Chapter 150 Goodbye, Mom. I'm sailing away tonight.
Chapter 150 Goodbye, Mom. I'm sailing away tonight.
It was close to midnight on Monday night.
There are less than twenty-four hours left until the holiday ends.
Lin Li lay on the bed, just like last night, waiting for midnight of the next day.
There are only two things I can do today: this and that:
I got up early and continued to practice the spiritual energy chapter in my room. After two days of hard work, I have basically mastered the fourth chapter of the Eight-Stage Body-Building Exercise, and my efficiency in utilizing spiritual energy has been improved again.
Although the physical part took much longer to practice than the spiritual part, the third part has not yet been fully practiced.
However, the progress on both sides is already quite fast. I feel that at this rate, as long as the spirit stones can keep up with the supply, and we can complete Task 1 for a month, we will be able to basically master the eight chapters of the Eight Stages of Body Building.
After practicing in the morning, I planned to deliver takeout like I did yesterday morning, but Wu Min didn't wake up.
Considering that it was a rare opportunity for his mother to sleep in, although he could take a nap, Lin Li still didn't want to disturb her.
There was no need to contact Shen Kai, so Lin Li spent the morning studying except for taking a nap.
I had takeout delivered in the afternoon and evening.
But because I have gained a lot of experience and my efficiency is no worse than yesterday, I have now reached the progress of Task 26 (30/).
I can definitely finish it before evening self-study tomorrow night. At worst I can just take another day off.
It is worth mentioning that the balance in the account directly increased from 4.0 to 10.0, reaching three digits, an epic improvement.
Wu Min has improved to the point where she keeps persuading Lin Li not to be a delivery boy anymore.
As soon as twelve o'clock arrived, Lin Li immediately went to the [Mall] to exchange props.
【Low-grade spiritual stone】
This damn probability, the bad luck along the way, can’t be overcome no matter how hard he tries, Lin Li sighed with regret.
I changed to "Ability Amplifier (+1)" again.
“I felt like I had no place to use it before, but how come there’s only 570 system currency left now?” Lin Li muttered to himself.
[You have used the Ability Amplifier (+1) on "Charge", and "Charge" has been upgraded to "Charge (+1)"]
[Charge (+1): After completely paralyzing your right hand for two hours, you can accumulate an opportunity to use it. One hour after use, the power, ability, and move effects of your right hand will be doubled. Paralysis and skill use cannot be interrupted, and the upper limit of the charge ability is 3. ]
The conditions for charging power are harsh, requiring paralysis for two hours, but the output effect can now be tripled, and Lin Li thinks it is worth it.
The operation that I have been waiting for all night is completed.
After checking my phone for a while, I can go back to sleep. Tomorrow, no, today is going to be another busy day.
On the phone, a few people sent me messages, and in the group chat, I could even see red envelope notification messages.
After all, today is Tuesday, the day when the boarding students must go back home. It is also the Mid-Autumn Festival. Some students still have the habit of sending group greetings during holidays.
——They also send group greetings on minor holidays, and the people are basically either younger or older.
Lin Li responded politely one by one. He was willing to check his own box when the group message was sent, which was worthy of gratitude.
He/she has me in his/her heart.
"Yao Qiaoqiao: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, Lin Li."
There are actually some messages that are not sent to a group, but they are not sent on a specific time either. It feels like they are sent one by one from a list.
Keep him warm all day.
"Lin Li: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival to you too."
"Yao Qiaoqiao: "Hehe""
The essence of human beings is to repeat themselves. Also, your emoticons are good, but they are mine now.
"Lin Li: "Hehe""
"Yao Qiaoqiao: "New Hehe""
Lin Li: I’m too lazy to reply, hehe.
"Wang Ze: On the 15th of August, the moon is bright in the sky; friends and family enjoy the moon and flowers; at the reunion time, fuck you; talk about the past, full of blessings; a bright moon, look forward to the future; Mid-Autumn Festival, everything goes well!"
Just when Lin Li was about to send a message like "You're fucking sending a group message to me too, right?", he squinted his eyes and noticed something was wrong.
It's hidden quite deeply.
damn thing.
"Lin Li: Wang Ze, are you sure you can eat mooncakes instead of steamed buns today? I feel like you didn't add any kernels."
After a few minutes, Wang Ze replied.
"Wang Ze:?"
"Wang Ze: Even though it was a group message, you shouldn't be scolding me, right? And so violent?"
"Lin Li: Why are you still pretending here? Do you want me to react to your change of expression, brother? "Pat my head""
"Wang Ze: Ah, what are you talking about?"
"Lin Li: I've already noticed the dirty words in your blessing. It's too obvious, idiot. Remember to be more subtle next time, like hiding the beginning or the end of a poem."
Wang Ze did not respond immediately.
It seems that he was furious after being exposed by himself.
Half a minute later.
"Wang Ze: I'm going to rush ...
"Wang Ze: Lin Li, I'm fucked! This was sent by Zhang Haoyang in our dormitory group. I didn't notice the "Fuck you" message, and he just sent it to the group with just one click!
You deserve to be scolded, but the problem is that it was also sent to several of my family groups and relatives!
Oh shit, two minutes have passed and I can’t withdraw! Ah!! What should I do now! ! " Then Wang Ze frantically popped up emojis and started to swipe the screen.
Lin Li: "?"
"Lin Li: ?Are you kidding?"
"Wang Ze: If you lie, I will be infertile but have many children and grandchildren, and taste buds at the end of my large intestine! I fucking hope it's fake!"
Lin Li: "..."
This oath is so cruel that I have to believe it.
Lin Li put himself in Wang Ze's current situation and was already sweating profusely.
This is horrible.
It doesn’t matter if you send it to a boy, it doesn’t matter if you send it to a girl… it doesn’t matter if you force it, but if you send it to an elder…
Lin Li called and Wang Ze picked up the phone in seconds. Lin Li immediately said, "Wang Ze, I have a way to alleviate your current problem a little."
"Tell me quickly, what should I do now?" Wang Ze's voice was filled with anxiety.
"Is there a computer next to you?" Lin Li was much calmer.
"There are some!"
"Now turn on your computer, plug your phone into the USB, and then click on the network disk link I sent you on WeChat to download."
"Wait a minute, wait a minute, damn, Lin Li, it's a good thing you're here, otherwise I really don't know what to do." There were immediately more rustling sounds from Wang Ze's end, as if he was getting up, and there were also the sounds of a laptop flipping open and a keyboard typing, and his tone was full of gratitude.
Then the thanks came to an abrupt end, and Wang Ze's voice was stiff and mechanical, and he said: "...Why is it a fucking porn movie?"
"This way you can have a good time before you die. I highly recommend this movie. Remember to watch it on a computer with a big screen, it will be more enjoyable!" Lin Li said happily.
Wang Ze: “…”
Seeing that Wang Ze didn't say anything, Lin Li then added, "If you don't have the heart to think about this right now, I have another link. There is a great video of a row of sows falling into a ditch. It's very funny. Do you want to watch it?"
"Get lost, Lin Ziqiao! You are such a beast!" Wang Ze roared, "You are in the same boat with Master Yin, and you are still talking nonsense at this time!"
"That's great, Han. Use it to scold Bufan next time." Lin Li laughed even when he was scolded.
"Oh, this thing can't be withdrawn. Why don't you send another apology to the group? But first, this will make those who didn't notice it notice it now, especially those who said thank you to you, which will be even more embarrassing. It can only be said that this is a dead end."
After Lin Li finished laughing, he gave some barely useful advice, and then comforted her:
"And sometimes, if we change our perspective, things may not be so bad. For example, the Leaning Tower of Pisa looks leaning to us, but Hawking sees it as straight. This is the charm of perspective.
So, from another perspective, your stupid behavior this time can be regarded as a large-scale friend test.
People like me who are keen enough to notice that you are hiding your dirty words are true friends who really care about you. They should be worshipped like ancestors, and it would be better if they transfer another 200 yuan to them.
Those who don’t notice the dirty words tomorrow are just fake friends who are just trying to please you. It’s not a pity to delete them.”
"What if true friends become fake friends after seeing this message?" Wang Ze asked again.
"It deserves to be deleted." Lin Li analyzed calmly.
Wang Ze: “…”
Damn you.
Wang Ze didn't say anything, but after a few seconds, he began to sob.
Zhou Baowei cried the day before yesterday, Bai Bufan cried yesterday, and Wang Ze cried today.
Lin Li should have felt guilty for doing such an excessive thing.
But the problem was, the sobbing sounded familiar to Lin Li. He knew it was a female sobbing sound, and it didn't sound like a local. Lin Li, whose memory was not as good as before, remembered that it seemed to be from the movie he had just released.
Damn you.
"Why the hell have you already started watching the movie?" Now it was Lin Li's turn to be silent.
"You've sent it all, I've downloaded it, and turned on the computer, so I have to take a look. Well, you really have a good eye." Wang Ze felt neither sad nor happy.
Lin Li felt a little bit uncomfortable after hearing this ethereal voice.
Some people sound alive but have actually been dead for a while.
This is not watching a movie at all, this is looking for spiritual sustenance, just like watching the Spring Festival Gala during the Chinese New Year, to make the room less quiet.
Go ahead and watch it. If your children like it, let them watch more.
"Knock knock knock!" There was a sudden knock on the door from the other end of the phone.
"Wang Ze, come out here, what the hell did you send to the family group!" Then came the middle-aged woman's affectionate call.
"Lin Li, thank you for the video. I have something to do, so I have to hang up first." Hearing this, Wang Ze took a deep breath and laughed.
beep - beep -
Wang Ze is dead.
I shouldn't have scolded Wang Ze just now. Wang Ze must have Jiaren, but the problem is that Wang Ze's Jiaren may lose one of his Jiaren.
I don’t know if I can still see him during evening study tomorrow.
Lin Li shared the story, and everyone placed their sadness on Wang Ze's pain, and they all laughed happily.
When a whale dies, all things come to life. Wang Ze only paid the price of his own life, but in return he brought happy smiles to so many people. I believe he will also be smiling in the underworld.
Of course, not everyone is happy:
"Zhang Haoyang: Can anyone raise two resurrection armors for my waterdrop? If two are too many, just raise one for my mom. I just received a death threat. Urgent."
Zhang Haoyang, you are quite filial.
(End of this chapter)