Chapter 132: The spoils of war! The aliens who fuck without rules!
Chapter 132: The spoils of war! Shameless aliens!
Unfortunately, there is only one "slime monster" still alive. If we can get hold of Borsalino's handle in advance, we might be able to capture all three alien cadres.
"Sir Speed Flash, are you sure the alien leader has been completely eliminated?"
Mrs. Perrus put on a kindly attitude and tried to get information from Borsalino.
Although Boros was "eliminated" in public, he had already demonstrated extraordinary regenerative abilities before that.
Except for his opponent, Speedy Flash, no one knows whether the overlord of the universe is really dead.
"He should be dead. This is my first time using that move, so I'm not sure if it can kill someone. How about you guys try it?"
Borsalino pretended to be joking and provocative, and the smile on Mrs. Perus's face couldn't help but become a little stiff. She thought she had put down her airs as much as possible to communicate with Speed Flash, but she didn't expect that the other party was still so disrespectful.
It had been a long time since she had heard such a malicious provocation. Even with Mrs. Perus's shrewdness, she couldn't help but curse out loud in her heart.
But the more she cursed in her heart, the higher the corners of Borsalino's mouth curled.
With the huge gap in strength between the two sides, the effect of malicious perception at such a close distance was brought to the extreme.
Now Mrs. Perussa had no secrets from Borsalino. If Borsalino wanted, he could even know the sizes of her 'little boyfriends'.
"This old woman has quite a bit of wealth. I can use it to subsidize Fubuki's 'B-class club' later..."
"Oh, so you were also involved in the capture of Tornado and Fubuki for research. Tell Tornado later..."
"You're Metal Knight's old lover, Dr. Porfoy, right? I'll destroy your nest when I get back..."
"Superhuman Project, Immortality Project, Monster Transformation Project..."
"Tsk tsk tsk, you still say you're not a villain..."
……
The two people talked to each other face to face, and their inner psychological activities were also extremely exciting.
If anyone had the ability to read minds, they would be stunned at this moment.
Mrs. Perusse, who had said a lot, faced Borsalino's meaningful look, and for some reason, she felt extremely uneasy from the bottom of her heart.
In the end, he could only say a few dry words and instruct the association's staff to pack up and take away all the valuable research materials.
"Wait a minute, I want that guy." Borsalino pointed at the 'slime monster' Gloribas and said.
He actually didn't have much interest in Gloribas. His ability to withstand a beating was an advantage, but it was not enough to impress Borsalino.
However, Mrs. Perus seemed to want this alien very much, so Borsalino naturally didn't mind taking it away as interest collected in advance.
"What?" X2
Mrs. Perrus and Gloribas exclaimed at the same time, but their moods were completely different.
This is an alien warrior who can defeat several S-class heroes. If it weren't for the superpowers of the Thrilling Tornado that restrained it, Gloribas would not necessarily lose to the S-class heroes.
Even among the many research materials collected by the Hero Association so far, Gloribas is the top-notch one. I don't know how many research institutes under the names of the association's top leaders have already reserved Gloribas as research material in advance.
As a result, Borsalino now wants to take Gloribas away. This is simply too much!
"That's great! I have a chance to survive!"
Gloribas was shaking its body with excitement. Not having to die was the best news for it.
Although the one who saved it was the enemy who destroyed Lord Boros, there is no loyalty among space pirates. Since the warrior in the prophecy is stronger than Lord Boros, then it is reasonable for it to choose to rely on the warrior in the prophecy, isn't it?
"Sir Speed Flash, what do you want with this alien?"
Noticing that the atmosphere seemed a little off, the zombie man asked as if to smooth things over. If only Borsalino wanted it, the S-class heroes wouldn't say much.
After all, Speedy Flash is recognized as the greatest contributor to saving the earth. Without him, no one would be able to defeat the alien leader.
But now the staff of the association also want to take Gloribas away. The zombie man who doesn't want to see a conflict between the two sides has to take the initiative to step forward, hoping to persuade them.
"Oh, I think this guy is pretty good at taking a beating. I want to bring him back to the training camp to let everyone practice with him. Such a useful sandbag will surely be useful for a long time."
Borsalino spoke these extremely scary words in a serious manner, and Gloribas, who was still excited a second ago, was trembling with fear the next moment.
It's not because he was afraid of being used as a punching bag, but he accidentally recalled the painful experience of being beaten up when Lord Boros used him for training.
"I agree."
As a member of the training camp, Flash made a decisive statement that a sandbag that cannot be broken no matter how hard you hit it and can provide timely feedback is simply the best "training equipment".
"It sounds pretty good..."
Genos was also somewhat tempted.
As the main output responsible for eliminating Gloribas so far, no one knows better than him how tough this alien is.
But Genos didn't do it for himself, he mainly wanted to take the boy back to let Saitama teacher see him. Maybe this guy can withstand the teacher's punch?
"Wait a minute! You didn't catch this guy, why should I let you take him back?"
But at this moment, Metal Bat stood up unconvinced. He only thought of this after being 'reminded' by Borsalino. He also wanted to use such a good sandbag.
"Oh? Are you saying that when I face a similar crisis in the future, I should hide behind others and wait to grab the spoils at the end?"
Borsalino sneered. Whether in terms of merit or legal principles, he had the right to take Gloribas away.
At worst, he could call Boros over and ask Boros to personally acknowledge the ownership of Gloribas.
"Asshole! Who are you saying is hiding behind someone else?"
Feeling mocked, Metal Bat flew into a rage, but was "locked up" from behind by Superalloy Black Light, and could only swing the bat at Borsalino from a distance.
"Sir Speed Flash, this guy is a dangerous alien after all. If he is placed in a crowded place like a training camp, what if he escapes..."
Mrs. Perus still wanted to try her best. Even if it was the remains of a dragon-level monster, its research value was not as good as that of a living Gloribas.
Such excellent research materials were taken back by Borsalino to be used as sandbags, which was a complete waste of resources!
"Humph! How could it possibly escape while I'm here? Besides, even if it does, Borsalino can easily kill it!"
Tornado, who had recovered from her shame and anger, floated over with Fubuki. Although the blush on her little face had not completely faded, she still looked arrogant and domineering when facing people other than Borsalino and Fubuki.
Tornado is not interested in Gloribas. This inferior creature that is completely restrained by super powers is worthless in Tornado's opinion.
But since it was what Borsalino wanted, Tornado would help him get it even if it was just to be used as a sandbag.
"…Since Ms. Tornado has said so, then I'll leave it to Lord Speed Flash!"
Mrs. Perrus was speechless for a moment. She could only resist the urge to grit her teeth and forcefully forced out a 'kind' smile before speaking.
Even if the Hero Association wants to take in Glorybas, they still need to rely on Tornado's superpowers.
But now Tornado has sided with Borsalino. Even if she wants to continue arguing, the other party can ask them how they are going to contain this alien.
"No! No! Kill me! Kill me quickly! I don't want to be a punching bag!"
Gloribas, who was trapped in a cage condensed by Tornado's supernatural power and was picked up by Borsalino like a pet, screamed in fear.
It didn't know that the person who wanted to practice with it was actually the hero in the training camp. It just thought that Borsalino wanted to use it as a sandbag.
Even Lord Boros, the master of the universe, is no match for the warrior in the prophecy.
In Gloribas's imagination, Borsalino's image has changed from a brave man who resisted the Great Demon King to the ultimate Great Demon King who defeated the previous Great Demon King!
Just thinking about facing such a terrifying existence next, it would rather be burned to death by the flames than experience the feeling of being worse than death.
"Well, this guy looks a bit pitiful..."
Bang pounded his lower back and spoke with a strange expression.
Originally he thought that Borsalino's demand for Gloribas by force was a bit too much, but when he saw the alien screaming, he felt that this was absolutely perfect.
"Just a bad alien, he deserves to die!"
Child Emperor made a face at Glorybas in the cage and spoke with a gloating tone.
In the previous battle, Gloribas swallowed up several of his items, and he would have to stay up late tonight to replenish the damaged items.
He is just a child. He won’t grow taller if he stays up late often!
"Let me help you carry it."
Looking at Borsalino who was holding the cage with one hand and seemed unable to hold Fubuki.
Tornado generously used her superpowers to take over Gloribas' cage, and then took the initiative to sit on Borsalino's shoulders.
Sure enough, this position is the most comfortable, and this way she is taller than Borsalino!
"Blizzard?"
Feeling the soft touch on his shoulder and smelling the faint fragrance, Borsalino just smiled and stretched out his hand to Fubuki.
Now that the Cosmic Dark Matter Pirates have been 'eliminated', there is no need for them to continue staying at the Hero Association headquarters.
Next, send the alien brand 'sandbags' back to the training camp, and then go to the Metal Knight's lair to 'catch mice'.
Being the center of attention, Fubuki was a little shy, but she still took the initiative to walk over. Under the gaze of a group of heroes who were almost jaw-dropping, she was picked up by Borsalino and flew into the sky.
"Gu...how did that guy do that?"
Metal Bat spoke with a slight stammer. He was so slow-witted that he didn't realize until now that Speed Flash and Thrilling Tornado were a little too close.
What’s even more terrifying is that Speed Flash actually dares to play two girls at the same time in front of Tornado, and the other girl seems to be Tornado’s sister?
It’s so enviable... and so hateful!
"Young people nowadays...are becoming more and more terrifying..."
Banggu sighed with a double meaning, and Silver Fang, who was hunched over again, tapped his lower back which was a little uncomfortable, and prepared to go to his brother for tea.
"There's actually this kind of operation? It seems like the Lun family has another chance!"
Qiu Wudachi stared at Borsalino's departing back with shining eyes, but was knocked down by Atomic Samurai's palm blade.
"No, you didn't. Carry this idiot and get ready to go back to the dojo." Atomic Samurai said unhappily. He didn't want to be visited by Terrifying Tornado or even Speed Flash one day.
These stupid disciples are becoming more and more troublesome. I have decided to double the amount of training for Qiu Wu Tachi!
"I have to hurry to school, too."
Child Emperor patted Drive Knight's arm and looked at him seriously.
"..."
Drive Knight rubbed his forehead with a speechless face, transformed into a super-high-speed aircraft on the spot, and flew towards the school with Child Emperor on his back.
"Let me help you clean up the ruins!"
Superalloy Darkshine patted his chest which was harder than steel. In the previous battle, he felt that he had not been able to help everyone, so he wanted to make up for it at this time.
"My brothers and I can also lend a hand..."
The Vest Sage also took the initiative to speak. Although many members of the Vest Hero Gang were not good people and he himself often failed to control his younger brothers, it was undeniable that the Vest Sage was indeed a qualified hero.
"And me! Vest BOY! Superalloy BOY! Let's work together!"
The sexy prisoner who was beaten beyond recognition did his signature move, only to be pulled back by a group of medical staff. Among so many S-class heroes, he was the worst injured. On the contrary, Atomic Samurai's three apprentices were just chopping up small fry and didn't suffer any injuries.
"Mrs. Perrus?"
Senior William, with a somewhat embarrassed expression, came over cautiously.
No one knew whether Mrs. Perus would vent her anger on them after being so embarrassed by the Speed Flash.
"I'm fine. These S-class heroes really are...quite unique!"
Mrs. Perrus showed a 'kind' smile on her face, but this smile made William shiver involuntarily.
At this time, Borsalino, who was taking Tornado and Blizzard back to the training camp, suddenly narrowed his eyes.
"What's wrong?"
Sitting on Borsalino's shoulder, Tornado was the first to notice the change in his lover's mood. "Nothing, I just saw the rats in the warehouse and wanted to join the rats hiding in the gutter..."
Borsalino said with a smile.
For someone like him who doesn't like to use his brain, the ability to sense malicious intent is indeed extremely convenient.
Now, even if he was asked to change his special observation Haki to predict the future or listen to the voices of all things, Borsalino would choose to refuse without hesitation. After all, malicious perception is too tempting.
"Rat? You mean Metal Knight? Then who is the other rat?"
Tornado sat on Borsalino's shoulder and asked with some confusion.
In her impression, Metal Knight's interpersonal relationships in the Hero Association are even worse than hers. She has never heard that Metal Knight has any close relationship with any S-class hero.
And after Borsalino has shown such amazing strength, I don't think any idiot would have the courage to stand on the side of Metal Knight, right?
It's true that there are some S-class heroes who are not afraid of power, but the problem lies in the conflict between Borsalino and Metal Knight, and it is obvious that Metal Knight is in the wrong.
The previous secret spying could be barely explained, but when Borsalino asked him for an explanation, Metal Knight not only showed no apology, but also sent out war mechas to launch an attack.
Such actions can only be described as insane. Tornado couldn't imagine why anyone would dare to get involved with Metal Knight at this point in time.
"It's that old woman from before. She seems to be trying to team up with Metal Knight to cause trouble for me."
Borsalino spoke with amusement.
Mrs. Perrouse was extremely cautious, even her secretary was kept in the dark.
However, the ability of malicious perception is too targeted, unless the person plotting against Borsalino knows the ability of malicious perception and possesses domineering Haki strong enough to interfere with Borsalino's observation Haki.
Otherwise, all conspiracies, intrigues and evil spirits will be exposed in front of Borsalino.
"Mrs. Perrus?! How could it be her?"
Fubuki, who was lying in Borsalino's arms in a 'princess hug' position, exclaimed. Although the Hero Association did not have a position such as president, as one of the most prestigious senior executives, Mrs. Perus has always been regarded as the main leader of the Hero Association.
Who could have thought that such a big shot would take the initiative to collude with the infamous Metal Knight to deal with Borsalino who had just saved the earth.
"What's so strange about this? That old woman is not a good person. Weren't you locked up in a research institute when you were young? The old woman was part of that institute..."
Borsalino explained casually, but what he didn't expect was that as soon as he finished speaking, Fubuki couldn't help but grab his arm, and her soft body became stiff.
Those years when they were locked up and studied by others have always been the biggest taboo in the hearts of the two sisters.
However, they were too young when they were locked up. After they were rescued and became heroes, Tornado tried to go back and investigate, but found nothing.
They didn't expect to learn about their enemies here in Borsalino. The most hateful thing is... their enemies have been pretending to be good people in front of them all these years!
"Go back! I'm going to stuff that old woman into the toilet and drown her!"
Tornado was so angry that her whole body was shaking. She had never actually killed a human before, but at this moment she really wanted to kill Mrs. Perus.
"Don't worry, we have to catch the culprit red-handed. When the two mice get together, we can catch them all at once... Don't worry, I'm here."
Borsalino hugged Fubuki tightly and patted her back to comfort her.
Compared to Tornado, whose first reaction was to seek revenge, the younger Fubuki had a relatively faint impression of that experience, but it also became an unforgettable nightmare for her.
"You just said that the old woman had a share in that organization. Besides her, who else had a share?"
Tornado first floated down from Borsalino's shoulder, hugged Fubuki with great heartache, trying to comfort her sister, then revealed a fierce expression and spoke.
Her vindictiveness was almost as great as Borsalino's.
After learning about her enemies, Tornado not only wanted revenge, but also wanted to find all the remaining enemies.
"That's not clear for now. My ability is that when someone harbors ill will towards me, I can sense their thoughts. The deeper the ill will, the more thoughts I can sense..."
Borsalino began to explain his ability to sense malicious intent. Unless Borsalino was willing to take the initiative to fall into the trap, this type of ability would be revealed sooner or later.
Just like Katakuri's ability to predict the future, even if he doesn't say it out loud.
But anyone who has fought with Katakuri can more or less guess some clues.
And there was nothing to hide in front of Tornado and Fubuki. Apart from the fact that he was a time traveler and the dimensional chat group, Borsalino had no secrets from the girls around him.
Especially Nami even knew exactly where Borsalino's small treasury was, but she didn't know when the little thief began to regard it as his own treasure room.
“…So unless the old woman takes the initiative to remember, or her hostility towards me reaches a certain critical point, I have no idea who her partners are.”
Borsalino shrugged to indicate that he was powerless, but fortunately this was not really a problem. After all, as long as he caught the person, he could get any secret out of him.
Don't be fooled by the fact that these guys who seem to be high and mighty in their daily lives are better than anyone else at playing tricks and schemes. When they end up as prisoners, their performance is often worse than that of the pirate minions imprisoned in the deep sea prison.
"Once I catch that old woman, I will make her regret being born into this world!"
Tornado gritted her teeth and uttered harsh words, but her malice was too low to be justified. According to Borsalino's prediction...it would be good enough if Tornado could kill Mrs. Perussa with her own hands in the end.
But it's okay this way. It's a good thing for girls to be kind. Although a cold-blooded queen like Esdeath is also great, Borsalino consciously prefers softer and cuter women.
"Master! Great Master! Please allow me to serve you! I am the top expert in torture, and no one is better at torture than me!" Gloribas, who was trapped in a telekinetic cage, suddenly shouted loudly.
By now it had realized that Lord Boros had died at the hands of the warrior in the prophecy, so there was no need for it to persist to the end.
Compared to being treated as a punching bag and being tortured to a state worse than death, it is better to keep on kneeling and licking the thighs of others. Even being a subordinate of the Earth's natives is no big deal.
After all, this man is the strong man who defeated the overlord of the universe Boros, and it is his honor to become his subordinate.
"What did you call me?"
The corners of Borsalino's mouth twitched. It was not that he had never seen shameless people before, but he was still thinking that if Boros performed well, he would return this guy to him.
"Master! Great... no, supreme master! Please forgive my previous offense. It was all Boros' fault! If he hadn't forced us to attack this planet..."
The 'slime monster' in the cage began to chatter about Boros' bad words, as if it was using it as a means to please Borsalino.
What Gloribas didn't notice was that Borsalino took out a recording telephone bug from his pocket and recorded everything he said verbatim.
When I was about to return this guy to Boros, I played the recording to Boros as well.
Don’t ask what the benefits of doing this are. The only thing you need to know is that people who like to have fun don’t need a reason to do things.
"Very good! Once we catch that old woman, I'll leave it to you to deal with!"
However, after listening to the punishment method introduced by Gloribas, Tornado decided decisively to hand Mrs. Perus over to this alien.
If Borsalino hadn't said that they had to wait until the criminals were caught red-handed, Tornado would have been unable to hold back and wanted to rush back to the Hero Association headquarters to make Mrs. Perus regret being born into this world.
At the same time, at the training ground in City B, the heroes who had temporarily stopped training were still whispering about the abnormality that had just occurred.
The whole world seemed to be illuminated by a light that came from nowhere, and everything between heaven and earth was filled with endless light.
Fortunately, this anomaly did not last long, but even so, it was enough to arouse the heroes' curiosity.
Considering that the Hero Association urgently summoned all S-class heroes to the headquarters, the answer to what happened is already obvious.
I just don’t know what kind of disaster would be worth all the S-class heroes mobilizing together. Could it be a god-level disaster that only exists in theory?
"... Aliens... Overlords of the Universe... Sounds like they're very powerful..."
Saitama stared at his phone depressedly. He had already contacted Genos and learned the whole story of the alien attack in City A.
Other aliens are fine, but the alien leader who can fight Borsalino back and forth sounds very strong...
If he had been there at the time, he might have been able to fight with that overlord of the universe.
Unfortunately, he had already promised Borsalino to stay here and help supervise the heroes' training, and regrettably missed the opportunity to fight the alien leader.
"Ah... When can I get Borsalino to agree to fight me..."
Saitama scratched his bald forehead. Things like this that required thinking were the most troublesome. It would be great if Borsalino was a bad guy. He could just attack him directly.
"Saitama-sama, would you like the yakiniku spicy?"
Just as Saitama was sighing, the member of the Fubuki team who was in charge of grilling meat for Saitama spoke cautiously.
Before this, many people thought that Saitama was here to eat and drink for free, but when they saw Saitama running around the training ground a hundred times in less than a minute, they immediately knelt down to this big guy.
Even those arrogant A-class heroes had to bow down before Saitama, who was still a C-class hero, and train obediently according to Saitama's instructions.
"Yes! Uh, not too spicy, add less!"
Saitama, who was sighing a second ago, suddenly became energetic after hearing the voices of the barbecue team members.
Although top-quality beef tastes delicious when simply grilled, he still prefers the hot and spicy taste.
However, thinking of the previous experience where he was almost sent away by the extremely spicy grilled squid, Saitama cautiously asked his team members to put less spiciness.
"Speed Flash-sama and Fubuki-sama are back!"
Just as Saitama was enjoying his meal, the sharp-eyed members of the Fubuki team had already seen Borsalino in the sky.
In front of so many people, Tornado was still a little shy and didn't feel comfortable continuing to sit on Borsalino's shoulders, so she landed on the ground first with Fubuki.
Borsalino and Gloribas who was trapped in the cage landed a little later. Even when Gloribas took the initiative to kneel and lick him, Borsalino had no intention of letting it move freely.
"Speed Flash and Thrilling Tornado are back. Does that mean the disaster is over?"
"Is the enemy in the cage this time? Is it a Dragon-level monster?"
"They don't look that powerful. Is it necessary to summon all the S-class heroes to join the battle..."
……
The heroes in training huddled together, whispering to each other.
From the outside, Gloribas, in the shape of a "slime monster", does not look very intimidating.
No one can connect this thing that looks little different from mud with the aliens that can defeat S-class heroes.
"You guys are finally back... Hey, what the hell is this thing? It looks so ugly..."
Saitama greeted Borsalino while eating barbecue, and then came to the telekinetic cage made by Tornado and looked at Gloribas inside.
"You are the ugly one! An aboriginal creature without even any hair!"
Gloribas was very angry. He was the best-looking individual in the tribe where he was born. This damn indigenous creature actually dared to say that he was ugly. It was so shameless!
Although all earthlings seemed equally ugly to Gloribas, considering that other natives had hair, the natives in front of him were enough to prove that even among the natives, this guy was the ugliest one.
"Asshole! You don't even have any hair yourself! No! You are nothing but a pile of mud, why do you despise me for not having hair?"
The corner of Saitama's eye twitched, because losing all his hair due to over-training has always been a pain in his heart, and this damn piece of mud is actually rubbing salt into his wound!
So, an earthling and an alien started arguing across the cage.
If there hadn't been the cage blocking the way, they would have probably started fighting by now.
Of course, the consequences of a fight are self-evident.
No matter how tough Gloribas is, he is destined to be killed instantly by a single punch from the bald devil.
"Master Borsalino, is that a monster in the cage?"
Lily from the Fubuki Group asked curiously. The monsters she met in the past were either insane or extremely cruel and violent. This was the first time Lily had seen a "weirdo" like Gloribas who could even quarrel with Saitama.
"Weirds... probably not. Are aliens considered weird?"
Borsalino touched his chin, then asked Fubuki, who had returned to normal.
The standard for monsters in the One Punch Man world is a bit broad, but no matter what, it is still confined to the Earth. Aliens like Gloribas should not be considered monsters.
(End of this chapter)