Chapter 147 A gift for Nami! A charm that has nowhere to go!
Chapter 147 A gift for Nami! A charm that has nowhere to go!
"You're really not lying to me?"
Vice Admiral Garp still couldn't believe it. He didn't know how many times Marshal Sengoku had tricked him. Even a guy as thick-skinned as Vice Admiral Garp had become so suspicious.
"Don't worry, you can start making vacation plans now. Not only Mr. Garp, but also Marshal Sengoku and Vice Admiral Ahe can take a vacation together..."
Borsalino patted his chest and promised that although Boros promised not to kill the navy, to be on the safe side, it would be better to transfer all the old navy away first.
"Ahahahaha, I knew you would be much more qualified to be a marshal than Zhan Guo!"
Vice Admiral Garp finally couldn't help laughing out loud, and patted Borsalino's shoulder with a look of relief.
If someone who didn't know the inside story saw this, they would probably think that Borsalino had made some extraordinary contribution to the navy, which earned him such recognition as a naval hero.
Considering the large number of wounded, it would take too long to comfort them all the way and it would easily cause unnecessary unrest. Soon Borsalino and Lieutenant General Karp decided to comfort the wounded separately.
Just as Borsalino walked out of a medical tent, a fragrant breeze suddenly blew towards him, and a tall, well-proportioned figure threw herself into his arms.
"Lord Porusalino~"
Hancock wrapped her arms around Borsalino's neck and rubbed her palm-sized face against his chest, as if she wanted to melt into Borsalino's arms.
Although she was nearly two meters tall, she looked petite next to Borsalino, and her mature and beautiful figure could make any man's blood boil.
"It's Hancock, come down first, this is not the place to talk."
Borsalino patted Hancock's most convenient part of the body, motioned her to get down first, and then took Hancock back to his office in Marinford.
When the Marines around saw this scene, they not only did not feel that there was anything wrong, but they felt proud of it.
Even the most beautiful woman in the world has to fall in love with the navy admiral's suit pants. So, rounding it off, it's reasonable for an ordinary marine to date a village girl.
As for Hancock being the Pirate Queen...
Wouldn't that be better?
Just by asking Admiral Kizaru to sacrifice a little bit of his reputation, one of the Seven Warlords of the Sea can defect. Even Sakazaki, the toughest against pirates, wants to see more of this kind of good thing happen.
"Lord Borsalino, I heard from Nami that you will be the Admiral of the Navy from now on?"
As soon as he returned to the office, Hancock couldn't help but come up to him, pushed Borsalino down, sat on him, stared at Borsalino with a flushed face and spoke.
Although to Hancock, admirals and marshals are all the same in her eyes.
Or in other words, there are only two kinds of men in this world, one is Borsalino, and the other is the rest.
However, it is a different story if the person who becomes the Admiral of the Navy is Borsalino. To be more precise, as long as it is related to Borsalino, even catching a pirate can make Hancock excited, let alone becoming the Admiral of the Navy.
"Almost. I haven't been officially promoted yet. Looking at the situation today, I have to wait for a few days at least until the wounded can move around on their own and the square is almost repaired before I can be officially promoted."
Borsalino reached out and touched Hancock's little face. It was still so smooth and delicate. The world's most beautiful woman was so perfect from any angle.
Even Esdeath, who is equally beautiful, is slightly inferior to Hancock in terms of pure beauty.
"Then can I stay in Marinford and accompany you like Nami did?"
Hancock took the initiative to rub her face against Borsalino's palm, her beautiful face filled with a happy smile.
As soon as these words were spoken, Borsalino immediately felt the crisis lurking in the dark. The scumbag radar in his mind was running at a high intensity, and he quickly gave the most appropriate answer to the current situation.
"Of course, but I can't bear to let Hancock leave her hometown and stay in Marinford to accompany me. I'd better go to Nine Snake Island to find Hancock often in the future. But Hancock must supervise me and not let me indulge in your beauty. Otherwise, I, as the Admiral of the Navy, will be derelict in my duty..."
Borsalino said in a very affectionate tone that most girls who have had "intimate" contact with Borsalino know to beware of the sweet words of a certain scumbag.
However, sweet words, especially those from Borsalino, are like a "weapon of mass destruction" with 100% critical strike rate for Hancock, a girl with a brain full of love.
Hancock was so delighted that she gave him a series of kisses without hesitation. She almost turned into a beautiful snake and fought with Borsalino for three hundred rounds.
"Click!"
Nami, who had been staying in the inner room, finally couldn't help but push open the door and walked out. If she didn't come out and keep an eye on the situation, she would definitely be dragged together by the scumbag when the fighting started.
"Little Nami~ Look what good things I brought you."
Facing Nami's rather unfriendly eyes, Borsalino took out a small box from his arms and threw it towards Nami.
"You thought a small gift would be enough... This is... pure gold?!"
Nami took the box with displeasure. If a certain hateful scumbag thought he could buy her off with a little favor, he was totally wrong...
But when Nami took the box and opened it subconsciously, she was dazzled by the bright golden light in front of her and couldn't open her eyes.
When her eyes finally adjusted to the bright light, she could see clearly what was in the box. It turned out to be an ordinary ring, but it was completely beyond Nami's imagination.
The ring is said to be ordinary because its material, style and workmanship are only average. In the eyes of Nami, who is proficient in identifying treasures, it is worth at most a few hundred thousand berries.
But the unidentified object that looked like gold and was inlaid on the ring gave Nami a sense of déjà vu.
However, it only took a few seconds for the little thief cat Nami to remember where she had seen such a dazzling light.
A piece of pure gold, even a small piece inlaid in a ring, is enough to trigger one or even countless tragic wars with tens of thousands of deaths and injuries if it is lost.
Any strong person with a certain amount of power or strength will not give up the opportunity to get a piece of pure gold!
If people knew that she had a piece of pure gold, she would not be able to live in peace even if she stayed in the Navy Headquarters.
"I got this with great difficulty."
Taking advantage of Nami's distraction, Borsalino reached out and hugged her in his arms, successfully hugging her on both sides.
The stunning beauty with mature charm and the lovely girl full of youthfulness just snuggled in Borsalino's arms and let him do whatever he wanted to them.
But when Borsalino was about to take a further step, Nami, who was "stunned" by the pure gold, finally came to her senses.
Ignoring Borsalino's hands that were taking advantage of her, Nami excitedly hugged him and gave him a big kiss.
"How did you get it? No one will find out, will they?"
Nami, who almost kissed Borsalino's lips until they were swollen, suppressed the urge to scream and asked rapidly.
As expected of a little thief, even when faced with a treasure like pure gold that can arouse the greed of countless people, his first instinctive reaction is to take it for himself.
"Don't worry, there's no way there could be anything wrong with what I give you."
Borsalino enjoyed Nami's super-doubled enthusiasm, and walked directly into the inner room holding Hancock, who was obsessed with him, and Nami, who was obsessed with pure gold.
I don't know how much time had passed, but when Borsalino came out from the inner room, feeling satisfied, he found that it had already darkened.
Just as Borsalino was about to take a shower to clean off the traces on his body, he suddenly looked towards the door and burst out laughing.
"You are such a stupid idiot with no moral integrity..."
When the office door was opened, Haibara Ai, with a frown on her face, was standing outside the door, staring at Borsalino with regret on her face.
"General Kizaru, this kid has been clamoring to see you..."
The Marine who was responsible for leading Haibara Ai spoke very embarrassedly, especially when he saw that Borsalino was still in his pajamas, he felt extremely ashamed.
Admiral Kizaru, who had just experienced the Battle of Marineford and made a trip to Marijoa, must be very tired now. He might have been resting just now, but because of his incompetence, he had to deal with such a small matter personally.
"Oh, thank you for your hard work. I will take care of the child from now on."
To the Marine's surprise, Admiral Kizaru not only did not blame him at all, but spoke to him with a smile on his face.
The Marine, who had been prepared to be scolded, was very moved. Before leaving, he was still wondering about the identity of the little girl. Could she be the daughter of Admiral Kizaru?
"This is too much. You actually left me out here all alone... You scum! You pervert! You nymphomaniac!"
Haibara Ai walked into the office muttering to herself, but before she had taken a few steps, she smelled a special scent in the air.
Although she had no experience in that area, as a girl born and raised in modern society, Haibara Ai naturally had no problem guessing what this was.
His face turned red and he started cursing at Borsalino.
"Calm down, calm down... Don't be afraid. No matter how lustful I am, I can never target a minor... ahem, a child."
Borsalino took out two bottles of cold drinks from the refrigerator, but before he handed them over, he saw Haibara Ai subconsciously took a step back and stared at him vigilantly, as if she was guarding against some dangerous creature.
Seeing this, Borsalino couldn't help but laugh out loud, but before he could finish his words, he suddenly remembered that Nami seemed to be underage when she followed him, so he had to change his words temporarily.
"That's not necessarily true. Sister Tornado doesn't look much older than me..."
Huiyuan Ai was still on high alert, because she knew three girls who had been murdered by scumbags. Add to that the one in the office now, and who knows how lecherous Borsalino was.
"You have a huge misunderstanding of me. Have you ever seen any signs of coercion between me, Tornado and Blizzard, and Esdeath? Don't worry, I won't do anything unless the girl is willing."
Porusalino said with a smile.
However, Haibara Ai still rolled her eyes.
You can't force others and you can't change the fact that you are a playboy and a lecher. The most hateful thing is that Borsalino, in order to fool around with a woman, actually left her out there without any ability to protect herself.
Even if she could rely on the Ten Thousand Snakes to save her life at the critical moment, that kind of fright was completely unnecessary!
"Lord Porusalino~"
Before Haibara Ai could open her mouth to complain, she saw Hancock, who was only wearing an oversized shirt on her upper body, walking out from the inner room.
He completely ignored the existence of Haibara Ai and pounced on Borsalino on the sofa, clinging to him.
Although it was just a quick glimpse, Hancock's beautiful face still made Haibara Ai open her eyes wide.
It’s not that she has never seen beautiful women before, and it may sound a bit self-boasting to say this, but Haibara Ai feels that she can be considered a beauty, at least before she becomes a child.
However, compared to Hancock, she even felt a little inferior as a woman. How could such a beautiful woman like a playboy like Borsalino? !
"Well, there are guests here."
Borsalino finally got a break from Hancock's obsession and quickly signaled her to pay attention to Huibara Ai who was sitting on the sofa opposite.
"Who is this girl? Your daughter?"
Hancock sat in Borsalino's arms, turned her head casually to take a look, and then ignored the existence of Haibara Ai.
Hancock has always been very tolerant of girls who cannot pose a threat to him in terms of beauty.
She didn't even care about Nami, let alone Haibara Ai who was obviously unable to compete with her.
Only a competitor like Esdeath, who is stronger than her and only slightly inferior in appearance, will make Hancock feel nervous and show a certain degree of hostility.
"Who would be the daughter of such a playboy and lecher?!"
Haibara Ai complained unhappily that she was such a beautiful woman, but there were problems with her eyes and brain. God was indeed fair. Thinking of this, Haibara Ai suddenly calmed down a lot.
"Daughter... Lord Borsalino, please give me a daughter! When she is born, let her become the emperor of Nine Snake Island. This way, I can always be by your side!"
Hancock seemed to have suddenly thought of a good idea and spoke to Borsalino in a sweet voice.
The world's most beautiful woman's coquettishness is so lethal that not only Borsalino, but even Haibara Ai, who saw her for the first time, could hardly resist it.
Every word that came out of that beautiful face made Huibara wish she could agree to her on behalf of Borsalino.
wrong!
I am a woman?!
Fortunately, Haibara Ai soon realized that something was wrong with her situation, but what terrified her was that even though her mind already sensed that something was wrong, her body still blushed and her heart beat fast unconsciously, and she was unable to resist Hancock's charm.
Just when Haibara Ai was feeling extremely terrified, Borsalino snapped his fingers.
An extremely slight domineering aura spread out with a buzzing sound.
It briefly frightened Haibara Ai for a moment and successfully helped her get rid of Hancock's unintentional charm.
Hancock, who noticed this, didn't care at all. This was so normal that no matter whether it was a man or a woman, it was difficult to resist her charm.
Hancock doesn't usually try to charm anyone unless she's in combat, but if you can't resist her unintentional charm, consider yourself unlucky.
Of course, if Borsalino took the initiative to speak, the matter would be different.
"Don't worry about your daughter. As the saying goes, there's no point in having a family until the pirates are gone... Oh, of course Hancock doesn't count. Besides, I can't bear to leave my world of two with Hancock. One more person will take away my love for Hancock..."
Borsalino hugged Hancock who was riding on him, and they whispered in each other's ears. They were about to fight for another 300 rounds.
Haibara Ai on the side couldn't help but complain in her heart that even in this world, it was impossible for a scumbag to have only Hancock as his woman.
When Borsalino was doing live broadcasts before, he had a cute secretary by his side. God knows how many other girls have fallen into his "clutches".
However, after having the experience of almost being captured by Hancock's charm, Haibara Ai now has an extremely bad first impression of Hancock.
She is such a gorgeous lady, but she has a very bad personality. She deserves to fall for the scumbag's suit pants!
"When will the ship that will take me to study dinosaurs be ready?"
Just as Hancock's breathing became rapid and the war was about to break out, Haibara Ai's cold voice suddenly rang out.
The ambiguous atmosphere was broken in an instant. Although Hancock was in love, she was definitely not a fool. She glared at Haibara Ai angrily.
This little girl obviously did it on purpose. Could she really be Lord Borsalino's daughter?
Looking at the obviously different hair colors of Haibara Ai and Borsalino, Hancock has begun to wonder which woman gave birth to a daughter with Mr. Borsalino!
Nami is too young to be ruled out first, Borsalino's fiancée Gion doesn't have the same hair color, and Stussy seems infertile. Could it be that bad woman with long blue hair from last time...
It is said that when a woman suspects a man of cheating, her behavior is comparable to Sherlock Holmes and her IQ exceeds that of Einstein.
Although Hancock doesn't care about Borsalino's cheating, she knows all the women who have appeared around Borsalino. It is not difficult to see that Hancock has put in a lot of effort in this.
After silently memorizing Haibara Ai's hair color and appearance, Hancock was determined to find out the truth.
"Well, let me ask first."
Borsalino picked up the Den Den Mushi on the table and called Lieutenant General Dalmesia of the headquarters.
If his flagship was still there, Borsalino could have directly ordered his subordinates to send Haibara Ai to the small garden.
However, in order to change his ship, Borsalino took the initiative to move his old ship to the front line.
As a "cutting-edge warship" launched several decades ago, Borsalino's ship is notoriously weak among the headquarters' warships.
In addition, Borsalino, who had become a lazy man, had mainly been using other ships and rarely used his own ship, so the cost of its maintenance and upkeep was basically borne by him.
In a war of the magnitude of the Battle of Marineford, the flagship at the forefront was undoubtedly sunk. The marines in charge of driving the ship had already received Borsalino's reminder and had decisively fled before the ship was sunk.
"Hmm? Admiral Kizaru? You need me for something?"
A Dalmatian-shaped hat also appeared on the head of the Den Den Mushi at the right time. It was obvious that the person on the other end of the Den Den Mushi was none other than Vice Admiral Dalmesia of the headquarters who had eaten the Dalmatian form of the Animal-type Dog-Dog Fruit.
Dalmesia, who remained at the Marine Headquarters, was neither injured nor had any mission to subdue pirates or support other Marine branches. Instead, she served as a mobile force ready to be deployed at any time.
Whether as the incoming Admiral of the Navy or Admiral Kizaru, the most powerful commander in the headquarters, Borsalino has enough authority to give him orders.
"Dalmesia, your ship should still be on standby, right?"
Borsalino spoke very easily. He and Dalmesia were not only in a superior-subordinate relationship between the admiral and the vice admiral, but also senior and junior who had received instruction from Zefa, and they were also members of the same slacking faction in the navy.
Although their personalities are quite different, it does not affect the "comrade-in-arms" relationship established between Borsalino and Dalmessia in Happy Street.
"Yes! We can go out to sea anytime!"
Dalmesia responded without hesitation.
At this time, he has begun to guess his next mission. Is it to hunt down the remnants of the Whitebeard Pirates, or to assist Vice Admiral Gion in hunting down the prisoners who escaped from Impel Down?
"That's good. Send someone to my office to pick him up, and then escort him to the small garden. Remember to protect him. He just donated a large amount of medicine to our headquarters, and he is the lifesaver of many marines."
Borsalino assigned the task casually, and at the same time gave Haibara Ai the aura of a navy friend, so that he wouldn't have to worry about Dalmesia not being dedicated enough.
"Yes! I'll send someone over right away... Admiral Kizaru, what's the date of your promotion ceremony?"
Dalmessia agreed at first, but then asked hesitantly.
He also wanted to attend the ceremony of Borsalino's promotion to Admiral of the Navy. The leader of his faction became Admiral of the Navy, which was something he could never dream of for the naval officers of the faction who had long been accustomed to lying down and doing nothing.
Just before the Battle of Marineford, no one could have imagined that Borsalino, who had always been a leader in slacking off and stealing wages, would actually take the initiative to stand up and confront Whitebeard and Red Hair, successively beating the two famous pirate emperors, one to death and the other to injury.
What is even more unexpected is that... Borsalino, by virtue of his great achievement in seizing the pure gold, forced the Five Elders to reluctantly acknowledge his promotion to the Navy Marshal.
If their boss wasn't really unreliable, how many people would be willing to be regarded as a mediocre person who just wants to get by?
It was not easy for the leader of his faction to cheer up and ascend to the throne of the Navy Admiral. If he could not witness it with his own eyes, Dalmessia estimated that there would be nothing more regrettable than this before he retired.
(End of this chapter)