Chapter 144: I appeared on a variety show and became a fake warrior?
Chapter 144: I appeared on a variety show and became a fake warrior?
The change in content was too sudden and outrageous.
Before people have time to react, their brains have already passively accepted the information, and then they all fall into confusion.
The villa was so quiet that you could hear a pin drop.
On TV, the dense barrage of comments also fell silent for a moment.
It ushered in a blowout outbreak.
“This isn’t it, huh??”
"My eyes are blurry. What is this Gou Ba?"
"Isn't it 'Longing for Life' that I'm watching? Why did it cut to a fairy tale drama halfway through?"
"Fuck, fantasy farming is also farming, right?"
"Six hundred and sixty-six, is this our Daxia variety show? It's so creative!"
"Will there be another world-destroying demon king appearing next, and then the people in the Mushroom House will embark on a journey to conquer the demon king together?"
“Hahaha, you guys really know how to play. But this special effect looks a bit gimmicky, too ordinary. My suggestion is to add some aura around it, so it’s more awesome.”
After coming to their senses, netizens began to talk about it.
He looked like he was enjoying the fun.
This is normal.
After all, this matter seems too outrageous.
Unless they are mentally ill, no one would think this is real.
As for such a sudden scene appearing in such a slow-paced variety show.
People thought about it.
"This production team knows how to have fun. They are really good at riding on the popularity of the show."
Han Dong couldn't help but complain.
Huo Jianhua nodded: "Who said it wasn't? I know that Teacher Jiang became famous for the role of Yu Huatian, so I took advantage of this character and even used special effects. I'm going to make Teacher Jiang bald."
"But I have to say, this is indeed quite interesting. Although the theme is the plain rural life, it can also provide a lot of excitement. Especially this special effect, which is obviously photoshopped in the later stage, it does not affect the overall viewing experience. I am even looking forward to what it will be like when other stars appear in the next few episodes."
Yuan Shanshan gave her own opinion.
Seeing that they didn't dwell on the fact that he was swinging the stick to break the rocks, Jiang Nian secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
At the same time, I secretly cursed this crappy program crew for being such a piece of shit.
His grandma's legs.
He actually posted the content of his martial arts training.
Fortunately, this appeared on a variety show and everyone thought it was a special effect.
Otherwise it would be really difficult to deal with.
Just when Jiang Nian felt relieved and continued watching the variety show with Chen Qiaoen and others.
Beihe Lion City, the hometown of martial arts.
Staring at Jiang Nian's martial arts movements on the screen.
The young man let out a sigh and frowned.
He pressed the space bar to pause the video, then moved the progress bar back to the time when Jiang Nian first started practicing martial arts, and then started playing it again.
Watch Jiang Nian’s martial arts training movements in the video.
The boy's face showed an unprecedented seriousness.
Because he discovered something that surprised him.
That is, the martial arts that Jiang Nian is practicing now is not the same as that of the Peking Opera martial artist.
But it’s real Kung Fu!
"Ouch!"
A light cry came out of the boy's mouth.
The celebrity actually practices martial arts, and what he practices is real kung fu.
This is quite interesting!
Just when he was about to pull the progress bar back and watch it again.
"Hey, grandson, my cell phone doesn't work again."
Suddenly, the door opened, and an old man with white eyebrows and beard, but with a fierce look between his brows, walked in from outside with a mobile phone in his hand and shouted.
The boy turned his head and asked, "Grandpa, why is your phone broken again?"
The old man handed over his phone and said, "Look, I sent so many messages to your grandma Liu, why didn't your grandma Liu reply to any of my messages? Is your phone stuck?"
Hearing this, the young man looked and saw that on his mobile phone, his grandfather had sent more than ten messages to a person named "Huakai Fugui", but this was not the point. The point was that there was a red exclamation mark in front of all the messages sent by his grandfather.
The young man's mouth twitched: "Master, you have been blocked by someone."
"Blacklist? What does blacklist mean?"
"It basically means that you have been deleted by someone. Now the messages you send cannot be seen by them. They don't have your friend list and can't send you messages either."
"Fuck, what the hell is going on? I know, that bastard Lao Wang must have secretly deleted my messages on your grandmother Liu's phone. This old guy is so fucking dishonest. Just wait and see how I deal with him tomorrow."
The old man immediately blew his beard and glared.
Seeing this, the young man's mouth twitched: "What in the head, Grandpa, if I remember correctly, Grandpa Wang seems to be my grandmother Liu's husband, you stole someone else's wife and you want to have sex with her, this..."
"So what? Who says that if you have a husband you can't have a boyfriend? Your grandmother Liu and I are in a legitimate relationship, why is he interfering?"
The old man rolled his eyes, like an angry King Kong, and then he started to mutter things like "Your grandmother Liu and I are childhood sweethearts", "This kid took advantage of me when I went out to compete in a martial arts competition", and "He is awesome to me, so I am awesome to him".
The young man didn't dare to say a word after hearing this.
On the one hand, it was because this was the old man's sad story, and if he mentioned it, the old man would definitely be angry.
On the other hand, this old man’s fighting power is really too high!
He came in third place in the first and also the last martial arts conference in nearly fifty years, only losing to the Sword Saint Yu Chenghui.
And until now, he has maintained the habit of practicing martial arts.
A few days ago, the boy’s rebellious father was kicked from the living room to the door because he talked back to him.
If the young man were to step on a landmine without knowing the consequences, he would probably be hung up and beaten by the old man.
The old man, after cursing for a long time, felt that his anger had almost subsided, and then he looked at the young man: "How do you think I can add it back?"
"In theory, you can add a friend again by clicking a red exclamation mark, but this requires my grandmother Liu's consent. And if my grandmother Liu puts you on the blacklist, I'm afraid..."
The boy's voice became smaller and smaller.
The old man frowned as he listened: "Don't talk about these nonsense, just do it for me first."
"Yeah, okay." The boy responded, then took out his phone and tried to add friends again.
The old man also took advantage of this time to look around the house.
Soon, his attention was attracted by the boy's computer.
Looking at the screen, Jiang Nian was holding the branch and standing still because the video was paused.
The old man's eyes narrowed, and he blurted out almost subconsciously: "What a great seedling!"
"Ok?"
The young man who had just added a friend was slightly stunned. He raised his head and looked at the old man with confusion in his eyes: "Grandpa, what are you talking about?"
"I'm talking about him." The old man pointed at the computer and said, "Look at him, with a strong back and waist, broad shoulders and long arms, strong legs, and bright eyes. He is definitely a good candidate for martial arts training. It's a pity..."
"What's a pity?"
"It's a pity that he went the wrong way. He's a blockhead."
Looking at Jiang Nian's well-defined muscles that even his clothes couldn't cover, the old man's face was filled with regret.
With such a good physique, if he practices martial arts, his future prospects will definitely not be underestimated.
But he chose to practice martial arts, which basically ruined his chances of practicing martial arts.
Because people who practice martial arts pay attention to making each joint loose, open, and flexible.
The joints must be loosened; only when they are loose can they be unobstructed, and only when they are unobstructed can they be flexible.
All their strength-building exercises are done on this basis, which results in their muscles not looking very obvious, or even no muscles at all, and they look fat and fat-wrapped.
While building muscle mass can shape the muscles and make them look beautiful.
However, the muscles that are trained are basically dead muscles. Under the hindrance of dead muscles, the body cannot relax at all, and the punches are slower than others. This is undoubtedly a taboo for people who practice martial arts.
The young man had practiced martial arts since he was young, and after hearing what the old man said, he naturally understood what he meant, so he smiled and said:
"Grandpa, you are wrong. He really is a martial artist. And judging from his posture, he is not just a Peking Opera martial artist, but a real martial artist!"
"Real Kung Fu? Are you sure? Are you kidding me?"
The old man looked suspicious.
"Tsk, you're the one who said that. I've practiced with you for so long. Although I don't have much real skills, I can still separate this thing. If you don't believe me, I'll cut it out for you and you can see for yourself."
The young man said, then moved the progress bar back to the time when Jiang Nian started practicing martial arts, pressed the space bar, and started playing.
The old man looked over.
But soon, his brows furrowed.
It’s not that he found anything wrong with what his grandson said, on the contrary, his grandson was right.
When Jiang Nian first started practicing, his moves were indeed impeccable.
It is serious traditional martial arts, not those fancy fighting tricks.
Although I don't know why, his swordsmanship is a mixture of Shaolin swordsmanship and Huashan swordsmanship.
But overall it's harmless.
After all, in martial arts, it is common to learn from each other.
The old man didn't take it seriously.
But slowly, as time goes by.
The old man gradually discovered that something was not quite right.
That was Jiang Nian's sword move. Why was it that the more he practiced, the less he understood it?
Especially at the end, when he took the wooden stick and chopped the stone with one stroke.
This actually caused an uncontrollable thought to arise in the old man's mind.
Then use a stick to break the stone, maybe it's true!
"How can this be?!"
The old man was shocked and frightened by his own thoughts.
Because this is simply impossible!
How could a wooden stick have such power!
"It must be a special effect, it must be!"
He thought silently in his heart.
On the side, seeing his uncertain expression, the young man couldn't help but ask, "Grandpa, what's wrong with you?"
The old man did not answer, but asked: "Where is this? Is he your friend? What is his name?"
The feeling that Jiang Nian gave him was so strange that he was not sure what was going on, so after thinking about it, he decided to meet Jiang Nian in real life.
Hearing this, the young man burst out laughing: "Grandpa, what are you thinking? She's a star, how can I be friends with her? As for this, it's just a variety show. I guess she'll leave after the filming."
"No way to contact you?"
“There’s no way to get in touch.”
"tsk"
The old man was a little disappointed with this answer.
The boy was still a little confused about this and asked, "Grandpa, why do you care about him so much?"
"I'm not concerned about him. I'm concerned about his swordsmanship. It's really too weird. I've lived for so many years and have never seen anything like his style. But his swordsmanship gives me a very strange feeling. In short, I can't explain it for the time being. Please record this video for me and send it to my phone so I can ask others."
The old man said.
Hearing this, the young man was slightly stunned.
Obviously, he didn't expect that his old man would have this reaction, so he quickly recorded the video and sent it to the old man's mobile phone.
Watching my old man leave in a hurry.
The young man's eyes fell on the computer again. He looked at Jiang Nian on the screen, hesitated for a moment, then copied the video he had just recorded and opened a group named "The Future of Chinese Martial Arts".
There are not many people in the group, only about 400 people.
They come from all over the world, but they all have one thing in common, that is, their family has a martial arts heritage, or they can be said to be the second generation of martial arts.
Therefore, this group is very lively.
No matter when you open it, you can see people exchanging martial arts experiences, arranging fights, or complaining about the recent martial arts movies.
Just when the boy wanted to send this video.
But I found that the group had already started chatting about Jiang Nian.
However, the focus of their conversation was not Jiang Nian's martial arts training.
Instead, it was Jiang Nian's appearance in "A Longing for Life" and the incident of him swinging a stick to chop stones.
There's no way, this thing is just too outrageous.
It's impossible not to pay attention.
The boy looked around and found that no one was discussing Jiang Nian's martial arts.
So he asked, "Do you think that Jiang Nian might also be a martial artist?"
After these words were spoken, there was a brief silence in the group.
Then they said:
"Traditional martial arts? To be honest, your angle is quite tricky. I admit that when he was practicing martial arts, there was indeed some shadow of traditional martial arts at the beginning, but later on, it was completely nonsense and inexplicable. How did you think he was also practicing traditional martial arts?"
"You're right. I was thinking that you have been practicing martial arts since you were young, so how come you don't have this much foresight? You are Mr. Zhang's grandson, and you must have been beaten by the old man and blinded."
"Let me make this clear. If he practices traditional martial arts, I will eat this phone right now."
“Hey, hey, don’t be so confident. After all, the few moves that Jiang Nian showed at the beginning were pretty good and remarkable. And judging by his proficiency, he must have practiced for a while. He must have been exposed to traditional martial arts but didn’t learn them well, otherwise he wouldn’t have practiced so ridiculously later on.”
"Indeed, in my opinion, at best he is just a layman who knows a little bit about traditional martial arts and can fool outsiders."
"A layman? I don't think Jiang Nian can even scare a layman. Good fellow, how can he not fly to the sky when he splits the stone with a stick?"
"Hey, that's a good idea. How about we contact the production team of 'Longing' and ask them to invite Jiang Nian back to film it again?"
"Hahaha, you guys are too good, but I love watching it, say more."
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There was a lot of discussion in the group chat.
People's attitudes were very consistent, that is, no one thought Jiang Nian was practicing traditional martial arts.
But the young boy Xiao Zhang frowned slightly.
Something always feels wrong.
Because if this matter is really as what people say in the group, Jiang Nian knows nothing about traditional martial arts, or only knows a little about it.
Then why did his grandfather react like that just now, even taking the video to ask others?
You know, although his grandfather has retired, he is still a leading figure in today's Chinese martial arts circle!
Even after watching Jiang Nian practice martial arts, he was still a little undecided.
Is this matter really as simple as it seems?
(End of this chapter)