Chapter 187 Not That Excellent
Chapter 187 Not That Excellent
Isn't this right?
"uncle?"
When Lin Li shouted again in disbelief, he saw Chen Zhongping's face turned serious again and he looked at him, and even seemed to glare at him, then Lin Li understood.
The Chen family should have mastered the intangible cultural heritage of face changing.
But it is completely understandable. It was indeed my own fault. I can't blame Lao Chen. It would be a miracle if he could treat me well.
Since he was being "targeted", Lin Li just kept browsing his phone along the way, occasionally responding to the two girls behind him when they spoke to him.
Every time he spoke, Lin Li could feel the gazes from the front row.
I could only swallow so many dirty words with regret.
Next time I do something shameful, I must ensure the surrounding environment first. Lin Li regretted the long and difficult sentence just now.
Bai Bufan's home was quite far away, and more than half an hour passed before the car arrived downstairs of his apartment building.
"Lin Li: @Bai Bufan, we are downstairs, where are you?"
Seeing that there was no one on the first floor, Lin Li sent a message in the group.
"Bai Bufan: Didn't you say it would take ten minutes? Why are we here now? I'm packing, wait for me."
"Chen Yuying: It's okay, don't worry, just take your time to clean up."
Chen Yuying probably doesn't like to keep others waiting, so she always says her expected arrival time is a little later. It was the same when she just arrived at Lin Li's house.
"I'll go up and urge him."
After the car stopped, Lin Li felt that Chen Zhongping, who no longer needed to watch the road, was just staring at him. He felt a little uneasy and uncomfortable sitting in the car.
So it’s better to go to Bai Bufan’s house and take a look. Maybe you can loot some small items like gold bars. After all, a thief will not leave empty-handed.
Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan had no objections, so Lin Li got out of the car and went upstairs alone.
Bai Bufan had already posted his exact location, including the house number, in the group.
"Knock, knock, knock." After arriving in the elevator, Lin Li knocked on the door.
The person who opened the door was a woman, probably Bai Bufan's mother.
"Hello, Auntie. I am Lin Li, your classmate." Lin Li nodded and bowed politely.
"Hello, hello. You come so early. Bufan just got up and is washing up. Come in first. These slippers are for you." Bai's mother was very polite and enthusiastic.
I wish Lao Chen could treat me like this, otherwise it would be so difficult to endure the journey of several hours.
Lin Li walked into the bathroom and looked at Bai Bufan, who was brushing his teeth in his pajama shorts.
Bai Bufan was a little embarrassed: "Haha, hello, I'm Venom."
"Didn't you say you were packing?" Lin Li smiled wryly, "How come you just got up? And it looks like you got up after seeing my message?"
"I'm cleaning myself up. Am I not worth anything?" Bai Bufan said with an apologetic smile.
"You're asking even though you already know the answer. You're such a naughty boy. Let me tell you, Dam, what kind of a jerk you are?" Lin Li had a doting look on his face, but his words were a little aggressive.
Bai Bufan: “…”
"I'll be ready soon. I'll be downstairs after I wash and change my clothes. I've already packed my things in the living room last night. I didn't expect you to arrive so early. And justice will be late, so what's wrong with me sleeping in for ten more minutes?"
Bai Bufan felt a little aggrieved.
Lin Li: "..."
Sleeping in can involve justice, Bai Bufan is capable.
After gargling, Bai Bufan wiped his face roughly and left the bathroom for the bedroom.
Lin Li also followed.
Clean and tidy.
——The above has nothing to do with Bai Bufan’s bedroom.
As we all know, dirty clothes are put in the washing machine, clean clothes are put in the closet, and clothes between dirty and clean are placed on the chair beside the bed. The chair in Bai Bufan's bedroom bears a weight that he should not bear at this age.
"Didn't I tell you to finish your homework in the next two days? Why is it blank?" Lin Lizhe wandered around, touching and probing everywhere, and when he saw the blank homework on the table, he teased.
"I can't help it. I tried my best, but I just finished a question and my phone got jealous. I had to put down what I was doing and coax it for three hours. I am speechless to have such a jealous phone."
Bai Bufan, who was changing clothes, said helplessly.
"Lin Li, you have to know that the lifespan of a mobile phone is 3 to 5 years, while the lifespan of a human is 70 to years. Mobile phones are just passers-by in a human's life, but for mobile phones, we are their lifespan, so I must not neglect them and must spend more time with them."
“I didn’t expect you to be so sentimental.” Lin Li felt like crying when he heard that, his words were moving.
"Yeah yeah."
Lin Li: "Then why are you changing your phone? Your old phone still has some life left. You value relationships so much, I'll help you deal with your new phone when it arrives." "No, let's put one thing aside. Is there a possibility that I'm a staunch harem believer?" Bai Bufan immediately said seriously.
Lin Li responded with a sneer.
After changing his clothes, Bai Bufan carried the suitcase that had been prepared in the living room and went to the entrance to change his shoes.
"Auntie, we're leaving." Seeing Bai's mother sitting on the sofa in the living room, Lin Li said goodbye.
"Are you leaving? Take some fruit with you for the journey." Bai's mother immediately stood up, grabbed some oranges from the coffee table, handed them to Lin Li and said.
"No thanks, Auntie. There is everything in the car. I have brought everything ready. Thank you." Lin Li said.
"This child is so well-behaved and polite. I wish Bufan could be like you." Bai's mother looked at Lin Li and nodded with satisfaction.
Bai Bufan, who was bending over to put on his shoes, stopped. He looked from his crotch to his mother's gaze: "Ah?"
Is this human talk?
Good? Polite?
When one day I become like Lin Li, I will probably prepare to open a small account.
"Lin Li? Sensible and polite? Mom, you have a very deep misunderstanding of him. He treats me better than I do." Bai Bufan couldn't stand seeing his mother praising Lin Li, so he immediately interrupted her.
"Why are you cursing?" Bai's mother frowned.
Bai Bufan: “…”
Damn, that's so hurtful.
"Lin Li, you should be very well behaved at home." Bai's mother asked Lin Li.
“Not really.” Lin Li shook his head.
Bai Bufan sneered, thinking Lin Li was honest.
"I stay in bed until four or five in the morning every day. After making breakfast for the family, I have to rest for at least an hour before washing clothes and mopping the floor. At noon, I usually give my mother a simple massage..." Lin Li continued to describe.
"I just had an argument with my mom about who cleans the room."
When you go out, your identity is given by yourself.
Bai Bufan couldn't believe what he heard.
Do I have to tear up my umbrella because I got caught in the rain?
Seeing that his mother looked at Lin Li with increasing satisfaction, and looked at him with increasing disgust, Bai Bufan hurriedly stepped forward and dragged Lin Li away, growling, “Shut up! Shut up! Go! Don’t keep them waiting!”
After getting into the elevator and lighting up the first floor as he was about to go down, Bai Bufan suddenly pressed the door-opening button and planned to move forward.
"What's wrong?" Lin Li asked doubtfully.
"I forgot to take the change on my bedside table. It's too troublesome to deposit those seventy or eighty yuan in the bank, and it's useless to keep them at home. They are just like waste paper. I have to spend them." Bai Bufan explained.
"No need. Let's spend this money next time. They have been waiting for several minutes." Lin Li grabbed Bai Bufan's arm, indicating that time was tight and the task was heavy.
"My house is right in front of me. Let my mother get it. It will take less than 30 seconds. How much time can I waste?" Bai Bufan emphasized.
"Oh, there's nothing I can do about you. I've already got it for you. Here you go." With a sigh, Lin Li took out the change from his pocket and handed it to Bai Bufan.
"Eh? Thank you." After finding out that it was really the money on his bedside table, Bai Bufan took it with surprise.
The elevator doors closed and began to descend.
"and many more."
Bai Bufan realized it belatedly and turned his head, pressing his forehead against Lin Li's:
"Why is all this money of mine in your pocket?"
"I must have predicted that you would be careless and forget to take it. It's impossible that I want to take it for myself? How is it possible? I can't do such a thing." Lin Li spread out his hands and said innocently.
“You just took the money, didn’t you?”
Lin Li took a step back and nodded heavily: "That's right."
Bai Bufan narrowed his eyes and reached into Lin Li's pocket. After touching those familiar things, he smiled with relief, and his voice gradually became cold:
"So what the fuck is this?"
"A fidget spinner I picked up."
"What the fuck is this?"
"The nail clippers I picked up."
"What the hell is this?"
"My authentic Lao Xi Ling chicken roll, I'm abstaining from sex, don't do it."
"Fuck! Are you wearing open-crotch pants?" Bai Bufan was stunned for a moment, then withdrew his hand in horror and frantically pressed the disinfectant alcohol in the elevator.
"I was just kidding you, it's still the corn sausage next to your bed, hehe."
"……Grass!"
(End of this chapter)