said unhappily, "These beans are really old."
Then he chewed it twice more, and after making sure that it was still chewable, he looked at Song Dandan and said, "Changying, didn't you remove the silk when you picked it?"
"Impossible, I picked it." Song Dandan looked surprised.
"Then why is there still silk in it? If you don't believe me, try it."
Huang Lei took a pair of chopsticks from the side and invited.
Hearing this, Song Dandan subconsciously wanted to agree, but before she could say anything, she was suddenly stunned, and then looked at Jiang Nian in disbelief.
Then Jiang Nian smiled faintly and looked at her quietly.
He didn't say anything, but at this moment, his voice echoed in Song Dandan's mind.
"Don't eat it, hospital, it's poisonous if it's half-cooked and you can't chew it."
"Gudu~"
Song Dandan swallowed.
She couldn't understand how Jiang Nian knew this.
But she knew that she could never eat these beans again.
So she stopped and looked at Huang Lei and said, "Teacher Huang, is there a possibility that you didn't cook it well?"
"How is that possible? Either you didn't pick all the silk off the beans, or the beans are too old. If you don't believe me, try it." Huang Lei insisted on his opinion.
Song Dandan waved her hands repeatedly: "No, no, no, I won't taste it."
Are you kidding? How could she be fooled if she knew it was poisonous?
As the two were talking.
"What's wrong? What's wrong? What happened?"
He Jiong adjusted his mentality, walked over and asked curiously.
Huang Lei chewed the beans and complained, "These beans are old. I've never eaten beans this old. How did the director team buy them?"
"Ah?" He Jiong was stunned, and subconsciously said: "Is there a possibility that these beans are not for eating, but for viewing?"
Huang Lei immediately retorted: "No, it is the elder."
"How about stewing it a little bit, I think?"
Dahua, who was busy helping out on the side, gave his opinion at this moment.
Huang Lei frowned, with a hint of impatience in his tone:
"It won't get cooked if it's stewed. The beans won't get cooked if it's stewed. I told you it's old, old!"
"What's going on with you guys? You've all learned bad things from Jiang Nian, right?"
"I've made it so clear, why are you still asking?"
"Why don't you guys cook this meal?"
He was already very upset after being scolded by Jiang Nian the whole morning.
Now that it's over, you all jump out again to sing against him.
Huang Lei is a teacher and a cook at the same time.
Doesn't he understand these things better than you? !
Hearing this, Dahua immediately shut his mouth, trembling with fear, not daring to say a word.
As for Jiang Nian, he raised his eyebrows.
Originally, he was not going to pay any attention to Huang Lei, but he didn't expect that even if he ignored him, he would come over to him on his own initiative.
If you do this
"Okay, then let's make it ourselves. What ingredients do we have and what do we want to eat?"
Jiang Nian stood up and said.
He was just thinking that he consumed so much energy, how would he get through the day if he didn't eat.
Unexpectedly, the problem was solved easily.
As soon as these words were spoken, the expression on Huang Lei's face suddenly froze. He turned his head and glared at Jiang Nian.
The emotions that had been suppressed for the whole morning could no longer be controlled at this moment and burst out directly:
"Jiang Nian, don't go too far!"
"Is it fun to be so aggressive?!"
"You have something against me, you have to make trouble, right?"
When they were guessing the guests at the beginning, Jiang Nian played a trick on him, which made him very unhappy.
After that, Jiang Nian kept talking to him and not giving him face, but for the sake of the program, he endured it.
But now, you even want to take away his position in this variety show.
This directly touched Huang Lei's reverse scale!
Because he relied on this variety show to establish himself as the God of Cooking.
How can we deal with him if Jiang Nian snatches him away? !
In response, Jiang Nian did not scold him, but looked at Huang Lei with a strange expression and said:
"First of all, I admit that what I did and said today was a bit excessive, but I was not aggressive. It was you who was aggressive all the time."
"Secondly, you asked us to cook this meal ourselves. Why do you refuse to let us cook it?"
"Do you have to be happy to see us busy for a long time, but hungry for the whole afternoon because of you? Or do you have to coax you and do everything according to your will?"
"If that's the case, then don't be a chef. You've insulted the profession of chef. If you want others to coax you, why don't you just go to a nursing home?"
"Finally, you are right. I do have some issues with you, but this is all your own fault. Is there a problem with that?"
This was the first time that Jiang Nian did not start a quarrel with Huang Lei after they had a feud, but instead tried to reason with him.
But this seems to be an extremely calm and restrained way of speaking.
When other people heard it, they were terrified and felt it was even more severe than a direct quarrel!
Because Jiang Nian’s mouth is so damn poisonous!
It can be said that Jiang Nian did not point at Huang Lei's nose and call him an idiot.
Everything else has been said.
"Fuck, Teacher Jiang is so tough?!"
Dahua was amazed by her beauty.
Because after Jiang Nian and Huang Lei met for the first time and had an argument with each other, he was arranged by the director team to pick up Song Dandan's son.
This made him unaware that Jiang Nian had completely broken off relations with Huang Lei.
He thought the two of them were still maintaining a superficial friendly attitude.
I never expected Jiang Nian to be so tough.
As for He Jiong, he was secretly feeling great in his heart.
Because on the way back just now, he was almost scolded by Huang Lei.
Now Jiang Nian is attacking Huang Lei like crazy. To be honest, if the situation is not inappropriate, he would like to give Jiang Nian a Best Mouth Award.
But having said that, we still have to do some surface work.
He Jiong pulled Jiang Nian hypocritically and said, "Teacher Jiang, please stop talking. Teacher Huang was just speaking in anger."
Jiang Nian could see that this was just a superficial effort, so he did not stop outputting:
"so what?"
"Teacher He, if you ask me, you just have too good a temper!"
"We worked hard in the fields for the whole morning and were exhausted, but in the end we couldn't even have a hot meal. How sad and heartbreaking is that? And he? He had nothing to do. He just drank tea and played with the dog in the yard. When he was unhappy, he took it out on us."
"Is this something he owes or should he have?"
"I still say the same thing. If you want others to spoil you, then go to a nursing home. Do you understand?"
"Oh, let me tell you one more thing. If you can't chew the beans, they are not ripe. And unripe beans are poisonous!"
As the last sentence was spoken.
Jiang Nian made the final kill!
Dahua, who originally wanted to say something to Huang Lei, simply shut his mouth and looked at Huang Lei and the pot of stewed beans with horror on his face!
No, what the hell?
poisonous? !
Huang Lei actually wanted them to eat this? !
I'm crazy.
What a huge hatred and resentment this is.
You are really not someone sent by the King of Hell to boost the performance of the underworld!
Huang Lei's expression suddenly became unnatural when he noticed Dahua's gaze. He became angry and yelled, "You're talking nonsense! How could the rice I cooked not be cooked? These beans are just old! Old!"
Seeing him like this, Jiang Nian shrugged:
"Whatever you say, I've said everything I can say. It's hard to persuade a damned person with good words. If you think it's okay to eat, then eat it. I won't eat it anyway."
"After all, I'm here to film a variety show, not to eat myself into the hospital."
After saying that, Jiang Nian didn't care about Huang Lei's reaction. He walked past him and came to another stove. He looked at the vegetables piled next to it, picked some, and started washing them.
In fact, to be fair, Jiang Nian’s cooking skills are not that high, just at the level of an ordinary person.
But he couldn't help but have the memories of Yu Huatian and others.
Except for Lin Ping, everyone else served the emperor in the palace, and to some extent, they learned something from the imperial chef in the palace.
Perhaps these skills are of little use to them.
But it was very comfortable for Jiang Nian.
Seeing this, Yang Mi stood up and was about to step forward: "I'll help you."
Jiang Nian waved his hand: "No, you just take a rest. I have been cooking for many years. I am not a child. I don't need a bunch of people around me to help me."
"Ouch, okay."
Yang Mi nodded obediently and sat down again.
But Huang Lei next to him had a gloomy face at this moment.
Because he is the 'kid' that Jiang Nian mentioned, who needs a bunch of people to help him cook!
"I want to see what you can make!"
Huang Lei said to himself as he silently clenched the shovel.
Then he turned around and looked at the pot of stewing beans.
After thinking about it, he made up his mind and picked it up directly.
He just didn't believe that the stewed beans he made was as problematic as Jiang Nian said!
Obviously this is the reason for the beans!
It’s just because it’s old. No matter who makes it, it’s the same!
Huang Lei has completely started a fight with Jiang Nian.
Jiang Nian didn't know about this and didn't care.
Because he has now devoted himself to cooking.
Jiang Nian also made stewed beans.
no way.
Under the control of the director team, the available ingredients are too limited.
As for green beans, there are not many ways to cook them.
It's nothing more than stir-fried meat, stewed meat, braised noodles, roasted eggplant, stewed potatoes, etc.
But with the ingredients left, it was obvious that they were not enough to make a dish.
Can only be mixed together.
"Tsk, you're still competing without knowing what's going on."
“That’s really not my intention.”
"If there were some other dishes, I wouldn't have collided!"
"But speaking of it, Leizi is pretty awesome. With so many good things in his hands, he can turn them into a pile of shit."
"In a sense, this can be considered a gifted talent."
Jiang Nian muttered to himself, but his hands never stopped moving.
Almost in the blink of an eye, he had processed all the beans, meat, potatoes and the like.
Very smooth.
Everyone who saw this was stunned, and couldn't help but compare it in their minds to the way Huang Lei used to boss people around when he was cooking.
Well, I can only say that there is no harm without comparison.
(End of this chapter)