Chapter 145: Collapse Kindergarten Captain Plays Games
[Let’s move on to the next video. The video has been uploaded successfully and will be played soon - "Bronya’s mother’s new game, but the scriptwriter is Aunt Alicia and Xiaozhi..."]
[Kiana: Wait, why do I feel like I've seen something similar before? ]
[Raiden Mei: I remember now. In the video played by the player from another world, there was a Honkai kindergarten. I think...]
[Kong: Good fellow, @Captain, please come out. There is another plot about you! I remember you only appeared for a while last time! ]
[Captain: I’m coming! I’m coming!]
The video begins with a thunderous opening scene, where a woman who looks very similar to Bronya is seen hugging the arms of another red-haired man.
Looking at the long legs in black stockings kneeling on the ground and the surging breasts, Bronya couldn't believe that it was herself.
[(Honkai Impact 3) Bronya: This... Could this be the Bronya of the future!? ]
[Hey! Congratulations, you got it right, but there is no reward. This is what Bronya looks like after the collapse is resolved. Isn't it shocking? ]
[(Honkai Impact 3) Seele: Wow~ Bronya-sister in the future has changed so much! It’s just as the system said, so shocking! ]
【Kiana: Huh? I don't believe it! Could this be the short guy next to me?】
[(Honkai Impact 3) Bronya: ? ? ? I think Kiana is envious of my future self! ]
[Kiana: How is that possible! Would I envy a dwarf like you? No! Absolutely not!]
Bronya: Captain! This is the new game created by our Principle Studio - "Honkai Fantasy: Fall of the Hero".
Then the screen came to a cartoon version of the game, and the first person to appear was the magician: Bronya. Her image was what Bronya looked like when she was a child.
Following it is a colorful illustration with a pink castle and a cartoon image of Ellie’s head on the castle gate!
[Alicea: Hmm?! That’s Alice’s profile picture! ]
[Lin Yu: Ah, this... this name... why does it feel wrong? ]
[Xing: Me too, but I don’t know why I still want to play, hehe…]
[Sora: Hehe... It's very similar to the name of a game I had on my hard drive before. ]
[(Honkai Impact 3) Bronya: It turns out that the Traveler is not a good person either! ]
[Sora: What? Who hasn’t been like this when they were young? (Have you ever been like this? Hehe…)]
Captain: Are you serious about that name?
Another little girl with purple hair came out, the monk: Mei.
[Kiana: Ah~! It's Mei! Mei is so pretty! ]
Buluo: That's normal! Because the scriptwriters of this game are Aunt Alicia and Aunt Xiaozhi!
Brollo, with an expressionless face, was hugging a large pillow and lying at the feet of the captain and Bronya.
[Hermit of Knowledge: Huh? Me? Became an aunt? ]
[Alicea: Hmm? I didn't expect that Airy would help me. And the daughter of the captain and Bronya is so cute! What's her name?]
[Kiana: I remember, I remember, the daughter of the captain and Bronya is called Bronya, the daughter of Mei and the captain is called Shadow, and the daughter of the captain and I is called Luna! ]
[Ruan Mei: If I remember correctly, your daughter seems to be the same as the traveler's daughter in the previous video. They both look very much like their mother and not much like their father.]
[Kiana: Eh? It seems... it's true, Brollo looks exactly like Bronya when she was a child, and Shaddoll and Luna also look like Mei and me when we were children! ]
[Black Tower: It seems that not only the traveler has a recessive gene, but the captain too! ]
【Captain: This...】
[Sora: ...Isn't this good? ]
Captain: I don't want to play anymore!
When the captain heard that these two people were screenwriters, he knew that this plot was not interesting at all and immediately decided not to play it anymore!
Because if Alicia joins the game, there will definitely be scenes of her being intimate with girls, and even with her own wife. Who can tolerate this?
But before the captain could walk out, Bronya hugged his arm as soon as he stood up, and his daughter Brollo also jumped up from the ground and grabbed the captain's other hand.
Bronya: Captain, please play! I can do anything!
Bronya pleaded with the captain calmly.
Captain: Don't say such serious words with such a calm face!
Bronya: You've already done everything to me.
When Bulolo heard his parents say this, he didn't know what his parents were thinking.
Buluo: Is it really okay for you to say such things in front of me?
The captain was ultimately unable to resist Bronya's words, and sat down again to continue playing.
The next person to appear was the dwarf: Paramecium. Seeing this, the captain was a little worried that Kiana would come to settle accounts with Bronya later.
Buluo, who was sitting between the two of them, did not expect that his mother was still taking revenge on Aunt Kiana.
Captain: Kiana is a dwarf...Won’t Kiana come after you?
[Kiana: Great! Bronya, you actually want to retaliate against me like this! ]
[(Honkai Impact 3) Bronya: Oh, who told you to always call me a dwarf? But fortunately, I won't be a dwarf in the future. ]
Bronya: Don't worry, there is absolutely no personal vendetta.
Finally, there is a red-haired man wearing a gray cloak. Yes, he is the hero and protagonist of our game: the Captain!
[Kiana: I think you do! You're obviously taking revenge on me for calling you a dwarf!]
The interface at the beginning of the game is Bronya’s sister, Seele.
[(Honkai Impact 3) Seele: Huh? Seele is here too.]
[(Honkai Impact 3) Bronya: Hehe, Seele is dressed really nicely! ]
[(Honkai Impact 3) Seele: Ah! Sister Bronya, don't be like this. (Blushing, shy)]
Bronya: The person in charge of the role has nothing to do with the game!
The captain gave up and didn't intend to listen to Bronya's explanation.
Captain: Let’s try it first!
But as soon as I clicked start, the screen turned blank, and finally two words appeared on it - Genshin Impact!
The game starts with the same background as that used in the character introduction just now, without any changes.
<You are a brave warrior. You are now a member of the brave team. You have been summoned by the goddess to fight the demon king. You are now going to the church to meet the goddess.>
Captain: Well, it looks like this plot is pretty normal.
When the captain heard the name of this game, he thought it would be that kind of butter! Fortunately, it was not.
But the appearance of the following sentence silently made the captain shut up.
Captain: It's rare to have Alicia and the others...
＜？ ？ ？：Hello, lovely heroes, are you the ones who heard the call from Miss Pink Fairy? ＞
That’s right, no need to think about it, these words must have been said by this woman, Alicia.
Next, Alicia appeared in the game wearing tight black clothes, with a pair of folded white wings behind her.
The captain stood up angrily and prepared to go find Alicia, and the two women also hurriedly stood up and grabbed him.
Bronya: Captain, don't be angry! Don't be angry! Really, don't be angry...
Buluo: Don’t be angry, it’s not that serious, it’s really not that serious, it’s not that serious…
It was obvious that the captain was very angry when he saw this plot.
Captain: Is it okay for the screenwriter to take part in it personally?