Chapter 162
Chapter 162
At the same time, the courtyard.
It's very lively at this time!
Sha Zhu's face turned ashen, his eyes were blazing with fire, and he stood in front of Xu Damao's door with an attitude of not giving up, shouting loudly:
"Xu Damao, come out here! Don't think you'll be fine if you hide in there!"
Sha Zhu's voice echoed in the courtyard like spring thunder.
"Squeak~" the door slowly opened.
Xu Damao opened the door with a confused look on his face, looking at the aggressive Sha Zhu outside. He didn't know what he had done.
"Silly, what's your name?"
Sha Zhu glared, rolled up his sleeves, and said angrily: "Xu Damao, I have tolerated you for a long time. Today I will beat you to death."
Xu Damao looked at Sha Zhu's ferocious look and knew that Sha Zhu was taking out his anger on him.
"Silly Zhu, what do you want to do? If you dare to touch me, do you believe I will call the police?"
After hearing the call to the police, Sha Zhu was obviously scared, "Humph! What did you do that you don't dare to admit it now?"
Xu Damao looked at Sha Zhu innocently and said righteously, "What do you mean you don't dare to admit it? What did I do, Sha Zhu? Explain clearly!"
"I am an upright person. If you dare to do it, I will admit it!"
"Okay, let me ask you, did you throw shit at my house?" Sha Zhu questioned, with a hint of anger and dissatisfaction in his tone.
When Xu Damao heard this, he suddenly felt nauseous.
He stared at Sha Zhu with wide eyes and said in disbelief:
"Silly Zhu, you should have evidence for what you say. How could I possibly do such a disgusting thing?"
He would not admit to this false accusation. Besides, throwing shit is such a disgusting thing. It would be like killing a thousand enemies and losing eight hundred of your own. He would not do that.
Sha Zhu walked up to Xu Damao and was about to continue questioning him, but a foul smell rushed to his head, making him frown.
He looked around and saw footprints all over the room and the air was filled with a sickening smell of shit.
Sha Zhu pointed at the footprints all over the ground and said angrily, "No, you said there is no shit! Smell it yourself, where does the shit smell come from? Look at the ground."
Xu Damao also smelled the stench in the air, and he looked down at the footprints on the ground.
He came back drunk last night and accidentally stepped on a pile of shit, but because he was dizzy, he didn't care.
As a result, he stepped all the way and filled the room with the smell of shit.
"Where did this shit come from? It makes my house so smelly!" Xu Damao cursed.
However, before he could finish his words, Sha Zhu rushed up.
Sha Zhu doesn't care where Xu Damao's shit came from.
"Xu Damao, don't try to cheat me. You are the one who threw shit at my house. You are looking for death!"
As Sha Zhu spoke, he prepared to beat Xu Damao.
Seeing that the situation was not good, Xu Damao immediately turned around and ran. "Someone is being beaten! Someone is being beaten!" He shouted as he ran around.
Seeing this, Sha Zhu became even more furious and chased after him, shouting:
"Xu Damao, where are you running to? I'm going to beat you to death today!"
"Ahh——" Xu Damao wailed.
There were wailing and shouting in the courtyard, but in the chaos, no one noticed the gloomy eyes in the corner.
He was watching all this silently.
"Well done, well done!"
There was a sly smile on the stick stem, and he kept clapping and cheering.
It turns out that all this was caused by Bang Geng.
Every day, Banggeng would smell the stench of shit on Shazhu, which made him feel disgusted with Shazhu.
Especially recently, whenever he went to Yi Zhonghai's house, Sha Zhu was also there, and the stench on his body greatly reduced Bang Geng's appetite.
In Banggeng's opinion, he was at a disadvantage by not being able to eat well, so he decided to take revenge on Shazhu.
"You'll stink and your house will stink too!"
Banggeng thought to himself, then picked up a few branches from the ground and ran quickly to the public toilet.
He stirred the manure pit vigorously, and the branches were covered with feces and urine, which made Banggeng smile with satisfaction.
"Now you'll stink enough!"
Holding the branch covered with feces and urine, Banggeng ran back to the courtyard with a sly smile on his face.
At this time, the residents in the yard were all taking a lunch break. It was quiet all around, with no one in sight.
Banggeng avoided the sight of the Jia family, the Yi family, and He Yushui, and quietly came to the door of Shazhu's house.
At this time, Sha Zhu was sleeping soundly and did not notice the movement outside.
Banggeng slowly pushed open Shazhu's door and carefully threw the branch covered in feces and urine into the room.
Then he crouched down, covered his mouth, and quietly fled the scene.
Soon, Sha Zhu, who was sleeping in the room, was awakened by a strange smell.
He frowned and opened his eyes suddenly, only to see a foul smell filling the room.
He covered his nose and ran out of the room, cursing angrily: "Damn, where does the stench come from? It smells like shit!"
"Whoosh-"
Sha Zhu breathed in fresh air for a long time before he came to his senses.
Covering his nose and looking at the shit-stirring stick in the room, Sha Zhu became even more angry:
"Damn, who is it? Who put such a disgusting thing into my house!"
He searched around and found a series of footprints, and immediately realized that someone was deliberately doing this.
"Damn it! When I find out who it is, I'm going to beat you to death!"
Sha Zhu followed the footprints all the way and finally arrived at the door of Xu Damao's house.
This is what happened before.
"Xu Damao, hurry up and clean up my house, or I won't let you go!"
Sha Zhu carried Xu Damao to his home.
Xu Damao was beaten so badly that his body was covered with bruises. He still doesn't know what he had done.
"Xu Damao, take a look at that stick, is it you who put it in there?"
Xu Damao looked at the shit stirrer covered with shit and urine and immediately became angry.
"Silly Zhu, damn it, I would never do such a disgusting thing no matter what, you slander me!"
"If you want to hit me, don't use such an excuse!"
Sha Zhu didn't listen to his explanation at all and firmly believed that it was Xu Damao's doing.
During this period, Xu Damao would go to the public toilet to cause trouble for Sha Zhu whenever he had time.
"Bullshit, this is what you did. Who in our yard can do this? Don't try to lie to me, I don't believe you!"
Throwing the shit stirrer into someone else's house, with footprints as evidence, Sha Zhu couldn't think of anyone else who would do such a bad thing except Xu Damao.
Xu Damao was filled with anger: "You're talking nonsense, I didn't throw it, it must be you who threw it!"
"I never entered your house, let alone threw this stick!"
"Don't even think about slandering me. I'm calling the police!"
Sha Zhu grabbed Xu Damao and brought him to the footprints, asking:
"You didn't throw it. Look at these footprints. They are all your shoe prints. There is also a smell of shit. If it's not yours, whose else could it be?"
Xu Damao defended himself: "You're talking nonsense. That was the dog shit I accidentally stepped on when I was drunk yesterday."
"I fell asleep as soon as I got home, so why would I throw a stick at you? I have a grudge against you, so if you want to hit me, don't use such a lame excuse!"
At this time, Yi Zhonghai, Jia Dongxu and others heard the quarrel and walked out of their homes. They immediately smelled an unpleasant odor in the air.
They quickly covered their noses.
"Shazhu, what's wrong with your house? Why does it smell so bad?" Yi Zhonghai asked with a frown.
Sha Zhu pointed at Xu Damao with an angry look on his face, "It was this bastard who threw the shit-stirring stick into my house while I was sleeping, and now he still refuses to admit it!"
Xu Damao was so angry that his face turned red. "You're talking nonsense! Silly Zhu, I said I didn't do it, so it's not me!"
"Xu Damao, don't try to deny it. These footprints are all yours. There is no one else but you." Sha Zhu confirmed it without hesitation.
Xu Damao gnashed his teeth in anger: "Silly Zhu, I've already said I didn't do it. If you keep accusing me, don't blame me for being rude!"
Sha Zhu said with disdain: "Okay, I want to see how you want to be rude to me!"
Sha Zhu flexed his wrist and looked at Xu Damao with contempt.
"You you." Xu Damao pointed at Sha Zhu and couldn't utter a single clear word.
Xu Damao was angered by Sha Zhu's arrogance, but he was indeed no match for Sha Zhu in terms of force.
But he couldn't just run away in disgrace.
Xu Damao gnashed his teeth and said, "Just wait for me!"
Sha Zhu said disdainfully, "Okay, I'll wait for you here. Whoever doesn't come has a son without an asshole!"
Hearing this, Xu Damao's eyes widened. Originally, he just wanted to say something harsh and run away in shame.
But after Sha Zhu said this, he couldn't run away.
After thinking it over, I decided that since I couldn't win with my bare hands, I would use weapons.
As for weapons, knives and the like are definitely not the right ones, and sticks pose no threat to Sha Zhu.
Suddenly, he thought of something.
"Silly Zhu, don't run away, wait till I beat you to death!"
After Xu Damao finished speaking viciously, he turned around and ran to Sha Zhu's house to get the shit stirrer.
"Hey, Xu Damao, why are you going to my house?"
Sha Zhu didn't realize something was wrong and thought Xu Damao was going to his house to get a knife.
He immediately gave chase.
Xu Damao picked up the shit stirrer and looked at Sha Zhu who followed in with a gloomy face.
"Silly Zhu, let me teach you a lesson about the power of a shit stirrer!"
"Xu Damao, what are you doing!" Sha Zhu yelled, scaring him so much that he ran away.
"Shazhu, don't run! Come and beat me! Whoever runs has no asshole!" Xu Damao yelled while waving a shit-stirring stick.
The few people who were watching the fun immediately moved away and stood in the corner to avoid being affected!
The residents of the entire yard were woken up by them and they all stuck their heads out, watching this inexplicable fight curiously.
Xu Damao chased him and yelled, "Ah! Don't run, idiot! You're a jerk with a mouth full of shit and no asshole for giving birth to a child."
Watch the two men fight from left to right, run to the backyard, and back again.
There was chaos in the yard. Xu Damao was chasing after him waving a shit-stirring stick, while Sha Zhu was dodging left and right.
"Xu Damao is really amazing. He actually chased after Sha Zhu!" "Yeah, this is a chance for him to be proud. In the past, he was always the one being beaten."
"Alas, it's too early for you to say that. Did you see how Xu Damao got beaten by Sha Zhu just now? Tsk tsk tsk tsk"
"Really? I don't know yet. Please tell me in detail."
In this way, a group of residents watched the chase, but no one stepped forward to stop it.
They seemed to be watching a wonderful drama, enjoying the duel between Xu Damao and Sha Zhu with relish.
Yi Zhonghai tried to stop him: "Stop it! Xu Damao, stop hitting me. Let's see what you are doing."
Xu Damao didn't even turn his head and shouted, "Yi Zhonghai, get out of here!" while chasing after Sha Zhu and beating him.
When Sha Zhu smelled the shit on the branches, he immediately decided to retreat. He knew that if he was caught, the consequences would be disastrous.
When Yi Zhonghai saw this scene, he couldn't help but feel angry.
He turned to the other residents and shouted, "What are you looking at? Go and stop them!"
However, everyone remained motionless, turning a deaf ear to Yi Zhonghai's words and a blind eye to Xu Damao's behavior.
"Damn, such a disgusting thing, you don't do it yourself, but let us do it. We are not stupid!" a resident muttered dissatisfiedly.
Seeing that he couldn't command the big guys, Yi Zhonghai turned to look at Jia Dongxu, "Xiao Jia, go and stop them!"
However, Jia Dongxu refused without hesitation, "Me? Master? Stop it, Xu Damao is so angry, if I go up, I will be in trouble too!"
Jia Zhang also agreed, "Old Yi, why don't you go! Such a disgusting thing, what if it soils my son?"
Upon hearing this, Yi Zhonghai was extremely angry. Not only could he not command the other residents, he couldn't even command his apprentice.
He felt that he had lost his dignity and status in this courtyard.
"You!" Yi Zhonghai just blurted out one word and said nothing else.
At the same time, Sha Zhu was already exhausted from being chased.
He felt that he could not hold on any longer, but Xu Damao was still waving the shit-stirring stick violently like a mad bull.
Sha Zhu suddenly saw Yi Zhonghai. He seemed to have found a life-saving straw and shouted to Yi Zhonghai: "Uncle!"
Then he ran towards Yi Zhonghai.
However, the people around Yi Zhonghai shouted urgently: "Shazhu, don't come over here!"
They were worried that Sha Zhu would bring trouble to themselves, so they all avoided him.
In an instant, everyone dispersed!
"Ugh~" Someone immediately knelt down and vomited.
"Dongxu!" Jia Zhang and Qin Huairu shouted hurriedly.
"Dad!" Bang Geng also shouted in fear.
Everyone rushed to Jia Dongxu and looked at him with concern.
"Ugh~" Jia Dongxu was still vomiting and vomited out his lunch.
"Dongxu, are you okay?" Qin Huairu asked worriedly.
But Jia Dongxu couldn't answer a word and continued to vomit.
Yi Zhonghai looked at Xu Damao still chasing Sha Zhu, and his anger grew!
"That's enough! Xu Damao, why don't you stop it now!"
Xu Damao was frightened by the roar and stopped immediately.
Sha Zhu also got a chance to catch his breath.
Soon, Xu Damao realized that Yi Zhonghai was no longer the boss and could not control him.
"Yi Zhonghai, get out of the way. I'll deal with you later!"
As soon as these words came out, Sha Zhu flew into a rage, "Fuck, Xu Damao, what are you talking about!"
He ignored the troublemaker and threw a punch at Xu Damao.
"Ah!" Xu Damao was knocked to the ground by a punch, and the shit-stirring stick fell out of his hand.
Sha Zhu refused to give in and was about to sit on Xu Damao to teach him a lesson.
"Silly Zhu, what are you doing? Don't you think things are messy enough?"
"Come here quickly!"
Sha Zhu looked at Yi Zhonghai, then at Xu Damao, and had no choice but to listen to Yi Zhonghai and leave Xu Damao.
"Huh~" Xu Damao breathed a sigh of relief. He almost got beaten again!
Jia Dongxu could no longer vomit anything, but he was still retching.
Yi Zhonghai asked without knowing the reason: "Xu Damao, why did you hit Sha Zhu for no reason?"
Xu Damao felt wronged: "Yi Zhonghai, what do you mean by this? You don't have to be so partial to Sha Zhu. It was obviously Sha Zhu who hit me first, and you didn't ask him!"
Yi Zhonghai looked at Sha Zhu: "Sha Zhu, what's going on?"
Hearing this, Sha Zhu had no choice but to explain the whole story in detail.
"Xu Damao, you said you were wronged, but the footprints are irrefutable evidence!"
Xu Damao retorted: "Bullshit! I stepped on shit yesterday. If I threw it at Sha Zhu's house, how could it possibly lead to my house!"
After hearing this, everyone felt that it made sense.
No fool would make his own home stink!
Yi Zhonghai looked at everyone and said, "Everyone, I wonder if you have seen it!"
"Not only did this murderer disgust Shazhu, he also made our yard stink, which seriously affected the hygiene and image of our yard."
"We must find this kind of cancer and punish it severely!"
Listening to Yi Zhonghai, everyone was serious, mainly because they disliked "troublemakers".
Everyone is resting, and if someone loses one, the house will stink.
Everyone talked to each other, trying to find the murderer, but no one found one.
Banggeng took advantage of everyone's lunch break and did it secretly, so no one saw it.
Yi Zhonghai asked a lot of questions but it was all in vain.
In the end, the matter was left unresolved as people thought it was a prank by someone else.
"Damn it, if I find out who it is, don't blame me for being rude!"
Xu Damao was so angry that his heart ached and he wished he could tear out the murderer's tendons and skin him alive.
I got beaten so badly by Sha Zhu for nothing.
When Banggeng first heard that they were going to find the murderer, he was so scared that he trembled and hid behind Qin Huairu.
But when he heard that the murderer had not been found, he couldn't help laughing and breathed a sigh of relief.
Qin Huairu, who was standing next to him, noticed something was wrong with Bang Geng and frowned.
Looking at his current appearance, and thinking about the fact that Bang Geng went out during lunch break, I think Bang Geng
But Qin Huairu did not ask in public.
There is no result, so the matter can only end here and everyone goes back home.
Jia Zhang was making trouble: "Wait, Xu Damao, you have to pay compensation for what you did to my son!"
Xu Damao refused to admit it at all: "Jia Zhang, if you want to pay compensation, go find Sha Zhu. He is the one who caused it. It has nothing to do with me!"
Xu Damao almost admitted that if it weren't for Sha Zhu, he wouldn't have beaten Jia Dongxu.
"No, you're the one who beat me. If you don't pay me, don't blame me for being rude!"
Xu Damao laughed angrily and said, "Okay! Let's see what you, Jia Zhang, can do to me."
As he said that, Xu Damao felt unsafe and picked up the shit-stirring stick.
Waving the shit-stirring stick, he looked at Jia Zhang provocatively.
"Come on! Jia Zhang, let me see what you want to do to me?"
"You, you, you..." Jia Zhang was speechless after seeing Xu Damao's scoundrel behavior.
She didn't want to get dirty either.
"Dongxu, let's go!"
Jia Zhang immediately turned around and carried Jia Dongxu home.
"Let's go! Let's go!" There was nothing exciting to watch, so everyone dispersed.
Seeing everyone go back, Xu Damao looked at the shit stirrer in his hand.
"I didn't expect your thing to be so powerful, it's really amazing! It makes me proud!"
Xu Damao, like a victorious rooster, went home with a shit-stirring stick in his hand.
Qin Huairu brought Jia Dongxu back home and looked at Bang Geng.
"Bang Geng, did you do this?"
Jia Zhang angrily scolded: "Qin Huairu, what nonsense are you talking about? How could Banggeng do such a thing!"
Bang Geng hid behind Jia Zhang in fear.
Qin Huairu insisted: "Bang Geng, don't try to lie. I saw everything just now. If it wasn't you who did it, why are you so scared? Tell me! Did you do it?"
After being found out, Bang Geng knew he couldn't lie.
Banggeng puffed out his chest and said proudly, "Yes, I was the one who dared to do it! Shazhu stinks to death and made me eat less food. I just want to take revenge on him!"
"Let him know how powerful I am!"
Qin Huairu was furious. He never thought that Banggeng would take revenge just because of such a small matter.
"Bang Geng, how did you become like this? Do you know how dangerous it is to do this? What if you are discovered?"
Bang Geng still looked confident: "Impossible, the person who wants to catch me, Bang Geng, hasn't been born yet!"
Jia Zhang's face was filled with joy, "Oh! That's great, my eldest grandson is so awesome!"
"God has a good eye! My Banggeng has grown up and become successful. My Jia family has a man again!"
Qin Huairu was so angry at Jia Zhang's reaction. How could there be such a grandmother?
"mom"
"Great! It turns out it's you!" said Jia Dongxu, who was pale on the side.
"Not good!" The three of them thought to themselves that something was wrong.
The three of them were so busy discussing the matter that they didn't pay any attention to the person involved, Jia Dongxu.
"Dad." Banggeng hid behind Jia Zhang, stammering in fear.
"Dongxu!" Jia Zhang also wanted to persuade Jia Dongxu.
But Jia Dongxu's eyes were like spitting fire, staring at Bang Geng, and she didn't dare to persuade him.
The last time Jia Dongxu treated her was still vivid in her mind.
"what!!!"
Screams echoed in the Jia family!
(End of this chapter)