Chapter 165 I'll Kill You
Chapter 165 I'll Kill You
Lin Li finally softened his heart.
Finally, we decided to take two cars, one for the girls and one for the creatures other than the girls.
"Have you got your taxi? Ours has." At the entrance of the library, Chen Yuying stretched out her hand parallel to her forehead, blocking the sun in the sky, and turned back to ask.
When you bend over, one calf will subconsciously lift up, adding a touch of beauty to the graceful lines.
“Got it.” Lin Li made an OK gesture.
Taking a taxi is indeed convenient and fast these days.
Lin Li still remembers that when he was a child, he had to go to a fixed location to hail an old-fashioned taxi. Some of the taxis had a strong smell of paint inside. If there were middle-aged ladies with strong perfume among the passengers, Lin Li would feel uncomfortable just thinking about it.
In this situation, vomiting will occur, and it is no longer a question of whether you get motion sickness or not.
My phone vibrated, and there was a message from the taxi-hailing app.
"Master Wu: Hello, is the location accurate? I will follow the navigation."
Lin Li clicked on an automatic reply.
"Lin Li: Hello, my location is accurate. Please follow the navigation to pick me up."
"Master Wu: OK, I'll be there in four minutes. Black number, tail number 9527. What are your characteristics, sir?"
"Lin Li: I'm very handsome."
The other party did not reply to the message immediately.
"Master Wu: Okay, I'll bump into you now."
"Master Wu: I'll pick you up.
"Master Wu: Sorry for the handwritten error."
Lin Li: "..."
You better write it wrong.
Not long after, a black car drove over with its hazard lights on, and it was actually faster than the girls' car.
After confirming the license plate number, Lin Li and Bai Bufan got in the car first. They both chose the back seat where seat belts were not required, and waved to the girls.
"The last number is 9749." Lin Li immediately said after getting in the car.
The driver entered the last digit of the license plate into the software, and when the interface switched to navigation, he started the vehicle.
"The characteristics are correct, young man. You are indeed very handsome. I saw your tall stature from a distance. Children nowadays are really well nourished."
Some drivers are not good at chatting and prefer to drive in silence, while some drivers like to chat with passengers. The one in front of him obviously belongs to the latter.
Of course, it could also be for the good reviews.
"Driver, do you want to guess a riddle?" Lin Li asked suddenly with great interest, as if they were not communicating on the same frequency.
"Okay, what's the puzzle? Tell me about it." The driver nodded while staring at the road, looking quite interested.
"I have long legs, guess what food I want."
Bai Bufan raised his eyebrows, and the moment he heard the riddle, he laughed contemptuously.
The driver didn't know what kind of creature Lin Li was, so he pondered for a long time, and finally frowned and shook his head:
"Young man, I can't guess it. Please tell me the answer."
"Extraordinary?" Lin Li turned his head.
"It's a cake, right?" Although it was a question, the tone was clearly firm.
"Bingo!" Lin Li snapped his fingers.
"Cake? Why is it eggs? Oh——" The driver was stunned at first, then he suddenly realized, and finally he was a little amused.
No wonder we have to emphasize the "I".
After all, this puzzle does require gender to determine the answer. After all, if a girl has long legs, the answer may have to be changed to ice cream.
"You two are students, right? Oh, the way children think is really a bit out of date nowadays."
The driver shook his head with a complicated expression.
"Master, we are not students. This school uniform is our disguise. Our job is to hunt aliens." Lin Li denied seriously.
"Aliens? Where are there aliens in this world?" the driver said with a smile.
"You have never seen aliens, right?" Bai Bufan asked from Lin Li.
"No ah."
"You're welcome." Lin Li and Bai Bufan looked at each other, smiled mysteriously, leaned back in their chairs, and looked out their respective windows.
When I went to the clothes, I learned the name and the name.
No need to stress it, after all, this is what they are supposed to do.
The driver who saw this scene from the rearview mirror: "..."
Fuck you guys.
So the reason I haven't seen it is because all the aliens have been hunted by you, right?
However, as a driver, one is always aware of species diversity. Last time he received an order in the middle of the night, the customer noted that he wanted to pick up a drunk friend, but he promised to vomit 500 yuan on the car. He wanted to accept the order until he found out that the destination was a funeral home.
Upon further questioning, it turned out that his mother thought the funeral home's car was too expensive and wanted to call one herself.
Compared to them, these two kids are pretty normal.
The car had to stop at a red light at the intersection.
"Do you want to listen to some music?" The driver asked, rubbing his shoulders which were sore from driving for too long and feeling a little quiet.
"Sure." Lin Li nodded, no objection.
"A friend walked away with a shout, duck diary eight again, duck affection, duck quilt--" the driver took out a small microphone from the storage box next to the main driver, and then began to perform affectionately.
Lin Li, Bai Bufan: “?”
Lin Li finally understood that there are many heroes in the world.
Damn, is this the way you listen to music?
The driver sang?
"I don't want to listen, Master. Drive safely. Don't hold the microphone. If you get caught in the photo, you'll lose points." Lin Li gave in. "Okay."
The driver put down the microphone with some regret. One day, he will meet a passenger who understands music.
After being unable to sing, the driver began to reply to some messages on his mobile phone.
This originally had nothing to do with Lin Li, but Lin Li suddenly thought of something, narrowed his eyes, and said, "Master."
"Ok?"
"Didn't you say you wrote it by hand?" Lin Li asked.
The driver's hands, which were originally typing, stopped. After a few seconds of pausing, he quickly switched to the handwriting interface and began to write clumsily.
“I just wrote it longhand.”
Lin Li: "..."
As expected, you said you wanted to hit me just now. Was that intentional?
Forget it, since it’s a song for myself, I won’t give a bad review.
Arrive at the destination and get off.
Lin Li glanced at his phone and said to Bai Bufan, "Bufan, the fare is 13.8. You can transfer 14 to me later. I will pay the remaining cents myself."
Bai Bufan smiled with some relief.
Lin Li didn't ask me for twenty yuan this time, which was really a very kind thing to do.
"Hello, who are there?"
"Five people. Three more girls will be coming over later. Please take them to our table." Chen Yuying and the others had not arrived yet, but there was no need to wait at the door, so after entering the store, Lin Li answered the employees' questions like this.
"Okay, if there are five of you, please follow me. Is this table ok?" The employee led the two to a square table with seats on three sides. After seeing Lin Li nod, he introduced: "The self-service area is over there. Please take a look and pick up whatever you need."
Ding Sihan seemed to have already ordered the set meal, so there was no need for the two of them to look at the tablet.
Bai Bufan sat back on the sofa, suddenly grabbed Lin Li's collar, then turned his neck to look at his own, and asked curiously: "Lin Li, why is your school uniform collar so white? Mine has turned yellow, and it's still yellow even after washing."
“School uniforms turn yellow easily, and it is difficult to wash them off with ordinary laundry detergents. Many people are indeed troubled by this, but this problem is actually very easy to solve.” Lin Li smiled mysteriously.
"Please teach me." Bai Bufan immediately worshipped him as his disciple.
“In fact, you might as well take some headache medicine while washing, so that your head won’t hurt.” Lin Li replied.
Bai Bufan: “?”
"What I want you to solve is the problem of yellowing clothes, not the headache problem!" Bai Bufan punched Lin Li twice on the shoulder blades.
"Who can solve this?" Lin Li spread out his hands to show that he was powerless.
"Then why is your collar so white?" Bai Bufan was even more confused.
"My mother knows that if I put all my clothes except underwear and socks in the washing machine, it will definitely not be clean, so she bought me two extra sets of summer school uniforms so that I can have more changes. If you have two more sets to change, I guess yours will be as white as mine." Lin Li replied.
Bai Bufan: “…”
The problem seemed to be solved in an unexpected way, which is not suitable for imitation.
After all, summer is almost over.
"Let's go and get some food." Lin Li stood up and took Bai Bufan to the self-service area.
The crab meat pot is considered a "dry pot" when it is served, but after the shrimp, crab and squid ingredients are almost eaten, you can add water to the remaining pot full of oil, so that it becomes a hot pot. Add vegetables or meat to it and cook it, and it tastes good.
The buffet area of this restaurant is quite large, and it provides not only small dishes and fruits, but also some vegetarian dishes. No wonder the 'tea fee' alone costs less than twenty yuan per person.
When he came back with a few plates of side dishes, Chen Yuying and the other two had already sat down. After placing the plates in front of them, Lin Li asked as he was about to return to the buffet area, "Do you want to eat mangoes? If you do, I'll take some too."
"No need, I don't like mangoes." Ding Sihan waved his hand.
"I didn't ask you."
Ding Sihan: "..."
"Ask you, ask you, ask you, a friendly reminder, the mangoes I mentioned are already cut in the store, so you don't need to peel them and remove the cores yourself." Facing Ding Sihan's resentful gaze, Lin Li added with a smile.
"Then I want to eat it. I like mango the most." Ding Sihan immediately changed his words.
So true.
Lin Li and Bai Bufan walked back and forth several times and brought back many plates of food.
The crab pot and other meat dishes that we ordered have also started to be served one after another.
It was served so quickly, it couldn’t be a pre-prepared dish.
Looking at Chen Yuying who was drinking juice, Lin Li suddenly said, "Squad leader, a bottle full of stones can still hold water, but a bottle full of water cannot hold another stone. Do you know what this tells us?"
"Hmm?" Chen Yuying put down the cup and tilted her head slightly. The long hair hanging down on her neck fell down. She asked with some doubt: "Isn't this a question from elementary school, telling us that there must be gaps in life so that the sun can shine in?"
It made a lot of sense, but Lin Li shook his head.
Lin Li looked at Qu Wanqiu.
"Don't be too sure of what you say, and don't be too decisive in what you do."
Lin Li shook his head again and looked at Ding Sihan.
"It's a shame not to add ice to drinks. I'm calling out Luckin Coffee here. A cup of coffee has two-thirds of ice."
Lin Li felt somewhat relieved, but still shook his head, and finally turned his gaze to Bai Bufan, who had high hopes for him.
"Squad leader, what Lin Li means is that since we are having a buffet, we should not drink the beverages first." Bai Bufan sneered again and gave a firm answer.
"Bang!" Lin Li and Bai Bufan's palms hit each other, "You still understand me!"
Chen Yuying: “…”
She blinked, said nothing, and quietly took another sip.
Humph, just drink it.
(End of this chapter)