Chapter 159 Kakuzu: I am the new generation's investment god, please let me be the trader!
Chapter 159 Kakuzu: I am the new generation of investment god, please let me be the trader!
Konoha
Uchiha Guang followed behind Uchiha Nan, stepped on the road curiously, poked his head out to look at everything around him, and exclaimed from time to time.
Everything in Konoha was too urbanized for Uchiha Hikaru. His noisy movements attracted a lot of people's attention, and then the passers-by's attention involuntarily shifted to Uchiha Nan.
"Hey, this isn't Hokage-sama!"
"You're back from a business trip, and you have a new girlfriend?"
"Ahem, don't talk nonsense. Lord Hokage is a loyal man!"
"Yes, yes!"
Uchiha Nan saw that more and more villagers recognized him and were surrounding him. Sometimes being too popular can be a problem.
Entertainment gossip spreads very quickly!
So Uchiha Nan used the head-patting technique on Uchiha Hikaru, venting his "dissatisfaction", messed up Uchiha Hikaru's hair, then took Uchiha Hikaru's hand and quickly walked through the crowd, returning to the Hokage Building which he had been away from for a long time.
This time, he was away from Konoha for too long. Even Uchiha Nan himself did not expect that he would spend so much time just to relax and take a vacation to solve the problems of Kusagakure.
Konoha united the fruit company, conquered Uchiha Hikari, promoted the ninja world's trade system, and united with the Iwagakure Village and the Sand Village to implement a Ponzi scheme. Plans cannot keep up with changes, and Uchiha Nan did not expect that he could accomplish so many things.
According to different environments, constantly revising and adjusting your plans can be considered a basic quality of filmmaking.
But, it's all good things.
Uchiha Nan returned to the office, and Uchiha Guang followed behind, carefully sitting on Uchiha Nan's leather sofa. The luxurious office decoration made her a little overwhelmed. This "wild girl" from the country has finally seen the world.
Soon, the news that Uchiha Nan had returned to Konoha spread throughout the Hokage Building.
Nara Shikayuan, who was immersed in the documents on the table, heard the news and immediately went to Uchiha Nan's office.
Nara Shikaon really wants Uchiha Nan to return to Konoha!
Lord Hokage, stop hanging around outside and use your magical powers!
Although Lord Uchiha Kusunoki is not in Konoha, he is doing one big thing after another outside. He is only responsible for taking the lead in project establishment and is never responsible for the specific implementation.
Nara Shikato, go and make a specific implementation plan for Konoha United Fruit for me!
The detailed rules and regulations of the ninja world's trade system are also handed over to you!
The latest classics and materials of the Fire Nation for decades! They can fill up several rooms. Nara Shikato led the Nara clan to work day and night, sorting out the materials by category. The livers of every clan member are not in good condition now. Staying up late really hurts the liver!
"Hey, long time no see, Lu Yuan-kun."
"Long time no see, Hokage-sama."
Nara Shikata's eyes were dead, with deep dark circles that were particularly obvious.
"Lu Yuan, haven't you slept well recently?"
"Thanks to the Hokage, I have been working lately and haven't had a good night's sleep at home for more than two months."
Nara Shikaon gritted his teeth as he spoke, complaining about Uchiha Nan's misconduct as a hands-off manager.
Is there any Kage in this ninja world who can be as leisurely and carefree as Uchiha Kusunoki?
"That's really hard work. Okay, during this period, all employees who work overtime will have their wages tripled, and overtime wages will be calculated at five times the rate. At the end of this month, they will all be paid as bonuses."
The only way to relieve the worry is to add money.
If you want your employees to work overtime, you have to give them a lot of money.
If employees complain about working too much overtime, it only means that their boss pays them too little.
"Do you feel better now?"
Uchiha Nan sat on a chair with a grin on his face, and "tortured" Nara Shikaon in a joking tone.
"Hokage-sama, now I feel full of energy."
Nara Shikato secured a large bonus and overtime pay for himself and his subordinates, and he immediately smiled from ear to ear.
The magic of money is really intoxicating!
"very good!"
"I now have an important task for you."
Nara Shikato's expression visibly fell.
Great, so you're waiting for me here?
Do you still want to keep staying up late and working overtime for a few more months?
There are no doors!
No matter how much money you make, you have to live to spend it!
"Um, Mr. Hokage, what is the identity of the flower in your office, no, this beautiful girl?"
Nara Shikato changed the subject in time and his eyes noticed Uchiha Hikaru who was sitting stiffly beside him.
I was so busy complaining that I didn't even notice there was a girl sitting in the Hokage's office.
Hmm. It's obviously from the Uchiha clan.
Could it be the Hokage's new girlfriend?
Nara Shikato quickly guessed Uchiha Hikaru's identity in his mind.
"Her name is Uchiha Hikaru. She is a member of the Uchiha clan who was left behind in the ninja world. Now she has returned to Konoha to recognize her ancestors."
Uchiha Nan made up an identity for Uchiha Hikaru and did not directly tell Nara Shikato about Uchiha Hikaru's identity. And Uchiha Nan did not lie.
Uchiha Hikaru is indeed a lost member of the Uchiha clan, but he is just a little older in generation. Even if Uchiha Madara is present, he has to call Uchiha Hikaru "grandma".
"Hello there!"
Uchiha Hikaru stood up from the sofa, his expression was not very natural. Since the seal was broken, Uchiha Hikaru has almost only talked to Uchiha Nan, and then he was addicted to playing games. He was withdrawn, shy, and not good at speaking to people other than Uchiha Nan. After all, he was sealed for hundreds of years and had not communicated with anyone, so it was understandable.
But recently it is necessary to control Uchiha Hikari's gaming time. Uchiha Nan discovered that Uchiha Hikari was extremely obsessed with arcade games. He always wanted to defeat himself in the game by operating it to satisfy his little pride as an Uchiha. However, he was repeatedly suppressed by Uchiha Nan, and then turned around and stayed up late to practice his gaming skills. Now Uchiha Nan has felt the pressure when fighting against Uchiha Hikari.
What a terrible liver man
How can you integrate into Konoha and the Uchiha clan if you are always addicted to games? We must control Uchiha Hikaru’s gaming time!
"Hello..Ms. Uchiha Hikaru."
Nara Shikaon greeted Uchiha Hikaru and keenly noticed that the relationship between Uchiha Nan and Uchiha Hikaru was unusual, but this was not something he should consider. Nara Shikaon now only wanted to clear out Uchiha Nan's office.
The Hokage has returned, and Konoha has someone in charge. Nara Shikaon just wants to take a leave to go back and rest and have a good sleep.
It’s impossible to work overtime anymore!
I won't do it no matter how much money you offer me!
"Lu Yuan, remember to help Uchiha Guang enter his identity in Konoha."
"Yes, Hokage-sama!"
Speed Run!
Nara Shikaon found the opportunity and couldn't wait to leave Uchiha Nan's office.
"Wait a minute. I have something else for you to do."
Uchiha Hikaru did not let Nara Shikaon, who was trying to escape, go and tell him about the Ponzi scheme he, Onoki, and Masa were planning to implement. "Hokage, you really have a good mind for making money."
After listening to the entire Ponzi scheme, Nara Shikaon was amazed at Uchiha Nan's imagination and ability to manipulate people's hearts.
The Land of Lightning and the Hidden Cloud Village are in big trouble. This move is even more cruel than the previous futures scam.
Nara Shikayuan had no doubt that Uchiha Nan's plan would be successful. The plan accurately grasped the dirty part of human nature - getting something for nothing, greed.
But Nara Shikayuan really didn't want to get involved in this kind of thing. The burden on him was too much and too heavy. Every day, there were mountains of documents waiting for him to deal with.
He had just finished a mountain of documents in the morning, and by the time he had a bowl of instant noodles in the lounge next door, the mountain of documents had returned to its original state. If this was not the Hokage Building of Konoha, Nara Shikato would have suspected that an assassin had cast an illusion on him and wanted to tire himself to death with endless documents.
Unfortunately, reality is even more cruel. The assassin is fake, but the document is real. I don't know if Nara Shika will be exhausted to death. Well, probably.
If I continue to work like this, I will definitely live many years less.
"Hokage-sama, I feel like the burden on me is too heavy."
"I am now in charge of the Commerce Department, and am also involved in part of the Finance Department and part of the Intelligence Department. I am still keeping an eye on the pig iron futures, as well as the expansion of Konoha's power grid."
"Konoha United Fruit Company is still in its early stages, and the Grass Country sends new documents every day. Oh, and your latest project, the Ninja Trade System."
Nara Shikata kept chattering about his workload, which made Uchiha Nan feel a little embarrassed.
Nara Shikato was indeed exploited miserably. He had already maxed out his workload. Now he looked haggard, his hair was dry, and he had dark circles under his eyes. He was in his prime, but he had a lot of white hair.
It would be a pity if such a useful subordinate died suddenly.
Alas, that's not right!
It should be said that it is amazing. If Nara Shikaon unfortunately died suddenly due to overtime work, Uchiha Nan would definitely give him a grand funeral, and then turn around and perform the Impure World Reincarnation to summon Nara Shikaon!
The Nara deer is far from being able to be a nuclear-powered donkey that works 24 hours a day, all year round!
Just like Tobirama Senju, he still dedicated himself to Konoha even after his death.
Oh. This is just perfect.
"Hokage-sama, please say something."
Uchiha Nan stood there in a daze, imagining that he owned another nuclear-powered donkey. Nara Shikaon felt the malice emanating from Uchiha Nan, and somehow his whole body shuddered.
Lord Hokage must be thinking about something extremely dangerous, and it has something to do with me!
Uchiha Nan came back to his senses and realized how hellish his thoughts were. His neck suddenly felt so tight. He wondered if he would really be hung on a street lamp in the future.
Forget about such a beastly thing, just use it on Senju Tobirama. Uchiha Nan thinks that as a human being, this cannot be done. At least it should not be done.
"Lu Yuan, since you said so, please recommend someone to me to be the person in charge of this matter."
Uchiha Nan decided to let Nara Shikaon go and asked Nara Shikaon to recommend someone to take over his responsibility.
Nara Shikato fell into deep thought. The confidentiality of the Ponzi scheme must be classified as Konoha's T0 level, and it is necessary to find someone with status and position to take on the task.
Hinata Takuma?
He has already developed three highs and fatty liver from drinking, and he has been attending one drinking party after another, and now he has to take on such a high-load task. Well, they are all colleagues, and if he tries to cheat himself like this, he might be beaten with a sack by Hinata Takuma.
Uchiha Tomita.passThe Uchiha clan is not suitable for this kind of work.
Senju Momoma pass The Hokage's attitude towards him is unclear. He cannot do such a highly confidential mission. He wears bandages and pretends to be injured. He stays in the tea room all day and slacks off while working with pay. I am so envious.
Then Kakuzu?
Nara Shikaon thought of Kakuzu, this diligent, tireless guy who only cared about making money. He worked almost 24 hours a day, and was either discussing projects or on his way to discuss projects.
Five hearts, full of energy. When they are about to die of sudden exhaustion, they go to the death row to pick a prisoner and replace his heart, and they will be full of energy again.
He should be very interested in this project. He is capable and energetic, and his status in Konoha is considered high. The Hokage also thinks highly of Kakuzu.
"Hokage-sama, I recommend Kakuzu to be the person in charge of this plan!"
Nara Shikaon recommended Kakuzu to Uchiha Nansu. After a little thought, Uchiha Nansu felt that Kakuzu's professional ability should be sufficient, so he agreed to Nara Shikaon's recommendation.
"Then go and call Kakuzu over here. Keep everything confidential for now. I want to discuss this with him in person."
"As you command, Hokage-sama!"
Nara Shikaon let out a long sigh, turned around and left Uchiha Nan's office to find Kakuzu.
Seeing that Nara Shikata had left, Uchiha Nan went straight to the tea room next door to get some drinks and snacks, intending to let Uchiha Hikaru have a taste.
Coffee break room
Uchiha Nan met Senju Momorama, who was holding a teapot in his right hand and lying leisurely on a recliner, enjoying his time of idleness.
After the treatment, Momoma Senju could feel Hashirama's cells gradually integrated into his body, and a strange chakra appeared. Wood Release Uchiha Nan actually mastered his father's power.
I really don't know how Uchiha Nan did it.
Senju Momoma was hit by Uchiha Nan repeatedly, and he had completely given up. He had no chance to take back the position of Hokage from Uchiha Nan in this life. He was marginalized with the title of assistant to Hokage, and Uchiha Nan still had his tricks.
Lie down, lie down really hard, and take care of your body!
Have more children, especially sons, eight or ten of them, and then marry a girl from the Uchiha family!
Ugh, stinking rice bug!
Uchiha Nan glanced at Momorama Senju, he didn't expect that Momorama Senju had degenerated from a cynical and unwilling leader of the Senju clan to a lazy guy who only knew how to fish and swim.
The little days are more comfortable than mine.
Uchiha Nan felt that he had to find a way to find something for Senju Momoma to do. Capitalists hated this kind of lazy guy who just did nothing but get paid.
Returning to the office, Uchiha Nan found Kakuzu already sitting in the chair.
He placed the drinks and snacks on the coffee table and invited Uchiha Hikaru and Kakuzu to have some snacks together.
Kakuzu was not interested in food and drink, and he had long been tired of the unlimited snacks and teas in the office.
But Uchiha Hikaru's eyes were shining. The aroma of the cake snacks was very tempting. He couldn't wait to pick up a piece of cake and eat it, and then an expression of enjoyment appeared on his face.
The little cakes are so delicious!
Kakuzu, who was sitting next to him, couldn't wait to speak: "Hokage-sama, what do you want to see me for? I have a big business to discuss this afternoon. Please don't delay my efficiency in making money."
very good!
Uchiha Nan admired people like Kakuzu who were born with the holy body of an ox or a horse.
"Kakuzu, are you interested in becoming the new god of investment?"
"Oh?"
There was a gleam in Kakuzu's eyes, and a horrific memory flashed through his mind like a kaleidoscope.
But...the situation seems to be different this time.
(End of this chapter)