Chapter 179 Sometimes I think it’s nice to have a pet
Chapter 179 Sometimes I think it’s nice to have a pet
One of the classic thriller plots in horror movies is when you turn your head and find an ugly, disgusting face pressed tightly against the glass, with its facial features distorted because of the closeness, staring at the camera with sad and resentful eyes.
It turns out that this kind of plot not only appears in horror movies, but also during monthly exams.
Lin Li pretended not to see Zhou Baowei's face. After confirming that his student ID and name were written correctly, he handed in the paper early.
The subject of history should be supplemented by [Strong Knowledge] and should not be too simple.
After handing in the paper, Task 4 was not completed. It would probably have to wait until the sect competition officially ended before it could be completed.
“Lin Li!!”
As soon as he left the examination room, Zhou Baowei gave him a loving hug and growled softly.
"Baowei, where did my Genshin Impact strategy disappear? Do you have any idea?" The two of them left the examination room tacitly and headed to the stairs, where Lin Li took the initiative.
"You dare to cry thief! I'm going to kill you! Lin Li! You really are seven grams of gold - four thousand plus!" Zhou Baowei became even angrier.
"They are all well-intentioned and for your own good. You will understand when you grow up."
Lin Li emphasized as he dodged Zhou Baowei's attack.
"Forget it, it's a blessing in disguise. I'll spare you this time." Zhou Bao showed mercy to the breathless man.
The main reason was that Mr. Zhou was kind-hearted, and the secondary reason was that Mr. Zhou could not catch Lin Li.
"What's going on?" Lin Li asked curiously when he saw that there was something hidden.
Then his unbridled laughter echoed at the staircase. After listening to the story, Lin Li patted Zhou Baowei's shoulder heavily and said, "Baowei, I saved you."
"Damn it, but during that exam, the teacher kept looking at me with the eyes of a poet! Does that count as salvation?"
"A poet? You know the sand wall by drinking wine with your broken halberd, right? Hahahaha."
People do not share the same joys and sorrows. Lin Li just felt that Bao Wei was not a person who liked to laugh.
"Oh, I feel like my big feast is over. September is heartbroken. I hope next month will be better to me." Zhou Baowei sighed deeply.
"You're still hoping. You're just like Misa Amane. You hope I'll be nicer to you every month, but in fact you're just an oversized, thickened, and fleeced L. I want to kill you every month." Lin Li sneered.
Zhou Baowei: “…”
Damn it, Lin Li, you are so hurtful with your words.
"I don't want to live anymore. I want to commit suicide. I'm going to jump off the building now. You have to stop me." Zhou Baowei gave up on himself. He squatted at the stairs in dejection, looking gloomy.
"Not to mention that this was your own fault. If you had memorized the material more seriously, you wouldn't have been so miserable. Besides, were you defeated by such a small setback? Try harder next time." Lin Li was very disappointed.
"As a kid, I always gave priority to playing the invincible version of the 7K7K game. How could I have the ability to withstand setbacks?" Zhou Baowei still did not cheer up, and even refuted confidently.
Lin Li: "?"
I can't spray it, this is really a bit of frustration that I can't bear.
“你玩7K7K？不玩4399？7K7K全是小女生的游戏！”但现在林立觉得更重要去争论的，是其他事情。
"7K7K has had small yellow oil for a long time." Zhou Baowei said concisely.
That's good.
It was indeed a huge kill of 4399.
It seems that my enlightenment was a little late.
"Then why don't you play 3366 and 2144? When I was a kid, I blew up girls' skirts every day on them and found faults in pictures of beautiful girls. It's fun and I love playing." Bai Bufan, who had also handed in his paper, immediately joined the conversation after hearing this and said excitedly.
"Hello, teacher." However, Lin Li did not respond. He looked nervous and nodded respectfully towards the stairs.
Bai Bufan: “?”
He turned and ran.
Zhou Baowei looked up at the empty staircase and Bai Bufan, who had already run away, fearing that his face would be seen by the "teacher". After he came to his senses, he gave Lin Li a thumbs up:
"I really like what Hu Yifei said. There are so many weapons out there, but you insist on learning the sword. If you don't want to practice the upper sword, try the lower sword. If you don't want to practice the iron sword, try the silver sword. You are born with the sword skill. There is nothing to criticize."
Look how scared Bai Bufan is.
……
Lin Li and Zhou Baowei returned to the door of Class 4.
There were only a few candidates left in Class 4.
Most of the people in the corridor are students from Class 4.
Everyone returned to the classroom tacitly, not because of an agreement, but because the school gate would not be opened until the exam was officially over, and everyone could not go home, so it was better to go back to the classroom and put the test paper away to avoid being scolded by the teacher if they couldn't find it later.
"Wang Yuezhi, are you ready to call me dad?" After seeing Wang Yuezhi in the corridor, Lin Li put his hands on his hips and laughed, looking like a villain.
"You still have this courage after the exam. I don't know who gave you the courage." Wang Yuezhi expressed disdain, believing that the advantage lies in me.
Lin Li: "The monitor's careful, gentle, and dedicated teaching over the past month has given me courage."
Wang Yuezhi turned around and left, as if he had made up his mind, without any hesitation.
Obviously, Class 4 is his home.
Why leave your homeland?
For some reason, the back view seemed a little desolate.
Class Four is in the fifth examination room - the first examination room is the school auditorium.
The closer the examination room is to the front, the more likely it is that there will be students who really want to take the exam until the last second.
Class 4 is among them.
"bell--"
Only when the bell rang to signal the end of the exam did the few students willingly hand in their papers.
【Task 4 has been completed.】
[You have received rewards: Physical improvement: comprehension increased by 10%; random system reward * 1; system currency * 100]
While carrying his desk and chair back to the classroom, Lin Li looked at the message that popped up on the system.
My mind has become a little clearer, and I feel like I have a new way of understanding some of the problems that I used to be stuck on.
[You have enabled the random system reward, and you have received a random reward doubling card (3/3)*1. ]
[Random Reward Double Card (3/3): When you complete a system task, you can choose to use this card. Among the task rewards, one random reward will be doubled. This card can be used three times, and can only be used once for a single task.]
For Lin Li, who is currently lacking everything, this is a pretty good thing that can double the three rewards.
For the recent sect competition mission alone, as long as the results come out and he is in the top 20, he will get [Physical fitness improvement: comprehension increased by 100%; spiritual awareness increased by 1%; random magic weapon*]. No matter which of these three rewards is doubled, it will be a great benefit to Lin Li.
Insight means wisdom, and spiritual awareness can make it easier for you to use your abilities and magic weapons. The magic weapons themselves are treasures.
After moving the table and putting away the test papers, Lin Li returned home.
After dinner, Lin Li sat at home, feeling a little overwhelmed for a moment.
Although this was just a small monthly exam, it felt to Lin Li like a final exam.
To be honest, Lin Li had never put in this level of effort before when facing the final exams.
He had been studying intensively these past few days, but now there was no need for that. Lin Li didn't even bring his textbooks back, which actually felt a bit empty.
People are really too mean.
Lin Li took out the "Love and Desire Bottle", which was covered with dense white cracks.
Lin Li continued to use it to absorb his own emotions and then feed them back to himself.
Click.
After playing with himself for half an hour, the "Love and Desire Bottle" that was already on the edge reached its limit. Lin Li felt that the connection between him and it was broken, and the bottle was covered with white lines.
The "Love and Desire Bottle" still maintained its shape. Lin Li, who had been prepared, went to the refrigerator, poured several boxes of duck blood into the basin, and buried it directly in the basin.
I hope Lao Ping can overcome the disease soon.
Now Lin Li has nothing to do.
It seems that I can only play that game.
Sleep roulette: If you take a nap without setting an alarm, will you sleep for 20 minutes? Or a few hours? Or maybe you won't wake up until tomorrow? No one knows, and that's how exciting and dangerous it is.
……
Lin Li opened his eyes, still feeling a little sleepy and dizzy. It was still bright when he went to bed, but now it was completely dark.
After sitting up and relaxing for a while, Lin Li took out his cell phone.
9:10 p.m.
Perhaps it was because he was suddenly relieved of the burden of studying, or perhaps it was because of the consumption of the "Love and Desire Bottle" in the past few days, Lin Li dozed off for a full three hours.
Lin Li pulled down the status bar of the phone.
Not a single message.
Lin Li stood up and drew open the curtains. Outside the window were thousands of lights. At this time of night, there was even the aroma of food. Occasionally, he could hear the laughter of neighbors.
Looking back, the house was empty and silent.
Maybe I should watch some horror movies. I’ll feel a little lost and empty occasionally.
Can abstract children also be sad?
"wrong!"
“Why didn’t Tiantianshenquanwelfarejun send me any messages? I didn’t block him.” Lin Li, who had improved his understanding, immediately discovered the blind spot.
He clicked on WeChat.
Then I saw WeChat suddenly started spinning.
This means that no messages were being received before.
So Lin Li felt a little excited and nervous.
When the circle turns well.
"Tiantian Shenquan Welfare: Come and get your coupons..." (2)
"Man wants to fight: @All members..." (99+)
"Three people and a dog: Someone @ me..." (99+)
"..."
"Bai Bufan:?" (99+)
"Chen Yuying: It looks like it's going to rain tomorrow." (6)
Fuck the loss and emptiness, looking at the little red dot on the screen, Lin Li felt like he was alive again.
Lin Li first clicked on Chen Yuying's message.
Chen Yuying has nothing to do tomorrow, and originally wanted to ask Lin Li if he wanted to teach her how to ride a bike tomorrow, but then she found out that the weather forecast said it would rain tomorrow.
It's totally unsuitable to learn to ride a bike when it's raining.
"Lin Li: I'm free tomorrow, but if it rains, we can make an appointment on National Day."
"Chen Yuying: OK."
"Chen Yuying: Why haven't you replied to my message for so long?"
"Lin Li: I wanted to take a nap after I got home, but I ended up sleeping until now. Sorry."
"Chen Yuying: Oh, it's nothing, just asking." The puppy nodded. "
"..."
After chatting with Chen Yuying, Lin Li decided to see how Bai Bufan, that idiot, could get himself a score of 99+.
"Bai Bufan: I'm home, let's play games! If you still say you want to study after the exam, Lin Li, you are a 3M who is even better than a 4A."
"Bai Bufan: Soldiers, stand out!"
"..."
"Bai Bufan: Where the hell are you? Even if you die, can you come to me in a dream? I want to have your ashes as my midnight snack tonight, is that ok?"
"Bai Bufan:?" *20
"..."
"Bai Bufan did not dial"
"Bai Bufan: Answer the phone, you bastard!"
"Bai Bufan: "Longtu: I really have control over you""*18
"Bai Bufan: "Longtu: I am very angry"" *20
"Bai Bufan: My dear classmate Lin Li passed away on the night of the 17.5th of this month at the age of ..."
"..."
"Bai Bufan: Revive! My Ai Ren!"
"Bai Bufan:?"
Although most of the messages were insulting him, Lin Li still found this chat history very amusing.
Sometimes, I am really happy to know Bai Bufan.
"Lin Li: I'm sleeping, why are you yelling at your mother?"
"Bai Bufan: Why don't you report to me before going to bed? You really are getting cocky."
"Lin Li: My wings are not hard yet. I just woke up. You know where they are hard."
"Bai Bufan: Speak to me."
"Lin Li: Little greedy cat, there's really nothing I can do about you."
After Lin Li typed this line with a smile, he thought about it and edited it before sending it out.
"Lin Li: To be honest, Bufan, sometimes I am really happy to know you as a fellow postman."
Bai Bufan did not reply immediately, but after nearly half a minute:
"Bai Bufan:?"
"You withdrew a message."
"Lin Li: Sorry, I was possessed by a ghost just now."
"Bai Bufan: You scared me. Damn, I thought you were going to confess your love to me. I've already put on my wedding dress."
"Lin Li: Okay, didn't you ask me to play games? Are you still playing now?"
To be honest, after a month of training by the system, Lin Li no longer has much desire for games. At the same time, he is also worried that he will become addicted again, so Lin Li is indeed actively restraining himself.
But just for the emotional value that Bai Bufan provided to me tonight, playing a game with him was simply my unshirkable responsibility.
"Bai Bufan: OK, but let me tell you first, I'm in my hometown right now, and the internet isn't very good, so don't scold me if I screw you over."
"Lin Li: Don't worry, I'm your playmate tonight. You're the boss. How can a playmate scold the boss? Get on board!"
"Bai Bufan: OK! Log in!"
……
Ten twenty at night.
"Lin Li: Bai Bufan, why the hell don't you go to the cemetery to play games?"
"Lin Li: Why didn't your hometown let you die of old age?"
"Lin Li: I finally got around to playing a game, and you let me lose so completely?"
"Bai Bufan: ...You said you wouldn't scold me."
"Lin Li: I said I wouldn't scold you, so I didn't scold you? I told you to play the game well, so why didn't you play well? Do you listen to me now? What were you doing before?"
"Bai Bufan: Lin Li, you have to remember that you are now playing with someone else..."
"Lin Li: Accompany your mother!"
"Bai Bufan: I'm the boss!"
"Lin Li: Your mother!"
"Bai Bufan: Blanch!"
Lin Li was actually worried that he would become addicted to playing games again.
What a worry.
When it comes to helping people quit internet addiction, Dr. Bai is truly an expert in the field.
(End of this chapter)