Chapter 173 Do unto others what you do not want done to you
Chapter 173 Do unto others what you do not want done to you
"Eh?"
Looking at Yu Yu, who had his hands on his chest and didn't dare to look him in the eye, Lin Li's brain was trembling.
Don't make any noise, I'm thinking.
Forget it, I'll just start the argument.
"No! Yu Yu, I meant your brooch is pretty, not your breasts!" After Lin Li finished speaking, he realized that he didn't say anything, so he quickly changed the subject and said, "No, that's not it! I meant your brooch, it's a brooch! It! It's pretty nice, and I want to ask where you bought it."
Yu Yu came back to his senses and realized that he seemed to have made a big misunderstanding. He buried his head in her chest and said, "Yes, I'm sorry. I made a mistake."
It's not Yu Yu's fault. The main reason is that when Qu Wanqiu and Ding Sihan were in the dormitory surrounded by crickets, they labeled him as the super invincible big-born and the ultimate invincible giant pervert, and Chen Yuying basically didn't refute it.
Yu Yu believed it.
So Yu Yu thought it was quite... normal for Lin Li to say such things.
In addition, I occasionally felt that Lin Li had an inexplicable faint attraction, so I subconsciously answered positively.
Now that Yu Yu realized what was happening, she, who was already shy, wanted to die even more than Lin Li. Fortunately, her chest was big enough to cover her face as much as possible.
"It was me who said it that was ambiguous. Blame me."
Yu Yu gave Lin Li the impression of being overly shy and timid. If it was Ding Sihan, Qu Wanqiu or even Chen Yuying, he would have continued to behave abnormally based on this misunderstanding. However, for Yu Yu, doing so would easily offend the other party, so Lin Li was very honest.
"I made this myself...you can't buy it." Yu Yu's voice was as thin as a mosquito.
"I see. No wonder it looks so good." Lin Li replied sincerely. He placed the table against the wall in the corridor, with the drawer facing the wall to prevent things from falling out. "Just put it here?"
"Okay, thank you."
"If there's nothing else you can help me with, I'll leave first?" Lin Li immediately prepared to flee.
"Well, thank you."
Lin Li turned around and walked away. When he passed the back door, he saw Bai Bufan winking at him:
"Language is such an art, brother. I have never seen anyone in this world who understands the art of language better than you. I have to learn it well."
Damn you.
……
Wednesday.
Lin Li got up very early.
The early bird catches the worm, and the earlier bird eats Prometheus.
After exercising, Lin Li returned home to continue studying.
I only have to take the Chinese test this morning. After all, the Chinese subject is too long, lasting two and a half hours, from nine o'clock to eleven thirty, so I can go later.
However, Lin Li had memorized the ancient Chinese poems and classical Chinese texts in the Chinese class by heart, so he mainly spent his morning time practicing the calculation questions that might be tested in the biology class in the afternoon.
Lin Li went to school only when the study time was almost up.
The numerous examination rooms are in Class 12 of Grade 1.
In the corridor, Bai Bufan was reciting ancient poems from his textbook.
The seats for midterm and final exams at Nansang Middle School are completely random, but the monthly exams are basically assigned according to the rankings of the previous major exam. Students in the same examination room have similar scores.
After all, Lin Li and Bai Bufan were equally matched opponents before, so it was normal for them to be matched together.
As the saying goes, when it comes to grades, 30% is determined by fate, 70% depends on hard work, and 90% depends on your deskmate.
However, this seating arrangement will not be very effective for students who are trying to cheat by whispering to each other in the later examination rooms:
"Do you know how to do this?"
"I don't know either. Do you know how to do this question?"
"I don't know either, how about this one?"
"will not."
"Great, none of them know how to do it. We are hopeless."
It will probably be a scene like this.
"This is the last time I'll be in the same examination room with a scum like you during the monthly exam." Lin Li walked up to Bai Bufan and said with a smile.
"I brought along a hundred friends to travel with, recalling the glorious past years..." Bai Bufan, who was reciting a poem, just glanced at Lin Li and was too lazy to scold him.
"Hey, Bufan, do you know what the cannibal exchange students think is the most artistic poem after they study in normal society?" Lin Lizhe asked immediately.
Bai Bufan ignored it and continued to recite: "We are young students, in the prime of our youth..."
"That's right, that's it!" Lin Li snapped his fingers, "How clever."
Bai Bufan: “…”
You are the one who makes a living, right?
But Bai Bufan, who had a foot fetish, was busy cramming for the exam and had no time to pay attention to Lin Li. He continued to recite his own words: "The ancients have gone away on the yellow crane, and only the Yellow Crane Tower remains here..."
Seeing this, Lin Li felt pressured and had to learn. He began to recite: "The old friend bid farewell to the Yellow Crane Tower, the distinguished guest went up to the third floor, my little sister's smile is still there, but the old bald head is gone."
"Get lost! If you think about this during my fucking exam, you're screwed!"
Bai Bufan kicked Lin Li away rudely.
Lin Li smiled and stopped disturbing him. He put his schoolbag outside the door. Three pens were enough for the Chinese exam. He found his seat according to the seating chart at the door and on the blackboard.
The second to last row is by the window, but this time it’s a window facing the corridor.
The owner of the place had kept it quite clean, even the drawers were empty, so there was nothing to spy on.
Because they arrived at the right time, it didn't take long before the students in the corridor entered the classroom one after another, and this meant that most of the people following closely behind were the invigilators.
Sure enough, the invigilator brought a stack of test papers without even a sealed bag.
They are also acquaintances. The person in charge of supervising the exam in the morning is the class teacher Wang Zi, Teacher Yan.
When Lin Li and Wang Ziyan looked at each other, Wang Ziyan covered his mouth and retched.
Lin Li: "..."
Although I know the reason, it seems like I am disgusted by my own appearance, which is a bit too much.
"The exam is about to start. Put all irrelevant items on the desk or at the door. Go to the bathroom if you need to. Just a reminder, you are not allowed to go to the bathroom during the exam unless there are special circumstances."
There were a few tapping sounds as the test papers were being sorted on the desk, and Wang Ziyan spoke loudly to everyone.
Lin Li, who only brought three pens, stayed where he was and did not move.
When I was looking around idly, I saw the guy next to me. He just glanced at the seating chart and remembered that his name was Feng Kai. He carefully took out a cheat sheet full of words from his schoolbag and put it in the drawer before handing in his schoolbag.
Did he do something wrong?
No.
What Wang Ziyan meant was to hand in things that have nothing to do with the exam. People prepare cheat sheets for the exam, so if this is still irrelevant, then it has nothing to do with the exam.
Lin Li never thought of completing the system task by cheating from the beginning to the end. It's not that it's morally noble, but it's meaningless.
Cheating is basically useful in the humanities, but for the humanities, [strong knowledge] has already been engraved in one's mind.
For science subjects, make a cheat sheet.
Copy formula?
Can science questions be solved just by using formulas?
What's the difference between this and 'This is the black piece, this is the white piece, if you surround them together you can capture the pieces, come on, next you will face your first opponent, the Genting chess player Ke Jie.'
Besides, Lin Li doesn't like the feeling of being sneaky and nervous, unless it is an affair.
[In a sect competition, one should show one's true strength. If one takes a side path, it will destroy one's heart and one may be corrupted by demons in the future. As a member of the sect, how can one watch fellow disciples go astray? If one sees cheating, one should stop it.]
[Task triggered! 】
[Task 4: In this sect competition, stop any cheating you see or hear.]
[Reward: Physical improvement: comprehension increased by 10%; random system reward * 1; system currency * 100]
[Random system reward: After opening, you will get a system-related reward. ]
The system can really change a person's class. Ever since Lin Li got the system, he always wanted to steal something.
For example, now, Lin Li wanted to steal Feng Kai's cheat sheet.
But it was too late. The other party had already put the schoolbag away and was on the way back. If Lin Li went to get it now, he would definitely be caught.
Although the other party probably doesn't dare to call the police.
Lin Li took another look at the system.
This task is easy to understand. It is to transform into Captain Dragonfly and judge the crimes committed during the examination.
In fact, it is easy to accomplish as it is said to be. After all, if you see cheating, just stand up and report it.
However, Lin Li didn't want to complete the task in this way.
Openly and crazily reporting cheating is an act that is easily misunderstood by others.
Not to mention other students, even the teachers may not appreciate this kindness and may think it is unnecessary. If they persuade students to just do their own thing and not worry about others, they may even be regarded as a fussy person and become annoying.
Take Lin Li himself for example. If he heard that someone was reporting cheating indiscriminately, he would think that the other person was a weirdo and a little too extreme.
Therefore, Lin Li didn't want to use such a rough method unless he had no other choice.
The system is not so mean as to allow you to prevent all cheating in the monthly exam. You only need to prevent yourself from seeing and hearing the parts. Then you won't be able to see or hear them later.
However, the target that triggered the task must be dealt with first.
It’s not a big problem, Lin Li has always been a genius.
Now Lin Li still has a way, especially when the invigilator is Wang Ziyan, whom he knows and knows that the other party is not serious.
Lin Li stood up and walked towards Wang Ziyan.
"Teacher Yan." Lin Li said.
"Lin Li? What's the matter?" Wang Ziyan asked.
"I'm going to cheat."
"Then go ahead and do it. The exam hasn't started yet." Wang Ziyan didn't even raise his head. He just pointed towards the main door of the classroom, indicating that he could go to the toilet now.
and many more.
wrong.
It seems that what Lin Li just said was not going to the toilet.
"Lin Li, what did you say?" Wang Ziyan raised his head and confirmed.
"I want to cheat." Lin Li repeated.
Wang Ziyan: “…”
Damn you.
So what do you mean by saying this to yourself?
"First of all, cheating is shameful. It is a meaningless behavior to your life and a serious violation of school rules. Secondly, why are you saying this to me? Do you want me to cover up for you or even cooperate with you? Don't even think about it. Just be honest." Wang Ziyan's face became a little serious.
"No, I respect your position as the invigilator, so I am simply provoking you." Lin Li shook his head.
Prince said: “?”
Your grandma.
God damn provocation.
This seemed to make people feel even more infuriated than having to cover up for him.
Before Wang Ziyan could speak, Lin Li smiled darkly and continued:
"Teacher Yan, I have made sufficient preparations for cheating in this Chinese exam. After I found out that you are the invigilator, I am even more excited. Teacher, you should have watched Conan. I am the modern cheating Kid. I like the feeling of informing the teacher in advance and then cheating under the teacher's nose. It gives me an incomparable sense of accomplishment.
After all, ordinary cheating is too unchallenging for an expert like me."
Wang Ziyan: “…”
Senior Xue had never told me that Lin Li was such a child.
No, is he sick?
Weird cheat? Stupid cheat!
Although Wang Ziyan's words just now sounded very serious, as a teacher who just graduated, how could he not know that cheating is actually quite common.
To take it to the extreme, being able to cheat successfully without being discovered is also a skill.
But Wang Ziyan swore that this was the first time he had seen someone like Lin Li in his life.
"The challenge has been delivered to you, Teacher Yan. It's your freedom to accept it or not. Anyway, I will cheat no matter what."
Looking at Wang Ziyan's twitching mouth, Lin Li sneered, snapped his fingers, and turned back to his seat.
Wang Ziyan looked a little stupidly as he watched cool brother Lin Li return to his seat and continue to look at him with a provocative look.
"Teacher, teacher, the exam has started, you can hand out the test papers." Until someone urged.
After hearing this sound, Wang Ziyan finally reacted. He took a deep breath, blew upwards towards his bangs with his mouth, and then distributed the test papers to each group.
According to the plan, after distributing the test papers, I should start playing with my phone secretly - the invigilator cannot play with the phone too much, because during the exam, the dean of studies will be patrolling, not only to help keep an eye on the students, but also to check if the invigilator is too lax.
New teachers like Wang Ziyan, who are not as indifferent as the old teachers or have no connections or power, are still worried that this will affect their assessments, so they can only play secretly so that the dean will turn a blind eye.
But now, Wang Ziyan has no intention of playing with his mobile phone at all.
Only a god can endure such provocation from students.
"Take the test well and don't even think about cheating! I'll be watching you the whole time!"
Wang Ziyan looked in the direction of Lin Li and spoke loudly and seriously.
That's all?
This was still not enough, so after hearing what Wang Ziyan said, Lin Li still looked disdainful. He pretended to glance at his drawer and shook his clothes. Then he raised his head more confidently, with a look of confidence in victory.
Wang Ziyan immediately walked to Lin Li, bent down to take a look at the last row, but Lin Li's drawer was empty.
Then he noticed Lin Li's smug smile.
Very good, kid, you have successfully caught my attention.
Wang Ziyan walked up to the podium, took down the chair and placed it next to Lin Li, then patted his sleeves and sat down in a casual manner.
Lin Li turned his head and looked at Wang Ziyan.
Lin Li smiled.
This is what he wants, Feng Kai, let’s see how the hell you cheat.
Wang Ziyan also laughed.
This is what he wants, Lin Li, let me see how you can cheat.
Feng Kai also laughed.
This is not what he wants, fuck, let me see how the hell I can cheat.
(End of this chapter)