Chapter 148 Unlucky Xingqiu
[Okay, let's play a video related to Xingqiu next. The video has been uploaded successfully. The video will be played soon - "The real purpose of Klee coming to Inazuma."]
[Klee: Huh? Brother Albedo, look! There's Klee again! ]
[Albedo: Isn't this a video about Xingqiu? Why is it about Klee? ]
【Kong: It’s very simple. It’s just a mixed performance.】
At the beginning of the video, Klee took Qiqi to find Xiaogong and Huanglong Yidou. The only difference was that their voices had changed and were no longer the original ones.
Xiao Gong: Wow! You two sisters are very punctual!
As soon as Keli opened her mouth, she spoke in Sichuan dialect.
Klee: I, the Cremation Knight, keep my word. Have you brought the money?
Xiao Gong: Of course!
After saying that, Ara Taki Ichito, who was standing next to Xiao Gong, raised the black bag in his hand.
Qiqi's voice also changed, just like Klee's.
Qiqi: Pay the money and receive the goods.
Xiao Gong: Great! Let's go with the market price, 150,000 per kilogram! How much do you have?
[Kujo Sara: This... isn't it possible that they are trading some contraband? ]
[Xiao Gong: Uh... Lord Jiujo, I am a good citizen. This is just a video, made by others. It's all fake. You know me. I just set off some fireworks at most.]
[Kujo Sara: I am just guessing about you in the video, not the real you, what are you afraid of? ]
Hearing Xiao Gong say this, Qi Qi also raised a bouncing bomb in her hand that was bigger than their heads.
Qiqi: We weigh 20 kilograms in total.
[Kaia: What? Such a big bounce! ]
[Qin: 20 kilograms? At least a dozen kilograms of explosives?]
[Amber: Phew~ Fortunately it was in the video. In real life, Klee doesn’t have such a big bouncing bomb.]
Xiao Gong: Uh...how much is 20 kilograms?
But the next second, Xiao Gong was confused. He didn't know how much 20 kilograms cost, so he slowly turned his head to look at Araki Ichido.
Being looked at like this by Xiaogong, Arawaki Ito knew that Xiaogong wanted to ask him how much money, but Arawaki Ito didn't know either, so he spoke in a Northeastern voice.
Arata Ichito: I’m not coming!
It was useless for Xiao Gong to ask. If he had known, he would not have asked him. It was embarrassing.
Xiao Gong: Ms. Li, can you calculate?
Kelly: Huh?
Keli and Qiqi looked at each other and said, okay, they got it, neither of them can calculate.
Qiqi: What should we do? We can’t make this trip in vain.
Klee was trying to think of a solution, but Qiqi suddenly remembered that Xingqiu seemed to have come to Inazuma as well.
Qiqi: Hey~ I heard Xingqiu has also come to Inazuma. Xingqiu is the second young master of Feiyun Chamber of Commerce. He will definitely settle the score!
When Klee heard what Qiqi said, she made up her mind and went to ask Xingqiu for help.
Klee: Sister Xiaogong, do you know where he lives?
Xiaogong: What a coincidence, it’s at the outlying island guesthouse next door. It only takes a moment for me to fart and I’ll be there.
Xiao Gong heard Ke Li ask this, isn't this a coincidence? She just happened to know.
Klee knows that Xingqiu is so close to us, so that’s it!
Klee: That’s fine. I’ll go get a young master from the Chamber of Commerce to do the calculation for us.
Xiao Gong: This trick is reliable. Do you need my brother’s help?
As he spoke, Xiao Gong also introduced Arotaki Ichito. When Arotaki Ichito heard what Xiao Gong said, he immediately raised his right hand, showing off his muscles, looking as if he was terribly strong.
Qiqi: No, no need.
Klee: The two of us are enough, you wait here.
Qiqi quickly refused, and so did Keli. "I am the big sister of Mondstadt. How can I be afraid of a small young master of the Chamber of Commerce?" Then he took out a pistol from behind and took Qiqi to the guesthouse to find Xingqiu.
Meanwhile, Xingqiu in the guesthouse was signing autographs like crazy. After all, her copy of "Shen Qiu Shi Jian Lu" was a best-seller in Inazuma and she had many fans.
At this moment, Klee rushed in and pointed the pistol at Xingqiu.
Klee: Don't move! Put your hands up.
Xingqiu: What’s the matter, sir?
Xingqiu was now extremely scared and raised his hands tremblingly, fearing that if Klee wasn't paying attention, the gun would go off and he would be killed.
Kelly: Please do me a favor and come with me.
After a while, Xingqiu went to help them settle the accounts, and as soon as he came back he went to Tianling Fengxing, after all, he almost lost his life.
As soon as Xingqiu sat down opposite Kujo Sara, Inazuma's Thunder God came over. After all, Lei Dianying liked to eat sweets and read novels, so it was clear that Lei Dianying was also a fan of Xingqiu.
Lei Movie: Teacher Zhenyu, hello, hello, hello.
As soon as Lei Dianying arrived, he shook hands with Xingqiu, applauded, and then sat down next to Kujo Sara.
[Kujo Sara: Hmm! The General is sitting next to me!!!]
【Kong: Ahem, um, Kujo, calm down. 】
[Paimon: Alas~ As expected, Saara still admires the Thunder God so much. ]
Lei Movie: How can we help you?
Xingqiu: Don’t be afraid of what I am about to say.
Lei Diandian: I am General Lei Dian, we are not afraid, please speak.
Hearing Xingqiu say this, Lei Dianying pointed at himself and said, "I am the God of Thunder. Apart from those few people, who in the world have I ever been afraid of?"
Xingqiu: I was just... kidnapped by a loli.
Xingqiu said slowly. After all, would anyone believe it if he continued to say it?
Jiujo Sara was a little unconvinced. How could a grown man like you be kidnapped by a loli? Who would believe it? Then he turned his head and looked at his own god.
But surprisingly, Thor actually believed it!
Lei Movie: Who is the Loli?
Xingqiu: Not that one.
Xingqiu thought Lei Dianying was talking about a loli with a certain name.
Xingqiu: A loli with pointy ears.
Hearing the sharp words, Kujo Sara immediately started drawing a portrait of Goro on the paper.
When Xingqiu saw the picture, he quickly explained.
Xingqiu: It’s not a man, it’s a woman.
When Kujo Sara heard this, he immediately picked up his brush and quickly drew another picture.
The one with pointed ears is a female, yes, it's Yae Kamiko.
Xingqiu took a look and realized that it wasn't the case. Yae Shinko was Inazuma's but Klee was not. Xingqiu just didn't know Klee's name, not where she came from.
Xingqiu: Not from Inazuma, but a fire-type Mondstadt person.
Then Kujo Sarama drew a portrait of Diluk on the wall.
[Kaeya: Haha ...]
[Diluk: ... (For the next week, I will refuse Kaeya's invitation to the tavern.)]