Chapter 135 Kavi: Give me some?
At eight o'clock, the carnival officially began. Scholars from various colleges were ready, and residents who had heard about this large-scale event of the House of Religion also entered one after another.
Between six and eight o'clock, Azar's poster attracted many residents to the booth of Amiledo College, but after reading the descriptions before each exhibit, seven out of ten of them would ask about the efficacy and launch date of the fraud pollen.
I am a serious scholar and I do serious research. I study the pollen of the Pawn Flower so that the people of Xumi can eat the nectar of the Pawn Flower with confidence. I don't sell Viagra. I am a serious scholar.
Harold took a deep breath and urgently added a sentence to the relevant instructions of the Prank Nectar: "Prank Nectar pollen cannot be produced on a large scale. If necessary, you can ask the Prank Nectar wholesaler whether they have stock after the Prank Nectar is on the market."
After adding this explanation, the exhibits at Amyrido College were still crowded with people, but fewer people asked Harold about the information about the pollen of the cheat flower in person. This might be because of the presence of the ten freshmen aged twelve or thirteen.
——The eyes of these boys were clear but foolish, and they looked at every visitor eagerly. Even if the residents did not ask them questions, some of them would come over and listen carefully to the conversation between the residents and the seniors. If they encountered questions that they could answer, they would interject a few words. This young teenager was always eager to show himself in front of his predecessors.
"Senior, Harold Senior, what did that beautiful aunt stuff into your mouth just now?"
The black-haired boy asked, and everyone else looked over, staring curiously at the note in Harold's hand.
Harold calmly crumpled the note into a ball and stuffed it into his pocket, then smiled and said to the young junior:
"Letter of Intent. The lady wants to invest in one of my research projects. It's not convenient for me to read it during the fun fair. I will go home and read it carefully after today's event."
"Senior, were those also letters of intent to invest?" the girl with long brown hair asked curiously.
“Yes, they think my research has high economic value, so they all want to invest.”
Harold rubbed his temple again. With these little brats watching, there were fewer people asking him directly, but there were quite a few who secretly passed him notes, all wanting him to make Viagra.
I've said it before, I'm not that kind of person. Even if you pay me, don't try to force me to become the "Father of Teyvat Viagra"!
"So many people want to invest in your project? Your research on the Fraud Flower is really highly valued by everyone!"
The black-haired boy said with envy, "Even that famous spice merchant, Mr. Crime, has submitted an investment letter of intent to you, senior. He is very rich. When my parents sold fruits to him, I visited his house. His toilet is bigger than my house. How much investment did you get?"
"I haven't counted them yet, but it looks like a lot," said Harold.
"With so much investment, this project will surely go smoothly, right?"
Harold: “Yeah.”
Tinari was idly flipping through the biological illustrations, and he heard every word of the conversation between the few people.
He rolled his eyes silently. Having too good hearing is really not a good thing.
As they were talking, a plump middle-aged woman wearing gold and silver jewelry came over. She looked up at the banner hanging in front of the stall to make sure she was in the right place. Then she lowered her head and glanced around, and immediately selected Harold in the crowd.
She walked slowly towards Harold. Although she was a little plump, she lifted her legs higher than most people when she walked, which made her walking posture look quite elegant.
Standing in front of the silver-haired boy who was frequently mentioned by the residents, she bent down slightly and approached the bottles and jars beside Haroldt, carefully examining the quality of the nectar and nectar powder in the glass jars. A look of surprise appeared on her face.
After a short while, she seemed to remember the purpose of her trip. She shifted her gaze away from the bottles and jars and instead focused on reading the introduction to the nectar sealed in two glass panels.
While she was reading, there was still a crowd of people in front of the stall. Many people wanted to squeeze her out of the way to occupy the best reading spot, but they all returned empty-handed because of her plump figure.
She quickly finished reading the introduction and said to Harold with a smile, "Scholar, I heard that many people begged for your help after reading your research project.
So you really don't consider using the 'side effects' of the pollen on the human body to create some products that can improve the happiness index of Teyvat couples?"
"Ma'am, I'm just a scholar who has just entered the school. You know, I'm only good at fiddling with flowers and plants. Drug research is not my major." Harold said sincerely, while crumpling up the small note he had just received and putting it in his pocket.
"Then when you start breeding pollen on a large scale, would you be willing to be my supplier and sell all your pollen to me?
I am in the food processing business. In addition to the common meat and egg processing, I sometimes make some special foods, such as fat-reducing cakes, fruit jelly...
After learning about your research project, I have the intention to purchase your Pianhua pollen to make some special 'food'. If you are willing, after I confirm that the Pianhua pollen really has that kind of strange effect, I can buy your pollen at this price. "
As she spoke, she handed a note to Harold with a smile and gestured.
Harold glanced at the note and said, "I am happy to contribute to the happy lives of all couples in Teyvat, ma'am."
I didn't want to do this, but she gave me too much.
Then, he lowered his voice slightly: "After today's event is over, I will find my partner and ask her to discuss cooperation with you face to face. Please give me your address."
It is impossible for me to show up in person, and I still have to have dignity. I believe that Master Dolly would be happy to replace me as the "Father of Teyvat Viagra" for the sake of shiny Mora.
After receiving the business card and address from the lady, Harold handed the newly-used can of nectar of the lily of the valley to the junior student beside him. The black-haired boy immediately put it in the cardboard box at his feet and arranged it neatly with other glassware.
"Harold! I'm here to see you!"
Harold heard a familiar, bright voice in the crowd, and he immediately smiled: "Senior Kavi."
"Hmm! It's so lively here. Why are there more people than at our Sahavalo College? Is it because of the banners?" Kavi slowly squeezed to the front and looked at the exhibits of Amirita College curiously.
"Are the seniors' works also on display?" Harold asked.
"No," Kavi said, paused, and quickly added, "It's just that there is no exhibition this year! In the past two years, my works were exhibited in the most prominent positions.
However, I plan to graduate this year, and the focus of my study is on practical courses. Although I have drawn a lot of drawings, our college usually only exhibits models, which are more impressive.
——The landscape and installation designs done by my juniors this year are all excellent. There are too many of you here. I went to our college to take a look before coming here. Now there are fewer people. I couldn’t squeeze in just now. "
As he spoke, he bent down and lowered his head so that his eyes were level with the dried nectar powder of the cheat flower on the table. "Although I see it every day at home, I still think it's so beautiful no matter how many times I see it. It's golden and shiny. Is the pollen of the cheat flower also this color?"
"Yes, senior, compared to dry powder, the color saturation of pollen is a little higher, a bit like sweet flower pollen, and the particles are larger than sweet flower pollen. However, to collect sweet flower pollen, just add a pollen collection baffle in front of the beehive, and the blocky pollen will fall off when the bees enter the beehive.
Beekeepers only need to collect these pollen blocks, sieve out impurities and then bottle them. But to get the pollen from the cheat flower, I have to separate the receptacles of the cheat flower one by one and use a small brush to brush the pollen off the anthers.
So if you really want to bottle the pollen of the lily of the valley, it will look more delicate than the sweet pollen sold on the market." Harold said.
"Wow, you made me even more curious. I heard the residents talking about how good your pollen is. It has the effect of strengthening the body, especially suitable for men.
——When you are ready to sell pollen, give me a can first. Hmm... pollen sounds very fragrant! I have been feeling a little tired lately. It seems that I need to replenish my body. "Kavi said half-jokingly.
As soon as he finished speaking, many people's eyes were cast on him, especially some young women, who looked at him with sympathy and regret.
I never thought that this handsome boy would have such troubles at such a young age.
"What's wrong? Did I say something wrong? Why is everyone looking at me like that?"
Kavi looked around, and everyone he saw deliberately looked away. Some even lowered their heads and covered their mouths with their hands to laugh. The ten freshmen around Haroldt were full of questions, not knowing what was going on.
"Kavi...Senior Kavi, take a look at this." Tinari sighed, picked up the introduction sign placed in front of the deception nectar powder, knocked on the table, and then pushed it in front of Kavi.