Chapter 138 Hello, Master Chen

Chapter 138 Hello, Master Chen

Chapter 139 Hello, Master Chen

In the old view, the red moon hangs high.

There are many evil things here, which is the missing part of the original Jingxian Temple.

And at the deepest part of this old view.

The old Taoist in white robe was sitting cross-legged in the hall with a big belly.

At this moment, a sound came from my stomach.

Chen Huangpi shouted, "Second Master, open your mouth. I'm going out."

The old Taoist in white robe turned a deaf ear and closed his eyes.

And he also made snoring sounds on purpose.

"Second Master..."

Chen Huangpi said helplessly: "You never snore when you sleep, I know you are pretending to sleep, stop making trouble and let me out quickly, your stomach is too stuffy, it makes me dizzy."

"I can't let you go."

"why?"

"Because I am not your most beloved Second Master."

The old Taoist in white robe said in a sharp voice: "Huangpi'er, don't worry. Your second master loves you so much. When he wakes up, he will definitely let you go."

"Then when will my Second Master wake up?"

"The chickens have eaten all the rice, the dogs have eaten all the noodles, the fire has burned through the lock, and your beloved Second Master has woken up."

Hear this.

Chen Huangpi said helplessly: "Second Master, there is only evil in the old temple, there is no chicken, dog, rice or flour, you are lying to me again."

"Master... cough cough."

The old Taoist priest in white robe quickly changed his words and said, "I won't lie to you. If I say there is, then there must be."

As he spoke, the old Taoist in white robe waved his hand.

In the hall, there immediately appeared a mountain of rice, a mountain of flour, a lock, a chicken, a dog, and a ball of fire.

The chicken was eating rice, and for every grain it ate it laid another egg.

The dog was eating noodles, and with every bite, there was one more bite left.

And there was the fire, the fire burning beneath the iron lock.

However, the texture of the iron lock was exactly the same as that of the brass oil lamp, and it was clearly made of Shoushan copper.

Even the real fire and the immortal fire cannot burn the Shoushan copper.

How could this ordinary fire possibly burn it off?

Chen Huangpi sighed and said, "Second Master, you said you wouldn't lie to me, but I can't see it, so how can I know whether what you said is true or false?"

"I am not your second master!"

"Okay, Master Chen."

Chen Huangpi said, "You should be very familiar with my Second Master, right?"

"Not familiar, not familiar."

The old Taoist in white robe said vaguely: "I and your second master are just strangers who look the same, have the same name, and have the same temper."

"Oh, that's how it is……"

Chen Huangpi said casually: "Master Chen, you probably don't know that I actually have three masters, right?"

"You actually have three masters?"

"Yes, you probably haven't seen my master."

Chen Huangpi said calmly: "But what a coincidence, my master's surname is also Chen, so he should have the same name as Taoist Master Chen."

"How could there be such a coincidence in the world?"

The old Taoist priest in white robe pretended to be surprised: "Then your master must be very bad, right?"

"Yes, my master is very bad."

Chen Huangpi said: "Moreover, he is determined to make me into an elixir, and he is full of lies, deceiving me every day."

"It's so good, it's so good!"

The old Taoist in white robe said with relief: "Huang Pi'er, you finally understand. Your second master is the only one in the world who treats you best. He is the kindest and most compassionate. He will not lie to you, let alone turn you into an elixir."

"Come, tell me more about your Second Master. I can't wait any longer."

"No, you have to talk about my third master first."

"Nonsense! Nonsense!"

The old Taoist in white robe stood up and shouted, "As the saying goes, Tao gave birth to one, one gave birth to two, two gave birth to three. After you finished talking about the eldest brother, it's natural for you to talk about me. Why do you skip me and talk about the third brother?"

"Master Chen, you don't know..."

Chen Huangpi explained: "Since my third master left the old temple, he has been hanging me up and beating me. He beat me until my skin was torn and I cried bitterly. He is really a bad guy."

When talking about the touching parts, Chen Huangpi's voice was filled with tears.

It can be said that every word is like a tear.

"Ahhhh!!!"

The old Taoist in white robe clenched his fists, pounded his thighs in anger, and shouted frantically: "I am so angry! I am so angry!"

"I can't bear to hit you, how dare he do this to you!"

"That's not all..."

"What? What bad things has he done? Huangpi'er, tell me quickly."

"Master Chen, what did you say?"

"I've lost my words. Tell Master Chen quickly. He will tell your Second Master to make the decision for you and deal with the Third Master for you."

"But……"

Chen Huangpi hesitated and said, "Forget it, I won't say anything. If my second master knew about this, he would definitely be angry. He loves me the most and is the kindest. I don't want to make him sad."

As soon as these words came out.

How could the old Taoist in white robe sit still?

Although, I am definitely the best master who loves Huangpi'er the most and is the kindest.

But who doesn’t know this?
The key is that Huangpier cannot be wronged.

If the meat is wronged, its quality will deteriorate.

Once it deteriorates, it becomes difficult to digest.

Thinking of this, the old Taoist in white robe slapped his thigh suddenly, and suddenly realized: "No wonder I haven't digested the yellow skin yet. It turns out that it's because of the third brother's mischief!"

"Huangpi, if you have any grievances, just tell me!"

"Master Chen will make the decision for you!"

"Wow, Master Chen, you are so nice."

Chen Huangpi cried and said, "My third master is very powerful and holds grudges. He said that after he leaves the old temple, he will not return, and he wants to be the boss. In the future, he will be the chief master, the chief master will become the second master, and the second master will..."

"So he becomes the Third Master?!!!"

"No, Second Master is gone." Chen Huangpi complained, "He wanted to expel Second Master from the sect because Second Master wanted to eat me. I thought Third Master was lying to me, so I came to complain to Second Master, but I didn't expect that Second Master would really eat me."

"No! Master didn't eat you!"

As the Taoist priest in white robe said this, he opened his bloody mouth and spat out the tangerine peel with a "wow" sound.

"Ah! Yellow-skinned boy!"

The old Taoist in white robe asked in surprise: "How did you get into my stomach?"

Chen Huangpi said with a dark face: "Second Master, what do you think?"

"Master, I don't know."

The old Taoist in white robe lowered his head and said, "Perhaps you took advantage of my sleep and got in. My stomach is very warm, and you are afraid of the cold. Yes, that must be the case."

"Oh, so that's it."

Chen Huangpi pouted and said, "By the way, Second Master, where is Taoist Master Chen?"

"I'm going home."

The old Taoist in white robe lied, "His home is far from here, so he has to go back early. He also said that you must be filial to your master and never let the third brother expel you from the master's class. That would not be good."

"Don't worry, Second Master."

Chen Huangpi nodded and said, "I won't let Master San succeed, but Master Er, can you spit out Huang Er first when you speak? I see its head is stuck in your teeth."

"There is such a thing."

The old Taoist in white robe was extremely surprised. He quickly reached into his mouth and pulled out the brass oil lamp that was stuck in his teeth.

"Huang Er, you are sleepwalking too, right?"

"Yes!"

The brass oil lamp looked at the threatening eyes of the old Taoist in white robes, so how could it dare to say no...

Chen Huangpi asked for the brass oil lamp.

Then, he finally had the mind to look around the hall.

He saw mountains of rice, mountains of noodles, chickens, dogs, fire locks...

The old Taoist in white robe waved his hand hurriedly and wiped away all those things.

Then, he said with an evasive look: "It was all done by Taoist Master Chen, not me."

"Master Chen is also very bad, only I am good."

Chen Huangpi said nothing.

Because the more he looked at the hall, the more familiar it seemed.

"Second Master, why is this place exactly the same as the main hall in the temple?"

The old temple is the area where the Jingxian Temple disappeared.

This hall is no different from the hall outside Jingxian Temple except for its size.

Even the cushions on the ground are exactly the same.

"Which one is the same?"

The old Taoist in white robe pointed to the wall directly opposite the main hall and said, "Isn't this different?"

There are three portraits hanging on the wall.

But all three were blank.

There is no picture of the first master in purple robe, the second master in white robe, or the third master in green robe.

Chen Huangpi frowned and said, "But everything else is the same."

As he spoke, he walked towards the innermost wall of the hall.

"Second Master, look."

Chen Huangpi pointed at the wall and said, "There are still traces on this wall. The Flying Fairy Picture was originally hung here. It is exactly the same here as outside."

"It's different, totally different,"

The Taoist priest in white robe closed his eyes and said, "You have Changshan's eyesight. Your eyesight is not as good as before, so you saw it wrongly. But I don't have that. My eyesight is better than yours, so I see it differently."

"Second Master, you lied to me again."

"The teacher will not lie to you."

"Okay, then I brought you some delicious food. After you eat it, tell me what's going on here, okay?"

"Oh! Huangpi, what can you eat?"

The old Taoist in white robe opened his eyes and said with a look of complaint: "I am your dear master. Even if you don't bring food to me, what do you want to know? Can I not tell you?"

"Hurry up and bring out the food. I am starving."

"Yes, Second Master."

Chen Huangpi rolled his eyes and had an idea.

The Soul-Catching Book gave off a hint of chill, and then Lord Mangshan was thrown out.

The latter had a fierce look in his eyes and was about to scold Chen Huangpi as usual.

But I didn't have time to speak.

Then I saw an old, skinny face constantly enlarging, and then it opened its bloody mouth.

"It tastes bad and smells like a bald donkey."

The Taoist priest in white robe touched his belly and murmured, "Master hates bald donkeys the most. Bald donkeys are shameless. They dare to ask me for a yellow skin and let the yellow skin become the Buddha. Bald donkeys should be killed!"

"Buddha?"

Chen Huangpi was surprised and asked: "Second Master, are you talking about the evil Buddha?"

The brass oil lamp once said that after the changes in heaven and earth, the evil Buddha once came to Jingxian Temple to ask the master for something, but he was chopped off by the sword and his head was hung on the gate of the mountain.

Later, I met the head of the evil Buddha again in the old temple.

The latter still needs to save himself and convert himself.

On the contrary, Ah Gui and Huang Er were not affected.

It turned out that it was directed at me from the beginning.

The old Taoist in white robe said unhappily: "Not only it, there are other bald donkeys. Master has killed them one after another. Those bald donkeys are just like grass. It's disgusting to look at them."

"Then why did you give me the evil Buddha's relic, Second Master?"

Chen Huangpi took out the evil Buddha's relics.

Last time, the three masters reduced the evil Buddha to ashes.

The second master then threw the evil Buddha's relic to himself.

"Don't tell you."

The old Taoist in white robe whispered, "I won't tell Huang Pi'er that I have added some ingredients to this evil Buddha's relic, so that I can kill those bald donkeys later. Hehehe, I am the worst."

"Huang Pi'er, what do you think I am doing?"

"The teacher won't tell you!"

Chen Huangpi rolled his eyes and couldn't help but said, "Okay, Second Master, I don't know anything. By the way, what's going on with this hall?"

(End of this chapter)