Chapter 150 The more you resist, the more excited I am
Chapter 150 The more you resist, the more excited I am
"Assembly? Team building?"
Looking at these two words, Jiang Nian was a little confused for a moment.
I wondered what kind of development this was?
So I typed a '?' silently.
The next second, Zhang Linyu called.
"Brother Jiang, where are you?"
"We are about to set off, why don't I see you?"
Zhang Linyu asked hurriedly.
Jiang Nian was confused: "What are you talking about? What kind of team building?"
"Team building is team building. Wait a minute, Brother Jiang, you don't know that, do you?"
"Nonsense, look at my current posture, do you think I know it?"
"Didn't you check the group chat?"
"I'm looking at a dog basket."
Jiang Nian said unhappily.
I thought to myself that Zhang Linyu was actually talking about such nonsense.
Not to mention that he was busy looking up things and organizing information in the morning and had no time to look at his phone.
Just looking at his reaction just now, isn't it obvious?
"What happened?"
Jiang Nian asked.
Zhang Linyu sorted out the language:
"To make a long story short, it was probably in the morning when Director Huang saw that the filming would be finished in less than half a month, so Director Huang suggested that we take advantage of this time to get together and go out for some fun."
"Then, somehow, the crew of the next-door production of 'Sword Rain' found out about this. They had already finished filming, so they thought they had nothing else to do, so they came over to join in the fun."
"The current situation is"
Zhang Linyu hadn't finished speaking yet.
There was a noisy sound coming from the other end of the phone.
Then, as if someone had snatched the phone away, Deng Sha's playful voice came out of it: "Teacher Jiang, you haven't gotten up yet, have you? Come quickly, we are going to the beach for vacation now. If you don't come soon, we will be late."
"Yes, yes, don't ask so many questions, come quickly, everyone is waiting for you."
Yang Rong also chimed in.
Hearing this, what else could Jiang Nian say? He could only say "got it" and then hung up the phone.
He had originally planned to go there empty-handed.
After all, we just go out to have some fun and do some team building.
I don't think I'll be able to stay there for long.
But before leaving, Jiang Nian thought about it and decided to take with him the edgeless long sword that he had specially asked someone to make for him when he was practicing the "Bixie Sword Technique".
After all, his "Bixie Sword Technique" is now stuck at a bottleneck of breakthrough.
Although Jiang Nian didn't understand what "destroy and then rebuild" meant for him to do for a while.
But it is always safer to carry a sword.
At least in this way, if he really has any insights, he can practice them at any time.
Instead of watching the insights fade away and doing nothing but worrying.
He had a sword on his waist.
Jiang Nian arrived at the entrance of the scenic area.
However, he found that here, apart from the tourists coming and going, there was no sign of Zhang Linyu and others.
Seeing this, Jiang Nian was about to take out his cell phone to contact them and ask where they were.
But just then.
"Brother, brother, here!"
In an RV not far away, Zhang Linyu opened the door, stretched out his hand, and greeted Jiang Nian.
Jiang Nian came over, frowning slightly: "Just you? Where are the others?"
"We are all in the car. After all, this is the exit of the scenic area. There are so many people. If we don't get in the car, I'm afraid this place will be cordoned off and we won't be able to leave."
Zhang Linyu explained.
Hearing this, Jiang Nian was slightly stunned.
Subconsciously, I thought, "They are just a group of celebrities, why should we exaggerate like this?"
But before he could finish his words, he paused slightly.
Because he realized one thing, that is, he thinks celebrities are nothing special, because he is in this industry and sees all kinds of celebrities every day.
In the long run, you won’t think there is anything special about these stars.
But the general public is not.
In their eyes, celebrities are high above them and are simply out of their reach on a normal day.
This leads to the fact that if they meet a celebrity, no matter what their psychological reasons are, they will inevitably get entangled with the celebrity.
Otherwise, there wouldn’t be so many news reports online about celebrities traveling and being surrounded by fans.
Thinking of this, Jiang Nian changed the subject: "Then open the door for me and let me get in."
"I'm afraid this Jiang Ge can't do it."
Zhang Linyu scratched his head.
"What?"
Jiang Nian frowned.
"Because. Um. Do you believe me if I say we have no room in the car?"
Zhang Linyu stammered, looking unnatural.
Jiang Nian: “???”
He stared at Zhang Linyu, remained silent for a moment, and drew the sword from his waist: "I said that if I strike you with this sword, nothing will happen to you. Do you believe me?"
As soon as these words came out, Zhang Linyu's face suddenly changed: "Don't worry, brother, this is what others asked me to do!"
"Who?"
"Sister Rongrong!"
Without any hesitation, facing the slap from Jiang Nian, Zhang Linyu directly sold Yang Rong out.
Hearing this, Jiang Nian looked suspicious: "She?"
"Yes, and not only her, but also Sister Shasha and Sister Shanshan. They asked me to do it. Brother Jiang, if you say so, I can't refuse."
Zhang Linyu looked bitter.
It is said that when gods fight, mortals suffer.
He, Zhang Linyu, is just a small agent.
Those big stars came to him without him knowing and made demands. What could he do?
There was nothing he could do.
Jiang Nian felt very strange about this.
Because he couldn't understand the purpose of these people doing this.
Is it just to make fun of yourself?
"Oh, brother, I forgot to tell you because you scared me just now. What they meant was for you to get in their car."
Seeing that Jiang Nian's expression was a little strange, Zhang Linyu added a sentence.
Hearing this, Jiang Nian raised his eyebrows.
Get in their car?
Logically speaking, shouldn't they stay away from me now?
Where is this fuss coming from?
Jiang Nian didn't figure it out, so he simply gave up thinking.
After all, a woman's heart is as unpredictable as the sea.
It is pointless to speculate on their thoughts.
Jiang Nian asked: "Where is their car?"
"It seems to be the last one."
"Okay, I get it, just take a rest."
Jiang Nian said this and then came to the last car.
When I opened the car door, Deng Sha's face immediately came into view.
"Teacher Jiang, you are finally here. If you hadn't come, I would have fallen asleep."
When Deng Sha saw Jiang Nian appear, she immediately started complaining.
Hearing this, Jiang Nian did not answer, but walked into the car and closed the door: "I can't help it. It happened too suddenly. If Lao Zhang hadn't called me, I wouldn't have known about it at all."
Deng Sha didn't buy it: "Is this an excuse?"
"No, I'm just stating a fact."
Jiang Nian corrected.
What excuse does he need for doing things?
It was as if he had done something wrong.
"Come to think of it, why did you let me ride in your car?"
Jiang Nian asked.
"Tsk, Teacher Jiang, what you said is harsh. What do you mean by purpose? We are going to separate soon. Can't we keep in touch with each other before we leave?"
Deng Sha's face was full of anger.
"If you say so, then so be it." Jiang Nian shrugged, without saying any more words to her, and just walked into the RV.
Then I found that there were quite a few people on the bus.
In addition to Deng Sha, Yang Rong, and Chen Qiaoen, the actresses from the "Swordsman" crew.
Even Xu Xinyuan from the neighboring TV series "Sword Rain" is there.
Seeing this, Jiang Nian was a little surprised, but didn't say much.
After all, this is not the first time that Chen Qiaoen and Xu Xinyuan have appeared in the same place at the same time.
Jiang Nian looked around: "Do you have any wine?" "Yes, here you go."
Yang Rong opened the car refrigerator, took out a bottle of beer and handed it to Jiang Nian.
Jiang Nian took it, opened the bottle, tilted his head back and drank it all in one gulp.
"call--"
"Oh my, who did this research?"
"It feels good to put it in your mouth."
He smacked his lips and threw the bottle into the trash can.
Then he sat on the sofa, looked at the girls, and asked, "Where are we going next?"
"At the beach."
"I know. I mean where exactly are we going? You can't have no specific location."
"You're talking about this. We are going to an island near Shitang now."
Deng Sha replied.
Hearing this, Jiang Nian understood.
Then he drank some wine and chatted with the girls.
At the same time, the car started silently and drove towards the destination.
On the way, I didn’t know if it was because we were about to part or because I had been drinking.
Jiang Nian talked a lot to the girls.
From acting to life, and then from life to the present.
And speaking of the present.
Jiang Nian’s fighting ability is undoubtedly a point they cannot avoid.
Especially when Jiang Nian went out this time, he had a sword on his waist.
This unique shape reminded them of the handsome swordsmen in movies and TV series.
Xu Xinyuan was full of curiosity: "Teacher Jiang, can you tell us something? Are you the immortal cultivator mentioned in the rumors?"
As soon as these words were spoken, they immediately attracted the attention of all the women.
Obviously, they were very curious about this matter.
Not to mention capturing a tiger in the mountains.
Let’s just talk about his performance during filming.
It often makes people feel that he may not be a human being!
Leaping through the air, breaking tables from mid-air, and using the sword technique to ward off evil spirits.
In their view, this is simply not something that a human can do.
Hearing this, Jiang Nian raised his eyebrows and laughed.
He took out a bottle of wine and placed it in front of Xu Xinyuan: "Drink!"
"Ah?" Xu Xinyuan was stunned.
Jiang Nian sighed, "Ah, what? You asked me such a private question, but I didn't take a bottle. Do you think this is reasonable?"
Xu Xinyuan suddenly burst into laughter.
She didn't say anything, but just picked up the bottle and brought it to her lips generously.
The wheat juice in the bottle churned, and some of the wine overflowed and slid down her neck.
About a minute.
"what!"
Xu Xinyuan let out a long sigh and put down the empty bottle.
She looked at Jiang Nian: "Hiccup, Teacher Jiang, can you speak now?"
"Of course. So what question did you ask me just now?"
Jiang Nian acted like he was drunk and forgetful.
Deng Sha next to him quickly reminded: "Teacher Jiang, Sister Xinyuan asked you if you are a cultivator?"
"Then you drink too!"
Jiang Nian placed a bottle of wine in front of Deng Sha with a smile.
"???"
Deng Sha was completely confused.
She stared at Jiang Nian blankly, and it took her a long time to recover: "Teacher Jiang, you tricked me!"
Jiang Nian played dumb and said, "How did I trick you?"
"Sister Xinyuan has already drunk it, why do you want me to drink it?"
"Yes, it was Xinyuan who asked me, not you. If you want to ask, you must drink it."
"But you haven't answered Sister Xinyuan's question yet."
"What question did Xinyuan ask?"
"you"
Deng Sha was suddenly speechless.
No matter how dumb she was, she could tell that Jiang Nian was just pretending to be dumb, so she went to Xu Xinyuan in a rage to complain: "Sister Xinyuan, look at him, he's bullying me!"
Xu Xinyuan naturally understood this, and said bitterly, "Teacher Jiang, you are so rude. You promised to tell me after I finish drinking. There is no point in playing dumb."
Seeing this, Jiang Nian knew that he couldn't use this topic to persuade people to drink anymore, so he just said:
"Okay, okay, I won't tease you anymore. To be honest, I'm not a cultivator."
"Then what are you?" Xu Xinyuan asked curiously.
Jiang Nian said as a matter of course: "I am a warrior!"
"Martial"
Xu Xinyuan was speechless: "Of course I know you are a warrior, what I want to ask is why you are so powerful."
"Because I practice martial arts."
Jiang Nian smiled and brought the topic back to the beginning.
Are you kidding? You are wearing such thick clothes just to trick him into talking and get access to his biggest secret?
It would be strange if he could tell you.
Seeing Jiang Nian’s attitude.
Xu Xinyuan knew very well that Jiang Nian was playing a joke on her, so she looked at Deng Sha next to her, and as if they had reached some consensus, a wicked smile appeared on her face.
Jiang Nian noticed this and felt something was wrong. He immediately became alert: "What do you want to do?"
"Fuck you!"
Xu Xinyuan said this.
Then he pounced directly towards Jiang Nian.
Jiang Nian's expression suddenly changed: "Fuck, you can't afford to play!"
Xu Xinyuan was unmoved. She held Jiang Nian down and said, "I just can't afford to play! Shasha, come on, give him some wine! If you like to drink, I'll let you drink enough today!"
"I'm coming too, I'm coming too."
Yuan Shanshan also joined in the fun.
Jiang Nian was not willing to endure such injustice and started to struggle immediately.
But the old saying is true.
The more you struggle, the more excited I get!
Seeing that Jiang Nian was determined not to obey, not to mention Xu Xinyuan, even Chen Qiaoen and others nearby became a little excited, so they came forward and started to make a scene with Jiang Nian.
After half an hour.
Standing by the window smoking.
It is not difficult to see this from Jiang Nian’s refreshed look.
He won a great victory in this play!
Now he is enjoying the fruits of victory.
"A bunch of colored pens, you still want to fight me?"
Jiang Nian turned his head and said with disdain.
Xu Xinyuan was still a little unconvinced, and said stubbornly: "It's just that I didn't perform well."
Jiang Nian nodded: "Ah, yes, yes, you didn't perform well. Five people failed to hold me down. You didn't perform well. Go take a rest."
After saying that, he turned around again and looked out the window.
This time they took the national highway.
When you are tired of playing, you can also look at the surrounding scenery to relax.
Just as Jiang Nian was looking around and clearing his mind.
"Bang—"
Suddenly, the car ran over something and a loud bang suddenly came from below, causing the whole car to shake.
The bottles and cans in the trash can clanged and fell all over the floor.
Fortunately, Jiang Nian practiced martial arts and his lower body was as steady as a dragon, so nothing happened.
But the same cannot be said for the girls in the car.
They were already feeling a little dizzy from drinking, and now they were staggering all over the place.
Jiang Nian glanced at them and confirmed that they were fine except for being a little embarrassed. Then he looked at the driver and frowned: "What's wrong?"
The driver wiped the sweat off his head with an embarrassed look on his face and said, "It looks like a flat tire."
Jiang Nian: “???”
(End of this chapter)