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Gulu.
No, no, no.
He shook his head frantically to clear the unrealistic thoughts from his mind.
By the way, I remember I searched before about how to coax an angry girlfriend.
As expected of me, Xiaoshan Yi prepares for a rainy day.
Xiao Shanyi gave himself a thumbs up in his heart for his foresight.
I remember the first step is that both parties must remain calm, stay quietly by each other's side, and not let things get further out of control.
Xiaoshan Yi stood silently beside Kato Megumi.
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four three, two, one.
Okay, that's about it.
The next step is to make some physical contact and see the other person's reaction.
Xiaoshan Yi quietly and slowly touched Kato Megumi's left hand with his right hand.
I secretly looked at Kato Megumi's reaction.
No response. Okay, now it’s time to take a step further.
Xiaoshan Yi's right hand went from touching at the beginning to the back of his hand touching the back of his hand.
five four three two one.
OK, it's still possible.
Next, Xiaoshan Yi's eyes hardened, and he grabbed Kato Megumi's left hand with his right hand, crossing their five fingers and clasping them together.
five four three two one.
Okay, next, the woman should give me a reaction, like rolling her eyes, or slightly struggling, and then I will admit my mistake and ask for forgiveness. She is arrogant, and I will continue, and finally sign a series of unequal treaties and empty her shopping cart.
Xiaoshan Yi tilted his head and looked at Kato Megumi, his eyes fully expressing: It's your turn, I'm ready.
……
Seeing Kato Megumi staring at the fish behind the glass, Xiaoshan Yi felt embarrassed.
Oh my god, this is not consistent with what is in the textbook.
Xiao Shanyi was panicked.
Forget it, let’s use another version and express my apology with gifts. I remember they sell sea lion dolls here.
When Xiaoshan Yi was about to buy a doll, he suddenly found his hand being held.
ahle?
Xiaoshan Yi looked at his hand in surprise. He had just let go of it, but Kato Megumi held it tightly again.
Wait, is this the one in a million situation I'm facing?
Xiao Shanyi remembered a situation he had seen high up on the forum before.
That aroused the envy, jealousy and hatred of so many people.
That situation can be summarized as: I am not angry with you, but I want you to coax me. What is this? Isn't this just acting coquettishly?
I thought of a good idea.
Xiaoshan Yi smiled faintly and began to look at the glass, or to be more precise, he was looking at the reflection of Kato Megumi on the glass.
After meeting Kato Megumi's eyes on the glass, Xiaoshan Yi smiled and said, "It's really beautiful."
After feeling the hand holding his hand tighten, Xiao Shanyi felt completely relaxed.
Okay, next you just need to praise Xiaohui calmly.
……
How can you praise in a subtle and calm way?
Xiao Shanyi's brain was working frantically.
Got it!
"What a beautiful and graceful figure, she is the only one in the world to stand out from the crowd, showing her beauty that can overwhelm the whole city, hoping to be virtuous in the rumors. She wears a jade pendant to compare her purity, and competes with orchids for fragrance. She is gentle and tender in the world, but has a noble aspiration in the sky."
Xiaoshan Yi looked at Kato Megumi's eyes in the glass and read out this passage affectionately. He thought proudly in his heart: What do you think? I praised her appearance and Xiaohui's character without showing any emotion. This is pretty good, right?
……
That's not right. According to the description in the forum, shouldn't girls be shy and reconcile with their boyfriends now? Why hasn't Xiaohui responded to me yet? Does she think I didn't praise her enough?
Xiao Shanyi thought about it and felt that this should be the case. Okay, then let’s do another paragraph.
"Autumn water is the spirit, jade is the bones, lotus is the face, willow is the eyebrow.
It has the appearance of flowers, the voice of birds, the spirit of the moon, the posture of willow, the bones of jade, the skin of ice and snow, the posture of autumn water, and the heart of poetry.
Her hands are as soft as catkins, her skin is as white as cream, her neck is as smooth as a cicada, her teeth are as white as a gourd, her forehead is as beautiful as a rose, her eyebrows are as pretty as a rose, her smile is charming, and her eyes are long and full of hope.
……
No way, there is no reaction at all. Is Xiaohui so greedy? Do you want me to recite "The Goddess of Luo River"?
Xiaoshan Yi looked at Kato Megumi's expressionless face and said, "Forget it, I'll carry you."
"Its shape is as graceful as a startled wild goose..."
"enough."
ahle?
Xiaoshan Yi looked at Kato Megumi in a daze. How come I was interrupted before I even started?
In fact, Kato Megumi was a little shy. She knew her boyfriend had been praising her for a long time, but she couldn't understand a word he said. Although she could guess that he was praising her for her beauty, but...
I still don’t feel very happy.
Looking at Xiaoshan Yi's confused eyes, Kato Megumi sighed.
"Xiao Yi, this is not the way to coax your girlfriend."
As Kato Megumi spoke, her eyes seemed to show some determination.
"Then, how should I coax her?"
Xiaoshan Yi asked Kato Hui blankly. He felt that what he was doing was very artistic and advanced.
"so."
Kato Megumi pushed Xiaoshan Yi and let Xiaoshan Yi lean against the glass behind him.
Before Xiaoshan Yi could figure out the situation, Kato Hui placed her hands on both sides of Xiaoshan Yi's head.
Close, too close.
Looking at Kato Megumi's face which was very close to his, the hot breath exhaled by Kato Megumi hit Xiaoshan Yi's face, and Xiaoshan Yi felt his face was burning.
According to the law of conservation of energy, if one side becomes weaker, the other side must become stronger.
Originally, Kato Megumi was also very embarrassed, but for some reason, after seeing Xiaoshan Yi being so shy, she felt a little excited.
"Did you know I have super powers?"
Xiao Shanyi now feels like his brain's CPU has exploded. In other words, his brain is no longer able to speak.
"Well, the presence is low."
……
"wrong."
Kato Megumi looked closely at Xiaoshan Yi's eyes and smiled.
"I like you very much."
Dudu! ! !
Clank, clank, clank.
The train in Xiaoshanyi's heart started running, loaded with deer.
Just when Xiaoshan Yi was feeling extremely shy, he suddenly noticed a smirk on Kato Megumi's mouth, which was a mockery of his masculinity.
He pressed Kato Megumi's shoulders with both hands and exerted slight force, and the positions of the two people were instantly switched.
Xiaoshan Yi supported the glass with one hand and looked down at Kato Megumi. Kato Megumi looked at Xiaoshan Yi with a blushing face, shyly avoiding his gaze.
It’s done. It’s my first time doing a wall-bang in my life.
No, this is glass, right? Glass dong? Glass dong? Glass dong?
In an instant, a lot of insignificant thoughts flashed through Xiao Shanyi's mind. It was really just a moment. I have to say that the human brain is really amazing.
The next step is to say some sweet words like Xiaohui just did.
Xiao Shanyi's mind was working frantically, and in a corner he remembered a sentence he had accidentally seen on the forum.
"Girl, I've got it all figured out."
Kato Megumi's heart beat faster as she looked at Oyama Yi's handsome face.
"Wha...what?"
It’s still the law of conservation of energy. Kato Megumi has become weaker, but Xiaoshan Yi has become more energetic.
He looked at Kato Megumi affectionately, and then, under the girl's shy gaze, he slowly leaned close to the girl's ear and spoke with a magnetic voice.
"All it takes is a kiss from you."
Rumble.
As Kato Megumi listened to the sweet words in her ears, she felt like she was... boiling.
What should I do? What does Xiaoyi mean? Do you really want to kiss me? Is it too fast? But it’s not good to refuse. The environment is just right now, but I’m so shy.
Kato Hui thought about it a lot, and finally decided...
Oh, why did Xiaohui close her eyes?