Chapter 167 I Will Compensate You with My Youth
Chapter 167 I Will Compensate You with My Youth
"You're right, they really are all little black people. So Lao Da has been using this method to silently protect us. Is there a safety sign to be careful of helicopters?"
Lin Li looked at the black people on the sign and said emotionally.
Bai Bufan, who was covered in dust, stared at Lin Li with wide eyes. How did this beast in front of him manage to seamlessly continue the topic he had been talking about a few minutes ago after ravaging him?
Can I just let it go like this after beating myself?
It seems true.
Be patient, the day when you successfully quit masturbation will be the day of Lin Li's death.
Will it win? will win.
Bai Bufan brushed off the dust on his body and sneered, "People like you only know Kobe's jokes when you see black people. He has 5 championships, 2 FMVPs, 1 MVP, and 3 points. What do you think of him? Haha."
"A living person." Lin Li replied calmly.
"..."
Such a sudden but serious answer made Bai Bufan laugh first.
"Hehe, what a coincidence, me too." Bai Bufan glanced and pointed to a place not far away and said, "But there really is a 24 over there."
There is a lighted court over there at Nanxin Lake Park. The sounds of basketball shoes rubbing against the ground, basketballs hitting the ground, and boys shouting can be heard faintly.
And the person Bai Bufan was pointing at was one of the guys who was playing basketball wearing an Ice Tea jersey.
"Damn, those who dare to play basketball in an open-air public court must have very strong skills. People like me really don't dare to embarrass myself in public."
After watching the technique from a distance for a while, Bai Bufan once again made the classic fadeaway jump shot into the air and said with envy.
Although Lin Li and Bai Bufan are among the tallest students in Class 4 of Grade 1, their basketball skills are average for Bai Bufan and very poor for Lin Li.
Lin Li would only play with his classmates during physical education classes, and usually during the half-court 33-point game, because of his height, he would be pulled to the inside and be responsible for grabbing rebounds.
Before, I couldn’t really grab the ball because of my poor athletic ability, and now I don’t know what level I’m at.
As for the question "Why don't you play basketball when you are so tall?", Lin Li was tired of hearing it.
Taking a walk anywhere is a walk. After hearing what Lin Li and Bai Bufan said, and considering that the fountain starts on the hour, there is no rush now, the girls who were leading the group also slightly changed their direction and moved towards the court.
The barbed wire fence set up to prevent the ball from rolling onto the road, watching the people inside sweat.
Action No. 24 is very clean, but a little OOC.
"What a winner in life. I don't know whose girlfriend she is, she's so beautiful." Bai Bufan said with envy and jealousy as he looked at the woman on the bench next to the court, who was suspected to be the girlfriend of someone on the court.
“Think about this after you stop being afraid of women.” Lin Li said with a smile.
"Is Feifei okay? She should be out by the time the monthly exam is over, right?" Bai Bufan said in a deep voice.
"Who is Feifei?" Qu Wanqiu asked curiously without lowering Bai Bufan's voice.
"Someone I'll never see again."
"……sorry."
Bai Bufan breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately he didn't continue asking.
"Being good at basketball is a real plus," Ding Sihan put her hand on the wire mesh and looked at the court with a look of longing. "I think all girls have probably imagined a scene where they are hit by a tall and handsome boy, and the other boy chooses to pay with his entire bright youth."
"Shot put?" Lin Li asked.
Ding Sihan: “?”
The love story suddenly turned into a murder story.
"...basketball!" Ding Sihan corrected.
"But basketball shouldn't be enough to send you to jail, right? Do I have to spend my entire youth in jail?" Lin Li was even more confused. This punishment was too severe. He felt it was unfair just thinking about it. "Ding Sihan, are you really unwilling to issue a letter of apology? You're going too far."
Ding Sihan looked at Lin Li and blushed.
Angry.
She took a deep breath, pointed her finger at Lin Li very hard, and said angrily: "Lin Li! You are such a destroyer of the atmosphere! You really don't understand romance at all! Youth comes to pay for itself in terms of imagery, not concreteness! Your top priority now is to read more love stories and cultivate your emotional intelligence and romance!
Otherwise, a guy like you is destined to die alone!"
Chen Yuying followed the basketball in the distance, watching it go into the net with a pleasant bouncing sound. She listened to the conversations coming from both sides, and laughed softly with her hands covering her mouth.
Lin Li was probably doing it on purpose. After all, Lin Li who wasn't a masochist wasn't Lin Li. Sihan knew that too. Even though she looked annoyed now, she actually didn't mind at all. In private, she had said many good things about Lin Li in front of her and thought Lin Li was very interesting.
Come to think of it, it would be fun to raise a creature like Lin Li, right?
"Love story? I watch it often. I still remember it clearly. Do you want to share it with you?" After thinking for a while, Lin Li stretched out his index finger to the sky, like a king of ideas.
The three girls all turned their heads to look at Lin Li. Although they knew that Lin Li would not be able to tell a good love story, they still urged him curiously: "Tell me about it."
"Once upon a time there was a man named Bai Bufan who suffered from depression. He liked a tree very much and confessed his love to the tree, but the tree did not give a clear answer and just kept him hanging." Lin Li's love story is very short and can be told in one sentence.
What a sad love story.
Bai, Chen, Ding, Qu: "..."
Chen Yuying pursed her lips, suddenly turned her head and buried it in Ding Sihan's shoulder, her body trembling slightly.
Woo woo woo, all the merits that I have accumulated with great difficulty over the past fifteen years are going to be deducted after I get to know Lin Li.
Lin Li is so annoying.
"If you put it that way, I also have a love story." Bai Bufan raised his index finger to the sky, and turned into an idea king, drawing inferences from one example, "Once upon a time, there was a guy named Lin Li who loved adventure. While he was adventuring, he met a snake. The snake liked Lin Li very much, but Lin Li rejected its confession. However, the snake was unwilling to give up, so it kept pestering him."
Lin Li turned his head upon hearing this, and looked at Bai Bufan with a look of mutual respect in his eyes. The two of them reached out and high-fived at the same time in tacit understanding.
"There is another love story. Do you want to hear it?" After the three of them recovered, Lin Li continued to ask with a smile.
"I don't want to listen anymore. What you said is not a love story at all!" Ding Sihan covered his ears firmly and shook his head.
Lin Li was a little unwilling, thinking that it would be too painful not to say it, so he added: "This time it's a fairy tale. In the end, the princess and the prince live happily together. It is true and pure happiness. I swear."
Ding Sihan narrowed her eyes and looked at Lin Li with a little doubt. She could hardly imagine hearing such a fairy tale from Lin Li's mouth. Although she knew that curiosity would kill virtue, she could not help but nodded:
"I'll trust you again, tell me."
“One day, the grandfather and grandmother were rowing in the lake, and the grandmother accidentally fell into the lake.
At this time, a goddess rose from the lake and asked the grandfather, "Who fell down just now, the princess or the grandmother?" The grandfather honestly said it was the grandmother, so the goddess was very happy and said, "You are such an honest man, I will give the princess to you."
When the princess appeared, she immediately kicked the old man off the boat.
At this time, a goddess rose from the lake and asked the princess, "Who fell into the lake just now, the prince or the old man?" The princess honestly said it was the old man, so the goddess was very happy and said, "You are such an honest person, I will give the prince to you."
From then on, the princess and the prince lived happily ever after.
Lin Li told this story with a fairy-tale-like smile and a happy ending.
Bai, Chen, Ding, Qu: "..."
The ending seemed to be quite happy, but I always felt like something was wrong.
"Where are grandpa and grandma?" Qu Wanqiu asked.
"Gurgle, gurgle, gurgle." Lin Li immediately uttered onomatopeia.
Qu Wanqiu: “…”
God damn, I can even imagine the scene of sinking to the bottom.
It also turns into pond mud and is good for fish breeding.
“Ahhh!” Ding Sihan began to slap himself. “I made you want to hear Lin Li’s story! I made you want to hear Lin Li’s story! Your mind has been polluted! You really deserve it!”
"Teacher Ding, don't do this! Teacher Ding, don't do this!" Lin Li tried his best to stop her with words and encouraged her with actions.
This won't kill anyone.
After watching for a while, the five people left the public court. Before leaving, someone came forward to ask Lin Li and Bai Bufan if they wanted to join in the game, probably because they were short of people.
There are still many good people on the court.
If Lin Li had not been looking at Chen Yuying when he invited her, he might have really gone up and made a fool of himself.
This time he escaped an elbow.
The stadium is near the park and it didn’t take long to reach the park area.
The park is very lively and is incomparable to the parks in the residential areas. Many people set up stalls here to sell food, decorations, toys, mobile phone cases and films. In the central stone brick square, there are also large toy cars for children.
Many children in the square launched flashing shuttlecocks or bamboo helicopters into the sky.
That state of vitality and all things competing is still before our eyes.
Because the purpose was to see the musical fountain, everyone crossed the square and headed towards Nanxin Lake.
"There's a contact lens stall over there, why don't we go take a look?" The road to the destination was indeed full of thorns. Ding Sihan said when they were halfway across the square.
Then it changed lanes.
Lin Li and Bai Bufan followed him, but they kept their eyes on the big toy car in the square. They looked at each other and nodded at the same time: "Think about it."
Especially, they may bump into other children while driving. If the car wasn't big enough for both of them to fit in, they would have been eager to bully the children.
pity.
Bai Bufan went to look at other stalls, while Lin Li's attention returned to the contact lens stall. After taking a few glances, he felt confused.
Are the colors of cosmetic contact lenses chosen by humans?
Shark Tears, Basque Ice Blue, Sky Gray, Electric Purple, Bionic Man Green.
Anyone who can imagine the corresponding contact lens colors after seeing these names is a genius.
"Which color do you think looks best?" Qu Wanqiu picked and chose, curiously asking for everyone's opinions.
"Sky gray." "Peacock brown." "Roland purple." "Snail rice noodle."
The three girls and the stall owner all looked suddenly towards Lin Li, the atmosphere destroyer.
It’s the snail noodle he mentioned.
Lin Li raised his hands and took two steps back to show his surrender.
"Lin Li Lin Li, come and see, there is a story!" Bai Bufan suddenly waved at Lin Li from a distance with great interest, motioning Lin Li to come over.
Lin Li then walked over and asked, "What's wrong?"
"Look at this!" Bai Bufan lowered his voice and pointed to a stall.
It should be a textile company, accepting orders for clothing alterations, cloth sales, and damaged goods repairs. What Bai Bufan was referring to was a new, abrupt label on it, which read "Wash the clothes clean before sewing the crotch of pants. Thank you for your cooperation."
Lin Li looked at it and thought for two seconds, then lowered his voice and began to laugh wildly.
Behind every rule, there is an unknown story.
When my aunt bit the thread, the sky must have fallen.
(End of this chapter)