Chapter 141 It’s on fire, the sphincter is beyond the limit!
Chapter 141 It’s on fire, the sphincter is beyond the limit!
What is the most difficult escape room in the world?
Lin Li has experienced so far, and the first one is that he doesn't want to pee at all. With a fully charged mobile phone in his hand, he lies in bed and needs to escape to the outside where the temperature is below 0 degrees Celsius.
And the second place is right now.
Lin Li was filled with hatred.
He hated himself and Bai Bufan for not stopping this guy from stuffing everything into his mouth.
It turns out that the one who suffered was not Baowei’s toilet, but themselves!
It's digested too quickly!
Lin Li also regretted using [Cure] yesterday. Otherwise, maybe touching Bao Wei's butt now could alleviate his symptoms.
It's a pity that some things, once missed, will never come back.
"Let me out, let me out!" Wang Ze screamed heartbreakingly.
Lin Li opened the window of the cable car to let the smell out as much as possible, and pointed at the window and said to Wang Ze: "There's enough space for you to get out. Get out."
Wang Ze: “…”
Damn you.
I want to go out, but not in this way.
"It's already this late and you're still joking here! Is this the time to joke?" Wang Ze shouted.
"Why are you yelling so loudly? What if you scare Bao Wei to death?" Lin Li was not at all overwhelmed by the momentum and yelled even louder.
Wang Ze kept silent and looked carefully at Zhou Baowei, whose face was still pale.
In fact, everyone was quite rational. Although they were shouting, they did not walk around. After all, they all knew that this was a dangerous behavior on the cable car.
"Cable car, damn cable car, please hurry up! Please speed up!" Bai Bufan's face was pale, he clutched the leather seat tightly, and there was a hint of pleading in his voice.
Cable car: “…”
In fact, there is an emergency button in the cable car that can be used to call staff, but everyone knows that although the current situation may be very urgent, it is impossible to be very urgent.
Moreover, pressing it may not necessarily solve the problem. Instead, it may make Baowei sail away from the planet completely.
The calmest person in the cable car was Chen Tianming, who did not shout or yell the entire time.
A role model for our generation.
Lin Li was about to regard him as the backbone, but when he looked over, he saw that his phone screen was all green. The content of the conversation was naturally about Yao Qiaoqiao. As for the content:
"Chen Tianming: I'm done, I'm done, I'm done!"
"Chen Tianming: I might die!!!"
"Chen Tianming: ..."
Yao Qiaoqiao has not responded yet.
The backbone of a human organization cannot be a dog, so Lin Li waved his hand unhappily. The smell emitted by Chen Tianming, this kid, is even more disgusting than Bao Wei's fart.
Lin Li returned to his original position and tried to move closer to Bai Bufan. He turned his head and asked seriously, "Baowei, can you hold on? About twenty minutes more."
The cable car has not been departing for long yet.
"I don't know." Zhou Baowei clasped his hands together and pressed them against his abdomen, his voice struggling: "But I feel like I'm about to shit."
"Your butt is not pointed now, is it? Don't get wet on your head, don't do that kind of thing!" Bai Bufan said with a sad face.
"Hold on! You must hold on! I'm praying for you now, you can do it." Zhang Haoyang believed in Buddhism a little, so he put his hands together and began to pray.
When Lin Li listened to the scriptures he recited, he felt more like he was being prayed for.
"Right, right, Baowei, hold on. In just twenty minutes, you'll be able to pull it off!" Wang Ze also quickly agreed, and then reminded: "Also, at this time, you must not believe any nonsense. They are all temptations and traps! Be careful of the soup and water!"
"Don't say such words. Don't, don't say this word!!" Zhou Baowei roared like a suppressed beast.
The carriage was silent for a moment.
“Pah!” Wang Ze slapped himself on the face, saying in despair and regret: “I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, please forgive me!!”
I deserve to die.
"I declare the carriage to be officially in a state of emergency martial law! All of you must be careful with your words and actions! Give Bao the best environment to hold his poop!"
Commander Lin had to stand up at this time, and he shouted sternly.
Everyone immediately fell silent, not daring to breathe.
Everyone was very nervous, and every second seemed like an eternity.
"bu——"
The fart at this time appears particularly clear.
Everyone looked at Zhou Baowei nervously, but he shook his head: "It's just fart."
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
"But, but next time, I won't dare to promise." Zhou Baowei gritted his teeth.
Everyone's heart was in their throat again.
Everyone tried to find solutions on the Internet, but found that these were all nonsense and had no practical value at all.
Looking at Zhou Baowei again, I saw that his expression had become a little dull and his pupils were gradually dilating.
It felt like the world before my eyes had started to go on and on, or even like I had been dead for a while.
"Hold on, there are only ten minutes left and we will reach the other side." Lin Li said with a ferocious and fearful expression after Bao Wei farted again.
"Ten minutes, I might...maybe..." Zhou Baowei's voice was extremely weak and he didn't finish his words.
When he raised his head and revealed an expression more fiery than his flaming fist, everything was self-evident.
He was at his limit.
I can't reach the other side.
"Baowei, I have a bag here, it's black." Bai Bufan rummaged through his schoolbag and found a bag.
"Pull it here? Shall we carry it over?" Wang Ze asked on behalf of Zhou Baowei.
"No, use this to cover your head after you get off the cable car, so no one will know it was you who did it." Bai Bufan shook his head.
Wang Ze: “…”
Should we say that Bai Bufan is a genius, or should we say that Bai Bufan is a genius.
Zhou Baowei turned his head and stared at Bai Bufan.
Although he didn't say anything, his expression looked like he wanted to put his butt on Bai Bufan's head.
As time went by, Zhou Baowei's forehead and neck were covered with sweat.
"What should I do, I really can't hold on any longer..." Zhou Baowei's voice was obviously choked with sobs, and his vision was blurred. He couldn't tell whether it was sweat or tears running down his forehead.
Among all the people present, when it comes to despair, who is really as desperate as him?
Everyone is afraid that he will really come out, but he is the one who is most afraid that he will really come out.
He was in so much pain that he was about to collapse.
Once the door is breached, even if the people present promise not to tell anyone about it, it will become his nightmare for the rest of his life.
"It's okay, don't cry." At this moment, the voices around my ears became blurred.
Then Zhou Baowei suddenly felt a needle prick his arm, which was a bit painful. He turned his head with difficulty and saw Lin Li holding his Pingjiang Warrior Medal in his hand and pricked his fingertips with the pin on it.
"The stinging will give you some relief," Lin Li said.
It seems a bit?
uncertain.
"Then, go ahead and pierce." Zhou Baowei was willing to believe in all methods now, so he responded with difficulty.
Lin Lizhen couldn't bear to see his brothers cry, and so did everyone else.
After discovering that Zhou Baowei was crying, the carriage fell completely silent. Chen Tianming had already put down his cell phone, and Bai Bufan was scratching his head anxiously. He had already started supporting his black plastic bag with his hands and kept gesturing, probably planning to deliver the baby.
"It'll be okay, Baowei. You think you've reached your limit, but people can break through their limits." Lin Li continued to comfort him.
At the same time, smear the blood on the pin on the "Limit Breaking Talisman" hidden in the palm.
I'm sorry, Master "Limit Breaking Talisman", I didn't expect that your first use would be in this situation, but this is the only thing I can do at this time.
Since it is said that it can break through the limits in all aspects, then the sphincter contraction ability and endurance should be no problem, right?
Although the effect of one picture only lasts ten minutes, it is enough.
As for the fifty system currencies, I still have more than nine hundred in my pocket, so it doesn't matter if I make a little more.
It's a pity that my brother was killed so early. At least he should have died after being divided into different classes and no longer had any value.
The moment the blood on the pin touched the "Limit Breaking Talisman", the scattered bloodstains were absorbed by it completely, and the talisman paper itself changed color slightly.
"Baowei! I just saw a massage method that should help you relieve the pain and help you break through your limits!" Lin Li stood up and said this, then put his palm hard on Zhou Baowei's neck, and then began to pretend to rub it with both hands.
"Lin Li, are you crazy? You can't get excited at this time!" Bai Bufan was terrified and hurried forward with the bag.
"Fuck!" Zhou Baowei shouted.
"What's wrong?" Lin Li was also a little nervous. He had never used the "Limit-Breaking Talisman" and didn't know what it would feel like after sticking it on.
"My corpse is coming back to life!"
"…It's much better. I felt like it had already peaked a little while ago, but now it feels like it's shrinking back again."
Compared to just now, Zhou Baowei's face looked visibly more lively.
"Okay, okay! Hold on, hold on. It will only take five or six minutes before you can see the foot of the mountain! Let your sphincter explode to its true limit!" Lin Li breathed a sigh of relief when he heard that, and then said with his blood boiling.
Lin Li was very pleased.
What's the point of cultivating immortality? Apart from making the aunt and child I've already met fly... isn't it just to plug Zhou Baowei's ass?
"As long as my stomach doesn't get nauseous anymore, I should be fine. I'll try to bear it." Zhou Baowei nodded and laughed again after a long time.
The feeling of being rescued when your life is hanging by a thread is really wonderful.
"Come on! Big brother who often lifts his anus!" Seeing this scene, Bai Bufan also encouraged with tears in his eyes.
"Come on! Sphincter!"
"Come on! Steelgate!"
"Come on! Colon!"
Seeing Zhou Baowei burst into laughter, everyone felt relieved and sent their blessings.
"Well, I don't know if it's the effect of Lin Li's massage, or if the stomach cramps are over? Anyway, I feel much better now." Zhou Baowei nodded, and even had time to wipe the sweat from his forehead with his arm.
The tense atmosphere gradually relaxed a little, and the foot of the mountain was getting closer.
The dawn of victory is just around the corner.
Lin Lizhe also had time to observe the "Limit Breaking Talisman" in between massages.
It has been almost five minutes since it was applied and the color seems to be slowly fading.
After the blood is dripped, can only the original owner of the blood use it?
Lin Li curiously tore it off and stuck it on his arm.
No feeling, but——
"It's coming out, it's coming out, it's coming out. My stomach is starting to start again. I'm going to lose control. I'm sorry, everyone!" Zhou Baowei sat up straight on the spot and screamed.
Everyone was stunned.
Was it so sudden? Wasn't there any sign?
Damn it! Lin Li quickly pressed the talisman paper back.
"Bag, bag! Turn around, Bao will pull it for you!" Bai Bufan has also stepped forward.
"It's okay, I'm much better now. This shit seems to be playing a joke on me." Zhou Baowei breathed a sigh of relief and waved at Bai Bufan.
Bai Bufan: “…”
"You're not fucking playing tricks on us, are you, Baowei?" Bai Bufan narrowed his eyes.
He had some suspicion that Zhou Baowei was the piece of shit that was joking.
Zhou Baowei: "...I really didn't, brother. Would a boy like me make up a rumor about me pulling my trouser pockets? I'm not Xiao Huijun."
"You'd better not." Bai Bufan's distrust had reached its peak at this moment.
But Zhou Baowei also felt that he was very wronged.
He didn't know what happened to his body at that moment. His butt collapsed all of a sudden, but it was fully recovered the next second and he was able to clamp it again.
The human body is amazing, right?
Lin Li looked at the talisman paper on Zhou Baowei's back and blinked.
I really want to tear it again.
It's quite fun.
(End of this chapter)