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"Really? You mean Xiaoli? She has it too!! Not only her, but your student Feifei also has it!!" Shi Chen asked Ling to spit out Su Xiaoli and Li Feifei's equipment.
"Damn it!" Seeing Shi Chen pretending to be stupid and taking out the An Su silver, although she was already prepared, she still couldn't help but scold him.
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147. Chapter 147 Su Xiaoli’s intention!
147.
Su Xiaoli also changed into a dark silver outfit, and turned around leisurely, looking at Shi Chen, throwing crazy flirtatious eyes, and asked: "Brother, this armor can't be a short skirt?"
“I don’t feel good!!”
"Especially compared to her."
Su Xiaoli glanced at Leng deliberately.
"."Su Xiaoli's words made Shi Chen silent all of a sudden.
"Do you want to wear a short skirt like an angel?"
"Yeah!" Su Xiaoli nodded.
Shi Chen shook his head and said seriously: "Do you know why they wear short skirts?"
"Why?" Su Xiaoli didn't know, and her big watery eyes were full of confusion.
Shi Chen took a deep breath and explained, "Because they are burning!!"
"Uh!!" Su Xiaoli was speechless for a moment.
Leng's face turned completely dark, she couldn't bear it any longer, because this time, Shi Chen was not only targeting her, but the entire civilization.
"Burn your uncle!!"
"Can't you men keep your minds clean?"
"Can't we female angels also love beauty?"
“Lingxi!!”
"You're talking about him!!"
For this purpose, Leng also called Lingxi.
However, Lingxi's words left her dumbfounded.
"Sister Leng Leng!! Xiao Chen definitely didn't mean that." Lingxi's voice was very weak. In fact, she didn't agree with what Shi Chen said about being burned.
However, she didn't want to refute Shi Chen.
Moreover, based on her understanding of Shi Chen, it is impossible for Shi Chen to say such superficial words.
of course
Unless Shi Chen did it on purpose.
Marry a chicken and follow the chicken; marry a dog and follow the dog.
She can only tolerate it.
after all
She is a farmer who can’t even feed her own cows!!
What qualifications do you have to refute the bull?
Woo woo woo.
Lingxi was very tired and unwilling to give up.
but
This stinky cow has such a big appetite!!
The food and fodder I prepared by myself is not enough at all!!
She also tried to risk it.
The ending is.
The cow ate up all the remaining straw mat she had.
And it knocked her unconscious.
She is a loser!!
Seeing that Lingxi didn't support him, Leng wanted to knock her brain open to see how much angel civilization was still in this girl's head! !
No, there is no angel civilization in his mind anymore, only Shi Chen, right? ?
That's so sad!!
No wonder Shi Chen dared to flirt with other women in front of this silly girl.
Even prepared dark silver equipment, but didn't prepare a set for her! !
This girl.
It's a money-losing product!!
Cold is confirmed.
She even wanted to say it out loud, but she held back.
Because at the entire table, only Lingxi was on the same side as her, the other three, including the student she was about to accept, were on the same side as Shi Chen.
Leng let out a long sigh and felt helpless.
From this moment on, she realized that Shi Chen would have more and more women in the future. Although she was Lingxi's senior, Shi Chen didn't even let her go.
This big stallion from the void universe!!
However, this time, Shi Chen really thought as Lingxi had thought, burning was just a word, not everything.
Shi Chen's next remarks shocked Leng.
Because Shi Chen's analysis was very thorough.
It was as if he himself was an angel.
"Don't let Xiao Lingxi join you in scolding me! Because I am not wrong, being obsessed is only part of it!! Loving beauty is also an obsession. But there are other reasons why angels wear short skirts!! Although, this red short skirt almost exposes half of my butt!"
"In the context of war, it's a complete flaw."
"But, the wars they are in are almost all fought in a crushing manner!! Why?? Because they all rely on their queen!!"
"The enemies who fight to the death with them, such as demons, have snipers. It is very difficult to hit their buttocks and thighs! Because there is a very powerful celestial computer behind their queen."
"This computer is just like Earth Star Monitoring. It can block the enemy's actions in all aspects, and it has various capabilities! Therefore, the positions of those snipers will be exposed instantly."
"And then they solved them one by one!"
"And their own strength is extraordinary. Third-generation angels can be injured by ordinary weapons, but with the angel genes, they can be healed."
"Even if the God-killing Martial Arts is used, the queen can still heal them afterwards."
"So, short skirts and armor are the same for them."
"So that's it!!" Su Xiaoli suddenly realized.
It turns out that they are not as good as angels.
for this result.
It's not just Su Xiaoli.
Li Feifei and Qilin both agreed.
Because they all know that the angel civilization is too powerful.
And they are too weak.
However, Shi Chen hadn't finished yet.
"This is just the first point!! There is also a second point, which is also very important. There are many pre-nuclear civilizations and space civilizations in the entire known universe."
"The civilization of creating gods is just a handful."
"Those pre-nuclear civilizations and space civilizations also have endless losers"
"When they dress like this, put yourself in their shoes. If you were a loser and saw such a beautiful woman dressed so hot, your first impression would be that they are good people?"
"Of course, maybe you still remain rational. But, compared to those who look ugly, they also give you an inexplicable sense of intimacy, right?"
"!!" Leng's pupils dilated.
This is the Angel's top secret!!
Shi Chen actually knew.
Shi Chen noticed Leng's astonished look and suddenly felt secretly happy.
As to why angels wear short skirts, Shi Chen once discussed it, and in a certain Weibo super topic, he and his fans came up with a fairly reasonable excuse.
However, Su Xiaoli, Qilin and others still found it difficult to understand.
They all turned into confused otters at the same time, looking at Shi Chen in confusion.
Shi Chen had no choice but to translate it in a simple and easy-to-understand way: "You are from Earth, you should have read Journey to the West!! It is a mythological story written by Teacher Wu."
"You should know what the decent people inside are."
“It’s Buddha!!”
"And in order to make you believe that they belong to the righteous camp, the Buddha will add golden light to his body and be extremely polite!!"
"You can tell at a glance that they are good people."
"Those monsters are so smelly that they are unrecognizable. Just from the appearance, they make people feel uncomfortable. The first impression you get from them is that they are not good things!!"
"Do you understand?"