Chapter 177 The Consequences of Being in the Spotlight
In special circumstances, you have to come up with unexpected strategies to win!
Lu Yun showed off this skill a little bit and successfully diluted the dissatisfaction of these students, making them feel that this time tonight was worth it, and the resentment in their hearts naturally disappeared.
But there are always one or two exceptions.
For example, the hedgehog-headed guy, perhaps because he liked to be in the spotlight too much, was immediately unhappy when he saw everyone showing admiration for Lu Yun. He snorted loudly and said, "What the hell, are you here to learn Chinese medicine or to perform acrobatics? If you are here to perform acrobatics, I think you should go to the circus instead of coming here to corrupt the atmosphere of our school!"
He had a loud voice, and after he roared, the whole classroom suddenly became quiet for a moment.
But this time, most of the students had changed their initial look at Lu Yun and now looked at the hedgehog-headed guy.
It's just like a group of people singing in a KTV. We are all singing high-spirited songs, but you start off by singing a sad song. Isn't that a spoiler?
"Student, please explain clearly why Teacher Lu has brought a bad influence on the atmosphere of our school?" A classmate spoke up for Lu Yun.
The hedgehog-head sneered and said, "School is a place for studying. What's the difference between his behavior just now and playing with knives and guns on campus? Isn't this a bad example?"
"That's right, my boyfriend is right!" Of course the girl in the miniskirt supported her boyfriend and chimed in for the hedgehog-headed guy.
A few students wanted to defend Lu Yun, but they heard Lu Yun say, "Students, listen to me."
The classroom became quiet again.
Lu Yun smiled and looked at the hedgehog-headed boy: "I think what this student said is very right. I came to school to teach Chinese medicine knowledge, not to perform acrobatics. So let's talk about something related to Chinese medicine... Let's start with you!"
Lu Yun pointed at the hedgehog-headed guy and thought to himself, you little brat, you act like you have a strong sense of justice, just wait and see what I’m going to do to you.
"What starts with me?"
When Hedgehog Head saw Lu Yun pointing at him, he was stunned for a moment, with a look of confusion on his face.
Lu Yun said meaningfully: "You are sick."
"..."
What kind of teacher is this? Why is he scolding people?
Lu Yun continued: "Have you been constipated recently?"
Oh, it turns out it wasn’t an insult.
Everyone then realized that the teacher was treating Hedgehog-head!
But Hedgehog Head was not happy to hear this, and immediately said in an unhappy tone: "Stop talking nonsense here, I think you are constipated, I don't know how good my health is!"
When he heard the word "constipation" just now, his heart skipped a beat, because Lu Yun was right.
But he would not admit it in public, and he had never been convinced by Lu Yun in the first place. No matter what Lu Yun said, he would just deny it and deliberately embarrass Lu Yun.
Lu Yun did not get angry, but continued to smile and said: "Do you dare to stand up and let me see?"
"Stand up if you want. I'm not afraid of you!"
The Hedgehog-Headed Man asked his girlfriend to move away, and he stood up, looking at Lu Yun provocatively. He didn't believe that Lu Yun could do anything to him.
"I can tell from your complexion that there is something wrong with your digestive tract. It's probably because you eat too much spicy food, which has caused heat accumulation in your stomach and intestines, leading to dryness and loss of moisture in the intestines, and frequent constipation."
"You fart-"
Just as the hedgehog was about to retort, Lu Yun quickly stepped forward and pressed a point on his abdomen. He immediately asked angrily, "What are you doing?"
"It's nothing, it just helps you clear the pedantic energy in your body. If your body is normal, you generally won't experience any symptoms."
A mysterious smile appeared on Lu Yun's lips, and he took a few steps back without leaving a trace.
Hedgehog Head wanted to argue something, but the next second, he suddenly felt his stomach churning. The gurgling bowel sounds were like thunder in the rain, extremely loud.
Immediately afterwards——
puff!
puff!
puff!
Hedgehog's face turned red, and finally he couldn't hold it in any longer and let out three loud and smelly farts in a row.
His girlfriend was sitting, facing Hedgehog-Head's butt. The three loud farts instantly stunned her. She stood up with a grim face. However, because Hedgehog-Head was holding his breath too hard, he couldn't breathe out from below, but a loud burp came out from above, which hit his girlfriend head-on again.
"Did you do this on purpose... Ugh—"
The girl in the miniskirt was about to start scolding and had already slapped her boyfriend, but before she could slap the hedgehog-headed guy in the face, she couldn't help but retching, and hurriedly ran out of the classroom, covering her mouth and nose.
moment.
An extremely strong stench spread out from the hedgehog head like a smoke bomb, scaring several students nearby and making them roll on the ground.
"Damn, it's poisonous..."
They finally understood why Lu Yun had to retreat a few steps just now. Who could withstand such a devastating biological weapon?
"Students sitting by the window, please open the windows to get some fresh air. We will leave the classroom first and come back to the classroom voluntarily in five minutes. If you don't want to listen to my lecture, you don't have to come back."
Lu Yun finished his words hurriedly and rushed out of the classroom first.
"Fuck, this teacher runs faster than a rabbit!"
When the students in the classroom saw Lu Yun running away, they immediately covered their noses and rushed to the door. Before leaving, they did not forget to glare at Hedgehog Head fiercely and said, "Why are you trying to show off... Damn, did you eat shit for dinner?"
Unbearable!
Soon, Hedgehog Head was the only one left in the huge T-shaped classroom. He stood there alone and disheveled. His whole life of wisdom was ruined in an instant!