Chapter 143: Brain Hole Mini-Theater, Snow White (Guest appearances by Ankang and Liuhe)
【【This article is Darkrai’s brain hole】】
A long time ago, in a magnificent castle, there lived a princess (played by Highmore) with skin as white as snow and a very beautiful appearance. Her name was Snow White.
The story begins with the old king (played by the Lizard King) remarrying.
After his wife died, the old king immediately married another queen (played by An Kang) in order to heal his inner wounds.
As a result, the old king choked and died after eating the cake brought by the queen!!!
It turned out that all this was the queen's conspiracy. She added a lot of sugar to the cake!!!
The old king, who had been working hard to keep fit, died with hatred after he found out that the cake he ate was not sugar-free.
(Ah, didn’t they say he choked to death?)
Well, when he choked to death while eating the cake, he realized that the cake he ate was not sugar-free, and he died with hatred in his heart. Oh, no!!!
Afterwards, as the princess grew up, the queen's true intentions were gradually revealed.
It turns out that he didn’t love the old king at all. The one he really loved was the princess! ! !
And the best way to possess him, there is no doubt about it, is to become his daddy, oh no, mommy!!!
Finally, on the princess' eighteenth birthday, the queen looked at the princess in front of her who made her heart beat faster. She was very curious about what the princess felt towards her.
So, one night, the queen walked through the long corridor and came to his secret base where he placed many collars.
The queen came to the deepest part of the secret base, where there was a magic mirror (played by Jasmine) that knew everything.
Jasmine (magic mirror): "Hey, what a rare visitor."
Ankang (Queen): "Mirror, mirror, tell me, does the princess love me?"
The queen looked at the magic mirror in front of her expectantly, but who knew that the magic mirror would say this.
Jasmine (magic mirror): "Well, it's not impossible to tell you, but, you know, I'm a businessman..."
Before the magic mirror could finish its words, the queen swung up the hammer and looked at him with a ferocious smile on her face.
Ankang (Queen): "What did you say?"
Jasmine (Mirror): "I mean, um, it's a pleasure."
After searching for a while, the magic mirror sighed softly.
Ankang (Queen): "How is it?"
Jasmine (Magic Mirror); "Your Majesty, the princess is destined to be with a man with green hair."
Ankang (Queen): “What!!!”
From that day on, the kingdom issued a new decree that all people with green hair must dye their hair orange!!!
However, no matter what means the queen used, the princess still had no love for him. Finally, based on the principle of destroying him if she couldn't get him, the queen found a hunter (played by Liu He).
Ankang (Queen): "You know what to do."
Following the queen's instructions, the hunter brought the princess to the forest. However, when he saw Snow White, with whom he had a friendship, he couldn't bear it and let her go.
Unfortunately, all this could not escape the queen's eyes, and this was because the magic mirror could see everything and know everything.
The queen was furious and ordered the hunter to be punished by dancing while eating coriander for a whole day!!!
The people of the kingdom couldn't bear to watch it all, so they had to record it all with their mobile phones.
(Ah, where's Snow White?)
Good question. Snow White ran all the way and finally found a shelter in a forest.
It was a small house, and in it lived seven dwarfs (played by Pancake and Chicken Little, as well as Chicken Little's clones using shadow clones).
(The crew is really poor. I was acting as a shill before, so can I still get the money for Snow White?)
Of course, of course, then, let’s continue.
After Snow White told the dwarfs about her experience, the dwarfs were busy drinking and training, so they didn't listen to what Snow White said seriously at all.
But! This is not important! What is important is that because some of the dwarfs have no hands, Snow White successfully stayed in the cabin by helping them comb their feathers. This is a cause for celebration.
On the other hand, after the hunter was executed, he stayed indoors because he was too depressed.
The queen learned about Snow White's whereabouts from the magic mirror, and finally, her love was rekindled.
So the queen dressed up carefully in front of the magic mirror, and the beautiful makeup made her look even more gorgeous.
Afterwards, the queen took a basket of apples and set off directly. On the road, she was exposed to the wind and sun and sweated profusely, and the queen's makeup was smudged. The result can be imagined. When the queen arrived at Snow White's place, the princess mistook her for an old woman because of the smudged makeup on her face.
Chi Haimo (Princess): "Hello, old lady, what can I do for you?"
Seeing that the princess was willing to talk to her, the queen was not angry at being called an old woman. She just smiled, took out an apple and said to the princess.
Ankang (Queen): "Have an apple."
The princess thought the old woman had a kind face, so she didn't think much about it and took a bite of the apple. However, because the apple was covered with liquid foundation that the queen had fallen off her face, the princess vomited on the spot and fainted.
The queen was extremely sad when she saw this, so he swore that he would sue the manufacturer of the liquid foundation that did not provide waterproof effect!!!
Then the queen embarked on the journey of suing the liquid foundation factory.
When the dwarfs saw the princess fainted, they were heartbroken and thought that the princess had ascended to heaven. However, a handsome green-haired prince (played by Xiao Shun) riding a white horse (played by a desert dragonfly painted with white paint) came to the princess.
The prince wiped the princess' lips, then kissed her directly. Finally, under the prince's loving kiss, the princess slowly woke up.
In the end, the prince, princess and the dwarfs lived a happy life together.
(What about the cost of being a trustee?)
Oops, the gas at home is out of order. I’ll be leaving now. Bye…
(Swindler!!!)