Chapter 143 Legs or breasts? I choose yes or no.

Chapter 143 Legs or breasts? I choose yes or no.

Chapter 143 Legs or breasts? I choose yes or no.

On the way back, the system did not trigger any new tasks.

Also, because Bai Bufan often peeked at him and even took away his headphones to monitor what he was listening to, Lin Li had no way of learning at all.

Lin Li remembered this grudge and he would definitely take revenge on Bai Bufan tonight.

There was nothing to do, and Lin Li didn't want to play games or read novels.

The main reason is that he is worried that he does not have enough self-control. For some entertainment activities, if he does not do them for a while, he will find that he seems to have really given them up and has no desire for them. However, once he picks them up again, he can easily get addicted again.

So Lin Li simply chose to take a nap.

I got up earlier than usual today and didn’t sleep for long at noon, so I felt a little sleepy.

When he woke up, his head was against the glass window, and he did not fall towards Chen Yuying like last time. He turned his head to take a look at her round shoulders which were not covered because of the one-shoulder dress. Lin Li did not know whether he should be glad or regretful.

"Where are we?" Lin Li rubbed his eyes and looked at his phone. It was already six o'clock in the evening and he felt a little hungry, so he asked softly.

"We'll be at school in about ten minutes. We've already gotten off the highway." Chen Yuying replied.

"We are already in Xiling. The air in Xiling is really stinky. I still miss the air in Pingjiang. The air in Pingjiang is so fresh and sweet. It has a strange luxury."

Bai Bufan, who was periodically checking on Lin Li's situation, also answered.

"Kid, we don't give out Pingjiang green cards here." Lin Li turned around and sneered.

I opened the curtains and looked out the window. The sun had already set, but it wasn't too dark yet.

"Ding Sihan, what are you looking at?" Lin Li stretched and then looked to the left.

Chen Yuying was still organizing the photo album, while Ding Sihan was looking at her phone. After seeing what was on the screen, Lin Li asked curiously.

"Live broadcast?"

"Well, I'm looking for a good deal. I'm waiting for a discount." Ding Sihan nodded, and then asked, "This blogger's discount during the live broadcast is really good. Lin Li, Yingbao doesn't lack this, but you are also poor. Do you want me to share it with you?"

You speak in a way that is hurtful.

Lin Li didn’t like the livestreamer who was frantically calling his family members to sell goods, so he shook his head: “No, I only watch Qin Shi Huang.”

"Qin Shi Huang? Is it very cost-effective to promote products? His nickname is Qin Shi Huang, right? I haven't heard of it. Let me search for it." Ding Sihan was very curious and exited the live broadcast interface. "How many fans does he have? What platform is he on? I can't find it."

"Of course he can't find it. Ying Zheng has retired from the biosphere."

"...You are talking about the real Qin Shihuang. What does he have to do with the live streaming host?" After realizing what was going on, Ding Sihan was speechless.

"So many books became popular because of him, and Confucian scholars who like those books have become fans because of him. If Ying Zheng isn't a top-notch anchor selling products, then what is he?" Lin Li looked at Ding Sihan as if he was a fool.

Chen Yuying, Ding Sihan: “?”

Don't say it, really don't say it.

"My mother forbids me to chat with idiots." Ding Sihan shook his head.

"No wonder I've never seen you talking to yourself, Xiao Ding. Now I understand." Lin Li suddenly realized.

Ding Sihan: “?”

“Lin Li!!”

Chen Yuying once again became the strongest shield.

Lin Li spent the rest of the time watching an episode of Family Guy.

I think it would be better if we don't show Family Guy during the Spring Festival Gala this year. This cartoon features both dumplings and childbirth, and you can even see dumplings giving birth. Doesn't it meet the promotional needs?

The scenery outside the window has become extremely familiar. It is the scene that Lin Li sees every day when he rides his bike. Turn left, go straight, turn right, and the gate of Nansang Middle School appears before him.

Many parents' private cars have also parked here, waiting to pick up their children.

"Okay, we're at school now. Everyone, pack your things and get off the bus in an orderly manner. Students who need to go back to the classroom to get their belongings can temporarily leave their suitcases at the door and let the security guard watch them for a while. You've had fun these past two days, so concentrate on school and don't forget to do your homework during the holidays. Don't be late for the evening study session on Tuesday night."

Sitting for three or four hours would make the body uncomfortable, so he did several stretching exercises. After taking out Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan's luggage, Lin Li went back to the classroom first.

Lin Li placed the holy sword, baton and magic wand he brought back from Pingjiang on the windowsill and put several textbooks into his schoolbag.

"Why are you still at the gate?" Lin Li pushed his bicycle to the school gate and was a little confused when he found Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan still standing there.

"Today we came back later than expected. The teacher notified the parents in the group chat, which caused my parents to leave late. As a result, they happened to run into the holiday rush hour, and now they are still stuck in traffic," Chen Yuying explained.

"I'm almost the same." Ding Sihan nodded.

Zhou Bao was fully responsible and suggested execution, and Lin Lihui voted in favor.

"What a pity! My bike can only seat one person, otherwise I would definitely send you home." The sweet-hearted Lin Li patted his bike and said pretentiously.

"Ah, I'm a little hungry." Ding Sihan rubbed his stomach and sighed.

"Would you like to eat Ding Sihan's fried chicken?" Lin Li asked after hearing this.

"Eat!" Ding Sihan stretched out his hand.

"You have such good teeth. Ding Sihan, please eat. I'll pay for whatever you eat." Lin Li turned his head and pointed behind him.

Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying looked over.

Lin Li refers to the security room. To be precise, it is the gate that requires a card to enter the security room. The main body is made of steel, and it does take some teeth to swallow it.

Ding Sihan: “?”

"Are you talking about this turnstile?" Ding Sihan grabbed her schoolbag and was about to hit someone.

“Aren’t there restaurants right in front of the entrance?” Lin Li said with a smile after dodging.

"We've cooked dinner at home. Let's eat now and then what will we eat when we get back?" Ding Sihan said.

Chen Yuying nodded upon hearing this.

"Oh, if you want to fill your stomach, there is a snack street about 200 meters away. The stalls should be open by now," Lin Li said. "Do you want to go? If so, I can take you there, because it's on my way home."

After discussing it, the two nodded and temporarily left their luggage with the security guard.

Lin Li also chose to walk, pushing his bicycle beside the two of them.

"What a cute little girl." Chen Yuying exclaimed softly.

I saw a chubby little girl coming from the other side of the intersection around the corner. She looked to be no more than four or five years old. She was wearing a bubble skirt and was bouncing as she walked. She was very cute.

The corpses looked warm.

When I got closer, I could see that she was holding a fifty-yuan bill in her hand and mumbling something vaguely: "Mouth ulcer, mouth ulcer, mouth ulcer..."

Although the safety is much better these days, a child of this age should not be left alone.

The three of them turned their heads to look in the direction she came from, and sure enough, they saw a woman. After noticing Lin Li and the other two, she took the initiative to wave at them and then waved back.

I guess he was training the child by letting her go to the pharmacy alone to buy medicine.

The three of them were relieved, and Lin Li smiled and suddenly said to Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan: "Chewing gum, chewing gum, do you two want to eat some super delicious chewing gum?"

Chen Yuying was puzzled.

Ding Sihan was puzzled but held out his hand: "Eat."

However, Lin Li ignored Ding Sihan's hand and looked at the little girl: "Chewing gum, chewing gum, super delicious chewing gum."

The little girl was attracted by Lin Li's voice for a moment, but soon remembered her mission. She clenched the money in her hand, her eyes firmly fixed on the pharmacy, and she muttered her goal this time: "Gum, gum, gum..."

Lin Li watched her walk into the drugstore with relief, held the money high, and shouted to the front desk of the drugstore: "Sister, my mother wants to eat super delicious chewing gum!"

front desk:"?"

With a long sigh, Lin Li patted his clothes, and left after the task was completed, hiding his achievements and fame.

The mother, far behind them, seemed to be thanking the three men for escorting her child.

It was not until he felt a little irritated by the gazes of Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying that he turned to look at them and scratched his head embarrassedly: "What's wrong?"

"Beast." Ding Sihan first gave a concise summary.

Then he continued his comment: "I couldn't tell which one was more unlucky for her, meeting you or the traffickers. Just now the little girl's mother waved at you. If she knew what you did, she would have waved at your face."

Chen Yuying didn't scold Lin Li, but nodded heavily. It seemed that she also agreed with what Ding Sihan said.

You are so bad, so bad that pus is oozing out!
"But you two were laughing just now, I heard it all." Lin Li looked innocent, then smiled evilly: "And that's bad? If her mother wasn't behind me, I would have done something even more evil."

"Lin Li, you are not really that disgusting, are you?" Ding Sihan stopped and his facial features revealed contempt.

Then Ding Sihan saw Lin Li pull out a Mathematics Compulsory Course 2 from his schoolbag: "I just want to force her to learn this."

Ding Sihan: "..."

Lin Li’s evil thoughts are really terrifying.

"Xunzi wins. How did Mencius say that human nature is good at birth?" Ding Sihan shook his head gloomily.

"Hey, you're wrong. Old Meng is very smart. He also said that if you don't have a compassionate heart, you are not a human being; if you don't have a sense of shame and disgust, you are not a human being; if you don't have a sense of courtesy and humility, you are not a human being; if you don't have a sense of right and wrong, you are not a human being. So when Brother Meng sees me, he won't treat me as a human being. He will probably treat me as a wild Bai Bufan on the street."

Lin Li waved his fingers to show off his erudition.

Ding Sihan: "..."

The only one who can be so proud without being a human being is Lin Li.

……

"We're here. What do you want to eat? It's a pity that there aren't many stalls open at this time. When I go home from here after evening self-study, there are stalls everywhere along the way. The food smells so good that I couldn't resist it several times." When they arrived at the snack street, Lin Li pointed to the snack stalls lined up on both sides of the road and said.

The stalls are quite scattered now, which is nothing compared to the night.

"Let me have some braised food." Ding Sihan walked directly to the nearest big stall, then looked at Chen Yuying and Lin Li: "Do you want to eat anything? I'll treat you. Other stalls are also fine."

"Then boss, I want your stall. Name your price." Lin Li, who was originally looking at the price list, immediately said with great enthusiasm.

"Lin Li, get out! I won't treat you anymore!" Ding Sihan wanted to kick Lin Li, but could only kick his bicycle. He added viciously: "No more than 20 yuan!"

"Then boss, give me 1.176 servings of cold shredded chicken and take it away." Lin Li had to change his words and said after calculating for a while.

boss:"?"

What does 1.176 copies mean?
Ding Sihan fell silent as he looked at the price list for a serving of cold-mixed shredded chicken for 20 yuan. After calculating, he gritted his teeth and explained to him, "Boss, I want the cold-mixed shredded chicken for yuan."

He really won’t give a single dollar less!
"Oh." The boss finally understood.

"Yingbao, what about you?" Ding Sihan asked Chen Yuying.

"Two pieces of braised tofu will do for me." Chen Yuying nodded and did not refuse Ding Sihan's invitation, which was also a sign of their good relationship.

"Okay, let's pack everything up, right? Please wait a moment, the three of you." After Ding Sihan told him her needs, the boss nodded and started to prepare the braised food.

"Young man, do you like more legs or more breasts?" the boss asked when he was about to take out the shredded chicken to make a cold salad on the spot.

"I pay more attention to inner beauty, and I like people with good personalities who are gentle to me." It's not a good idea to chat about XP with strangers, especially when there are girls around, so Lin Li shook his head and gave a reluctant answer.

"..."

The boss stared at Lin Li.

At the same time, his eyes scanned the kitchen knife used to cut meat three times, wanting to chop but stopping himself.

I fucking asked you if you like more shredded chicken thighs or more shredded chicken breasts, and you fucking answered this, right?
I sell braised cold dishes, not a matchmaker!
The boss glared at Lin Li, and Lin Li responded with an innocent look, and the two of them froze for a moment.

As for Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan, as bystanders, laughter continued to come out from their bent and trembling bodies.

"Boss, well, please don't stuff the chicken butt into my share." Lin Li was sharp-eyed and noticed the boss's dirty little trick, and said immediately.

He just couldn't appreciate the inner beauty of a chicken's butt.

"It's okay, it's a gift to you, it doesn't cost money." The boss smiled without any smile.

"no need."

Lin Li turned his head to look at Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan, then decided to change his words: "Boss, I prefer bigger breasts."

The boss took a deep breath, feeling that the other party still didn't answer his question properly, but forget it, there was no need to ask anymore. He even regretted asking this unnecessary question and started to stir the shredded chicken.

"Hey, Lin Li, why do you like bigger breasts? I feel like you like legs the most." Ding Sihan on the side teased.

"I actually like both of them, but the main reason is that you both have legs, and I'm afraid you'll misunderstand me after I say this." Lin Li said to Ding Sihan sincerely.

Chen Yuying crossed her hands over her shoulders, covered her chest with her arms, cursed him softly as a pervert, and turned her head away, not letting Lin Li see her face.

As for Ding Sihan: “?”

She lowered her head and found five words written on her toes - "Lin Li must die."

It seems to be God's will.

“Lin Li!!!”

(End of this chapter)