Chapter 141 So touching
Chapter 141 So touching
After returning from Master Burton, Rogge took another look at Nonia in the spirit candle space.
It seems like she won't be able to wake up anytime soon.
The little snail lay quietly beside her, spitting bubbles and making popping sounds...
After looking away, Roger let out a breath.
Afterwards, he finally had time to turn his attention back to the players.
However, after seeing the players' situation this time, the corners of his mouth twitched.
……
"Hahahahahahahaha, my mission is accomplished!"
"Exploding flames!!!"
bang——
In a certain coastal town dungeon, the old SM couple suffered a lot.
A player wearing a corpse dung shell, whose appearance was no different from that of a dung corpse, after awkwardly arranging the foul smell of dung, laughed wildly twice, and then resolutely used explosive fire.
A huge explosion and a powerful flame suddenly erupted, sweeping across the entire underground space, and both sides perished together...
The first batch of explosive bull players have begun to gradually show their power.
And such scenes continue to occur in different player copies.
Some players even went to the bottom of the well and used this tactic, finding the dung corpse and sticking it to the real owner, and then a wave of pirated copies blew up the genuine ones, turning the tables...
……
After getting feedback from Lingzhu and learning everything from the forum, Rogge realized that the scourge of Niuniu had begun to infect other players...
Rogge naturally noticed Niu Niu's incredible style, but he didn't expect that this kid was so proactive that he had already put it into action and spread it to other players.
Rogge also did some research on the monster of dung corpse adhesion.
However, although it is relatively special, it is not so special that it goes beyond the basic rules.
Its strength does come from the coordination between its talent and the two skills, and it even relies on the ability of the Corpse Dung Shell equipment to withstand attacks.
That is why we have achieved the highest level of lethality among players at this stage.
But this school is not invincible.
First of all, the so-called "bosses" encountered by players at this stage are strictly speaking just some low-grade elite lives. The most important feature of them is that they have a little bit of intelligence, but not much.
If you were a little smarter, you would know how to be prepared when encountering such a situation and not resist it head-on.
Moreover, most monsters nowadays have no ability to resist explosions, so the Exploding Bull strategy now seems to be somewhat "invincible".
But this is only a temporary problem after all, not a regular bug.
However, although it is a bit ugly and disgusting, it can indeed bring a lot of real wax to Rogge.
So, regarding this so-called "explosive bull"... Rogge's attitude is disgust, but not rejection.
However, Rogge still prayed silently in his heart, hoping that most players would remain as they were. It didn't matter if they were a little more abstract, but they just didn't want to make the entire Candle Firewood Island a mess...
……
However, the actual development is often contrary to the expected scenario.
As the number of players using the Explosive Bull Routine increased, monsters fell into its clutches one after another.
At the top of Exile, the Law Knight, who was kneeling on one knee, sensed the arrival of the enemy, tilted his helmet slightly, stood up slowly, and once again raised the Law Knight's greatsword that made the novice players feel a huge sense of oppression.
But this time it has to face...
"Intruder..."
"Exploding flames!"
Bang!
After a loud bang, the Summit of Exile shook, the fortress collapsed, and the Knight of Law was blown away.
Knight of the Law, dead!
"Those who attempt to challenge the law..."
"punish……"
"Exploding flames!"
Bang!
The foul-smelling yellow-green fecal gas was ignited instantly, and the flames of the explosion directly blew up the entire warship. The huge power did not distinguish between small monsters and bosses, and took them away equally.
Iron-masked sorcerer, dead!
"Hehehe...all of them are my nourishment..."
"Exploding flames!"
Bang!
The extremely hot flames shook the sky, directly evaporating the rain in the air and instantly taking away the blood-robed priest and his sacrifice.
The blood-robed priest is dead!
……
The recent performance of the Explosive Bull Routine has become increasingly powerful.
The old eight players who experienced the joy of instant sales also spoke loudly in forums and chat groups, promoting their products and showing off at the same time.
"Oh no, I'm ready to quit the game. This game is boring and the difficulty is too low."
"It's just that it's not fun at all. I only clicked on it because I saw comments saying that this game is difficult."
"What background story? What monster lines? I only have one sentence - explosion and fire!"
"ez!"
"My friends, although it's not at the same time..."
"Where's the planner? Make it a little more difficult. This game is no longer interesting."
"Nonsense, doesn't this smell quite strong?"
"Brother Niu, this prosperous age is just as you wish!"
"..."
Faced with this group of increasingly arrogant old eight players, a group of players who had been in jail all day were somewhat broken down and rushed to the official website post to criticize them.
"No, planner, are you planning to do a handstand and poop? Are you trying to defy the heavens? This is a thin thing, it's obviously way beyond the scope, isn't it?"
"That's right. I've been in jail for so long, and now this so-called explosive bull has come out. I've become a fucking joke. Disgusting, right?"
"You're right, but Exploding Bull is the ultimate truant routine in a game called Lingzhu. It was developed independently by the true god I, using Bull Push-ups. It has the super ability to punish disgusting bosses and annoying monsters without ever going to jail. It is the most suitable genre for novice baby players and a benchmark for the new era... There is no doubt that Lingzhu will be an epoch-making benchmark game, and the Exploding Bull routine will become the most outstanding part of the history of this game. Hahahaha, tell my mom, I'm not a human anymore!!!"
"……unbelievable."
"Fake mad players: draw fire to the Blood-robed Priest, and attack teammates helplessly. Real mad players: are so cruel that they can eat history, and take away teammates directly when releasing skills."
"The explosive bull routine is fighting with the normal players, and the crazy players are suffering for no reason..."
"How can I play with this fucking exploding bull?"
"This is a crappy game. I'm quitting!"
"Hitachi? Refund... Wait, it seems I haven't charged any money, so forget it."
"Strengthen the wizard, Alpaca planner, strengthen the wizard!"
Regarding the complaints from these players.
Of course Rogge, the so-called planner, saw it, but he just pretended to be dead.
As I said, it is a little ugly and a little disgusting, but the wax in his pocket is rising, so why should he stop it?
And logically speaking, one of the two must be the best, right?
The eighth player not only abandoned his body, but also his personality. Isn't it natural for him to gain power?
Game balance? How much is it worth?
……
Some players also chose to rebel on the spot.
"Hey hey hey, guys, I'm starting to eat history."
"Don't cut in line, I'll eat first!"
"Hahahahahaha, I've already eaten it!"
“Please eat in a civilized manner!”
"Oh shit, I really can't stand it anymore, are there any normal people in this game now?" Some players even wrote a short essay, which can be described as the mental journey of Lao Ba, who is as smart as a candle.
"You are a new player. You entered the game with great enthusiasm. You thought you would have the ability to fly and hide, but you found that you could only hold a rusty sword and be bullied by the fishmen who looked like cannon fodder..."
"After going through arduous and boring training, you spent a huge amount of money to buy the Spirit Fire Raft and came to the Island of Exile. The monsters on the island beat you to exhaustion, and the word "death" filled your sight one after another..."
"In the lonely and cold underground prison, the ugly and disgusting rotten prisoners became your only close friends. You worked as a jailer for a long time before you collected enough wax to open other functions..."
"When you arrive at the summit of Exile, your rusty sword strikes the Law Knight's armor, sparks fly, but the Knight is not affected at all, and he skewered you like a barbecue with one sword..."
"You wanted to enter the coastal town to see the sad story of the mad lord, but you found that you couldn't even cross the stormy sea..."
"You were abused by the fishman coach..."
"You were abused by a group of monsters..."
"You were abused by the Knights of Law..."
"You were tortured by all kinds of monsters, and died in all kinds of strange ways. If there were corpses, they would have been piled up to the top of Exile..."
"Finally, you saw a post on a forum. A god named Niu Niu told you how to gain power, and the price was just to give up your good-looking appearance."
"You hesitated for a moment, but recalling your past experience in prison, you finally chose to abandon your useless human appearance and embrace the stinking and powerful force..."
"So far..."
"Whether it's the Murloc Coach, the annoying little monster, the Law Knight, the Iron-faced Warlock, the Blood-robed Priest, or the Crazy Meatball, they are no longer your enemy..."
"Some say that the indomitable warrior died just before the candle was ignited."
"Some people also said that he just survived in another easy way because he didn't want to be so tired anymore."
"But I say, my friend, no matter what choice you make, the Spirit Candle has never rejected you. The flame of the Spirit Candle... is with you."
This short essay can be said to have written down the sad experience of most of the old eight players.
Qingti: "These are the top students who graduated from our master's degree university! (Proud)"
Old Dice: "Woo woo woo, that's right, if the handsome style doesn't suffer, who would choose to eat history (tears)"
My Little Pony: "Brothers, I cried, but my brother didn't cry. I beat him up, but he didn't beat me. I cried even harder..."
I do push-ups with the bull: "Ah, well said! (Like)"
Miao Ge did not fail the exam: "That's right, it doesn't matter what you play, as long as you are happy."
Iced Lemon Tea: "So touching! I didn't expect that there are people with great literary talent among the old eight players!"
Scheming Frog: "It feels like a storyteller's manuscript."
Storyteller: "? Damn, I didn't write that! (Angry)"
Hook Literature: "That's right, that's how we should promote our Laoba players! (snickering)"
Momoda: "Yes, our old eight players are all so talented in writing. (Serious)"
Baga Cat: "I declare that this was actually written by our wizard player!"
"..."
It has to be said that power makes people crazy.
Even within a game, the temptation of power is huge for players.
The price of this is that the game Lingzhu seems to be gradually changing from an 18+ game to a 18+ game...
On the island after the Rogue anchored.
From time to time, there will be some players with the body shape and appearance of dung corpses wriggling around, and they look very smelly.
This is a situation where the situation only improved slightly after some players were beaten.
If there is no improvement... Rogge finds it hard to imagine what Zhuxin Island will become now.
I'm afraid that he, the candle keeper, has become a toilet keeper...
In response to this, he simply chose to close his eyes, out of sight, out of mind.
"The wax is rising very fast, please be patient..."
……
Seeing that the momentum of the eighth player is growing stronger and stronger.
Lingzhu players from other schools are getting a little restless.
As the saying goes, where there are people, there are rivers and lakes, and no one wants to see their favorite genre becoming increasingly desolate.
But it is undeniable that the Exploding Bull strategy does allow many players to experience the fun of the game relatively easily.
After all, when you are strong enough, you can always choose how you want to play and increase the difficulty yourself.
Therefore, players from other schools will not attack the old eighth school.
But they can't let the old eight schools continue to gain momentum, otherwise what will happen if no one plays other schools in the future?
It is necessary to innovate old strategies, develop new ideas, and face new markets and challenges with a completely different attitude!
Speaking human words is...
publicity!
Must promote!
If we don’t promote it anymore, Lingzhu will be occupied by all the old eighth-tier players!
Thinking of this, a group of conservative players began their own propaganda.
It turns out.
A good game, as long as the game officials don't make trouble.
Then, even if there are some small loopholes, players will fill them spontaneously.
For example, the knight players spontaneously found the first player Miao Ge and the storyteller, took a group of very handsome photos and videos and posted them to the forum and Bilibili, which received a warm response.
Seeing this, players from other schools naturally couldn't sit still and took action one after another.
Rogge was very happy about this and specially found a few more players to delegate their filming and recording permissions.
This naturally led to more and more promotional videos and photos of Lingzhu.
For example, the following...
……
First, there was the promotional video of Crazy Flow.
Under the heavy rain, bloody tongues slowly squirmed on the stone table, and crazy zombies attacked from the street one after another.
"Hey hey hey..."
"Corpses, come back to life..."
With a low laugh, a hand stretched out and grasped the bloody tongue. Soon, a man dressed in a bloody sacrificial robe slowly walked forward.
As soon as he raised his hand, blood surged, and sacrificial zombies appeared one after another beside him, surrounding him. The gloomy and dark weather made him look like a super villain...
……
Then there is the promotional video for the Evoker.
The perspective gradually rose from the indescribable gas interwoven with gray and black, and finally a player appeared with a letter cloth wrapped around his left hand, a staff in his right hand, and his face hidden under a gray robe.
In front of him was the Knight of Law who slowly stood up in the fortress.
Faced with the powerful oppression of the Law Knight, the summoner player remained calm and took out the magic bead.
As the magic bead entered the flaw in the chest, mysterious power began to flow.
The next moment, the huge Taurus guard fell to the ground with a bang, and the agile Wolf follower warrior appeared with it, and the resentful ghost monster also appeared behind him.
In an instant, three powerful subordinate monsters appeared behind him.
The oppressive feeling of the Law Knight disappeared in an instant.
The player folded his arms across his chest and stared calmly ahead.
"You are the challenger."
The next moment, the giant monster behind him roared and rushed towards the enemy one after another.
Recently, this is a necessary transition chapter, which also expands the player community. I try to write more fun to avoid boring you.
Also… this is yesterday’s update, and I still owe one more update. I’ve been stuck for a while, so I’m going to sleep now and will make up for it tomorrow
(End of this chapter)