Chapter 139: Sleeping Naked is Not Permitted in the East
Chapter 139: Sleeping Naked is Not Permitted in the East
"Midsummer", "sunrise", "cicadas' chirping", "orange-flavored soda", "boy", how do you make sentences with these words?
Lin Li would probably answer, "In midsummer, Bai Bufan used orange-flavored soda to make the young man look like cicadas."
Of course, Bai Bufan could also be attracted by the sunrise and the chirping of cicadas. There is no standard answer to this question.
As for Chen Yuying, when faced with this question, no matter how she makes a sentence, she should think of the scene in front of her.
Holding the hem of her skirt with her warm thighs, she freed one hand to smooth her hair, and the picture became clear. She saw Lin Li's other free hand raised high, just in time to catch the sun hat that was blown up.
Perhaps he himself did not expect to catch it. Lin Li's smile was filled with deep surprise, and then a little bit of boasting. Just looking at this expression, Chen Yuying felt that she heard his voice saying "How is it, isn't he handsome?"
So even though Lin Li didn't really ask that, Chen Yuying still gave him a thumbs up.
After Lin Li, who was singing "Ye Zi" with Wen Shuyang, noticed this, he smiled even more brightly, put the sun hat on his head, and transformed himself into Michael Jackson, doing a moonwalk that didn't look like a moonwalk at all.
The laughter on the lawn became even more melodious.
……
Time passes hidden in the song.
"Battery is low, please charge."
The music suddenly became quieter, and a mechanical prompt sounded from the speaker.
"Let's take a break, let's take a break." Lin Li heard the voice, and after another song ended, he shook the magic wand in his hand slightly and said to everyone.
Although there were definitely power banks available, I was indeed a little tired from singing.
"Ah..." The love was deep, the hatred was intense. These anthropomorphic things that were just his fanatical fans started to boo, "Is this not acceptable?"
"How can a man say no..." Bai Bufan was about to continue to add fuel to the fire, but suddenly realized that Lin Li didn't say he couldn't do it, but said that he should give up.
Bai Bufan blinked.
Whoever invented the word "歇逼" is truly a genius.
Men can really say give it a break.
"Just be happy in secret. When I hold a concert in a few years, the seats you are in now will be the first row of the inner field, which will cost tens of thousands of dollars. You don't know how lucky you are. You should know that Jay Chou is known as the Little Lin Li." Lin Li raised his middle finger at them, and then laughed and scolded:
"Besides, aren't you all tired? I added 2,000 more steps on WeChat Sports!"
Although Lin Li didn't move more than five meters in relative distance, jumping around and pointing was very tiring, not to mention that he was the one who sang the most.
Extremely thirsty, Lin Li returned to his bag under the tree, sat down, took out the plastic bottle, pinched it and started drinking.
The plastic bottle made a crackling sound and gradually became flat.
"Ah - alive." After half of the bottle of water was empty, Lin Li breathed a sigh of relief.
After feeling the cool water rushing into his body, Lin Li leaned against the tree trunk comfortably.
As for whether it is dirty or not, there is no need to think too much about it for a piece of clothing that costs thirty-two dollars and has two holes in it.
The end of this kind of clothes is either to be used as pajamas or as a rag for mopping the floor at home.
"Don't you want to wipe the sweat off your face?" Chen Yuying handed a tissue to Lin Li.
Hearing this, Lin Li's hands drooped weakly and he leaned his head towards Chen Yuying: "Squad leader, you may not know that my holy sword is just like the golden hoop stick. It looks light, but it actually weighs one pound and five hundred grams. I have no strength in my hands right now..."
Before he could finish his words, his vision was half blocked by a snow-white palm. A tissue was moved left and right against his forehead, absorbing the sweat.
A light coolness and a light fragrance.
"Really?" Lin Li spoke after a pause.
"Hmm?" Chen Yuying tilted her head slightly so that their eyes could meet again.
"Rere has flown away." Lin Li gave a thumbs up.
Chen Yuying laughed.
"As for the rest, you can wipe it yourself after your hand recovers." Chen Yuying simply wiped her forehead, then placed the tissue next to Lin Li and said.
In order to prevent Ding Sihan from using steel wool to treat him, Lin Li quickly wiped the sweat off his face.
"Lin Li, do you want to go down the mountain by yourself later?" Chen Yuying asked, "If you still want to, then you should tell the teacher earlier and set off now. After all, we can't let everyone wait for us at the bottom of the mountain."
"Whether I want to or not... I don't know right now." Hearing this, Lin Li put the back of his hand against his nose and said a little embarrassedly, "I have a serious procrastination problem. I can't make a decision now."
Chen Yuying: “?”
Isn't this what procrastination looks like?
"Just kidding, let's take the cable car down the mountain." After thinking about it, Lin Li realized that the system would most likely not issue the task in this way. Seeing Chen Yuying's strange expression, he changed his words.
If a task is really issued, the worst that can happen is that I can just go home and buy a ticket later.
"Okay." Chen Yuying nodded.
The bark was rugged and uncomfortable to lean against. After finishing the conversation, Lin Li lay on the ground again and played with his mobile phone vigorously.
——Using force refers to the physical sense of force. Lin Li doesn’t want to be hit in the face by a mobile phone.
After the excitement, the lawn became quiet again, with only some people whispering.
Chen Yuying looked at her phone, enjoying the quiet moment.
"Hey, Lin Li, look..." When Chen Yuying saw a very interesting video, she turned around and was about to share it with Lin Li, but then she immediately stopped talking.
Lin Li lowered his bent legs, covered his eyes with one hand, placed the other on his chest, and hung his cell phone casually around his neck.
Fell asleep.
Chen Yuying smiled and tried her best to avoid making any sound.
After looking at the phone for a few seconds, Chen Yuying always felt that something was strange. She twisted her body and stared at Lin Li for a few more seconds, then picked up a leaf on the ground and placed it on Lin Li's belly.
Only then did Chen Yuying nodded with satisfaction.
The rules passed down by our ancestors cannot be changed. You must cover yourself with something when you sleep.
Chen Yuying looked at her phone for a second and turned her head away again.
Hmm... another piece?
……
"Lin Li, Lin Li."
The noises around him became noisy, and Lin Li opened his eyes when he heard someone calling his name.
When she opened her eyes, she saw Bai Bufan's huge anthropomorphic face. He smiled and congratulated her, "The operation was successful. Now you are a girl. Go try the mugwort."
"How disgusting." Lin Li murmured softly and closed his eyes again.
Bai Bufan: “…”
Your mother.
Lin Li would not find such words disgusting. It was obvious that he was commenting on his own face.
It is difficult for a person's brain to tell lies when they just wake up, especially since Lin Li was whispering softly. The word "disgusting" ignored all of Bai Bufan's defenses and caused real damage.
"You die here. I will feed the cow that was removed during the surgery to Baowei." Bai Bufan stood up and kicked Lin Li's calf.
Lin Li kicked back into the air.
"Lin Li, get up, it's time to gather and go down the mountain." Chen Yuying's voice came from the far side.
Now I have to get up.
Lin Li sat up, rubbed his eyes, then raised his head in surprise. Is the hair loss in this tree so serious?
I probably didn't sleep for long, so why is my stomach covered with fallen leaves and even small white flowers?
He brushed away the fallen leaves and stretched. Chen Yuying and the others must have just returned from the toilet, and their hands were still a little wet.
The moment they looked at Lin Li, Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying laughed first.
"What's wrong?" Lin Li was a little confused.
"It's okay." Ding Sihan shook his head and stepped forward to cover Chen Yuying's mouth as she was about to say something.
There are dogs.
Lin Li sighed: "Squad leader, lend me the mirror."
Right below, there was an arrow of unknown meaning, pointing at Lin Li's mouth.
Others are upright and Lin Li is upright.
As for the suspects, the girls should be ruled out. Lin Li smiled and said to the boys, "Who did it?" "It should be Sun Xiaochuan." Wang Ze said with a smile.
"Anyway, that guy is going to get hemorrhoids and perianal abscess tomorrow." Lin Li added with a sneer.
Bai Bufan frowned upon hearing this and advised, “Lin Li, I think whether it’s Sun Xiaochuan or not, he might just be joking. There’s no need to curse him so viciously.”
The only ones who empathize with criminals are criminals.
Lin Li started to chase him, and Bai Bufan started to run, but they were tripped by the grass before they had run a few steps.
"Run, why don't you run?"
“I’m sorry, I’m sorry…” Bai Bufan smiled and apologized to Lin Li who followed closely and held him down.
"I'm sorry? Is an apology enough? Kneel down, raise your head, and let me see your tongue!" Lin Li stroked the word "正" on his face and showed a vengeful smile.
"Then can I take a look at Bufan's perianal abscess? It's urgent, it's you." Wang Ze came over and asked.
"Can you guys please act normal?" Bai Bufan was really scared now. He covered his mouth and butt, curled up, looking pitiful, weak and helpless.
……
"Okay, everyone, check and see if everyone is here. If everyone is, we'll take the cable car back down the mountain." Walking to the door, Xue Jian clapped his hands at the crowd to attract their attention, then spoke loudly.
"Hey, where's Bao Wei?"
After Xue Jian said this, Lin Li and Bai Bufan realized that Zhou Baowei did not catch up.
The two looked at each other, turned around and walked back tacitly.
There was a wisp of white smoke rising from the barbecue area. Zhou Baowei, who was next to the smoke, looked at the barbecue skewers with a pious look.
Lin Li and Bai Bufan now completely understood why most stores that provide self-service have a strict limit of two hours.
Zhou Baowei is so selfish that he doesn't consider the toilet's feelings at all.
Lin Li didn't dare to imagine how big a challenge his toilet would face tonight.
"Let's go! Baowei! Stop eating!" the two shouted.
"Ah? Hmm? Oh!" Zhou Baowei raised his head and stood up to follow. But after taking two steps, he hesitated. Looking at the skewers that were probably not cooked yet, he grabbed them and stuffed them into his mouth. He quickly sipped them clean, then shouted to the two of them incoherently, "Here I come."
Lin Li, Bai Bufan: "..."
Mr. Toilet, it’s okay. At least it won’t be blocked anymore.
After all, you will most likely have diarrhea.
"Did you play games? Why is there a SB written on your face?" Zhou Baowei ran over, pointed at the two clear letters on Bai Bufan's face, and asked curiously.
"He's a handsome guy, don't worry about it." Bai Bufan waved his hand, indicating that it was not important.
You are not allowed to wipe it before returning to the base. This is the price of being a masochist.
……
Go to the cable car entrance and exit.
The system did not assign any more tasks to Lin Li, causing him no new troubles. He had finally grown up and understood some things.
"Lin Li, check your phone." Ding Sihan shouted to Lin Li from behind.
Lin Li opened it and found an extra photo in the group chat.
What came into view was a group photo of the three of them, but they only occupied the edges of the photo, with no one's complete upper body showing.
Because there was myself lying in the middle of the picture, the color tone was adjusted to only black and white, my belly was covered with leaves, and there was a white flower on my chest.
There are four sad black characters above: In eternal remembrance.
Lin Li: "..."
"Ding Sihan, I really have to post a circle of friends for you. The sleeping photo-editing beast in my body is about to wake up." Lin Li turned his head and stared at Ding Sihan.
"Don't be angry, I'll send you another nice one." Ding Sihan said immediately.
Upon hearing this, Lin Li immediately lowered the brightness of his phone, but then he suddenly remembered that the nice-looking photo Ding Sihan sent him was probably not what he thought it was.
There was no way, none of the 'good stuff' that his good brothers mentioned was something that could be blatantly appreciated in public. He had a bit of PTSD and conditioned reflex, so Lin Li turned up the brightness again.
A message popped up in the group chat.
Ding Sihan posted a video this time.
Lin Li clicked it.
In the picture, Chen Yuying was kneeling beside him, carefully placing leaves one after another on herself, trying to build a leaf tower on her belly.
She pursed her lips, very seriously, with eyes sparkling.
It turns out that it’s not the trees that are losing their hair.
Every time Chen Yuying put down a leaf, she would look at Lin Li vigilantly. After making sure that he was not awake, the corners of her mouth would curl up with a hint of complacency, and then continue.
For some reason, I picked up a stone in the middle of the process, but after hesitating, I didn't put it down.
It was a close call, I almost got crushed to death.
"Lin Li: Quoting "Picture", @Ding Sihan, if you are not satisfied with this photo, you can tell me how you want me to die."
Lin Li forgave Ding Sihan. Let the child edit the photo however he wants. There’s nothing wrong with a father pampering his child a little.
Before I finished watching the video, I heard noises of fighting behind me.
“When did you take this photo?”
"It was so cute when you, Yingbao, sulked and groaned because the leaf tower was blown down by the wind."
Lin Li didn't want to forgive Ding Sihan. He didn't even take a picture of the scene. What a waste! He didn't want a daughter like her.
"Ahhhh!!! Sihan, give me your phone." Lin Li turned his head and saw Chen Yuying, whose face suddenly turned red, trying to snatch Ding Sihan's phone.
Chen Yuying would not use Ding Sihan's cell phone to borrow 200,000 yuan, so Lin Li immediately became alert.
Save the video, forward the video to your own secondary account, main account, and group chat to use as a memo.
A cunning rabbit has eighteen burrows.
Sure enough, not long after, in the group chat of four people, the only message left was "Ding Sihan withdrew a message."
Chen Yuying breathed a sigh of relief.
"Ahhh Yingbao, how come you deleted my original file too! Can't I even see it?" When Ding Sihan clicked on the recently deleted items on his phone and found that Chen Yuying had even checked it, his face showed pain.
"Lin Li, have you saved it? Send it to me quickly!" Ding Sihan looked at Lin Li expectantly. She had bought so much time for him.
"No, it was too late." Upon hearing the bad news, Lin Li shook his head regretfully.
"You are such a waste! You are useless!"
"I'm sorry!" Lin Li apologized at the top of his lungs.
Chen Yuying breathed a sigh of relief.
saved.
Next time you do something childish and embarrassing like this, you must be more vigilant.
She turned on her cell phone.
A group chat that had been suppressed by other messages popped up. It was the group chat that only had Lin Li and himself last night. The name of the group chat was Memo 3.
Click to open.
Familiar video.
Chen Yuying: “…”
"Chen Yuying:?"
"Lin Li withdrew a message."
"Lin Li: I'm sorry, this group is also in my memo group, so I just forwarded it. Class monitor, just pretend you didn't see it. Thank you for your cooperation."
(End of this chapter)