Chapter 173: Big Events Are Coming to the Hall of Rebirth

Chapter 173: Big Events Are Coming to the Hall of Rebirth

[Xiangling] "So what is the [pond] that the traveler Ying mentioned in the video just now?"

[Captain] "Based on my years of experience, it's probably a card-drawing system, where you have to consume a certain amount of items to get a limited character, and then you can control that character."

[Paimon] "The last pool was a skirmisher. Isn't he an executive of the Fatui? Can any villain be used as a game character?"

[Kiana] "It's not like all Fatui are annoying. For example, Childe and Servant, although they belong to the villain organization, their personalities are basically not that annoying, so they must have been designed as game characters."

[Tadalia] "Scattered soldier? Just his arrogant personality? I really can't imagine that there would be someone who likes his personality?"

[Scattered Soldiers] "Humph, I'm arrogant? That's because I have the right to be arrogant. How dare you, a lowly person like you, judge me?"

[Cangxuan Book] "Shouldn't he be arranged as a big boss in the game for players to beat up, or the kind that they beat up once a week?"

[Brownie] "Maybe the planner first had him do something that was against the will of heaven and earth, and then after he was defeated by the protagonist, he would whitewash his past tragic experiences or something, and finally he would turn from a bad guy into a good guy."

[Bronya] "This is a good direction. Bronya will design game plots in this way in the future."

【Traveler Ying】"Anyway, I don't have the money to draw the character I want in the video."

The scene changed, and Traveler Ying and Paimon were strolling on the street. Traveler Ying said, "There's nothing I can do. I can only find some commissions to do."

Unconsciously, the traveler Ying came to the Hall of the Dead and happened to meet Hu Tao. Hu Tao saw the tool person who came to her door and greeted her enthusiastically, "Hey, isn't this the traveler?"

Traveler Ying: "Hutao? How long has it been since you last reproduced?"

Paimon: "Yeah, where have you been?"

Walnut "The industry economy is getting worse and worse. I went to Xumi before, thinking I could get a few orders to make extra money, but my expectations were dashed."

Walnut became more and more disappointed. "Alas, if this continues, our Wangsheng Hall won't even be able to raise funds for the Lantern Festival."

[Hu Tao] "That's not the case. Our Wangsheng Hall has a history of a thousand years. Even if Zhongli sends bills to the Wangsheng Hall account every day, we will definitely have the funds for the Lantern Festival."

[Zhongli] "Master Hu is right... By the way, Master, I just bought some high-quality tea from Qiaoying Manor. I will put the bill on the account of Wangsheng Hall. Please help me."

[Hu Tao] "Hahaha, no trouble, no trouble. Just wait, I'll come find you..."

In the scene, the traveler Ying immediately came up with the best plan for Hu Tao, "Don't worry, I'll sell Paimon to Xiangling for a food trial, and we can just make do with each other."

Paimon complained, "Can you please not be so careless about your friends?"

Walnut also rejected the traveler Ying's plan, "No! For long-term planning, we must come up with a promotion that will allow people to purchase our funeral services in advance."

Traveler Ying: "Healthy people probably wouldn't buy this kind of service in advance."

Paimon: "I have a good idea. We can try to do a seance, pretend to summon the Rock King and possess someone!"

"Then we can use the Emperor's voice to tell everyone that if they purchase the services of the Hall of Rebirth in advance, they will be able to keep Prince Yan company after death. This way, Hu Tao's funeral business can be promoted smoothly!"

Traveler Ying "Are you serious?"

[Traveler Ying] "That's right, Paimon, are you serious about this plan? Aren't you worried that Zhong...Emperor will suddenly summon a star rock from above your head?"

[Paimon] "Ah, don't scare me, Traveler Ying. This is the plan I came up with in the video. It has nothing to do with the real me!"

[Walnut] "But I haven't tried this plan before. I think we can give it a try."

[Yan Fei] "Ms. Hu Tao, according to the laws of Liyue, is your behavior considered fraud? Or is it aggravated by using the name of Lord Yan?... How many years will you be sentenced to?"

[Xingqiu] "Besides, even if we, the people of Liyue, admire the Emperor very much, we wouldn't be so foolish as to believe that people can be with the Emperor after death, right? No one would be stupid enough to believe such a deception."

[Seno] "What Paimon said is not a lie, because even if a person can't keep Lord Yan company after death, he can definitely meet Lord Yan face to face. Do you know why?"

[Paimon] "Why?"

[Seno] "Because he is the Lord of Yan (Yan), he has to register those who have died and then send them to reincarnation."

[Tinari] "Is this another new bad joke of yours, Seno?"

[Seno] "...Isn't this funny?"

In the video, Walnut asked Paimon's plan, "But who will be the one to be possessed?"

Paimon pointed at the traveler Ying with a smirk on his face and said, "Of course it's the traveler Ying! She was possessed by Inazuma's monster before, and her body is almost changing into someone else's shape~"

Traveler Ying: "Why do I feel like this sentence is wrong?"

"I can go, but in advance, Paimon has to cosplay as the Dragon King next to me."

Paimon sensed something was wrong. "This... this isn't appropriate..."

The traveler Ying said indifferently, "It's okay. Not many people know what the Ruota Dragon King looks like anyway."

Then the traveler Ying took out the blood jade branch from his backpack and said, "When the time comes, I'll stick a tree in your ass and just roar a few times."

Paimon was sweating profusely, and the following scene emerged in his mind - under the Fulong tree, Ruota Paimon broke out of the seal and roared, "Awoo, Morax, I'll fuck you, Immortal!"

Paimon thought of this and immediately took out the tape to seal his mouth. "I take back my suggestion."

[Paimon] "You're still talking about me, but your method isn't much better, Traveler Ying!"

[Captain] "Indeed, even though I have never seen the Dragon King, Paimon doesn't look majestic at all when he plays the role."

[Under the Moon] "On the contrary, it's a little cute~"

[Walnut] "It's okay. We can say that the Dragon King Ruotu was sealed for a thousand years, and his power was greatly weakened, which led to his current appearance."

【Xianyun】"This change is too big. It is obvious that they are not of the same species... Besides, the power of the current Ruotu Dragon King has not been weakened to this extent."

[Ryota] "I guess only those stupid, short-sighted mortals would believe such a scam."

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