Chapter 164: The bamboo pole pokes the butt, it's eye-catching
Chapter 164: The bamboo pole pokes the butt, it's eye-catching
For him, eight cents might mean he wouldn't even pick it up if it fell on the ground, but for Sun Qingjun, it was enough to buy him a handful of fruit candies from the supply and marketing cooperative to sweeten his mouth.
Of course, this is the case with sugar coupons. If you don’t have sugar coupons, you can also buy some snacks that don’t require coupons.
The supply and marketing cooperative still has many snacks that don’t require tickets, but he has never bought any of them.
The main problem is that it doesn’t taste very good and he doesn’t like it.
"Let's go and poke and blow up the bird's nest."
"Brother Jiayi, we don't have a bamboo pole!"
"It's okay, let's go check it out first."
"it is good."
At this time, there were many forests in the city, but they were not very big.
The two soon came to a forest where there were already several children.
But I didn’t see Shi Datiao, so he must have come from a different place.
The two men began to look up at the tree like everyone else. It was only at this time that he looked like a ten-year-old child.
In fact, Li Jiayi has always been quite childish. In his previous life, he was already in his thirties, but he also liked to rob bird nests.
"Qingjun, do you have any over there?"
"Brother Jiayi, I don't have any here."
"It's okay, take your time to find it."
"Ok!"
About ten minutes later, Sun Qingjun shouted, "Brother Jiayi, there is a bird's nest here."
"Oh! Here we come."
Li Jiayi ran over quickly and found that it was indeed a bird's nest. It looked like it had been newly built not long ago.
In fact, this is normal. The heavy snow two months ago destroyed countless bird nests.
Although it is colder now than it was then, it is not snowing, so the birds that have no nests will definitely build new nests.
This tree is not very big. If Sun Qingjun was not here, he would definitely take out the tree-climbing artifact in the space.
But now that Sun Qingjun is here, there is no way to use it.
But this did not pose a problem for him. Li Jiayi tried to hold the tree and climbed up it.
Because the tree was not very big and not particularly tall, Li Jiayi quickly climbed to the bird's nest.
There was no bird in the nest, and even if there was, it would have been scared away by him.
But there were bird eggs in the bird's nest, and five of them, but Li Jiayi didn't know what kind of bird eggs they were.
It looks like an egg, but is very small, about the size of a quail egg.
Whatever it is, put it away first. Maybe it will hatch! Then we will know what it is.
Li Jiayi quickly came down from the tree.
"Brother Jiayi, is there an egg in it?"
"Yes, look." Li Jia flipped his hand, and five bird eggs appeared in his hand.
"Wow, there really are! There are so many."
"I'll take these eggs first. Let's go on looking."
"Ok!"
Sun Qingjun had no idea who took the bird eggs, because in his opinion, they originally belonged to Brother Jiayi.
I don’t know if my luck ran out, but I found a few more bird nests next time, but unfortunately there was nothing there.
Li Jiayi didn't care, because he just came out to have fun.
This is especially true for Sun Qingjun, he just came out to play with brother Jiayi.
Seeing that it was getting late, Li Jiayi said, "Let's go, Qingjun, let's go home."
"it is good."
When he was almost at Courtyard No. 7, Li Jiayi saw a fire in an alley and took a look.
It turned out that Shi Datiao was burning something. He didn't think much about it and went home.
Before I reached the gate, I saw a man running out of the yard.
This person was none other than Peng Zhanquan. Seeing how anxious he was and the direction he was running, Li Jiayi knew that he was most likely going to the toilet.
"Qingjun! I won't give you these bird eggs. I'll give you a chicken egg. Go home and ask your mother to cook it for you."
Li Jiayi took out an egg from his pocket and handed it over. The egg was very big, bigger than the five bird eggs put together.
Sun Qingjun didn't care why there was an egg in Li Jiayi's pocket, and quickly said, "Brother Jiayi, I can't have this."
"Here, this is the fruit of our labor. How can Brother Jiayi eat it all by himself?"
"But……"
Before Sun Qingjun finished speaking, Li Jiayi interrupted him and said, "No buts, you must take it."
"Oh!"
"Okay, go back quickly, Brother Jiayi forgot to go buy something."
"Okay! Got it. I'll go back right away."
After Sun Qingjun left, Li Jiayi was thinking about how to deal with Peng Zhanquan.
Putting firecrackers in the manure pit has been used last time. If it is used again, it is likely to arouse suspicion.
Just at this moment, he saw a thin bamboo pole placed in the aisle of the gate. Wasn't this the bamboo pole that Shi Datiao was holding?
Besides, Shi Da Tiao was burning a fire and roasting something in the alley just now, but I didn't pay attention to it at that time.
Now that I think about it, they probably caught a bird or got some bird eggs.
He didn't even go home, he just put the bamboo sticks in the hallway at the gate and roasted them. This kid is really selfish, and he ate alone.
Li Jia rolled his beads around, took out his leather gloves from the space and put them on, then went over to pick up the bamboo pole.
Although I don’t know if fingerprint checking exists in this era, it’s still better to be careful.
I quickly came to the toilet with a bamboo pole. The weather is quite cold now, so people usually do it at home unless they have to go to the toilet.
So there was no one in the toilet.
Li Jiayi quickly saw a shadow on a squatting position from the cesspool behind the men's restroom.
In order to prevent any mistake, Li Jiayi checked all the squatting positions and found that there was only one with the problem.
What else is there to say? He just poked it with a bamboo pole.
Then he turned around and ran. After he had run about five or six meters, a scream of "Ah" was heard from the toilet.
Li Jiayi cursed inwardly, "You deserve it," and ran even faster.
He had long wanted to deal with Peng Zhanquan. The last time he brought back a wild boar, it was Peng Zhanquan who reported it to the street office.
Although nothing happened and Director Xu even bought 150 kilograms of pork, this made Li Jiayi very disgusted.
Li Jiayi has been looking for an opportunity, but unfortunately there never was one, so he let the matter go.
I didn't expect the opportunity to come today. In this case, why should Li Jiayi be polite?
I just don’t know if Peng Zhanquan will have an extra hole, a hole, on his butt in the future.
This is really like a bamboo stick poking your butt - it's an eye-catcher.
Peng Zhanquan's screams still attracted quite a few people, mainly because he didn't just scream once, but kept screaming.
At this time, Li Jiayi had already gone around to the back and entered the house through the back door.
As for what happened in the toilet, the East Courtyard had no idea about it.
After all, it is quite far away, and their family doesn't pay attention to what happens in the courtyard.
Don’t say that you didn’t hear it. Even if you heard it, you wouldn’t be used to money. In Li Jiayi’s words, that would be living a life behind closed doors.
On the toilet side, several people quickly rushed into the toilet and saw Peng Zhanquan rolling on the ground.
The most important thing is that he has a thin bamboo pole on his butt, which swings with him when he rolls.
Seeing this, several people instantly understood what was going on and quickly pulled him out of the toilet.
Maybe the bamboo pole was poked deep enough, and when the person was pulled out, the bamboo pole came out with him.
In this situation, the few people did not dare to pull out the bamboo poles and could only go and notify Peng Zhanquan's family.
When Peng Zhanquan's wife came over and saw him like this, she immediately started crying.
At this time, an old man from the next door hospital came over and said, "Don't cry yet, send him to the hospital first and let the doctor see if it's serious."
"Yes, yes, send him to the hospital."
Someone came to help, and soon a few people came with a cart and lifted Peng Zhanquan onto the tricycle.
Because the bamboo pole was still stuck on his butt, he could only lie on the cart. Not only that, there was another person holding the bamboo pole from behind.
There was nothing we could do! No one knew what was going on and no one dared to pull the bamboo pole down.
At the same time, someone went to the police station. Of course, it was Peng Zhanquan's wife who asked someone to go.
Soon Peng Zhanquan was sent to the hospital. When the doctor saw Peng Zhanquan's condition, he almost laughed out loud.
Fortunately, the doctor was professionally trained and he endured it at the last moment and quickly checked it out.
After the examination, the doctor turned around and said, "This wound is very serious, and the location is quite special, so surgery must be performed as soon as possible. Is the family here?"
"I'm here. I'm a family member." Peng Zhanquan's daughter-in-law came up and said quickly.
"How could you be so careless! This place is like opening another hole."
Yes, this special location is where there is another hole behind the original hole.
Moreover, the wound was stabbed very deeply, so surgery must be performed as soon as possible to see if there is any damage inside.
"Doctor, we didn't do this. We have called the police. Can we wait for the police to come and perform the surgery?"
"No, we can't wait that long. We don't know what the situation is yet. Every minute of delay will increase the danger."
After that, the doctor said, "Don't worry! Even if the operation is performed, it will not delay the public security investigation."
"Okay then! I'll sign it."
After Peng Zhanquan's wife signed, Peng Zhanquan was sent to the operating room.
In the evening, just as Li Jia's family had finished eating hot pot and were cleaning up, the police arrived.
This doesn't mean that they found out that Li Jiayi did it. They just came to ask some questions, which can be regarded as an investigation.
But no one expected that the investigation would end the next morning.
As for the results of the investigation, no one knew. All they knew was that Shi Jia took some things to the hospital to see Peng Zhanquan.
After returning, they tied Shi Datiao to the only locust tree in the front yard, and a group of men and women came.
The three great ones are his father Shi Shangfei, his grandmother Shi Zhen and his mother Tao Huiyun.
The beating was so horrible! It started at around 11:00 in the morning and lasted until around 4:00 in the afternoon.
If I wasn't so tired, I would probably continue.
But even so, they didn't untie him, but tied him to the tree. You know, Shi Datiao didn't even have lunch!
Of course, he was not the only one who didn’t eat any. No one in his family ate any. As for the original ones, it was because he was greedy and went out to dig out a few bird nests.
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(End of this chapter)